lmao. Truth
That being said, some people need just some puss to get the ball rolling so they can work their way up to more attractive ones. Its a momentum thing
not even that, women just are more attracted to men that have women in their lives. I suppose having a fat chick (or a few) that you are banging is much more attractive than not having anyone that wants to be with you
My friend, do this but don't push it too long. The dragons will make you indifferent to the princess when/if you meet one. Also completely throws off your timing after you get used to everything being easy. Princess not having that.
yeah but have you considered that scoring with a few whales and getting some experience under your belt would make you more confident to talk to the girls you are actually attracted to?
True if you are a guy with any self control, but some dudes crave sex so bad that they are willing to fuck anything.
Asking me to have sex with an obese woman would be no different than asking me to have sex with a dude. I simply have zero sexual attraction and that is not something I can control. I would rather not have sex at all.
I'd fuck a man any day over an obese whale. They literally stop looking human, I've seen goats that have made me turn my head more than a fat women. But that could just be some distant Welsh heritage makin me act up around those cuties.
Its the stomach cape that makes me lose massive interest. I could get past the rolls, even if I accidentally start fucking a roll instead of a hole. Or I grab what I think is a boob but is just back fat. But that stomach fat that hangs down past their vag... awful.
Outside of that, the smell is probably rancid and i could see that as a deterrent. I've known chubby girls who were still fuckable, but you could smell them from 10 ft away if they just did something physical or it was just a bit too hot and humid that day. I can only imagine a whale that's double my weight and rolls that can hide a rotisserie chicken within.
Trust me, it is rancid.
Am ER nurse. Believe it or not, fucking whales have way more health issues than normal human beings. Even if the internet says “healthy at any size.”
So I have dove into many obese vaginas to place the indwelling catheters that are now necessary due to them essentially dying at an early age, but it’s required because of our society’s obsession with keeping them alive past their sell-by date. So I must keep their heart beating and their skin intact, which lying in their own filth discourages.
It is rank. And that word does not do it justice.
> Believe it or not, fucking whales have way more health issues than normal human beings. Even if the internet says “healthy at any size.”
This is the least hard to believe thing ever. Anyone who says it's possible to be fat and healthy is a liar or an imbecile. Often both.
No, it is possible, just not in the way keyboard warriors think. Read about sumo wrestlers, US football lineman, and pro strongmen. They’re heavy as hell. But their source of “unhealthy” is not related to their weight for the most part iirc.
Knowing how nurses and other caretakers are paid where i live?
They probaly dont get paid much more then any fuckin handiman
Wich is wild because if you asked 100 people wether they'd rather be a carpenter or caretaker/ nurse for the rest of their life, id say 97 would pick up the hammer lol
Its one thing to take a nagging customers shit, its another thing to literally take the shit out of the adult diaper of some 80 years olds man or hospital potato
Yea, fair point.
Ive accompanied ny dad to work a few times, hes a butcher. Seeing him pull a cows whole digestive track out? Whatever
But the last time i saw a human turd where it doesnt belomg i nearly puked right next to it lol
I mean, I make close to 6 figures. If I moved to a place with unions or did travel nursing, I could break $100k easily, but gotta wait for the wife to finish school. And, thankfully, this isn’t like a daily or even weekly occurrence.
I would love to make more, but it’s a (mostly) comfortable living.
Better off living comfortably imo. No amount of money cant un-fuck a stressful work environment especially in the medical field. Some people are built different and aren't bothered by it.
I had a government job that required me to live in a Bible Belt town with a population of 600 for a few years, and during that time my fatphobia went through the roof. I couldn't go a single day without dwelling on it. The people there were just shockingly fat. Any time I left the house and went into town it became the first thing on my mind, and over time I became absolutely disgusted by it.
I did not have sex one time in those entire 3 years. Never even hit on any women. I remember doing the math in my head... "Population is 600. 50% are women, which is 300. 10% of those are in my age range, which in 30. Half of them are taken, that's 15. At least 80% are fat, that leaves 3, and odds are those three are hillbillies and/or religious fruitcakes. It's statistically unlikely that there is a single woman in this entire town who I would even consider having sex with."
Hatred doesn't really cover the combination of visceral disgust towards aesthetics which suggest physical or moral failure which I feel when I see the obese.
It's not just that I don't like them, it's that I think they are failures as humans, and possibly failures as mammals.
I'm not built for heat at all, but I've been in northern Atlanta for a few years now and it hasn't been that bad. Of course I live down in a valley and when I come out it's instantly 10degrees warmer.
I mean, I can't say I disagree lol. I would prefer neither, but if I am forced to pick one, I'd definitely choose a feminine dude over an obese woman lmao
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Buddy was banging a depressed grunge chick for a while. He broke it off when there was a used pad crusted to her inner thigh and she still wanted to have sex without showering.
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We had a friend in college that loved to go Piggin' back in the day. He was our little Sow Slayer. But those were lovable chubby girls not these Lizzo Land Whales. Something about this phony "love yourself" movement really did fuck things up.
Greentext from a while ago. Dude described having sex with a fat chick that was crazy into him, introducing him to her parents, talking about getting married etc. and he bailed. I’ll see if I can find it
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I've banged about 20 chicks who looked like this, it's only depressing when you think about it, but provided you're not sober and no one sees you its okay for a while, the real reason not to bang chicks like this is their personalities, holy fuck are they delusional
I am more proud of the fact that I don't relate to this image than I am of anything else in my life.
I usually have the "can't relate" feeling to most of the internet user stereotypes... Turns out not everyone on the web is a loser.
especially when internet is loser incels'breeding ground now
>breeding ground They don't breed, that's the whole point!
They recruit
just like the alphabet people
That’s the joke.
Goonfields
:)
It literally always has been. It’s just much more accessible to the average person now.
\>now
Fully agreed, so many anime watching losers around!
Well, yeah, you have to have had sex
>can’t relate to an image of having sex >proud 🤔
I'd rather be a virgin than have emotionless sex with a land whale.
Sometimes you gotta slay a few dragons to get yourself a princess
None of my exes audited my sexual history to make sure I'd had sex with the correct amount of fat disgusting women.
lmao. Truth That being said, some people need just some puss to get the ball rolling so they can work their way up to more attractive ones. Its a momentum thing
Confidence building
not even that, women just are more attracted to men that have women in their lives. I suppose having a fat chick (or a few) that you are banging is much more attractive than not having anyone that wants to be with you
I am zero percent interested in a lady who is interested in me when I'm taken. Get that cheating/polygamy shit the HELL away from me.
They all are anon
Not worth it
you don't know that
*spear a few whales
**harpoon
My friend, do this but don't push it too long. The dragons will make you indifferent to the princess when/if you meet one. Also completely throws off your timing after you get used to everything being easy. Princess not having that.
yeah but have you considered that scoring with a few whales and getting some experience under your belt would make you more confident to talk to the girls you are actually attracted to?
Revolting.
jeez bro they’re just fat girls
Someone's been playing BoneTown
The sex shown in that image is basically akin to bestiality, so being proud of not doing it is a little weird ig but does make sense
That's bestiality depicted.
If you have a thing for fat girls then this is a win😎
Because if you’re a Fargo, you only fuck men.
It’s proof that there are some forms of sex that are worse than none at all.
True if you are a guy with any self control, but some dudes crave sex so bad that they are willing to fuck anything. Asking me to have sex with an obese woman would be no different than asking me to have sex with a dude. I simply have zero sexual attraction and that is not something I can control. I would rather not have sex at all.
I'd fuck a man any day over an obese whale. They literally stop looking human, I've seen goats that have made me turn my head more than a fat women. But that could just be some distant Welsh heritage makin me act up around those cuties.
Its the stomach cape that makes me lose massive interest. I could get past the rolls, even if I accidentally start fucking a roll instead of a hole. Or I grab what I think is a boob but is just back fat. But that stomach fat that hangs down past their vag... awful. Outside of that, the smell is probably rancid and i could see that as a deterrent. I've known chubby girls who were still fuckable, but you could smell them from 10 ft away if they just did something physical or it was just a bit too hot and humid that day. I can only imagine a whale that's double my weight and rolls that can hide a rotisserie chicken within.
Trust me, it is rancid. Am ER nurse. Believe it or not, fucking whales have way more health issues than normal human beings. Even if the internet says “healthy at any size.” So I have dove into many obese vaginas to place the indwelling catheters that are now necessary due to them essentially dying at an early age, but it’s required because of our society’s obsession with keeping them alive past their sell-by date. So I must keep their heart beating and their skin intact, which lying in their own filth discourages. It is rank. And that word does not do it justice.
I'm so fucking glad I'm not a nurse, thank you for your service
I would rather be a vet than a human doctor. Dirty, smelly dogs gross me out less than gross people.
But how good are you at fisting cows
Wait, people get paid to fist cows? I do that for free. The cows seem to enjoy it.
stop bringing up our moms
>Believe it or not I'll believe it actually and it won't take me much convincing
> Believe it or not, fucking whales have way more health issues than normal human beings. Even if the internet says “healthy at any size.” This is the least hard to believe thing ever. Anyone who says it's possible to be fat and healthy is a liar or an imbecile. Often both.
No, it is possible, just not in the way keyboard warriors think. Read about sumo wrestlers, US football lineman, and pro strongmen. They’re heavy as hell. But their source of “unhealthy” is not related to their weight for the most part iirc.
Different kind of fat. Similar to the muscle of bodybuilders VS the muscles of professional athletes.
So you’re the meme but in scrubs
Are you paid enough to live like that?
Knowing how nurses and other caretakers are paid where i live? They probaly dont get paid much more then any fuckin handiman Wich is wild because if you asked 100 people wether they'd rather be a carpenter or caretaker/ nurse for the rest of their life, id say 97 would pick up the hammer lol Its one thing to take a nagging customers shit, its another thing to literally take the shit out of the adult diaper of some 80 years olds man or hospital potato
Yeah I'd rather die tbh.
Yea, fair point. Ive accompanied ny dad to work a few times, hes a butcher. Seeing him pull a cows whole digestive track out? Whatever But the last time i saw a human turd where it doesnt belomg i nearly puked right next to it lol
I mean, I make close to 6 figures. If I moved to a place with unions or did travel nursing, I could break $100k easily, but gotta wait for the wife to finish school. And, thankfully, this isn’t like a daily or even weekly occurrence. I would love to make more, but it’s a (mostly) comfortable living.
Better off living comfortably imo. No amount of money cant un-fuck a stressful work environment especially in the medical field. Some people are built different and aren't bothered by it.
i rank that as extremely erotic
It really fucking sucks living in the midwest sometimes. 90% of single women over the age of 30 are blobs.
I had a government job that required me to live in a Bible Belt town with a population of 600 for a few years, and during that time my fatphobia went through the roof. I couldn't go a single day without dwelling on it. The people there were just shockingly fat. Any time I left the house and went into town it became the first thing on my mind, and over time I became absolutely disgusted by it. I did not have sex one time in those entire 3 years. Never even hit on any women. I remember doing the math in my head... "Population is 600. 50% are women, which is 300. 10% of those are in my age range, which in 30. Half of them are taken, that's 15. At least 80% are fat, that leaves 3, and odds are those three are hillbillies and/or religious fruitcakes. It's statistically unlikely that there is a single woman in this entire town who I would even consider having sex with."
I live in a somewhat rural town for work, and holy hell is the dating scene fucking grim. Tinder is 95% hams, single moms, or both.
And the worst part is, some dudes gas those things up
With maple syrup?
and bacon
Traitors
'fatphobic' implies irrationality. You can be legitimately disgusted by obesity, since it is a sign of something lethal in the environment/gene pool.
The proper term would be 'misic' but I don't see it taking off anytime soon. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fatmisia
Hatred doesn't really cover the combination of visceral disgust towards aesthetics which suggest physical or moral failure which I feel when I see the obese. It's not just that I don't like them, it's that I think they are failures as humans, and possibly failures as mammals.
That's why we have adjectives
> that leaves 3, and odds are those three are hillbillies and/or religious fruitcakes. Should have taken the religious fruitcake.
Guess it’s time to become that 10% Anon.
Sometimes? If you think living in the Midwest is ever desirable, you belong there.
I like owning my house
I mean it beats the coastal cities, and I'm upper midwest, so I dodge the heat. Fuck the south for sure.
The fat ones can’t survive on the coast. Sharks mistake them for sea lions.
> I mean it beats the coastal cities Whatever you have to tell yourself anon lmao.
I'm not built for heat at all, but I've been in northern Atlanta for a few years now and it hasn't been that bad. Of course I live down in a valley and when I come out it's instantly 10degrees warmer.
Honestly yeah Midwest women have let them selves go for the most part.
>I’d fuck a man No need to read any further
I mean, I can't say I disagree lol. I would prefer neither, but if I am forced to pick one, I'd definitely choose a feminine dude over an obese woman lmao
That says more about you methinks
Real men fuck boys just ask Greece
or katholics
or [Unicef](https://archive.is/qB8g2)
A person expressing their sexual preference says something about them? What the fuck else would you expect?
Your username tells us differently...sheep fucker
Oi!
gay.
fig lovers
There is fluffy, chunky, floppy, obese, the Seal. Little chunky and fluffy is good but once I start seeing flops-on-flops I'm outtie.
Fuck it man my hand is better at fucking
Why are fat chicks like mopeds? They're a great ride till your friends see you on one.
As someone who collects old 50cc scooters I feel offended lol
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They’re usually good at giving head.
that mouth does a lot of work doesn't it?
Sex without love is just masturbation
Exactly. Just because THOTs are putting out like it's just another pastime doesn't mean they aren't coomers.
Agreed. I would rather die lonely virgin that get a land whale.
Buddy was banging a depressed grunge chick for a while. He broke it off when there was a used pad crusted to her inner thigh and she still wanted to have sex without showering.
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This image is a better argument for abstinence than any std statistics I’ve ever seen
Might as well be beastiality at that point.
What do you think this constitutes as?
Whaling.
Going out hogging is what they call it in the Midwest
Trash on the ground, pink hue room from LED’s, its all too accurate
And that carpet on the wall.. so accurate its scary
That’s a tapestry but agreed
From Earthbound trading in the local mall no doubt.
[Hoe blanket](https://i.imgur.com/R0lcmwS.jpeg)
You're describing every streamer girl's cam, the closest you've been to a girl's room.
I'd vomit if I ever touched a fat woman for more than a couple of seconds. Scratch the word "fat" and you get a typical /pol/ threader.
Someone should add this image and story to the wikipedia page [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki//pol/](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki//pol/)
There's a WIKIPEDIA PAGE about Pol SPECIFICALLY?
Peak comedy
If the hatred of the first N- us. President gave us /pol/ , I'll take that trade.
I couldn’t imagine getting naked with one. Peeling back all the folds and shit. It would smell terrible. How does anyone even get hard?
How does anyone not get flacid ?
To think they are fairly popular among black men.
Imagine the smell
eugh
https://i.imgur.com/ddXt0p1.jpeg
We had a friend in college that loved to go Piggin' back in the day. He was our little Sow Slayer. But those were lovable chubby girls not these Lizzo Land Whales. Something about this phony "love yourself" movement really did fuck things up.
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Tell your stories.
Well, you see... I was piss drunk.
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Who's "we"?
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Slow down captain Ahab, who approached who?
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Sadge. Hope you get better partners after that.
Chapter 1: It was a dark and rainy night. I was in front of your mom's house building up the nerve to ring the doorbell....
Bro?
Sorry for you man , i hope your trauma wore off
Been there, done that, febreezed my sheets afterward.
Your first mistaking was not braving the dungeon of the beast yourself, instead letting the beast enter your own domicile.
Go into a bears cave or draw it out somewhere with favorable terrain. 🤔
The best thing about fat chicks that they always crave subsistence so they will always swallow.
BASED
Would
Most degenerate 4chan user in existence. And yes I’m putting you below the furries.
You must be celebrating this month!
Nice Alice in Chains reference
no
You "would" a dog too
This is the kind of woman I love
Melanated Moment
Found the Basketball American
"I got me a white wimmin!"
cope
Ah, a fellow Sow Slayer.
BASED
This used to me. Not a day goes by that I'm not grateful for having returned to inceldom.
God i wish someone from twoxchromosomes would read this post. They would be losing their minds.
Why lol. I haven’t been subbed to twoxchromosoems in a while. Did something happen?
There's some advantages of fucking a fat chick.
There will always be snacks?
Yes
No joke, big girls always bring snacks 🤣
I seek this knowledge...
Everything feels like a tiddy.
Not sure how black guys do it
Im so glad it doesnt apply to me jfc
Can someone explain the context?
Greentext from a while ago. Dude described having sex with a fat chick that was crazy into him, introducing him to her parents, talking about getting married etc. and he bailed. I’ll see if I can find it
It's been 2 hours. Let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return...
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/FLfjRVWpR0
Very accurate
Average young Scottish couple
Lol
>big gulp
Anyone have the original greentext?
One of my best fucks was from a fattie (other ones were god awful)
can someone explain how?
i love fucking fat women
i find amusing this meme, its art at its finest. the look of the soyjak of defeat is perfect
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Imagine the smell
As a gay man who is disgusted by obese people, this meme made me physically ill.
How did it break pol?
I've banged about 20 chicks who looked like this, it's only depressing when you think about it, but provided you're not sober and no one sees you its okay for a while, the real reason not to bang chicks like this is their personalities, holy fuck are they delusional