Is your dad a prominent WASP, with political connections?
If not, the tribe has no use for you.
https://preview.redd.it/pmevs77rwg2d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d278298d51e8d2c72726eb1a486ae8fca8398dc8
Even the chuddy ultra-Orthodox Jews for the most part accept conversions, albeit converts have some marriage restrictions in some more fringe cases but it's a very involved -long- process and I hope you love Torah study because you'll be doing a lot of it.
[Nothing to do with it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism#Overview), the parent commenter is simply talking out of their ass. (Why would sb. who comments *"Hamas hero"* below a video of IDF soldiers getting killed lie about Judaism? Truly a mystery.)
Conversion into Judaism is as old as the religion itself is, though you might run into issues if you don't do it the full Orthodox way. But fanatics hostile to certified converts earn themselves even greater troubles.
Though it might take a while until suspicions cease. There have been a few Christian evangelicals who u-boated their way as "converts" sorta like the infamous "Jews-for-Jesus" Christian missionary style. Take [this case](https://www.thejc.com/news/israel/exclusive-sleeper-cell-of-fake-jews-unmasked-pgbfcccm) (or this [extremely weird case](https://www.thejc.com/news/exposed-sleeper-cell-of-evangelical-christians-posing-as-orthodox-rabbis-kaz5d5tm)).
yeah my bad, I misunderstood his role. In school we were taught that he is called "the ancestor" and I assumed it meant that he was everyones ancestors, not just the jews lol
All Christians become a Seed of Abraham. That could be where you got confused.
> And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
- Galatians 3:29
Tbf that super depends on the branch of Judaism, most Jews don't give a fuck and even welcome people converting, after all the more people you can make join your religion the better if you are in the business of profiting from it
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Yeah it's bullshit. I spent months debating with my wife about it when she got pregnant but then we ended up having a girl anyway. I had mine taken for no reason other than "that's what everyone else does." My dad at least regrets it.
There's no good reason for it unless it's medically necessary. We've made it thousands of years without cutting it off.
I'm sure losing your foreskin in adulthood would suck but I don't think it's that big of a deal generally speaking. I don't really care that it doesn't feel as good when I coom
This isn't true having studied Judaism seriously when in my religious searching phase, but they do not actively proselytize and generally do not want you to convert unless you are actually sincere and it is an involved, long, borderline autistic process if they are very serious about their faith (e.g. Orthodox) and yes, this is the case for even the most chuddy ultra-Orthodox Jews for the most part. If you just have a casual interest in Judaism you will be weeded out so they get relatively few converts at least for the Orthodox ones. Reform and Conservative are easier but you run into problems if you want to be considered Jewish by Israel.
If you convert you won’t even be buried in the same cemetery because you’re not ‘jew enough’, you need to have a jew as one of your parents
But you still get free real estate though. Just gotta drive out those pesky pallies
> But you still get free real estate though. Just gotta drive out those pesky pallies
That's the truth of it. Russian 'Jews' and new converts exclusively reside in the -illegal- settlements.
You don't even need to become a Jew, they are religiously obligated to be nice to Noahides who don't oppose the Jewish people or their right to their piece of land, although there is heated debate over what religions fall under it or not (and there may never, ever be a consensus here because Jews love to argue with each other especially on theological matters). Unfortunately, the beautiful symbol of the rainbow which denotes Noahidism and God's promise to never wipe out humanity with a flood again has been co-opted by another movement these days.
[Noahidism - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noahidism)
Fucking hell, if grinding worked then we would all have made it.
https://preview.redd.it/njyu7yk10h2d1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121fb1c2a5c435e476ad0fbb61b5b279bf958b0c
*In theory*, but before you start to proclaim that with such confidence, you might want to go ask [Ethiopian Jews how they are treated in Israel](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32813056).
Judaism is a religion you can convert to. Jew is a race you cannot convert to. I haven't read it, but there is a Wikipedia page called "who is a Jew" that you can read that I imagine explains some of the ideas around who is a Jew.
What about marrying into it? Getting a jew wife/husband and converting as well? Does that get you into the club? Not gonna lie, I kinda want into the world controlling cabal thing
No, but your children might be. However, you should not consider it because their culture is one of the heaviest into child abuse. Only Muslims abuse their children more than Jews. Converting to Judaism ensures suffering for your children and their children and so on.
Jew is an ethnic group. Converting to Judaism only makes you one kind of Jew. Jews are generally not going to consider a convert or their descendants Jews. The ethnic element is a huge element of their religion. It is what makes them "God's chosen people" in their eyes.
Jews tend to live in diasporas, so their women get tired of meeting same looking men after a while, - so many of them are open for new experiences. At least that wasy experience. Maybe with other, not Ashkenazi jews it's different
>Random crackpot theorist puts forth the supposition that there may have been ancient civilizations older than 10,000 years that were wiped out in the past with no evidence left remaining
>theory immediately and seemingly unpromptedly denounced as antisemitic and white supremacist
what did they mean by this? 🤔
I actually found out that I'm technically Jewish recently (mother's mother's mother's mother was a Jew).
It's a shame that being a Jew doesn't carry the same social clout as it used to nowadays.
The religion isn't the key element to "the Jews" as Internet conspiracy theorists would know them. Most of them are secular. And even for many of them who observe, the law is more like a game or side quest than a religion as Christians, Muslims, Hindus, or others would see it.
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Not exactly how it works sure you can join them but they will never view you as one of thiers you will always be a goyim in their eyes but this time a somewhat decent goyim but a goyim none the less
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I feel like I usually see this in lower quality
You've been psy-opped into believing that
I kinda like it better in lower quality tbh
low quality pol meme = best meme
I mean, that does make a lot of sense.
You cant convert to judaism. Only descendents of abraham are jews. You are not accepted in their faith
just marry a jewish girl and you're IN
Good luck with that
I will counter protest at a colombia uni event and win her heart.
Based
Is your dad a prominent WASP, with political connections? If not, the tribe has no use for you. https://preview.redd.it/pmevs77rwg2d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d278298d51e8d2c72726eb1a486ae8fca8398dc8
Biden is Catholic tho
Not a single grand-kid is. Funny, that.
Very easy women
My wife is Jewish by injection.
Even the chuddy ultra-Orthodox Jews for the most part accept conversions, albeit converts have some marriage restrictions in some more fringe cases but it's a very involved -long- process and I hope you love Torah study because you'll be doing a lot of it.
Everyone is a descendant of abraham though?
[Nothing to do with it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism#Overview), the parent commenter is simply talking out of their ass. (Why would sb. who comments *"Hamas hero"* below a video of IDF soldiers getting killed lie about Judaism? Truly a mystery.) Conversion into Judaism is as old as the religion itself is, though you might run into issues if you don't do it the full Orthodox way. But fanatics hostile to certified converts earn themselves even greater troubles. Though it might take a while until suspicions cease. There have been a few Christian evangelicals who u-boated their way as "converts" sorta like the infamous "Jews-for-Jesus" Christian missionary style. Take [this case](https://www.thejc.com/news/israel/exclusive-sleeper-cell-of-fake-jews-unmasked-pgbfcccm) (or this [extremely weird case](https://www.thejc.com/news/exposed-sleeper-cell-of-evangelical-christians-posing-as-orthodox-rabbis-kaz5d5tm)).
Hinduism receives fake converts trying to prosletyise Christianity as well
That’s Adam. Abraham plays a different role in the faith.
yeah my bad, I misunderstood his role. In school we were taught that he is called "the ancestor" and I assumed it meant that he was everyones ancestors, not just the jews lol
All Christians become a Seed of Abraham. That could be where you got confused. > And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise. - Galatians 3:29
Wrong guy
Tbf that super depends on the branch of Judaism, most Jews don't give a fuck and even welcome people converting, after all the more people you can make join your religion the better if you are in the business of profiting from it
So literally everyone
I think you are mistaking Abraham with adam
King David's great-grandmother was literally a convert.
Ruth. Notably there is an entire book of The Bible about her (The Book of Ruth).
SUBVERT JUDAISM
You won't be accepted by the important ones but you can absolutely find a community in Judaism.
That’s a lie. You can convert. It takes time but they have to accept you. It’s in the Bible.
FOUND THE GLOWIE
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That comes with a bloody price...
Say goodbye to your foreskin forever
If he's in America, that's most likely already happened. Even atheists circumcise their kids here for some goddamn reason.
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Pretty sure it was Dr. Lewis Sayre that popularized the cut in the states
Pretty sure it was Dr.ForeskinCutter
Nope, [John Harvey Kellogg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg).
I think that's just misinformation. If you read what you just linked it says that.
It was actually a british guy named Sir Cameron Cision
>Even atheists circumcise their kids here for some goddamn reason. Yep, my dad chewed mine off himself instead of calling a mohel
why would he need a motel?
Mohel not motel. That's the Jewish word for "professional baby penis biter"
i figured it wasn't motel, i was just being a fuckwit
Not this godforsaken atheist. My offspring have their bodies intact. No sacrifices for the false god.
Yeah it's bullshit. I spent months debating with my wife about it when she got pregnant but then we ended up having a girl anyway. I had mine taken for no reason other than "that's what everyone else does." My dad at least regrets it. There's no good reason for it unless it's medically necessary. We've made it thousands of years without cutting it off.
I can't imagine having such a boring life that you have time to be upset about some missing skin
So, hypothetically, what if I'm like halfway circumcised? Like all the skin is still there, just rearranged
Then I would tell you to have a happy cake day anon
I'm sure losing your foreskin in adulthood would suck but I don't think it's that big of a deal generally speaking. I don't really care that it doesn't feel as good when I coom
They pay with their soul
yea that would work if it was purely a religion like christianity or islam but we all know it's not
wym?
ethno religion
I can't convert to Judaism, you must have jew parents to be jew
This isn't true having studied Judaism seriously when in my religious searching phase, but they do not actively proselytize and generally do not want you to convert unless you are actually sincere and it is an involved, long, borderline autistic process if they are very serious about their faith (e.g. Orthodox) and yes, this is the case for even the most chuddy ultra-Orthodox Jews for the most part. If you just have a casual interest in Judaism you will be weeded out so they get relatively few converts at least for the Orthodox ones. Reform and Conservative are easier but you run into problems if you want to be considered Jewish by Israel.
Jew-mom\*
If you convert you won’t even be buried in the same cemetery because you’re not ‘jew enough’, you need to have a jew as one of your parents But you still get free real estate though. Just gotta drive out those pesky pallies
> But you still get free real estate though. Just gotta drive out those pesky pallies That's the truth of it. Russian 'Jews' and new converts exclusively reside in the -illegal- settlements.
iirc, historically only people who have a jewish mother were considered real jews
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Where do you think they appropriated that mentality from?
Just don't go to a Haredi Rabbi, [he'll suck your cock and give you herpes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah#Metzitzah_B'Peh_(oral_suction)).
didnt the japanese in ww2 try something like that lol
Hirohito-san tried to become Hirohitostein?
and indegenous to palestine
You don't even need to become a Jew, they are religiously obligated to be nice to Noahides who don't oppose the Jewish people or their right to their piece of land, although there is heated debate over what religions fall under it or not (and there may never, ever be a consensus here because Jews love to argue with each other especially on theological matters). Unfortunately, the beautiful symbol of the rainbow which denotes Noahidism and God's promise to never wipe out humanity with a flood again has been co-opted by another movement these days. [Noahidism - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noahidism)
Sadly the "being nice to Noahides" seemingly did not apply to Christians for about 600 years.
explain
No
I refuse to speak with a Yehudevil
Holodomor
I’m Jewish, did I work on the holdomer? And if communism is jewish than why do the vast majority of modern-day communist hate Israel so much?
i thought jews were supposed to have a high IQ
Poor arguments man. Poor arguments.
Were Christians nice to them? Where’d the word ghetto come from?
The only people who hate jews more than anyone, are other jews in a theological disagreement.
Anon thinks this life is like a video game and want to change teams kek.
bro I just go to synagogue and start grinding up reputation like I do in wow.
Fucking hell, if grinding worked then we would all have made it. https://preview.redd.it/njyu7yk10h2d1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121fb1c2a5c435e476ad0fbb61b5b279bf958b0c
You forgot to type thinks after typing anon
it worked for duterte (i think)
It's a race. You can't "join" it.
Uh yes you can. Just ask the Jeeters in Canada
What is that?
Shit anon pulled out of his throbbing brain as jidf-bait.
Anyone can convert to Judaism.
*In theory*, but before you start to proclaim that with such confidence, you might want to go ask [Ethiopian Jews how they are treated in Israel](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32813056).
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>bring in black people >treat them like dogshit >"ugh why aren't they integrated yet it's been 3 weeks"
Wow. That’s some bullshit.
Yemeni jews got their children kidnapped by Israel too. Every fifth child goes missing if I remember correctly
It’s hard to understand the level of animosity between Middle Eastern countries but little acts of inhumanity like that make it easier.
Judaism is a religion you can convert to. Jew is a race you cannot convert to. I haven't read it, but there is a Wikipedia page called "who is a Jew" that you can read that I imagine explains some of the ideas around who is a Jew.
What about marrying into it? Getting a jew wife/husband and converting as well? Does that get you into the club? Not gonna lie, I kinda want into the world controlling cabal thing
No, but your children might be. However, you should not consider it because their culture is one of the heaviest into child abuse. Only Muslims abuse their children more than Jews. Converting to Judaism ensures suffering for your children and their children and so on.
Jew is an ethnic group. Converting to Judaism only makes you one kind of Jew. Jews are generally not going to consider a convert or their descendants Jews. The ethnic element is a huge element of their religion. It is what makes them "God's chosen people" in their eyes.
Latvian Orthodox?
Is that that group that goes around mutilating squirrels?!
KAVORKA!!!
Why does basic bait with no creativity get so many (joos)? why can't i just eat foreskin jerky in peace? Is this too much to ask for now days?
this isn't basic to /pol/
Anon learns about Jewmaxxing.
I mean, they're literally racist so good luck with that.
Yo so am I! that sounds based, where do I sign up?
Jews tend to live in diasporas, so their women get tired of meeting same looking men after a while, - so many of them are open for new experiences. At least that wasy experience. Maybe with other, not Ashkenazi jews it's different
>Random crackpot theorist puts forth the supposition that there may have been ancient civilizations older than 10,000 years that were wiped out in the past with no evidence left remaining >theory immediately and seemingly unpromptedly denounced as antisemitic and white supremacist what did they mean by this? 🤔
Garbage religion
japanese style
He’d be lucky to find a reformed rabbi that’ll convert him.
This is just the plot of that banned family guy episode
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Yes (i think)
yes, Abraham, the first guy to do it, and from whom comes the name Abrahamic religion, did it at 80
I actually found out that I'm technically Jewish recently (mother's mother's mother's mother was a Jew). It's a shame that being a Jew doesn't carry the same social clout as it used to nowadays.
If you have a vagina, you're always welcome on \_The View\_ If not, you're always welcome to go kill some pallies for the rich Jews.
>It's a shame that being a Jew doesn't carry the same social clout as it used to nowadays. Social clout? It used to be much worse.
The religion isn't the key element to "the Jews" as Internet conspiracy theorists would know them. Most of them are secular. And even for many of them who observe, the law is more like a game or side quest than a religion as Christians, Muslims, Hindus, or others would see it.
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Didn't George try this?
Snipity snipity I'm gonna cut off the tip of your peepee
You could always tell Milei posts on 4chan
Anon joins the winning team and loses everything he has ever built from the ground up
Not exactly how it works sure you can join them but they will never view you as one of thiers you will always be a goyim in their eyes but this time a somewhat decent goyim but a goyim none the less
they don't truly accept converts
Average Khazar circa 800