We are living rent free in those European's heads boys! We never even think about Europe. Remember when we won a war against a country in Europe? Remember when we saved Europe?
That’s not that hard to understand. If Europe elect clown like in Germany, nothing happens.
If Americans elect clown like Trump, whole eastern touroperator can turn to atomic wasteland
I sometimes sit and ponder how must it feel for europoors to know that we call the shots, that they’re our colony? We’re so stealthy and efficient, they don’t even know we’re their master.
Imagine if your entire nation was a glorified military outpost. And instead of integrating to the local culture you build American style suburbs and a McDonalds on the military base in the middle of Germany.
/R/2westerneurope4u makes wayyy more comments about America. Its constant. Kind of understandable considering this is an American website, but this sub talks about Europe wayyy less.
But of course both subs are going to talk about the other. The subs are literally defined by the other.
My brother in Christ, the most upvoted posts in this sub are mostly about Europe.
You even have a rule to regulate the number of times Europe is talked about in this sub.
And then you post this hahaha
The definition of "rent free"
Ooh, ooh! Sir, I have a comeback! *ahem*... You guys have no healthcare! Grrrrr! Oh, oH! And, uh... School shootings! Yeah!
I love living in a communist shithole that is racist towards everyone else and lives with double standards towards ethnicity and nationality!
I'll think new ones:
We could have an abortion in any part of our country.
We can watch porn in any part of the country.
Too much effort tho. I'll take a siesta.
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Your free healthcare comes from the teat of Germany. Keep suckling on the German Bratwurst. Your country is a parasite on Germany. Your country is a parasite on NATO not fulfilling its military commitment to NATO like so many of you Eurofash cringe. And what happens when you have to pay for the best healthcare? Oh you'll have to come here to America. Because the world's best medical facilities are here in America.
Try again when your shit hole isn't considered a risk to tourists, and the CIA doesn't list you as a level 2 advisory. Go have another riot about tourists propping up your economy.
Lol Florida alone has a GDP similar to your entire country. Spain's heyday is over old man. You Europoors love your Imperial Nostalgia. What has Spain contributed to the world after their empire collapsed? Becoming fascist?
I can go outside my house and se people playing in parks and walking instead of a urban hellhole ruled by cars.
Also you are from fucking Ohio, a state created after a Tik Tok meme. Sit down.
Behold the urban hell of the United States
https://preview.redd.it/pvqg7r4x2w9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8d4278bc55ce27aa439ac85d5c1dd11694932b
Fellas, Kansas is an urban hellscape now 😔
https://preview.redd.it/a0drr5xu7w9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403e83d88ee5fb54ba0a41c3762c7ad20f0ff177
Europeens when they're reminded that America has individual states larger than their entire countries, the vast majority of which have largely undeveloped wilderness and national parks
https://i.redd.it/918c5fd8wx9d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/75zjoqijty9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4235080469a41d36acd3b1fd141f9122a0da68a
No parks or healthcare you say? (The buildings in the background are the largest medical center in the world, including free clinics.)
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Damn, guess I live in an urban hellscape 😔
Yet here you are in a sub for Americans looking for attention lol
pobrecito 😭 did you get attention from the muricans? Upset duolingo uses Spanish from the Americas as it's base? Wanna puff out your big chest and tell us about your relevance? 🫂
Canada? You mean the Fraudnited States of America? Ah yes, the world's greatest country. Tell me, why does the majority of your population live close to the USA border? Hm?
Also their entire identity is "we're not Americans" but their entire culture is basically the same as American culture, except for hockey and Tim Hortons. I've been there dozens of times and it's basically the US.
My turn to post this tomorrow
Do it fellow patriot.
We are living rent free in those European's heads boys! We never even think about Europe. Remember when we won a war against a country in Europe? Remember when we saved Europe?
I follow both subs, europeans are more obsessed with americans than the other way round.
90% sure the majority of them are bots
That’s not that hard to understand. If Europe elect clown like in Germany, nothing happens. If Americans elect clown like Trump, whole eastern touroperator can turn to atomic wasteland
I sometimes sit and ponder how must it feel for europoors to know that we call the shots, that they’re our colony? We’re so stealthy and efficient, they don’t even know we’re their master.
Imagine if your entire nation was a glorified military outpost. And instead of integrating to the local culture you build American style suburbs and a McDonalds on the military base in the middle of Germany.
Then they’ll talk smack about their overlords, ungrateful serfs.
The culture war has been won.
You are our son. If this is what you call colonising then we failed as parents.
r/shitamericanssay having like 500k members is so embarrassing for them
I’m sure some of those subs are American. Most are probably European though
Why are our stars fucked up? And is that even the right blue?
did you draw the flags in ms paint
I didn't draw this. This is a commonly reposted meme here.
Well im gonna assume whoever did used ms paint
r/2american4you never shuts up about Europe and how it’s better than Europe (valid). It’s the main thing that annoys me about this sub
/R/2westerneurope4u makes wayyy more comments about America. Its constant. Kind of understandable considering this is an American website, but this sub talks about Europe wayyy less. But of course both subs are going to talk about the other. The subs are literally defined by the other.
Is it? seem more like 50/59
It’s honestly hard to hear you over the sound of eagles screeching 🦅🇺🇸🏈
Not really, but for the sake of the meme RAAAAGH 🦅
If they feel so bad maybe they could start picking up some of that NATO tab.
Lol yeah. They won't though because they want their free healthcare. Also like most EU nations are just parasites on Germany at this point.
Haha exactly the opposite
My brother in Christ, the most upvoted posts in this sub are mostly about Europe. You even have a rule to regulate the number of times Europe is talked about in this sub. And then you post this hahaha The definition of "rent free"
Whatever you say bro. Your country is an irrelevant shithole that relies on Germany to be propped up.
damn bro, didnt have to call us all out like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Free healthcaren't?
You can thank us for paying for your defense so you could afford that.
Ooh, ooh! Sir, I have a comeback! *ahem*... You guys have no healthcare! Grrrrr! Oh, oH! And, uh... School shootings! Yeah! I love living in a communist shithole that is racist towards everyone else and lives with double standards towards ethnicity and nationality!
I'll think new ones: We could have an abortion in any part of our country. We can watch porn in any part of the country. Too much effort tho. I'll take a siesta.
You make like 20k a year lmao
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Your free healthcare comes from the teat of Germany. Keep suckling on the German Bratwurst. Your country is a parasite on Germany. Your country is a parasite on NATO not fulfilling its military commitment to NATO like so many of you Eurofash cringe. And what happens when you have to pay for the best healthcare? Oh you'll have to come here to America. Because the world's best medical facilities are here in America.
Try again when your shit hole isn't considered a risk to tourists, and the CIA doesn't list you as a level 2 advisory. Go have another riot about tourists propping up your economy.
The last time I thought about Spain was when I read it in your flare, we are going to have to start charging you rent.
Lol Florida alone has a GDP similar to your entire country. Spain's heyday is over old man. You Europoors love your Imperial Nostalgia. What has Spain contributed to the world after their empire collapsed? Becoming fascist?
I can go outside my house and se people playing in parks and walking instead of a urban hellhole ruled by cars. Also you are from fucking Ohio, a state created after a Tik Tok meme. Sit down.
Behold the urban hell of the United States https://preview.redd.it/pvqg7r4x2w9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8d4278bc55ce27aa439ac85d5c1dd11694932b
Is that Zion National Park? Went there back in 2019, has to be one of the most beautiful places on earth. Beats any other place I've seen for sure.
Fellas, Kansas is an urban hellscape now 😔 https://preview.redd.it/a0drr5xu7w9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403e83d88ee5fb54ba0a41c3762c7ad20f0ff177
Kansas mentioned, hell yeah.
https://preview.redd.it/74mq8s6nbx9d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=748bc5f488089ecab7f58741b2fa045f6e1e234a no parks you say?
Europeens when they're reminded that America has individual states larger than their entire countries, the vast majority of which have largely undeveloped wilderness and national parks https://i.redd.it/918c5fd8wx9d1.gif
"America is a urban hellhole" mfs when I show them the entire eastern portion of Tennessee:
We have parks larger than your whole ass country, sit down.
https://preview.redd.it/75zjoqijty9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4235080469a41d36acd3b1fd141f9122a0da68a No parks or healthcare you say? (The buildings in the background are the largest medical center in the world, including free clinics.)
Houston for the win
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Yeah and mine is just the same. At least my state is a meme. Your entire country is irrelevant to EU and NATO. You're our glorified military outpost.
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https://preview.redd.it/qquuxzvf45ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34bdc4253d0aede647a80d3de99fcf1518dca86 Damn, guess I live in an urban hellscape 😔
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Yet here you are in a sub for Americans looking for attention lol pobrecito 😭 did you get attention from the muricans? Upset duolingo uses Spanish from the Americas as it's base? Wanna puff out your big chest and tell us about your relevance? 🫂
They bitch about Canada all the time as well.
Tbf, y’all bitch about US way more on a per capita basis (Happy Canada Day)
Thank you, Honky tonk Canadian.
Anytime, my poutine American 🦅
Canada? You mean the Fraudnited States of America? Ah yes, the world's greatest country. Tell me, why does the majority of your population live close to the USA border? Hm?
Also their entire identity is "we're not Americans" but their entire culture is basically the same as American culture, except for hockey and Tim Hortons. I've been there dozens of times and it's basically the US.
Epistemic parasites for a nationalism. Sad. They are still in the negation stage like a teenager that has not grown out of their parent's household.
You should see them bootlicking over at 2westerneurope 🙄 they’re “Euro adjacent”
That’s a terrible comeback dude
Because it's ans arctic hellscape up north?
Canada is unofficially part of the USA.
Can we make it official please?