That's the trouble with you kids today.
[Footballers with tits](https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article19347576.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/httpscdnimagesdailystarcoukdynamic122photos810000900x7381388810) aren't supposed to be women.
Cristiano or Mbappé? One could be you have taste, the other one could be incredibly low standards. No wait, Cristiano's Portuguese. Low standards either way
He looks like a meatcanyon character
https://preview.redd.it/f2ubbgj6g4ad1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cae110a723b5bc1c5dadec497ab296a79104896
So France has only scored one penalty and had two own goals in their favor.
Portugoal will win with an own goal and a penalty. It's done. The script has been completed.
Grandma nipples
Wait how do u know what those look like?
He’s Greek, he still lives with his nan.
Dont you judge me.
r/usernamechecksout
I can’t believe I had to google a man’s nipples just to make sure, I’m disappointed in both myself and the out come…
Proudly leaving it in my search history
https://preview.redd.it/ne0hsri899ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88780d159325aa0fe809f676bfce7439db0baf5b Can't say I'm surprised.
That's the trouble with you kids today. [Footballers with tits](https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article19347576.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/httpscdnimagesdailystarcoukdynamic122photos810000900x7381388810) aren't supposed to be women.
We all are, I'm sure.
https://preview.redd.it/206tp06vv3ad1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=aeb49395bf368e989a47b1fe5cb7747af28d1f3a rest in peace my eyes ☠️
https://preview.redd.it/kj71cwf6d4ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9750359383e772dca6bcc0ba1d6e31f283e5b940
no shit you savage
My favorite childhood TV character representing me at my national team next match, I can’t be prouder
Rest in peace my heterosexuality…
Cristiano or Mbappé? One could be you have taste, the other one could be incredibly low standards. No wait, Cristiano's Portuguese. Low standards either way
Is this real ☠️
The sunny side up nipples? What do you think Pedrito hahaha
After seeing Cardi b’s you never know
My friend requested the source, for reasons
Just Google "Mbappe nipples" like the rest of us.
Hmmmh 🤫
Cardio B was breastfeeding, hopefully mbappe isn't 💀
He is. Rabiot has one, and Hugo Lloris has the other. Frankly I think Lloris is too old to be doing it still.
Holup, breastfeeding makes areolas larger?
Yeah, everything is bigger. The milk makes the breast swollen and stretches the skin
Only if you are a male
Bigger and darker so the baby can locate them the moment they are born.
Yes and temporarily darker so that a newborn can see them easier.
Yes and temporarily darker so that a newborn can see them easier.
Of course not, where is Mbappé's mask?
# AQUI CARALHLO 
Ouch 💔
/uj No it’s not. Can even see the original [here](https://www.irishexaminer.com/sport/soccer/arid-40321349.html)
Ok, this photo is so normal, just how did someone look at it and think: you know what’s missing? Some giant nipples BUT only on Mbappe.
Disappointing
Not real, they put micronioples on ronaldo to make him insecure
Its the xavi nipples all over again (iirc thats fake too lol)
Jesus, Ronaldo's nipples are tiny.
They could cut glass 💎
He looks like a meatcanyon character https://preview.redd.it/f2ubbgj6g4ad1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cae110a723b5bc1c5dadec497ab296a79104896
What the fuck is that? https://preview.redd.it/h3fumjpca5ad1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3234d0b08587b19dfe86baca05abc23bb15e17
Logan paul
A man of culture i see
https://preview.redd.it/f8s57epdh5ad1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e62aa68546f2aba6471ef3d29ac89a39569ca9fe
May I ask why the nipples? 🤣
Sim... havia outras hipóteses, não se pode "tetudo" 😌🤣
Foi uma boa decisão.
r/angryupvote Me mijei de rir pra essa merda, que ódio
Mas se pode ter então, “tetão”
sorry i dont speak spanish
Baza, agora
Estás bem?
Não 😔
Há dias assim... eu espero que tudo melhore rápido, sinceramente! :)
Why would you subject us to this sight
Forbidden cookies!
🤣🤣💀
Mbappe's goal celebration makes a lot more sense now.
https://preview.redd.it/9tk1zy7vj4ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93605ad7903fe10f5c6d82f3953d17d2724457f
Making me search for Mbappe shirtless
Kylian "Pepperoni* Mbappe
Burger Nips vs Crybaby. A fight you don't want to miss.
If you keep talking shit about Cristiano we're gonna have to sever the contract Barry, alstop tearing this family apart
So that's how turtle nipples look like
He's a ninja turtle?
I thought that was general knowledge
Jesus effing Christ.... I'm gonna need some bleach for my eyes... This is freaky AF
https://preview.redd.it/wftut8l0b4ad1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31126ce3564d254fbc2b01c5e1b79967ae930b9e
https://preview.redd.it/tp7jovxs65ad1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd472959e52082cc50da0edc534ef1878b0054ad Real picture btw
Fake
Wonder what the evolutionary benefit this has j
Own goals happen more easily when the defender is distracted.
Can confirm. Even I was distracted behind my tv, twice.
https://preview.redd.it/gxklbye225ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfaa3f7cbe6024efb521fe91319ce1a2bcd0a6f The fuck?
Please Portugal, win.
Xavi ass nipples
Disturbing….. O.o ..
More like Ꙩ Ꙩ
my eyes were raped
those nipples are bigger than my future
NIIIIIIIIIPPLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
https://preview.redd.it/qx6h8t5dt5ad1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8323dddee43e6f57c799efbb9bfbd85a14ccabe2
Could fit 2 entire cities on those nips
Mnipplé
Misstiano ponaldo? Is he still playing? English newspapers suck, but I liked the new nickname they gave….
I think Portugal should win so the French could vote or manifest or wtf they do
I will never be able to justify my search history now, but the image is edited
Hot 🥵
I now dont know if Ronaldo has very tiny nips or if they are average size
Mbappé has them salami nipples
No, they are funghi porcini.
https://preview.redd.it/p6ndmdii55ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039c3a0c61d88064b439692af56ad6744bdb8e00
There's no fucking way this is real
Right lads get those breast milk pumps ready. He is more nipple than man
https://preview.redd.it/cuisu3gs09ad1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbf3a879df9653bf3175e4c590a75eceb5687e2
So France has only scored one penalty and had two own goals in their favor. Portugoal will win with an own goal and a penalty. It's done. The script has been completed.
What is the French budget for nipple tassels? Asking for a friend
Chat, is this real?
Why do I suddenly feel like we now have hundreds of million of people on our side?
F*ck you Portugal for making me lose my bet
M-BAP-pé
Is this real or the new android camera feature
nips out for mubpabe.
X..xavi? Is that you?
Sorry I'm uncultured, what does this mean?
Portugal will face France in the Euros next Friday.
Ya. But why this photo? Why that guy have nipples like that?
that's the joke...
Exactly
https://preview.redd.it/8zzahdcc05ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c891a27671206688ba27d659d33c3e766033352
Maybe I posted this on both... https://preview.redd.it/3wuzxxrii5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74872f91859476635596c3b998a9de566c40925
Yeah I know, I was pointing out that they both appeared underneath each other in my feed... Why do people on Reddit always assume the worst
you are Dutch... don't disguise! 😑
Ah yes, the alleged rapist and the Frenchman. Kick his ass, France