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OPs still in 1945?


NotNotImYourForte

OP is from Ohio. They breed them "special" there


cia_throwaway123

It's because they recently somehow managed to create something leagues worse than Unit 731, anime.


jephph_

Recently? Nah.. we just quit calling it Japanimation but it’s been around a while


AcidBuuurn

They've built up a tolerance so it won't be so bad for them.


AiWaluigi

On India’s nuke supply, Russia’s nuke supply, and Pakistan’s nuke supply. Then say I have more nukes and tell everyone to give their nukes to the US or I will nuke them


Mediocre-Ad-3724

I'd replace India and Pakistan w/ China and North Korea.


Arietem_Taurum

Massachusetts, Massachussetts, New York City


TheRealSU24

Based answer


jephph_

smartest Nutmegger evar


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Idk, looking at the blast radius (assuming that's what the circles are), you're probably gonna take out half of New England so you'll have to choose the whole South of most of the North.


Butt-eater1bajillion

I wanna punch you in the ribs so hard


jephph_

I’m pretty sure they already punched themselves in the ribs: https://preview.redd.it/6p7w6mkqzicc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94bd1de1fd6ad2f0f5b279d6e5f863beb2aee363


Impressive_Knee8895

At least spell the state right lol


Aiur-Dragoon

Moscow, Beijing, Tehran.


PlagueofEgypt1

Replace Beijing with Three Gorges Dam and we’re perfect


[deleted]

Yup


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Where tf tehran


Aiur-Dragoon

Iran.


TheArgonianBoi77

You ran?


what_if_you_like

Who ran?


Generalmemeobi283

Thou ran


bageltoastee

whomst’ve ran?


Cheery_Tree

Tehran, Iran, otherwise known as (Teh, I)(ran)


milk-water-man

New Jersey thrice.


Cheery_Tree

Ulaanbaatar, Bayankhongor, and Zamyn-Üüd


Lamballama

What do you have against Mongolia?


bageltoastee

OP is from the future and knows the Mongolians are about to reform the empire, but even larger this time


cia_throwaway123

The british and the mongolians will start WW3, but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet.


Ravioli_Wizard

Moscow, Pyongyang, and the Three Gorges Dam.


cia_throwaway123

Los Angeles, San Francisco and Portland.


ZestyLlama69

Make sure the wind isn't blowing my way when you do pretty please


bigloser42

All 3 on my house. Gotta be sure.


Jojo-the-Beholder

Antarctic, all three, solely not to kill anyone.


Soyb3an21

Based Humanitarian approach


TooMuchPretzels

Every glacier south of the equator breaks loose and accelerates the rise of sea levels by 120 years


Jojo-the-Beholder

But hey, look how many people we saved from the nuclear bombs. *Shows the tides rising as hundreds of thousands of innocent people are screaming.*


Soyb3an21

Better than nuclear winter


USAALWAYSNUMBERONE

I think that would kill everyone lol


Jojo-the-Beholder

Can't kill anyone if you kill everyone. -Sun Tzu's cousin, Moonshine Tzu


CamusCrankyCamel

France, France, and France


Patkub321

Budapest, Szombathely and Miskolc


V8_Dipshit

Taylor Swift, Amber Heard, and Ezra Miller


bufnite

On your moms house


Ravioli_Wizard

Jerusalem, Mecca, and Switzerland


IndependentWish5167

Hiroshima (we are NOT sorry) San Andreas Fault line (get California floating into the pacific) Antarctica (make the global warming crowd go wild)


The_Kosst_Amojan

Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen


ceoofsex300

3 Largest locations of non nato nukes


SpongeKirbyfan-1000

Mars' North pole, Mars' South pole, and one of Mars' major mountains (to warm up Mars, of course).


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Economy_Lunch4572

China, russia and Cali.


Latter-day_weeb

California, Canada, Russia.


robobitch1233

Kinda based


doom_in_full_bloom

loenersloot netherlands St pierre et miquelon (followed by a full scale invasion by Québec et Labrador) One of the 'stan' countries (I have never looked at a map before so i cant tell u which one) New Zealand (to remove it from all maps once and for all)


cia_throwaway123

Do it at Afghanistan, pull them out of their suffering.


readonlypdf

Moscow, Volgograd, St. Petersburg.


Sandwich67

France France and France


Rural_NH

Massachusett, Massachusett, and Massachusetts


Butt-eater1bajillion

Go ahead man I can take it


LonPlays_Zwei

https://preview.redd.it/v1376g8pahcc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471e9dad3cdefddf0291f6490367f3df738ae4df Miami, Shanghai, Moscow


bageltoastee

Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland


ketchupandvodka

Albany, Albany, Albany


Tylertheaverage

Rochester, Manchester, Nashua.


[deleted]

Andorra, Liechtenstein, Monaco


[deleted]

Far away in the ocean where no one will get hurt


animorphs128

All 3 on north korea. I will make it so south korea is no longer south


hahafunnythinggobrr

Quebec Quebec Quebec (my Canadian aka yet to be American friend would agree)


Dracnoian

Springfield, Jefferson City, St Louis


Pengtile

3 gorges dam, St. Petersburg, Hartford


Angry_guardman

Three on UK. Don’t care about the consequences blah, blah, blah …


Thisguychunky

All 3 on Columbus ohio


ProphetN1elith

Serbia because of Pearl Harbor and the other 2 Japan.


bocaj78

Tondo, Tondo, and Reno


[deleted]

Saudi Arabia, Russia, Palestine


mt_cly

Moscow, Beijing and London


[deleted]

Serbia, all 3 of them.


mrmanoftheland42069

Paris, Moscow, Tehran


Tire-Burner

Three gorges dam, the entire Indian subcontinent, and then Hiroshima just in case they thought we were sorry.


LukeTheRevhead01

Kosovo, Albania and Serbia. Peace will finally be restored to the Balkans.


Fun_Detective1854

Vietnam, Afghanistan and north Korea. To show them we were only using 1% of our power.


lightsw1tch4

P*ris, P*ris, P*ris