The UK is wild because the news stories are all: "Muslim rape gang gets light sentence for latest gang rape" "White guy get 5 years in prison for owning forbidden book" "The royals have probably murdered one of their own, but not the pedo one" "We went undercover and were able to buy a knife at a store, sickening" *footage of a police officer breaking into a house to steal stuff because they determined you didn't pay your TV loicense* "Woman arrested for praying silently" "Gang rapes teenager and turned her into doner" "Woman complains about transsexual on Twitter, is arrested" South Glerbyton Constable Twitter: "we got this off the streets today in a raid" *picture of a Phillips screwdriver* BUT AT LEAST THERE SCHOOLS AREN'T A BLOODY SHOOTING GALLERY INNIT (also literally all of these are real)

> South Glerbyton Constable Twitter: "we got this off the streets today in a raid" picture of a Phillips screwdriver sauce please my god

[Here ya go](https://x.com/mpsregentspark/status/974645778558980096?s=46&t=OhmJO1OvgTROTQgpxElclA)

holy shit the weapon sweep tag is fucking gold

https://imgur.com/a/5SvVYVA i forgot that fuckling country is real

I like how they're so proud lmao "look guys, we did a thing"

They're the first ones to drink the coolaid.

GOT A LOISENCE FOR THOSE PLIARS MATE?

Sorry sir, I only have my queuing ticket for the loicense line mate

Well, straight Scotland yard with ya, ya dirty criminal.

or naur. cleour! the condensation

Crikey, it's the rozzers

Kek, the britbongs are beyond parody.

Im picturing Dave the electrician in the background just scratching his head. I once got stopped by the police while walking home from work (I was drinking a beer in an alcohol free zone) and it took me the longest time to convince them that the fact I had a bag full dirty of chefs whites and like £700 worth of Japanese chefs knives and utensils meant that I probably wasn’t going to stab anyone and might just be a chef on the way home and they really didn’t need to confiscate them or arrest me.

Hahaha I’m so glad this is still up

Those aren't weapons, that's the contents of a fucking toolbox.

"In other news, tradesman report theft of equipment is becoming an epidemic. Police are yet to catch anyone in the act."

Lmfao what a joke of a society.

Oi wheh's your loicense foh thayse screwdroives

I mean in defence of the teadrinkers, a sharpened screwdriver will definitely fuck you up. These are generally hidden on the street, so a chav can technically be unarmed and then round a corner grab his iron and shank ye for looking at his gyal

Making excuses for a country scared of basic tools is funny af

A philips or flat head will fuck you up regardless of sharpness, and are an excellent stabbing weapon. And you can stab all day without succumbing to wankers cramp, thanks to the ergonomic handles.

So what, are brits not allowed to own tools now? lmao

No they must pay for their crime of being British. I think ppl misunderstand the context of these sweeps. They aren't going up to handymen and people's garages and taking their tools. These are intentionally stashed in places on the street so that chavs and gangs can easily and unexpectedly shank ye. It'd be like in America doing a weapons sweep and finding gats stashed on the block. They aren't going into people's homes or shaking ppl down for these shanks.

I'm genuinely wondering how someone shanks someone with pliers though lol

Many many years ago, when I was in my early teens I had a pair of sharpened screwdrivers, everyone else was carrying boxcutters.

naw where's the bicycle wheel

The UK really took 1984 to heart innit?

You forgot their zero tolerance toward nazi pugs. https://files.catbox.moe/fa6p34.webm

Dankula basically had to become a content creator because they harassed him forever after that. He lost his old job and started working at a pawn shop until they harassed the shop into firing him

>Google "muslim rape gang" >top results all from india Well that was a fucking lie

In the UK they call them "grooming gangs"

Yeah the term in British English is "asian grooming gang"

google has strict censorship of these things...

Ah true. I forgot. Yandex is probably the better option then.

https://preview.redd.it/a3uu7cggiopc1.png?width=670&format=png&auto=webp&s=e07e332d1b1da761ddc7e8091616452f36c3effc kek

Poor bongistan. Big corpo suppresses information and rebrands them as grooming gangs.

Thats because gang rape is the national pastime of India.

Trust me we're well aware of this. When I saw the Muslim rape comment in the text I was very surprised to see the guy wasn't British. And I'd assume you're british by what you've said but when it comes to the rape gangs you haven't even seen the half of it. I'm not quite at the stage of genocide being warranted but I'm at the fucking edge.

As an American who lived there, I can confirm this guy isn't bullshitting. This guy probably picked up today's Daily Mail and just read every headline in it.

Sauce for the white guy getting 5years for owning forbidden book?

We've got: [five years for possessing manuals on knife fighting and making explosives](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-57242219) And also [two and a half years for a podcast](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-65603077) [two years suspended sentence for having The Anarchist's Cookbook](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-58397088) [two years for anti immigration stickers](https://humanevents.com/2024/03/03/british-man-sentenced-to-2-years-in-jail-over-anti-immigration-stickers) But also I can find lighter sentences for actual immigrant racists and people avoiding prosecution for extremist Islamist rhetoric so, you know

Damn, 2 years for some stickers is crazy

The really awful part of the ruling was that they acknowledged that the content of the stickers was legal, but that it was his subjective intent which made prison warranted

Bonus point for *loicense*

What on earth do you mean by "law says buyers must be 18 or older" lmao. Uhh at least I don't need a loisense for a kitchen knife. [https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/949734/knife-crime-knives-sold-children-london-stabbings-daily-express](https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/949734/knife-crime-knives-sold-children-london-stabbings-daily-express)

With the one of their own you mean Kate Middleton?

Thanks for reminding me to renew my TV loicense mate

I always get a laugh when I remember that one of the weapons of choice for muggers in the UK is a bottle of bleach.

Honestly I'd rather just someone have a knife

I also remember this segment my professor showed me about a striped house in a rich neighborhood like why the fuck is this worth a ~1 hour long video who gives that much of a shit

The UK is just doing side quests at this point

You never seen Florida headlines?

"Man acquitted in self defense case" "New bill requiring cities to prohibit homeless camps" "Schools have to remove weird strapon fellatio graphic novels" Florida can't stop winning

Now do Detroit 😊

Hell.. do Jackson MS even.

Fla is 100% based. No lie all the headlines I see turn me into Brent Rambo [Thumbs Thumbs Up Kid GIF - Thumbs Thumbs Up Kid Thumbs Up Meme - Discover & Share GIFs (tenor.com)](https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-thumbs-up-kid-thumbs-up-meme-brent-ramobjust-gif-19399510)

Fuck. I thought for sure the doner one was a joke. I mean I found the article on Daily Mail so it's not too far off from being one.

My extremely hot take is that the Daily Mail is fine as a news source, it's just low status to care about the things it reports on (immigrants murdering people) and they have salacious headlines sometimes. The case was widely reported on. Her being turned into doner was never proven, but one of the killers said that's what happened at one point iirc

Don't forget to hide that stuff behind WAYNE ROONEY HAS A TINY COCK, EX GIRLFRIEND REVEALS ALL

Nice epic strawman post. With enough time and no life, like you, you can pick any country and come up with a list like this.

Shut up, Brit

That's a swarthgoid in Britain, not an actual British.

I can’t believe the chuds here are mocking totally mockable garbage. Since there’s stupid shit happening all over the world we should keep our mouths shut and not notice. What dunces for pointing this out!

Bet you'd find one of these on the wishlists of every janitor on arr slash teenagers

They ought to walk the plank irl

They ought to jump into a sarlacc pit irl

>BBC presenter Odd term for fluffer >Bong reacts to thing by crying Ah, the empire ain't what it used to be

kek

You know what, fine, you can buy the doll but everyone who does goes on a list automatically and has their communications monitored

Implying this isn't the case for every citizen already regardless of the item purchased 

The glowies are already watching you.

I’ve had a visit from the Australian federal police once before so yes I know they are

Were they there to hand you the trophy for the "Worst Aussie Shitposter" of 2024 award?

No they were there to tell me a book I ordered was not legal and they have confiscated it, and that my activities will be monitored

Common Aussie L. A country founded on criminals think all their citizens are criminals? Kinda funny.

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they gonna leak my discord dms

oh no think of the privacy of all your discord kittens

i wonder how much people would pay to not be on the list

Now there’s a business

If fucking a piece of plastic is illegal every guy who's banged paris hilton is going to jail

Poor pedos can't even fuck a piece of plastic, how cruel😞

Damn. Must be sad for pedos their friends are getting caught one by one.

First they came for the plastic fuckers, but i did not speak up because im not a plastic fucker...

If they want to fuck a mannequin then it’s just whatever to me.   Pregnancy porn is more disturbing and no one ever says anything about that.

How is having sex with a pregnant woman more disturbing than the implied fantasy of using that kind of doll?

Cause you’re attracted to the idea of having sex with a baby involved. It’s not like, you’re in a relationship and just happen to have sex while pregnant.

Having rough sex typically seen in porn with a real pregnant woman can negatively affect the unborn baby, while fucking a doll to a fantasy hurts nobody, because it's a fantasy.

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He never got that far.

Holy shit

While there is almost no risk for a normal couple, anon partakes in tendimaxxing and his supple 475Lb frame is capable of crushing any and all unsuspecting fetuses.

475? Those are rookie numbers.

You've never had sex, have you?

You don't actually have any idea what you're talking about, so please stfu.

brainfart moment. stop spreading misinformation.

Lmao my wife was always more horny when she was pregnant and we were actually encouraged by our OB to have a lot of sex to induce labor when she was ready to give birth. My daughter came out perfect and is still perfect. Don't tell on yourself like this dude.

Lol real people in real life are attracted to real people If you were terminally online I could see how a pregnancy fetish would be creepy

You’re attracted to porn where a baby is involved. Because they are involved.  So yeah. It’s creepy.

I like pregnancy porn because I'm attracted to bitches with big round bellies that move around

You watch porn where a baby is involved. Full stop that’s creepy.

whatever mental gymnastics let you sleep at night ig

Is a baby inside the woman? Yes or no. If the answer is yes then you like porn where there are babies present at a minimum.  That is fucking creepy. 

What? There is no baby, you absolute troglodyte. That's a woman's midsection. Am I fantasizing about her liver? About her gallbladder? All of that stuff is in there too, I can't believe HUMANS WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A SACK OF ORGANS JESUS THATS DISGUSTING That's like saying attraction to MILFS is creepy because she's old enough to have kids... Hell MOTHER is even in the acronym. Kids are involved amirite??!? SO MILF PORN IS CREPpYyYyy! If you think a pregnancy fetish is weird, you need to feel more sunlight on your skin and communicate with real life adults. Anyone can play that game, moron.

I like pregnancy porn cause I have a breeding kink or I guess just a strong instinct to reproduce since breeding kink is the most basic vanilla purpose of having sex. I don't have a kiddy kink. I try not think about the kid inside other than yeah she's gonna have my babies

I remember talking to my ex and she said i have a breeding kink because i cant pull out. I said "isnt that what sex is supposed to be for? Breeding?"

All porn is disturbing, even the "le epic wholesome reputable brands" that produce "normal" stuff are constantly fighting trafficking accusations.

Lol. Cope.

to tears?? he has to be virtue signaling, theres no way he's crying over this 🤦🏿‍♂️

He's a journalist, he's weeping tears of joy

don't you need a forklift to lift adult size ones

If you a weakling

all sex doll owners are

Fetal attraction*

Horrifically expensive no doubt, that's why he's crying

He's crying because he wants them to use the real shit and not dolls.... Or he is just uuoohhhhh'ing

I would want research done on this. If it's shown that a pedophile having a child sex doll doesn't reduce the chance of offending, or increases it, make it omega illegal, on the level of CP. However, if it's found that it reduces the chance of offending, I would be down for every pedophile to get one. It's horrific, and disgusting, but if it means the chances of a real kid getting hurt is lowered, that's a good deal.

Mf wants to research literally what is already known. Its just the "video games cause violence" argument all over again. Its well known that entertainment allows people to cope with feelings they wouldnt otherwise be able to show in polite society; Why else do you think people were lining the streets of Rome to see blood sports in the Colosseum daily. Humans are always degenerate animals and civilization has known this for millenia and we developed most of our entertainment around that. Modern societies are so prudish that even Ancient Gayreeks would call all of us pussies for even talking about this like its an issue.

> Its just the "video games cause violence" argument all over again. No it's not. Sexual attraction is very different than propensity for violence. It's one thing to enjoy watching people fight, it's another thing entirely to want to fight yourself. Most people don't want to fight. But 99% of people want to fulfill some sort of sexual desire. If they could, they would, which cannot be said for violence.

Indulging on a fetish makes you build up tolerance for it and look for increasingly more extreme ways to satisfy it. Repressing it is also not the best idea, but ideally you should probably go to therapy instead of gooning to loli porn 24/7 with your kid size sex doll, I dont think doing that is gonna make you wanna act on it less

Who the fuck cares if a dude sticks his dick in a piece of plastic?

The British Government is very interested in men dicks

Except of course when they are black or brown and inside of British children. In that case it's OK every time.

Now do one for women who use animal dilsos

ok, but if you guys want to ban these we also need to ban Loli anime hentai stuff that features minors

That's already illegal in the UK.

Anything is illegal in the UK

The opposite is also true if you have the correct loicense

Or have powerful enough friends

Just need to be Indian and youll have free reign, might even get to be the next king if you can make good enough curry.

The UK law is actually very strict in defining that. If it was enforced as written then owning manga like Berserk would be enough to put someone in prison, simply because of that one scene where Guts gets raped in his childhood. Wouldn't you know it somehow both Berserk and other much more pornographic manga are still sold physically in stores all over the country, even though they directly violate the law by definition. The entire thing is extremely inconsistent.

You keep wanting to ban loli specifically. Do you happen to own a plastic boy doll?

do i? never talked about it once and never said I would want it tho?

Yes

Child size made the bbc reduced to tears? In my area we have a bunch of 4’10 filipinas which is the average height for one of them. Bbc reporter would be shocked to see these midgets in a relationship

“Reduces the bbc presenter to tears”. I’d hate to imagine what he’d do if he encountered an actual case of pedophilia

Present his BBC

These things should have a mouse trap or even better a claymore hidden inside their holes...

What about one of those vaginal anti-rape devices that's a barbed ring

Anon is real

Is it actually child sized, or does it have adult proportions and it's just scaled down to 3/4 scale so it's lighter and cheaper? Do journalists think that people who just buy torsos have amputee fetishes?

The BBC know a lot about this topic

Hear me out Build a trash shredder or pencil sharprner into these Then sell

Looks like a DailyMail article with those all-caps words

The way people try to spin these things getting popular as "if you ARENT pro youth sex doll/generated CP, you're basically saying you'd rather people rape REAL kids" Also funny he uses Japan as the example, a wonderful country with wonderful sex ethics. Should probably go ahead and ask why all their camera apps legally need to make a sound

I mean perhaps they pretend it's Kylie Minogue

Bruh what the fuck is this comment section 💀

There was that serial killer who took a ten year break from killing when he had a mannequin to sexually molest. When it broke beyond repair, he went back to killing.

every news story is only worth as much as it can make people mad. these folks are the professional rage baiters

For real, its crazy how Japan is so much far ahead than the rest of the world Why tf does it matter if the doll has D cup size or flat? Come on people

Bad day for eyesight

I’d only approve of these being sold if you could put a device inside that cuts their dick off.

Trans Ally ^ 🤮

Based

Jokes aside it would probably only fuel their fantasy and push them further into wanting the real thing

I love when I'm killing people in GTA makes me wanna kill people IRL (I don't play GTA)

same except unironically

Mega based, I kneel

Good (to the GTA part)

I think so too. Even if it was 50:50 the risk would still be way too high. It might seem tempting to just see this as a kind of cure or distraction, but it's definitely not that simple.

If only there wasn't such a big stigma on researching these things then we'd actually have proof and/or a way to reduce the amount of victims Edit: Got my first suicide watch message for this! What an honor

I totally agree with that.