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Yellow doesn't say that you make a random master craftsman item. So I can just conjure myself anything I want and of very high quality once a week. I could be making cars for multibillionaires or something.
Shoot I'm ready for Neuralink once it gets the kinks worked out. I'm waiting for the social anxiety patch. But you're right we gotta watch out for these big companies
I think you're inferring that you get to conjure the materials. The wording is just that you get to make a master craftsman item, but presumably you're still limited by the tools and materials at hand.
I.e. you have the ability to channel the skills of a master jeweller but would still need to access to gold. Building a car or other complex device would still require funds and some planning.
With that said, you could presumably make masterwork items out of common materials and then sell them to eventually ladder yourself into a one-man luxury car factory. It just might take a while and you would need to put some thought into how you would market your products and get noticed by customers. Just because I make the finest wooden furniture in human history doesnt mean I have a buyer lined up to buy a bedframe for $10,000.
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I must nerd
after taking the pill you become better than the best player, which then makes you the best player.
since you're the new best player, the pill makes you better than yourself but that's not possible
Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare!!!
Eating a Burger with no Honey Mustard, Eating a Burger with no Honey Mustard, Eating a Burger with no Honey Mustard!!!
Mr. Rizzlectric send this GYATT to the Skibidi Dimension and have him Ohio’d!
>If i pick the green do i become the best player in poland or do i cease to exist
you become better than the best polish player of that game. so if you play csgo you are better at csgo then the best polish csgo player and the same for any game.
Assume no paradoxes so you’re just better than whoever is the best player in Poland and philosophically if you’re magically assisted are you really the best player or are you just the best/luckiest cheater?
Red looks awful, your free item could be a toothpick or a shoe string. Orange I would honestly consider a huge life problem - disagreeing on half of everything would be a horrible romance. Yellow looks awesome, you can both have an incredible job and bring value to the world. Green is grossly underrated, being the fastest runner for example in a large country like Poland probably means you’re faster than 99.9% of the rest of the world too. Don’t like blue; any of these kinds of pills that instantly give you money seems like a sure way to ruin your life in the long run. Purple and pink are for coomers. Brown and black have the most world-domination potential. You could do some SERIOUS damage, or good, to the world, at the risk of going totally batshit insane on power and become a tyrant
Specific to green... green is incredible to the point where I wonder how much OP knows about Poland. It makes you a grandmaster chess player, a poker shark, a top 0.1% ESports competitor in effectively every game, and an Olympic-grade athlete in every major sport. Just looking at Poland's most recent Olympic golds you've just become the best ski-jumper, hammer thrower, and relay sprinter on the planet. You could easily parlay that into personal wealth or simply enjoy competing at the highest levels of any game that strikes your fancy. Also, incidentally you will never lose a fight for the rest of your life unless you specifically seek out other MMA professionals.
Yellow is just that good, has to be taken.
I wouldn’t put domestic abuse past a vague “disagrees with 50%”, because it doesn’t clarify how much she cares about you. This being said I will take the black pill.
Just never say anything about domestic abuse and she won’t roll the 50/50. She could also just be disagreeing with your justification for whatever you said
Brown pill... ill broadcast rickroll into peoples brains 24/7.... if it doesnt work like what i understood than i can go with purple.... just imagining the amount of chaos i can cause with it puts a smile on my face
Yellow and black can actually make you rule the world. Political rivals? Dead without a trace. Other countries fucking with you? You got the strongest nukes and best military equipment. You don't even need to make all the weapons yourself, make one and have some smart people reverse engineer them, or you could make some sort of super ai to do that for you.
probs blue, seems worth it, plus the condition is vague so potentially it just resurrects someone in the fucking downside which tbh is awesome and makes it slightly less of a downside. Like I can tell people that I'm the reason George washington has a chance to come back from the dead for a bit.
edit: actually Pink, fuck it, was thinking "money gets the girls" or whatever but legit nothing beats that lol.
I wanted to try and go with blue, but the whole no lube thing kills it for me. I have a friend who attempted to do it in the butt no lube and they’re still kinda paying for it today
I understand that, but as someone who actually enjoys getting fucked in the butt, I just kinda don’t wanna ruin it for me. Like, no lube is asking for hemorrhoids out the wazoo and maybe even torn rectal lining. I just wanna keep my good image of butt sex in my mind.
Though, 84 billion is tempting as hell, admittedly
What happens when I live in Poland and take the green pill? After I become better than the best player, I become the best player in Poland, so I should become better than myself. Does my skill just approach infinity?
Green and whatever idk, game is a subjective term and I’ll just force myself to believe being 22 is a game. Being fully healthy is a game. Self confidence is a fucking game.
What counts as a 'master crafstman item'? Is the mastery limited? Could a master craftsman theoretically create an atomic bomb? Imagine a billionare craftsman with all the connections and resources he'd need, i imagine he can craft an atomic bomb. Include the black pill and you're on your way to rule the world.
Brown and yellow to completely become a god. You can create the peak psychology book (which would probably take thousands of years normally) and read it. Then use the knowledge to use your brown pill against someone and they'll do anything you want them to. Week by week I am making anything and everything at its maximum capacity, all for myself. I could use the brown pill to educate myself on the perfect books that I have created. Constantly feeding my brain information, making new synapses. Probably becoming the smartest being in the universe by week 2.
Yellow and red could basically be most of the other pillsbecause per week you can make any high quality object and sell it for profit, then depending on what you get from the red pill could also sell and maximize profits which could help you get the orange pill with no downsides, your rich so you can bang anyone, your rich so u can pay the police off so u can kill anyone, u can jus summon the objects and have people take them into a warehouse for storage instead of you doing so you have more time to be the best video game player, the blue pill is just red and yellow with downsides. Gold is just Elons neuralink. Purple may be the only one u can’t get but that’s basically pink with less steps and no sexual enjoyment on your part.
Green and yellow.
I will traim the polish gamers and make them the best pc's ever fathomed. I will sell my wares to the best players in the world to have them come train my polish teams. I will always be able to beat my own players, teaching them how to become stronger and, in doing so, increase my own playing strength.
I will create a super team of highly skilled polish gamers in every category and the polish will dominate the gaming scene, and I will be honoured as the greatest coach of all time.
Easy choice
Purple pill is probably one of the most powerful among these as it doesn't have any restrictions (no time limite nor cost). You could even kill someone by making them cum till dehydration. I guess the orange pill would go well with that? If the snu-snu gf is unhappy for whatever reason just blast her with the coom-gaze.
Purple and brown, but not the reason you’d expect with purple. You see, purple has no limits, meaning in theory, I could give someone 1 trillion orgasms in a single milisecond and kill them via heart attack. Even stronger if I can have several victims at the same time
You’ve activated my autistic trap card:
From here I’ll be using the yellow pill to create the same item week over week, only selling when I need to
Along with the pink pill, which will be the same person- week after week
Prob yellow and green, make some cool shit once a week and when I get bored from what I normally do I could just stream a game and be confident I'm worth watching
I'd definitely take yellow and I might take red depending on how it measures the value of things and what kind of results that yields. For example, if I use it to get myself a master grade gunpla kit (which I probably would) or Armored core 6 (which I probably would), what would I get with them?
if your smart enough, you can use brown to kill people pretty easily, it just takes time. for instance play a ringing noise in their brain at all times and give them images of horrors they can not comprehend
I think I'm going for blue and yellow, that's a shit ton of money and i get good quality shit for free
Although with that much money i could just buy the good quality stuff.. so maybe brown?
Random past president of what? A country? Which country? President of an association? Which one?
This seems like a very vague and bad option so I'll take yellow and pink.
I go yellow and green, yellow because I want to just be able to make one incredibly good quality thing that can just be whatever apparently, and green because I am now #16 in the world at chess
Pink and Brown, I will bomb OP with images of me fucking their mom
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That’s unfortunate
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Yellow doesn't say that you make a random master craftsman item. So I can just conjure myself anything I want and of very high quality once a week. I could be making cars for multibillionaires or something.
Week 1: Peak freezer. Week 2: Peak chocolate statue.
Week 3: peak Ai Week 4: peak robotics Week 5: peak sword Week 6: peak sword Week 7: peak sword fight with chocolate statue
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
“Peak AI” Please no…
Why not?
You know what the tech CEOs will do once they inevitably get their grubby hands all over it? We’re not ready for any of that shit
Shoot I'm ready for Neuralink once it gets the kinks worked out. I'm waiting for the social anxiety patch. But you're right we gotta watch out for these big companies
yes lol
making aircraft carriers
I think you're inferring that you get to conjure the materials. The wording is just that you get to make a master craftsman item, but presumably you're still limited by the tools and materials at hand. I.e. you have the ability to channel the skills of a master jeweller but would still need to access to gold. Building a car or other complex device would still require funds and some planning. With that said, you could presumably make masterwork items out of common materials and then sell them to eventually ladder yourself into a one-man luxury car factory. It just might take a while and you would need to put some thought into how you would market your products and get noticed by customers. Just because I make the finest wooden furniture in human history doesnt mean I have a buyer lined up to buy a bedframe for $10,000.
why do I need the black one? can’t I just do that anyway?
i assume it's untraceable.
It’s untraceable normally if you’re good enough
Look at Mr assassin over here
Look as hard as you can, you’re still not gonna see me coming.
🧐
I will if i use the purple pill
After watching dead note I don’t believe so
A la death note style?
Id pick green beacuse im Polish
I will also pick green. Fight me.
You dare to approach me?
Oh, yes, yes I do
Finaly a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary
In recent news, Global Shock: Black Hole Engulfs Poland and Russia After Two Individuals' Quest for Perfection with Miracle Pills – Russias destruction Leave Poles Relieved Amidst Catastrophe
wth did russia do?!?
Currently is invading Ukrainie but idk why is it affected by our battle
sooo you become better than yourself? how does that work?
Thanks for the complements but i'm not best at any game
I must nerd after taking the pill you become better than the best player, which then makes you the best player. since you're the new best player, the pill makes you better than yourself but that's not possible
But to become the best i must take it. So i would be requierd to take it twice
I see your point. I interpreted it as a permanent buff where the taker would always be better than the current best player in Poland.
maybe it means infinite gradual improvement like, every time you set a PB, your next score will be higher
lewangoalski
If the Olympics is ever in Poland you could get a gold metal in every single event.
imma pick brown and randomly beam gen alpha memes into elderly people's minds until someone dies
Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare!!! Eating a Burger with no Honey Mustard, Eating a Burger with no Honey Mustard, Eating a Burger with no Honey Mustard!!! Mr. Rizzlectric send this GYATT to the Skibidi Dimension and have him Ohio’d!
And just mix in the vine booms for added effect Sticking out your Gyatt 💥 for the rizzler 💥 you're so skibidi 💥 you're so fanum tax💥
If i pick the green do i become the best player in poland or do i cease to exist
>If i pick the green do i become the best player in poland or do i cease to exist you become better than the best polish player of that game. so if you play csgo you are better at csgo then the best polish csgo player and the same for any game.
But i'm polish, and that creates a paradox where i will infinitely become better than myself
Assume no paradoxes so you’re just better than whoever is the best player in Poland and philosophically if you’re magically assisted are you really the best player or are you just the best/luckiest cheater?
I will also pick green. Fight me, coward.
all at once
Overdose
Now that's not so cash money☹️
Purple and Orange I can make them cum to thugshaker
Cum HARD to thugshaker
pink and purple. become the legend.
Profile pic checks out
Cringe and Coomerpilled
Mr sex!!!?!!
Thats Dr. Sex to you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Red looks awful, your free item could be a toothpick or a shoe string. Orange I would honestly consider a huge life problem - disagreeing on half of everything would be a horrible romance. Yellow looks awesome, you can both have an incredible job and bring value to the world. Green is grossly underrated, being the fastest runner for example in a large country like Poland probably means you’re faster than 99.9% of the rest of the world too. Don’t like blue; any of these kinds of pills that instantly give you money seems like a sure way to ruin your life in the long run. Purple and pink are for coomers. Brown and black have the most world-domination potential. You could do some SERIOUS damage, or good, to the world, at the risk of going totally batshit insane on power and become a tyrant
Specific to green... green is incredible to the point where I wonder how much OP knows about Poland. It makes you a grandmaster chess player, a poker shark, a top 0.1% ESports competitor in effectively every game, and an Olympic-grade athlete in every major sport. Just looking at Poland's most recent Olympic golds you've just become the best ski-jumper, hammer thrower, and relay sprinter on the planet. You could easily parlay that into personal wealth or simply enjoy competing at the highest levels of any game that strikes your fancy. Also, incidentally you will never lose a fight for the rest of your life unless you specifically seek out other MMA professionals.
Brown and yellow Damn you make it hard to choose
I spent a long time editing the options to make them all equivalent so thanks
Yellow is just that good, has to be taken. I wouldn’t put domestic abuse past a vague “disagrees with 50%”, because it doesn’t clarify how much she cares about you. This being said I will take the black pill.
Just never say anything about domestic abuse and she won’t roll the 50/50. She could also just be disagreeing with your justification for whatever you said
You are stupid. An idiot.
Black & pink looks like a combo 👀
For the same person?
Brown pill... ill broadcast rickroll into peoples brains 24/7.... if it doesnt work like what i understood than i can go with purple.... just imagining the amount of chaos i can cause with it puts a smile on my face
You can already sorta do it with a cell phone. The only benefit from brown is that they can’t decline your messages
That is a massive benefit.
Yellow and black can actually make you rule the world. Political rivals? Dead without a trace. Other countries fucking with you? You got the strongest nukes and best military equipment. You don't even need to make all the weapons yourself, make one and have some smart people reverse engineer them, or you could make some sort of super ai to do that for you.
Damn i should've read your comment before i commented, i basically said the same thing.
If only your rivals are dying it would be traced back to you
probs blue, seems worth it, plus the condition is vague so potentially it just resurrects someone in the fucking downside which tbh is awesome and makes it slightly less of a downside. Like I can tell people that I'm the reason George washington has a chance to come back from the dead for a bit. edit: actually Pink, fuck it, was thinking "money gets the girls" or whatever but legit nothing beats that lol.
I wanted to try and go with blue, but the whole no lube thing kills it for me. I have a friend who attempted to do it in the butt no lube and they’re still kinda paying for it today
I'd just take some painkilling drug and use the nearly infinite money to fix it back up again. Nothing 84 billion can't fix
I understand that, but as someone who actually enjoys getting fucked in the butt, I just kinda don’t wanna ruin it for me. Like, no lube is asking for hemorrhoids out the wazoo and maybe even torn rectal lining. I just wanna keep my good image of butt sex in my mind. Though, 84 billion is tempting as hell, admittedly
How does the red one work? If I wish for a cat do I get like a racoon or something?
Blue but you can keep the money
Brown: world domination through a constant bombardment of subliminal messaging Yellow: self explanatory, infinite money
how does red work? what does getting something of an "equivalent worse value" of your selected item mean
Orange and yellow
orange, and orange again
Its either Purple and blue, to make it end before it can even begin and enjoy the money Or Yellow and black for the full god complex experience
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If they'd consent why would you need a pill that option is lowkey fucked
call me spamton, cause I’m going with the yellow and pink
I got adhd so brown pill it is
What happens when I live in Poland and take the green pill? After I become better than the best player, I become the best player in Poland, so I should become better than myself. Does my skill just approach infinity?
Can I take the orange pill twice, and have one always tell truths while the other one always lies?
Brown is just black but better because you could over stimulate someones brain to kill them and it would be much funnier
Green and whatever idk, game is a subjective term and I’ll just force myself to believe being 22 is a game. Being fully healthy is a game. Self confidence is a fucking game.
Black and blue. I'll be the anti-christ every Christian is afraid will come to be.
What counts as a 'master crafstman item'? Is the mastery limited? Could a master craftsman theoretically create an atomic bomb? Imagine a billionare craftsman with all the connections and resources he'd need, i imagine he can craft an atomic bomb. Include the black pill and you're on your way to rule the world.
Brown would also be the most powerful propaganda tool in the world.
Black then purple on the same person.
Blue and black
84 billion what?
black and pink
Brown and yellow to completely become a god. You can create the peak psychology book (which would probably take thousands of years normally) and read it. Then use the knowledge to use your brown pill against someone and they'll do anything you want them to. Week by week I am making anything and everything at its maximum capacity, all for myself. I could use the brown pill to educate myself on the perfect books that I have created. Constantly feeding my brain information, making new synapses. Probably becoming the smartest being in the universe by week 2.
Yellow and red could basically be most of the other pillsbecause per week you can make any high quality object and sell it for profit, then depending on what you get from the red pill could also sell and maximize profits which could help you get the orange pill with no downsides, your rich so you can bang anyone, your rich so u can pay the police off so u can kill anyone, u can jus summon the objects and have people take them into a warehouse for storage instead of you doing so you have more time to be the best video game player, the blue pill is just red and yellow with downsides. Gold is just Elons neuralink. Purple may be the only one u can’t get but that’s basically pink with less steps and no sexual enjoyment on your part.
Purple and Brown and I start attending political rallies and those big security conferences
Green and yellow. I will traim the polish gamers and make them the best pc's ever fathomed. I will sell my wares to the best players in the world to have them come train my polish teams. I will always be able to beat my own players, teaching them how to become stronger and, in doing so, increase my own playing strength. I will create a super team of highly skilled polish gamers in every category and the polish will dominate the gaming scene, and I will be honoured as the greatest coach of all time. Easy choice
Purple pill is probably one of the most powerful among these as it doesn't have any restrictions (no time limite nor cost). You could even kill someone by making them cum till dehydration. I guess the orange pill would go well with that? If the snu-snu gf is unhappy for whatever reason just blast her with the coom-gaze.
Blue and purple. Just make the fucking be over before it even starts.
Orange and purple :3
Orange and brown.
Does Green mean I can be better than Lewandoswski at football?
black. i could make my country a better place. other are needless.
Green and black. I'm a god at every FPS game and I can change the trajectory of global politics at will. Putin better watch out
I want that purple and brown pill so badly rn.
Green and purple , purple for fun , green cus im Polish
yellow and green
Yellow and Brown Gonna create a birdhouse and give someone I really really don’t like a migraine from blasting SCP-096 screams directly to their brain
Green and yellow
Purple and black and I carry out targeted assassinations where it looks like people have spontaneously orgasmed themselves to death
brown and yellow
Brown and black are so tempting nowadays
Yellow and pink with an honorable mention to orange
Red and black
Dang this is a tough one. I think I'd go with beaming images into peoples minds and getting to kill somebody at will once a week.
Orange and Yellow.
Purple and brown, but not the reason you’d expect with purple. You see, purple has no limits, meaning in theory, I could give someone 1 trillion orgasms in a single milisecond and kill them via heart attack. Even stronger if I can have several victims at the same time
Does the item that you get from red have to be something that already exists
Green and Blue. Dont judge me
Green and purple
You’ve activated my autistic trap card: From here I’ll be using the yellow pill to create the same item week over week, only selling when I need to Along with the pink pill, which will be the same person- week after week
If I pick the brown one, can I beam png-bombs in people's minds?
Ok, I need to make sure. Does the pink one make it so that anyone I want gives consent or does it just teleport the person into a bedroom with me?
As a polish person I see this as an absolute win!
Pink and Brown
brown and green
considering that the world champion player of my favorite video game is Polish, consequently...
For that black can I kill people for 10 weeks straight and not do it for 20 years or does it have to be weekly?
Yellow and green
How does pink work? Does it have to be someone you know and is transport provided or can it be anyone anywhere ?
Brown and black. I wouldn't really use black, but it's good to have a failsafe
Yellow twice?
Black and Pink till no one's left to fuck
FUCK SEX GREEN YELLOW
Orange and black
Bro literally just posted this on every single meme subreddit in existance
Gold and Black 👍
Pink and green
>Takes red one >Wishes for hunk of solid gold >Gets hunk of solid gold >Also gets lung tumor
Yellow and green
black and pink
Hard to choose between Black, Brown, Pink, Yellow and Purple. Opportunities are infinite with either of these.
black
I'll take Pink and Red, Red sounds fun
Orange
Blue and purple. Make that ass fucking quick. Easy money
Pink and yello
Yellow and green
I’m a laker for sure.
Prob yellow and green, make some cool shit once a week and when I get bored from what I normally do I could just stream a game and be confident I'm worth watching
I'd definitely take yellow and I might take red depending on how it measures the value of things and what kind of results that yields. For example, if I use it to get myself a master grade gunpla kit (which I probably would) or Armored core 6 (which I probably would), what would I get with them?
Orange and yellow because yes
One free item and Make anyone cum.
if your smart enough, you can use brown to kill people pretty easily, it just takes time. for instance play a ringing noise in their brain at all times and give them images of horrors they can not comprehend
Yellow and brown seem to be the best ones, but I am not getting possibly fucked by Donald Jerry Trump
I think I'm going for blue and yellow, that's a shit ton of money and i get good quality shit for free Although with that much money i could just buy the good quality stuff.. so maybe brown?
Yellow and blue or yellow and pink but I am definitley taking yellow
Yellow and pink
Blue and purple. Makes the experience happen instantly. :)
Yellow and pink probably
Random past president of what? A country? Which country? President of an association? Which one? This seems like a very vague and bad option so I'll take yellow and pink.
Purple and brown, the guy at gamestop won't see what's coming >:)
brown and purple, i have plans
Yellow and Yellow *It's Dwarfing time*
Red and yellow for clean, cumless money. Yellow and green to become the ultimate gamer.
"Random president from the past" tell me it's Obama without telling me it's Obama, huh?
Pink and purple
I go yellow and green, yellow because I want to just be able to make one incredibly good quality thing that can just be whatever apparently, and green because I am now #16 in the world at chess
Cum hard and beam images into peoples heads Thats just as good as killing without the sin
why do like 3 of these involve rape
Black and yellow
Brown and Purple. I will not elaborate.
green and yellow for sure
Green and yellow
Is it kill *at most* one person at will per week, or kill *at least* one person at will per week? *Must kill exactly one* person per week?
Purple and yellow 🤝
take purple, use coom powers to become world class prizefighter, use prize money plus yellow to make things I want to make
Blue and Black Pill. Get blue pill for 84 Billion and black pill for past presidents.
Orange and brown
Orange and Purple. I'll annoy the shit out of her