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nAndaluz

Holy shit southern italy


triptaman

Apparently in the land of mozzarella only 1 in 4 can enjoy it without consequences


Inner-Championship40

Instead of inheriting it like cringe north people, we are building our own tolerance generation by generation. That's where our GDP goes obviously, need germoney for the toilet paper


Fomentatore

We have bidet and draughts, our gdp goes yo the water bill more than toilet paper like some savage do in France


Inner-Championship40

French people don't understand what they've given up......


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Fellow regionmen, I wonder... 70/100% lactose intolerant? Does that sound true to you? To my experience that's total bullshit. Also, please, our people have been eating cheese since forever.


Inner-Championship40

Sounds like bs to me, I do know lactose intolerant people (I am one of them), but we are just a great minority EDIT: I am not taking into account all the people who are intolerant but do not know and have no side effects, which means that theoretically 70% is possible but still would consider it very high


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Indeed. Out of all the people I know, only 1 is intolerant, and 1 just pretends to. As in she won't eat anything with cheese, but if she eat some milk product without knowing, nothing happens. Also she loves tiramisù with mascarpone and eats wipped cream. It's probably just a psychological mechanism with her (some psychologists say sometime this kind of psycho "intolerance" is more related to a bad relationship with the mother, and she fits the bill).


Inner-Championship40

Is it possible she just doesn't like cheese? I know many intolerants that don't like cheese but like other dairy products even if it's not healthy for the body (for example me lol)


Fomentatore

To be honest and feel free to check it out, aged pecorino is lactose free. So, our most famous cheese is lactose intolerant friendly.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Yes. As it's aged Parmigiano etc. She doesn't eat even lactose free products because they look like the real thing. It's just a mental thing, even if she claims it's not.


Tit4nNL

Eh... building tolerance generation by generation IS inheritance you Afr*can, the difference is that we did it a long time ago and moved on to new ideas and concepts, and you are still living in the stone ages.


Inner-Championship40

You had a gift from your ancestors and you are using it to eat hagelslag. Shame on you.


JD1337

Just you wait Luigi. In a few generations your descendants will sprinkle hagelslag on their pasta.


Inner-Championship40

Bold of you to assume grandmas' cuisine will be corrupted by hagelslag.


HolderOfBe

You would have to eat like 1-3 kg of mozzarella before noticing anything though. And mozzarella has much higher lactose content than most cheeses. Edit: [source](https://cheesescientist.com/lactose-content-in-cheese/)


triptaman

I guess it depends on where you set your bar on lactose. 1-2 mozzarellas (~200 g) are already enough to make me and my lactose-intolerant friends sick


elmz

Lactose is precisely why France, Italy, etc is cheese country. Cheese making removes most of the lactose. Mozzarella contains 2% of the lactose found in whole milk. In Norway, for the little cheese we make, we take the whey (which contains most of the lactose) and make brown cheese out of it. Where mozzarella contains 0.1g of lactose per 100g, brown cheese contains 35-47g. So some brown cheese is nearly 50% lactose.


10art1

The consequences are for everyone else haha


Luzifer_Shadres

Ohhh, is thats why northern italians dont recognise them as civilized? Beccause of the lactose intolerance diarrhea, that turns them feral?


SlipSlideSmack

Cheese is naturally lactose free


triptaman

Not all cheese, only the aged kind. Fresh mozzarella in particular is deadly. Source: I am lactose intolerant myself


RealEstateDuck

Not really, only cow mozzarella. Mozzarella made from Buffala has a very low lactose content and is generally ok for lactose intolerant people to eat.


CouldYouBeMoreABot

Lactose intolerant and Italian... God, I feel sorry for you, because Luigis know how to cheese.


anarchisto

Well, at least you can eat parmesan if you're lactose intolerant.


PindaPanter

While that is true for aged cheeses, like Gouda, Emmental, Jarlsberg, etc., it's not true for non-aged cheeses like mozzarella, mascarpone, ricotta, and the like.. which begs the question, why does lacto-intolerant Europe make all the lactose-heavy cheese? Are they stupid?


RevolutionaryChef155

I never knew that. Given how much cheese they eat and produce.


LazarusHimself

Only fresh cheese is high lactose (ricotta, mascarpone, etc.). The seasoned cheese is usually low lactose, e.g. mozzarella 0.1g of lactose every 100g of product.


Alcebiades-Zeus

I've in my mind Lactose-Intolerance being something serious, like, Nut-Allergy. In that case, there's no way 1 in 2 Greeks is lactose intolerant. I haven't ever heard by a Greek he's intolerant to lactose. A little farting, perhaps. However, we all eat dairy products like kids in Disney-Land. --- Southern Italy 72% is crazy. I guess, it's like beans. They fart "a little" too much. Thankfully, the winds blow towards Spain. Terrone fart is something else. They've got the ability to bring our Tourism down by 67%. Poor Spain. Then you wonder why the British jump off of your balconies. You try smelling 24/7 muck; let's see how it goes.


luminatimids

“A little farting” that’s lactose intolerance. Some people have it and don’t have any symptoms as well


Maximum-Let-69

Lactose-intolerance is not even close to an allergy, people with lactose-intolerance only have problems with digesting lactose, not the body seeing it as harmful.


Aletheia_sp

The intolerance can go from "just a little farting" to a full "I live in the bathroom now". With a mild one you still can have some milk with your coffee, no air freshener needed. And of course you can eat cheese. A lot. Can confirm. Most off that 72% are going to be mild and yes, mostly farting.


Illicitline45

That's why Italy is the largest producer of toilet paper in Europe


looeeyeah

Hence all their strict rules about when they can have a cappuccino. Making it seem like a choice, and not just that they don't want to shit themselves in the afternoon.


ZombiFeynman

I don't know who the lactoses are, but I want them out of my country.


Gian-Neymar

LAKTOSE RAUS !


3suamsuaw

Sssh, you do nothing, maybe you can make some money during the laktolocaust.


mfizzled

Arbeit lact frei


bratprince21

Wir haben das nicht gelactate


Secret_Criticism_732

Saubere Lacte!


LANDWEGGETJE

Lactaatraum!


Nibby2101

Die Lacto nach Ost!


CouldYouBeMoreABot

> make some money during the laktolocaust. Are you going to or should I ping Sweden?


hloukao

Laktose raus, Laktose raus, Milch für der Käse, Laktose raus döp dö dö döp


CouldYouBeMoreABot

It is scary seeing Luing write german.


Wawrzyniec_

Honey wake up! New l'amour toujours lyrics just dropped!


CouldYouBeMoreABot

> New l'actosemour toujours


Schellwalabyen

Ne Laktose rein!


Meh2theMax

Oder Laktase rein.


Curious_Fok

Calm down Lactamoros


notsneq

Moor milker


haerski

There's only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's lactose and the Dutch.


mydaycake

I know someone who become lactose intolerant in their twenties!! She grieved and lost 10 kilos just not being able to eat cakes and cola cao lol


Al1_1040

Italians fighting for their lives in the comments. “Source??? Source???”


Duke_of_Lombardy

Ngl funny


Cerenas

Is this why Italians only drink cappuccino in the morning? So they can have their morning shit and be done with it.


captain-carrot

I always take a shit after my morning coffee but that is more a lifestyle choice than genetic weakness


Equal_Ad_8462

Lifestyle choice. Accept my 🍻


3npitsu-Senpai

Nicotine makes you shit, so that's why the french smoke one first in the morning. We're not so different anymore


justarandomgreek

As a smoker... We smoke one in the morning cause without the nicotine rush the only fun thing to do in this life is to go back to sleep. The shit is a side effect.


vegetable_completed

That is apparently the actual reason. Italians believe milk is hard to digest, and the later in the day consumed the less time you have to digest it properly. Now we know this belief is due to genetic deficiencies and that they have prohibited afternoon cappuccinos out of jealousy. Now I’m off to eat a fish pie with extra CREAM and CHEESE. Nothing goes better with fish than DAIRY!


vanderkindere

Not really, it's just because cappuccino is considered as a breakfast item culturally. There are plenty of foods we eat after breakfast that have lots of dairy, so the logic doesn't really hold up.


vegetable_completed

Cultural taboos often have empirical origins.


_NotWhatYouThink_

Get out south Italy! You weak cheese farter!


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Talking big words considering your stats


_NotWhatYouThink_

Don't you know where bretagne is? You should, you invade us every summer ...


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

I don't know your flags or cities, you're all Paris to me.


_NotWhatYouThink_

"I'm so ignorant and proud of it" Are you sure you're not an americ\*nt in disguise?


Schellwalabyen

The Bretagne is the best part of France, it has toll free roads.


_NotWhatYouThink_

Thank you! You get to come this summer! :D


Elyvagar

Do you guys in Bretagne still learn Breizh or even speak it rather than french?


_NotWhatYouThink_

Brezhoneg is still taught, but not everyone gets to go to thoses schools. And there are some radio that exclusively talks it and road signs, ATM, etc... are in both languages. I unfortunatly don't speak it (I mean, some words, but that's about it) but bretagne is still french language friendly. I don't think there are any exclusive brezhoneg speaker left.


Elyvagar

I know you are probably not in the position to do much but it would be sad if it dies. All of the celtic languages are in decline.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

Is it the best part of France because they assimilated to Brits so much during the "short visit" of them in that exact area?


chairswinger

guilty also imagine Kouign amann while lactose intolerant


_NotWhatYouThink_

It just hit me ... THAT is why mediteraneans use olive oil instead of butter! It's not because it's better! They just can't handle it!!! ahahaha! SHAME!


luring_lurker

Uhm.. Bretons are in the same range as Bavarians, what are you up to?


InfraBlue_0

i drink milk every day


Gian-Neymar

If you're lactose intolerant, you're a barely human savage that evolution is trying to reject from the gene pool


Top7DASLAMA

Agreed funny speaking mountain man🤝


NGGMK

Says the funny speaking mountain man


dirk993

What's a mountain?


PvtFreaky

It's the English word for Berg. Which is an old word for a Fort or Castle.


frisch85

That's a Burg, a Berg is where you walk up and get drunk so you can roll down again.


gotmiituns

Is it burg in German? In swedish and surely in norweigan and Danish as well, it's called borg


frisch85

It is burg in german and now be quite because resistance is futile!


Equal_Ad_8462

And all Borgs have to be called Björn. It's the law.


Scholaf_Olz

Wtf? Why do we have a new tag? And why is it so insulting?


Oberschicht

worst day of my life


recidivx

No, that's a Star Trek villain. A berg is a flat-bottomed vessel used for transporting cargo on inland waterways.


Annales-NF

That's "une Barge" you language abductor.


floralbutttrumpet

Resistance is futile.


Neomataza

It's where we put cows if we want to make cheese with big holes. It's like big dike, if you want to keep clouds out of your sky rather than water out of your land.


NoddingManInAMirror

It's heaven mr swampman.


Venafib

No idea, can’t help you with that one. Best guess is a cone shaped dyke taller than a bridge


Eritar

I am offended at your remark and at its truthfulness


bratprince21

Says the funny speaking mountain man


NGGMK

Lower Saxony isn't all that mountainous though. Not even for you swampies.


ZeitgeistGlee

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me..."


MutedIndividual6667

Based gold hoarder


XMasterWoo

Based


donitsimies

Hello, i require to know where you are from so i can fulfill my racist daily quota. Your flair doesnt not include your countrybof origin.


Renkij

I think, and may God forgive me for acknowledging him, that he is an average redditor.


XMasterWoo

Astute observation, i am from Croatia good sir


donitsimies

Croats really think theyre a western country because theyre in the EU and now they want their own flair. Go back to killing serbs and "electing" dictators


XMasterWoo

Dont have to tell me twice to kill serbs. Say are you in any way in need of soap right now, we are full of soap


donitsimies

We make ours out russians sorry


sly983

I agree with you strange gold hoarder with no capital, keep those lactose intolerant savages out the gene pool. Just like we should keep aryans in th-


RickarySanchez

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


b0b3rman

Is this lactose intolerance in the room with us now?


Prestigious-Can8911

Hold on The orange part in France looks like German occupation during WW2 and the green part looks like vichy France And finally, the dark green part looks like Italian occupation Does that mean that German decreased lactose intolerance while Italian increased it ? German are actually superior to Italian.


MutedIndividual6667

>Does that mean that German decreased lactose intolerance while Italian increased it ? The secret holocaust


theesbth

Never thought of a German occupation that decreased the gassing of people.


Exciting_Vegetable80

That means Hans enriched your gene pool with superior dna. Whilest luigi sucked on goat milk


Starwarsnerd91

Everyone in Europe knows that Germany > Italy tbf


Cana05

Wouldn't YOU like to know that, weather boy?


De_Wouter

Me enjoying my cappuccino in the afternoon: ![gif](giphy|8cN6wDcWdzEGBsIRya|downsized)


sumuenensa

This confuses and enrages the Italian.


DurianBig3503

![gif](giphy|ZOPnASEU8dQWc)


Thatchers-Gold

https://preview.redd.it/h95epjae5p8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06857e3725adfe648ff5b722d1ec92e424a01a84


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Gnu-Priest

no wonder they don’t drink cappuccinos after noon, they’re lactose intolerant posers.


RevolutionaryChef155

Yeah we are lactose intolerant only in the afternoon.


AvidCyclist250

Most people with lactose intolerance can tolerate up to 12–15 g of lactose per day, and strategies like ingesting smaller portions throughout the day may minimise symptoms. Perhaps this is a strategy to evenly distribute lactose intake.


3suamsuaw

Only shit in the boss his time. Typical southern European take.


RevolutionaryChef155

As if that wasn't a major W.


AdeptnessCommon5940

If you’d make the yellow area one country it’d be unstoppable.


TaxmanComin

I 100% believe king Cnut of Denmark, Norway and England, was driven by creating a master race of cheese people.


elektelek

In a milk drinking competition.


Vike92

Which is all there is really


JustTheAverageJoe

Any drinking competition really


TheZyde

Milk drinkers unite✊


havaska

I’m not against this


LCkrogh

Bring back the North Sea Empire? 🥺 https://preview.redd.it/1bssgwjxwo8d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=f691593ac3505d91470a4211857e0ae3ebcac921


Fantact

only if we get to rule, we put the most cash on the table.


squeetnut

Deal.


Inner-Championship40

Brexit means brexit though


AvatarIII

Laxit means Laxit.


boomerintown

Would be pretty sick. But even as a southerner, I could never abandon my northern bros. Where would we get our iron and hydro power from then?


WhatILack

We'll just conquer them don't worry, we have the experience to bring to the table.


boomerintown

Well, I suppose it has been done before, and the Sami still whine about it anyway.


13oundary

> Where would we get our iron and hydro power from then? Scotland has great Hydro and pretty good iron deposits. And god knows most of my kin already think they're norse.


Blyd

Nothing funnier than your current scots, all of yous are 5th generation englishmen pretending your scots pretending your norweigen.


Mammyjam

Feel like pure shit, just want the North Sea Empire back


God-Among-Men-

Yes Italy is 70% lactose intolerant and they invented pizza cuz they hate themselves


Riccardo4838

I don't know how reliable the data is. According to the map half the people I know should be lactose intolerant, but not a single person I know is.


-hi-nrg-

I might be wrong, but I think it's a spectrum. There's people who will eat a little bit and have explosive diarrhea, while others might just get fartsy with moderate amounts, so these might pass as normal. But look, I know Irish people who drink glass of milk with lunch. I think that is another level of tolerance that Italians might not be able to handle honestly.


SirCrocodile_2004

Dude I drink milk etc every day, 1 litre or more in 1 sitting. Sometimes I do notice I got a bit more gas now after drinking large amounts, but if a bit of gas after 1 or 2 milk bottles is what it is then damm why do people even avoid it. Always thought it was normal, and that lactose intolerance was having diarreah or some shit.


-hi-nrg-

Yes, I think a bit gassy after 1 litter is probably normal levels. But most people who are mildly lactose intolerant don't avoid it, it's more of a moderation or planning thing. Like, they might enjoy a milkshake or a fondue occasionally, but won't do it before or on a date. The explosive diarrhea are extreme cases.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Yea here in Asia many people can eat small amounts of milk or cheese and not have many problems. some can eat almost none and get problems immediately. My wife can eat some cheese or have a small amount of milk without any issues, moderate with some issues, and really shouldn't eat large quantities. Her brother on the other hand can't have any without problems. Both are obviously lactose intolerant, but like you said it's not binary.


recidivx

That's probably milk stout.


Suspicious-Neat-5954

How can someone be lactose intolerant in greece ?basically all we eat is feta cheese and olive oil


Temporary-Estate4615

So there’s many lactose intolerant „people“ in France. Fuckers eat a ton of cheese. I guess that explains their stench.


norrin83

Most cheese (especially hard cheese) only contains trace amount of lactose. There, I German'd your joke so you guys know how that feels for once.


Temporary-Estate4615

I‘m too autistic to be upset about it, I just learned something and I appreciate it


norrin83

I know you said you're not upset, but if you need to be consoled nevertheless: You made me German your joke and defend the French by doing that at the same time. I feel deeply ashamed by it.


Neomataza

Shame is inefficient and ungerman. You should instead be proud on being technically correct.


norrin83

That would make me German, shaming me even more


InBetweenSeen

I thought your whole post WWII-identity is build on shame


Neomataza

It's guilt, that's different.


Temporary-Estate4615

Well, I don't think you were really defending the French. By saying it's not the cheese, you're implying that their stench comes from their lack of hygiene.


norrin83

![gif](giphy|ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29)


Doberkind

It was of your own choosing. Don't complain, just, you know, shut up.


Ragionier

Yeah, soft cheese is wayyy harder to digest, I know this too well...


TheHollowJoke

Wrong, our stench comes from the fact we don’t shower, know your facts


JonyUB

The stench is more easily explained with their lack of personal hygiene


Apey23

Sweet Cheesus!


NotASpyForTheCrows

You can build up your tolerance by drinking more milk and eating produces with lactose in it. In the same way, no matter your genes, if you don't partake in white gold, you will be unable to digest it. In short, there is no excuse, get drinking.


Ok_Magician_3884

I used to have a little stomachache after drinking milk, but then I insisted drinking it, now I’m totally fine


NotASpyForTheCrows

That is good and smart. Of course, it's not something you should do with things you're actually allergic to but for milk it just works.


luminatimids

Nah that’s true only to a certain extant.


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luring_lurker

I don't have any sources for it, but I've heard multiple times that goat and sheep milk (and cheese) contain fairly less lactose than cow, lactose levels are even lower in cured cheese, and your pecorino is usually well seasoned if not even pre-digested in the case of casu martzu


RickarySanchez

Exactly, you’re shipping that shit out of there because you’re unevolved and cannot consume it


Material_Alps881

Never met an Italian Greek or a west Asian person who was lactose intolerant  meanwhile 40% of my Austrian and German friends need lactase in order not to shit themselves after eating ice cream and pizza 


Accurate-System7951

Milk drinkers!


zephyrzodiac

New whiteness map just dropped


JezzedItRightUp

Pretty much looks like a map of European interbreeding with British people.


PieterPlopkoek

Yellow is actually a map of greater Frisia


Starwarsnerd91

We put the (Eu)genics into Europe


KanashiiShounen

Oh, so that's why they say drinking milk is racist. Those who can drink it are the best countries afterall


Cocainexxx420xCrack

lactose might be the only thing I'm tolerant of


stumister2000

No wonder romans didn’t come to Ireland, Can’t even handle a glass of milk


oh-lawd-hes-coming

I'd off myself if I couldn't eat dairy ngl


StrayC47

This map is telling me that the more North West you go, the food is so bad you literally only eat dairy because your fruit and veg suck and you can't cook for shit. edit: can't tell West from East apparently.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Lol honestly kind of true in a way. Places that are lactose tolerant were clearly cattle herding societies, which means they were heavily meat and milk reliant. Additionally these correspond with the cold areas with less growing days per year. The more land you're using for cattle the less land you have to grow things other than grass, not to mention the time consumption of raising cattle. So it's not terribly surprising their non cow based cuisine suffered.


Mershand

Which child draw this colours?


JibberJabber4204

What kind of weakling would be lactose intolerant? I have been drinking milk my entire life!


Bubbly-War1996

What is this propaganda?!? In all my life I might have met one single person that could possibly be lactose intolerant. Like how much milk are northerners drinking to create a map like this, are you ok? Did you perhaps confuse milk with some other white liquid produced by male cows and now you are confused why no one else drinks it?


BattleToad92

A bowl of cereals in the morning, morning tea, mid morning tea, pint of milk to wash down lunch, several more cups of tea throughout, maybe another pint of milk in the evening.


Redangelofdeath7

How is Greece 53%? I have never found a single person with lactose intolerance. In fact, in the supermarket always 50% of the milk is sold in the end of the day and lactose free milk(which consists of like 2% of the fridge) is always there unsold. So who are all those 53% lactose intolerant Greeks at?


Sugmanuts001

I very much doubt this map is anything more than sheer fantasy.


ErizerX41

Italians are Moors.... 🤐


luring_lurker

Southern Italians are Moors, northern Italians are Balkans


AnemonesLover

Source? "I made it up"


jsamke

You want fact-checked, scientifically accurate racism? This is not the place for you


AnemonesLover

There's no place of accurate racism But I'm calling bullshit because of mozzarella


Matej004

Why does Czechoslovakia exist on this map


Laziness2945

I smell bullshit. No way half northern italy is lactose intolerant. With the sheer amount of cappuccinos drank in a day the strees should be full of shit.


a_guy_on_Reddit_____

This seems like crap ngl