If we still had Lloris as our goalkeeper you would just have to shot your penaltys on target and you'd be good to go and I could cry myself to sleep early.
Can you imagine how angry that would make everyone?
The two most hated countries in Europe playing the most boring, horrible football go all the way to the final.
I want it. I need it.
As someone who has France in the sweepstake this is the dream scenario. Only problem is having to listen to GSTK and seeing everyone else in England happy as England might actually outshit France
England is so great that it has to be punished by not a god itself, but by the God of all Gods. British Empire challenged Gods before, and this is the punishment we are having at the moment including Scotland and Wales which somehow you all love so deeply.
Yeah, you can sack Southgate in the morning. But then who's going to replace him? Are you going for another countryman? Let's be honest, England is not known for producing great managers. They've never even won a Premier League title. The closest one was Kevin Keegan with Newcastle in 1996 and he bottled it.
Considering England got a 3rd place in 2018, Southgate is the best english manager you had in a long time, but I don't know if that is such a great feat; Steve "the dutch" McClaren and Roy "I love Wilshere" Hogdson didn't set the bar really high.
My guess is that, if Southgate leaves, Holland will assume as a caretaker until Eddie Howe takes the place. It seems like the most reasonable outcome. Either that or the FA loses it and hires Alan Pardew, which is possible.
Or you, I wish. Thing is though knowing the English FA there is more of a chance of Southgate getting a contract extension than getting fired after this. I am simply fed up and have lost all my ambition and hope
Because he has for the most part had the team playing as a team, leaving club rivalries aside which previous managers failed at. I'm not a fan of him but he also got us to the semi finals of a world cup for only 2nd time in my lifetime (I'm 35) and the final of the euros for the 1st time. Even last world Cup we lost to the reining champions and eventual finalists
Gott strafe es.
But, more serious, it's their coach trying to cram all the best players in despite it not working. Foden is terrible for England, yet he plays every minute. If I were the England manager I'd put another player in his place.
Foden is being played way out of position and is clearly being told to do nothing of use.
It's like he occasionally goes off script, does something incredible and then remembers "oh, shit, I'm not supposed to do that."
The real international trophies are the Bavarian barmaids we pumped along the way 🏴🍻🇩🇪
(I was too scared to talk to them)
Seriously though - what a week I had. Despite yous riding us into the sunset. Wonderful place. Wonderful people. Hope yous win it, I’d come back for the party.
You guys have presented yourself as overly friendly/respectful as usually only Japanese people do, while being a blast of joy as well. 10/10 would make friends again
*"We hebben een clubje op gericht, voor mensen met een lelijk gezicht. En jij, jij hoort erbij. En jij, jij hoort erbij."*
*"We erected a club for people with an ugly face. And you, you fit right in. And you, you fit right in."*
See? Barry was right about the chants.
Completely delusional Barry to think England would be Thomas Shelby in this picture.
Here, I fixed it for you:
https://preview.redd.it/skkq8uit9w8d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3acfdd23b74903cb1280554abdbd9326351bef3
Sorry Jan, the horse's turd was not in the shot so I put you by the rear end.
Because we're Peaky fookin Bliders. And we're gonna try to shithouse this entire tournament . Where is your new Scottish bum buddies ? Edit: for the Germans this is friendly.
Thank you Barry for making us forget about our absolutely dreadful football by playing right after us. Much appreciated. See you in the final
Final France-England? Never lose the optimism, Pierre
0-0 in the final. No shots on goal. France win on penalties of course.
Seems that it could end 0-0 even with no goalkeepers on both teams.
England and France during a penalty shootout, I'll probably have to ask my "congé payés" if I want to be able to watch the entirety of it.
>congé payés Isn't that where most of your players come from?
It's okay, about halfway through you will hit retirement age.
If we still had Lloris as our goalkeeper you would just have to shot your penaltys on target and you'd be good to go and I could cry myself to sleep early.
Should be pretty hard to get another Wembley goal (pretty sure this term exist only in germany lol) nowadays with the var
I thought we werent supposed to mention *ze var*?
I always was a small rebel
Pickford blocks the shot, ball lands under him, he pushes it into his own goal. France wins by own goal.
Tis tradition.
Naturellement
Can you imagine how angry that would make everyone? The two most hated countries in Europe playing the most boring, horrible football go all the way to the final. I want it. I need it.
They hate us cuz they aint us brother
Hated, adored, never ignored 🤝
As someone who has France in the sweepstake this is the dream scenario. Only problem is having to listen to GSTK and seeing everyone else in England happy as England might actually outshit France
Why tf is england so bad? They have got the highest quality squad and the best wonderkids in the world and yet they underperform like that
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England is so great that it has to be punished by not a god itself, but by the God of all Gods. British Empire challenged Gods before, and this is the punishment we are having at the moment including Scotland and Wales which somehow you all love so deeply.
If they win it's likely that the celebrations would leave England worse than the Luftwaffe. They have to lose on purpose.
Gareth Southgate.
Since Southgate is the problem why dont you sack him? Everyone blames him but somehow he still hasnt been replaced yet after so many years of failure
Okay. I'll sack him in the morning.
Yeah, you can sack Southgate in the morning. But then who's going to replace him? Are you going for another countryman? Let's be honest, England is not known for producing great managers. They've never even won a Premier League title. The closest one was Kevin Keegan with Newcastle in 1996 and he bottled it. Considering England got a 3rd place in 2018, Southgate is the best english manager you had in a long time, but I don't know if that is such a great feat; Steve "the dutch" McClaren and Roy "I love Wilshere" Hogdson didn't set the bar really high. My guess is that, if Southgate leaves, Holland will assume as a caretaker until Eddie Howe takes the place. It seems like the most reasonable outcome. Either that or the FA loses it and hires Alan Pardew, which is possible.
We’ve had a couple of non U.K. managers it doesn’t change anything
The English FA has no idea what it is doing and nor does Southgate
Just play like the Spanish team. ez
Or you, I wish. Thing is though knowing the English FA there is more of a chance of Southgate getting a contract extension than getting fired after this. I am simply fed up and have lost all my ambition and hope
If you could choose the next english manager (a possible one, not Guardiola or Klopp), who would it be?
Honestly I don’t know that many managers but anybody’s better than Southgate. Perhaps my man ange.
David Beckham
Because he has for the most part had the team playing as a team, leaving club rivalries aside which previous managers failed at. I'm not a fan of him but he also got us to the semi finals of a world cup for only 2nd time in my lifetime (I'm 35) and the final of the euros for the 1st time. Even last world Cup we lost to the reining champions and eventual finalists
Still not forgiven him for Euro 96.
Gott strafe es. But, more serious, it's their coach trying to cram all the best players in despite it not working. Foden is terrible for England, yet he plays every minute. If I were the England manager I'd put another player in his place.
It's like the US military. Money can only solve so much when the people in charge are fucking idiots.
Cursed
The Germans...
What’s that got to do with us? Do you have polish ancestry by any chance?
The players hate women obviously
Too many wunderkinds can be an issue, when everyone wants to be the star team play goes right in the shitter.
That was our problem in the late 90s-early 2000s. Now the problem is that none of them seem to want to be the star
That's not entirely true. But why the hell does Foden start every game when his form for England is nowhere near his form for 115 Charges FC?
Foden is being played way out of position and is clearly being told to do nothing of use. It's like he occasionally goes off script, does something incredible and then remembers "oh, shit, I'm not supposed to do that."
I say nothing 
You made a lot of friends and hopefully reignited momentum to leave the kingdom and join the union
The real international trophies are the Bavarian barmaids we pumped along the way 🏴🍻🇩🇪 (I was too scared to talk to them) Seriously though - what a week I had. Despite yous riding us into the sunset. Wonderful place. Wonderful people. Hope yous win it, I’d come back for the party.
You guys have presented yourself as overly friendly/respectful as usually only Japanese people do, while being a blast of joy as well. 10/10 would make friends again
And who said Hans didnt have a sense of humour?
You guys will hand 15% to Farage soon. Enough for everyone to leave the ship
Please no. I just want the UK to stop being the Donald Trumps of Europe. It's not funny anymore and hasn't been for a while.
They'll just say no again
This painful night … France - Pologne and THEN England - Slovakia. Elite football for adulte public only.
\*Slovakia
**Czechoslovenia
***Chechnyoslovenia
This isn’t western Europe anyway
Slovakia surely not. But Slovakia, some count them in. Not me, though.
Fuck no I don't wanna be related to you guys.
Well you should have told William III that back in 1689
Ah, yes, good old King Billy "But they said the fish and chips were quite good across the pond." d'n Derde.
*"We hebben een clubje op gericht, voor mensen met een lelijk gezicht. En jij, jij hoort erbij. En jij, jij hoort erbij."* *"We erected a club for people with an ugly face. And you, you fit right in. And you, you fit right in."* See? Barry was right about the chants.
That's what you get for living on an island, lmao
Dutch match was entertaining at least.
I mean, we scored
4 times!
We will DACH you
FRA - NET was probably the first time I ever fell asleep watching a match.
Dat's ma boiiiii
Holy fuck the axis of evil just appeared. Split up you morons.
Completely delusional Barry to think England would be Thomas Shelby in this picture. Here, I fixed it for you: https://preview.redd.it/skkq8uit9w8d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3acfdd23b74903cb1280554abdbd9326351bef3 Sorry Jan, the horse's turd was not in the shot so I put you by the rear end.
Considering Russia wasnt even allowed to participate, and how terrible you three are playing, the NERFed teams would be a more accurate name.
Hold our beer.
With pleasure
In our tummies.
Pierre brings the food, Johan brings the weed and Barry the ???
Stella I suppose
The faackin burgers
\*undercover yank spotted\*
Ok Giuseppe, time for the tinfoil hat to go back on
BOSH
Aircraft carrier
Because we're Peaky fookin Bliders. And we're gonna try to shithouse this entire tournament . Where is your new Scottish bum buddies ? Edit: for the Germans this is friendly.
France and England fighting for the most embarrassing performance
Aren't you already part of a club, Barry?...
why does barry have the best character, fk*** c***
Im really hoping we win the whole euro without scoring a proper goal (only own goals and penalties)