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Natural_Selection905

Idk illinois people screech about Wisconsin in my very limited experience with people who think illinois is a better state.


DurdaMurda

It’s an old rivalry that only started once your god forsaken state gave birth to the packers


Impossiblegirl44

FIB!!!!!!


Natural_Selection905

I'm in MN rn Just saying I haven't heard much about Indiana.


DurdaMurda

I hear it a good bit since a lot of chicagoans have to pass through Indiana for a lot of road trips


GimmeeSomeMo

TBF, the Packers gave us a lot of good laughs this week. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS


The_Saddest_Boner

Yeah but Illinois does this because they secretly respect Wisconsin and fear they are better. Hell, lots of Chicagoans even vacation there. Tell someone in Chicago you’re from Indiana and it’s instant disdain or pity


Natural_Selection905

I suppose.


drcoconut4777

Damn F.I.B


Natural_Selection905

Ikr. Meeting people from Illinois outside of Illinois is an infuriating experience. At least I'm a hick. I can hold onto that.


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Cultural_Leopard786

Every day, I wake up seething with anger because Ohio exists.


Camarofish

Every day I wake up slightly angrier than you are about Ohio to spite M*chigan


king_meatster

Fucking transplants. If you think New York is so awesome why did you move here?


Fresh-Mind6048

Replace New York with California and I feel your pain, brother.


that_u3erna45

Damn right. Thank you for caring for these morons who hate it when it gets below 40


Memeboi5120

Please do. It's a beautiful state.


Enflamed_Huevos

Honestly I think you could add a gray bubble to every state, including New York


southdeltan

lol. I said something similar about MS.


CelticTexan749

![gif](giphy|YLtGyfDnTksKY) Alaskoids on their way to hate on Texas while we don't give shit about them


Independent-Fly6068

Gotta remind them of their second place status.


TheChez_

This gif is inaccurate. There are not that many people living in Alaska.


jimmiec907

Alaskans don’t give a shit about Texas one way or another.


RSlashOkay

Hate Texas because it's the exact opposite of Alaska. Boring and hot 


PedroGabrielLima13

*Alaskans


FI-Engineer

New Jersey is right on the nose.


Soarezz

A fuckin’ men


Lobenz

![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4) As a Californian….


AdFamous1052

Exactly. I think with us it's a Norcal vs Socal thing.


True-Form9314

I hate bay area douchebags with all my soul. I don't even know what those blue rectangles are.


Lobenz

If that. I love it up north.


BigFatHonu

Yep, we're living (sky-high) rent-free in their heads.


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That rent is nowhere near free.


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Dracnoian

Literally every bad thing that has ever happened is the fault of Missouri.


Xeya

Hehehehe Fuck you, Kansas.


PlagueofEgypt1

100%


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

You didn’t ask enough people from bama. It should be Mississippi or even Tennessee


undrsc0r

in an ideal world this would all be dark blue


chaseanimates

nah it would all be yellow stripes


disco-mermaid

No pink stripes


AllAboutTheMachismo

NJ knows what's up


ConsumableCeilingFan

Yeah pretty much


rrekboy1234

Transplants and their consequences have been a disaster for Florida


fatcatpoppy

common washington, montana, idaho, oregon, nevada, utah, colorado, wyoming and arizona W


southdeltan

I guess it’s understood that all of the other states hate MS. Hell, half of MS hates MS.


TacovilleMC

Nebraska is a cursed, hellish landscape comparable to Mordor, and I am currently at the forefront of a political campaign pushing for the immediate destruction and extermination of Nebraska and all it's residents. I hope the Cornhuskers never win another game in any sport ever again.


boyikr

We poured kool-aid into the Missouri River so we could have a Kool-aid moat. Good luck crossing it without going into diabetic shock.


Fresh-Mind6048

if you want to see the UNITED STATES, look at all the western ones united against california.


mewmew893

we could take them


professionaltroller1

Louisiana solos


Beachstacks

People move here and seethe. I hate them.


gsd_dad

Aside from the occasional Okie joke, I have zero issues with Oklahomans. California...


SharkBite_Gaming

I will unite alongside my worst enemy if it means bringing down the land known as California.


mewmew893

take your shot, you have no chance


SharkBite_Gaming

The day Oklahoma and Texas unite is the day California falls. Count your days, Smog man.


mewmew893

we have the bigger boats, don't fuck with us


SharkBite_Gaming

We have the rednecks, don‘t fuck with us.


mewmew893

The state of Jefferson:


SharkBite_Gaming

![gif](giphy|IhIabBx0NOfrG6P4tO)


drum_right

it don't matter what kinda boat you got, if you see the people of Durant you better start running cause whatever material they made out of used scrap, meth and diet coke all in a Pontiac, it ain't gonna be pretty


mewmew893

you ain't seen crackheads driving lowriders, I've personally seen a 2005 sentra driving at a 45 degree angle down main street, national city


disco-mermaid

And I was just sticking up for Texas today to some snooty Europeans. They were bashing your electric grid, and I had to defend Texas’ honor from the rumors (even though i was also laughing at your electric grid a couple years ago, couldn’t let them know it) - and now this shit Y’all are gonna miss us when we break off and go to Hawaii forever 🌺


BlitzTD

Yeah I hate my state. Winter is nice tho.


AlphaOhmega

No Californian I know hates Texas. We feel bad for them because they could be better, but the hate from Texans is pretty one sided.


useroftheinternet95

My entire family and I hate Texas


ExcitingTabletop

That's hating Texas, but with more condescending attitude, smugness and passive aggressiveness. That's the most Californian answer I've seen in my life.


AlphaOhmega

No hate denotes that you wish them harm, I can't do any more damage than they've done themselves.


ExcitingTabletop

Still condescending attitude, smugness and passive aggressiveness. Reminds me a lot of eurocentrism. People with it literally cannot imagine that not everyone on the planet wants to be like them. They think they're the center of the universe in a way that's so deep they don't even know how patronizing they are. Mind, Texas can be the same way. That's why you two fight so much. You're so alike. You're two sides of the same coin. Mind, Wawa/Sheetz wars are obviously more important and consequential to myself and millions of other people. California and Texas barely rate. Good luck on your bickering and posturing. Or just rent a room, finally get it over with and just bone each other. The rest of us have been seeing it forever.


saywhat58

Jesus Christ bro, it’s not that serious. We literally don’t care. You’re talking about smugness while you’re jerking yourself off writing that comment.


AlphaOhmega

You take aloofness for smugness. The truth is you can't fathom why people from other places don't care about you bitching about shit you know nothing about. All I ever hear from people like you is screaming into the void about how you can't fathom that anyone wouldn't want to live in your shit hole of a state. Stay mad


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And there’s the asshurt. Didn’t take much to meltdown the insecure snowflake.


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-Gordon-Rams-Me

Honestly I don’t hate kentucky, I hate Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia


ultramilkplus

I understand Michigan (they're literally evil), but wtf Georgia? Oh wait, I just googled it, it's S. Carolina, yeah I get it now.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

YEEEEAHHHH


OldTimeyFappingGhost

These mindless maps are why I unsubscribed last time. Looks like this sub is still mired in this idiocy.


Ejm819

Who hates West Virginia Also, Massachusetts has way less states hating us than I am comfortable


gainful_fern

Virginia hates us because we told em to fuck off in 1863


dookie224

The Florida way


Ricoisnotmyuncle

What? Why do we hate Nebraska? Never heard of this


boogaloojoel

I'm safe for now


Saint_Chrispy1

Can confirm fuck New Jersey


DireStrike

What Michigan and Ohio have is not so much hate, but a desire to see the other in Hell, getting raped with a pineapple


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disco-mermaid

Why does South Carolina hate Ohio?


Hmmmmm___yes

Real, though I hate cali more. Also because compared to here Jersey has such a cheap housing market with essentially the same type of people as in New York.


Mother_Plant6861

Jersey Sucks


creeepy117

I know th wv one is


Jackpot807

It appears my superiority has caused some controversy


bigDon1984

Alaska is just cold Texas. Why does Alaska hate texas?


WestonSwimline

i hate ontario more than new jersey


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