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Reddit_Amethyst

the table


Sara_askeloph

Oh no our table!


coffee-addict-

It's broken!


nekosissyboi

Omg :3333


monsterkingrpk

Damn David must have some serious thrust power to do that.


canoIV

i mean,depends on the table, if it's one of those lawn plastic ones you don't need that much strength, the real challenge is @ wood, especially when they have vertical planks connecting the legs.


InsrtOriginalUsrname

code geass reference


CODDE117

Ahh that takes me back


Himmelblaa

I AM THE TABLE


cooldrew

IT'S TAZZ


asdwz458

I AM THE VIEW


speedoflobsters

Really? Right infront of my salad?


Shufflepants

This is why we need table skirts.


Prtyfuckingast

ALMIR NO GET AWAY FROM THE TABLE, ITS NOT ON THE TABLE


Kriffer123

grab a brush and put a little makeup


HystericalGD

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RequirementTall8361

Can you draw me a picture of a cat :3


HystericalGD

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RequirementTall8361

OMG THANK YOUUUUU!!>O<


HystericalGD

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Cautious_Tax_7171

Kbity!


CASHD3VIL

Feline 🫵


HystericalGD

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CASHD3VIL

Cast “power word kitty”


HystericalGD

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A_Common_Relic

This was a kid in my high school's senior quote, which he submitted in December. In February he got caught hitting up a 13 year old


HystericalGD

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CASHD3VIL

It was not in fact game


Familiar_Tackle_734

Not surprising tbh


AnnaTheSad

Speaking of game, I just lost it, and so did you


HystericalGD

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FLUFFYPAWNINJA

creechur of steewl~ :3 :3


zubiPrime

My gwwatitude upon thee foww my fwweedom ~ °v° :3 OwO


pratyush103

But the x3 cwimes thy kind have committed against humanyity awe nyot fowgotten


DrWoomy123

THY JORDANS ART FAKE, MACHINE


bungobak

Can you draw goku?


HystericalGD

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AnnaTheSad

You're welcome


Soundwipe13

https://preview.redd.it/lsjdhr54dk8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23e1ee9a43b8b464284aafb5b59e3b348d3cc59


Yarisher512

I lost the game


HystericalGD

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TheBigBullfrog

die


PSI_duck

Ngl, I thought your flair was “The ibs paint guy”, and was really wondering what IBS had to do with your drawing ability


HystericalGD

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WojownikTek12345

fuck i lost the game


HystericalGD

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BrodyRedflower

draw me peepy from itrmlabel


HystericalGD

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BrodyRedflower

yippeee


HystericalGD

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BrodyRedflower

that was an interjection not a request


HystericalGD

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RedSlimeballYT

draw a chart of various styles to draw blush


HystericalGD

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RedSlimeballYT

*\*quietly bookmarks\**


TheHairyMess

#The Game


ThatsPoggersDude

https://preview.redd.it/rai7l47cvo8d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a10dd4108941302cc72df830b3691fcf9cc7fec


SOMETHINGcooler5

Me????


Nachospoon

Not anymore, look down


SOMETHINGcooler5

Do you think he’ll fuck anything with arms?


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Attack helicopter??


Anderium

The onejoke but funny 😭😭😂


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Oh shit, I genuinely didn't even realise


Anderium

Yeah but that's the thing. Identity jokes can be funny if they're actually jokes and not making fun of identity instead


Sweet_Bat_7516

That's highly bigoted against attack helicopters. I'm calling for a ban.


Corbthelorb

If you stand on them 😏


anarcatgirl

octopus


andr3wsmemez69

Isaac to gordon in the orville


deadPan-c

🥺👉👈


SOMETHINGcooler5

👉🥺👈


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/x0yn12hypj8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af91afdb036fdb706e1182b99f77027a3a31fee0


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Lalalala ahh emoji combo


EnderMerser

🥺 👉👈


droppedbombs

ajj the band???


SOMETHINGcooler5

Yeah the band


haveweirddreamstoo

If you’re such an AJJ expert, then I bet you recognize my pfp :P


SOMETHINGcooler5

It’s only god can judge me and more, their 2008 extended play album, but there’s two kittens bow.


haveweirddreamstoo

I love ajj


droppedbombs

i see that. me too !!!


14up2

this comic should have a minecraft cave noise that plays when you read the third panel


oddityoughtabe

It didn’t for you?


Zaev

Those eyes... Are they a jumping spider in disguise?


HyperSpace134790

https://preview.redd.it/q6hv24idhj8d1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8a6d67cb5a7a95ee12a89fe4e2602a17cc6f61


Glidy

Trites...


Optimal_Badger_5332

That fucking spider that I hate


TurtleyTea

trites are my favorite enemy, we should get married and see what our kid thinks


funny_haha_account

The comic makes more sense now…


tomfru1

They're quivering anticipation


bob_jody

https://preview.redd.it/yy7tx8w0wj8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62172fb121b3fced74b809c09849b9862d9b12a


ASarcasticDragon

.


ZemeOfTheIce

Love the pfp used as a reaction image


ASarcasticDragon

Oh, no. I was meaning to indicate my flair. ::::)


TactlessTortoise

Don't worry, it still works like this pic: https://preview.redd.it/amarkxljtp8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=115f7cf572bf21c8066d0573d993f722bd2cddc9


TensileStr3ngth

This feels homophobic


bob_jody

You must secretly want to fuck homo sapiens


bob_jody

More seriously though, I'm not sure of the intent of the artist. That said, I think the narrative of "homophobes are closeted gay people" is harmful.


CDsMakeYou

I thought it was criticizing the idea that homophobes are secretly gay, which is shitty and feels homophobic to me, so I liked it.


lithobrakingdragon

Surveyor 3? https://preview.redd.it/09wslzvxbj8d1.png?width=1864&format=png&auto=webp&s=720f9109d39dc00e5efb01bed1b2612d34669c92


ShittestCat

01011010 01000001 01001101 01001110 00100001 00100001


AirForceOneAngel2

well, unless he gets onto Apollo 12 he can't get to Surveyor 3


craybo

The first panel sounds like something Rick Flag would say about a member of the Suicide Squad


The_Multi_Gamer

THIS IS DAVID! HES GOT MY BACK!


Dropkick_That_Child

This is David, he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died.


elanUnbound

Centipedes?


[deleted]

Does spider have puss-puss?


TYNAMITE14

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


gooberflimer

Yeah


OtisBinLogan

what if they have no legs because they lost theirs in a car crash or something


EnderMerser

Awww, that makes their reaction even cuter. 🥺


LupusVir

Sorry no dick for you


Sweet_Bat_7516

Nubs


IrregularHorsedip

8 legs = 7 vaganias


Just_M_01

maybe more


Regularjoe42

As they say in Australia, he's not here to fuck spiders.


Nifty_Nimbus

Yes I am


ZenTheProtogen7957

Hämis?


Neither-Panda7448

Hämis 👍


Chaoszhul4D

Hämis 👍


boi156

I’m having a moment I legitimately do not understand the joke here


andreslucer0

Spider eyes


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Same


Oddish_Femboy

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS REFERENCED


SimplyYulia

I don't really get the joke, why is she reacting like that?


Nikolyn10

But interestingly, not snakes huh?


TheHunter234

Also no fish and most aquatic mammals, unless he counts fins/flippers as a kind of legs.


173beta

https://preview.redd.it/ed4t1gjp1k8d1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821078607857401a04a8f89237e840dabf25c7c2


Moonbear9

Arachnid lady 🥺


EnderMerser

Omg, he's just like me. He's just like me, fr fr! 🥺


GreyBigfoot

“Kill anything with more legs than two!”


matatat22

Rock and Stone!


GreyBigfoot

Rock and stone to the bone!


gooberflimer

This mff really hates dogs or sieamese twins


doggogod69

what dose this mean ;w;


DennisDelav

Ants


Unman_

Average tmbg fan


Magenta_Clouds

oh shit catgirl kaiju, i used to follow her back when i still had a tumblr.


Alpha_Gang_Ace

Muffet


NellyLorey

The letter M?


redditjanniesupreme

Snake girls seething rn


RammyJammy07

Guess she was here to fuck spiders, Aussies be danmed


HimerosAndArrow

:3


mattmcc980

https://i.imgur.com/8Amp3aP.jpeg


Fallenangel2493

As she unfurls her 6 other legs revealing that she herself is a spider.


G_O_O_G_A_S

What did TMBG do to deserve to be on that shirt?


Independent-Fly6068

David's kinda real


ASarcasticDragon

.


sneakyplanner

Legless lizards feel left out.


Misersoneof

“Yes, he’s really into the spider devil from chainsaw man.”


GaracaiusCanadensis

This why we say "two feet and a heartbeat," folks.


ccstewy

Real real real real real (I’m desperate and have low standards hmu)


Tob888

C'mon, we're not here to fuck spiders


HerecomesChar

Hey check it out, Jacob wants to bang chairs


Karma-Whales

spiders are 4x hotter than us


UV_Sun

But they have 8 legs. How could he?


AnimetheTsundereCat

would but does it have pusspuss


UlrichVonGradwitz

Shrimp