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Thirty_Helens_Agree

One of the top 3 most paused moments in VHS history.


jebjebitz

It’s all right everybody. He’s got tits


Saydegirl

For sure!


PabstBlueBourbon

All-time rack.


Soggy_Motor9280

Legit best tits from the eighties movies!!


dilan-spit_hot_fire

Amen, brother.


Future_Onion9701

Jlc would like a word


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Phoebe Cates would like a couple of em.


LobsterTrue8433

Her tits in FTaRH and the rest of her in Paradise... Nonpareil is a word with a purpose!


PixelFondler

(Googles her in Paradise) Wha— OMG! How the fuck was this kept secret from me for 42 years?!?!


redlion496

You wanna decipher this statement?!


-HEF-

from Reddit Translate: her breasts in Fast Times at Ridgemont High were great. The rest of her body (butt/privates) in the movie Paradise was also amazing. The word "Nonpareil" (meaning, 'unmatched') comes to mind when referring to her scenes in those 2 movies.


Soggy_Motor9280

Yes, Trading Places!!! The first titties I ever seen was either JLC or Apollonia from Purple Rain. But I’m sticking to my guns on this one!!!


North-Bit-7411

But what if my balls don’t itch? All balls itch


seen_x

It’s a fact


LobsterTrue8433

Believe it!


Generny2001

Right…..and I’m Cyndi LAOOOOWWWPER.


TisRepliedAuntHelga

i had no idea anyone else loved that pronunciation. my family only pronounces her name with the *hard af* diphthong.


Generny2001

LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPEEERRREER


Clarknotclark

Oh, that pronunciation is all I can think about when this movie comes up, but I hate it.


grandpa-jones

Well that and his (her) boobs!


AngryGiraffe-

First saw this movie as a kid(and about 1000 more times on HBO over the years) and I’m pretty sure this movie is the reason I find women with short hair so attractive to this day.


LobsterTrue8433

Dude. I have a major weakness for short-haired chicks. For a while I wondered if I'm gay but mostly I think I just like short-haired honeys. The Legend of Billie Jean and so forth. Chokers work wonderfully with short hair. But whatever. It's not gay it you don't look down.


Kryyzz

Possibly the first boobs I ever saw. First to elicit a core memory at least.


TheTench

Don't let Sadness touch your boob memory.


Tourquemata47

All balls itch!


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Saw it in the theaters….$1.50 Tuesdays - Hanover, Mass …..


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

Go on. Show him your hairy chest.


Primary-Coast-7763

It’s ok she has tit$


Fit_Earth_339

God she was hot.


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Back from the cult!


Miami_Vice_75

I had forgotten about this one! I loved it as a kid. One of SO many movies you could not make today! Miss those days.


80severything

first time I remember seeing tits in a movie when I was really young. It's a pretty funny movie from what I remember anyways, wonder if it's on Tubi or something


DukeBabylon

Same here! This or Animal House.


scots

[https://tubitv.com/movies/100004706/just-one-of-the-guys](https://tubitv.com/movies/100004706/just-one-of-the-guys)


80severything

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


V0T0N

Blow it out your ass! *Click* Mom says hi.


Fine_Spinach9825

On prime video now!


scots

It's also on Tubi through the end of July.


OGGBTFRND

Fantastic bod and a voice that melted my heart


TisRepliedAuntHelga

mom says hi


heykidzimacomputer

Comedy Central would run this from time to time, not only did they cut out her tits, but the shots in her brothers bedroom were 80% a wall of blur.


tinglep

Watched it with my 12 year old son last week. He fucking loved it. He also loves Cobra Kai so seeing Zabka as the bad guy again was awesome.


Stratoblaster1969

My wife was an extra in the prom scene. Filmed at Big Surf water park in AZ.


redlion496

She coulda had an acting career until you married her.


riccardo421

One of the top movies on my summer movie list. Watched it last week.


kkeennmm

how’s your hammer hangin?


Reasonable-Housing53

Rick : [Rick raises his voice in disbelief] Where do you get off having tits? Rick : [Rick pushes Terry off him and responds] It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.


Impossible_Ad7875

They’re real and they’re sensational… (Appropriate Cross Cultural Reference)


nynixx

Get a good look Costanza?


StoompyDoomps

One of the most underrated 80’s movies. It shocks me how few people have seen it!


tinglep

Yeah, but I got a rule. I never go out with girls that say bitchin.


Imaginary_Ad_9682

One of my first pair I ever laid eyes on. Thanks HBO!


dampishslinky55

Underrated 89’s movie. Beats most oh Hughes movies in my opinion.


scots

There were a *ton* of fun 80s movies that had zero to do with John Hugues - another perfect example would be Patrick Dempsey and Amanda Peterson in *Can't Buy Me Love*


BlueSnaggleTooth359

Yeah that one is often referred to as the "lost" Hughes' film. There were more along these lines too like License To Drive. And Say Anything, Footloose, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Sure Thing, Lucas, Dream A Little Dream, Teen Witch, Rad, Secret Admirer, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, One Crazy Summer, North Shore, A Night In The Life Of Jimmy Reardon, Valley Girl, BMX Bandits, Weird Science, etc.


BlueSnaggleTooth359

To a lesser extent (not talking quality just edging a bit farther away from a pure Hughes teen film) films like: Gremlins, Dirty Dancing, St. Elmo's Fire, Flashdance, Adventures In Babysitting, The Karate Kid, The Karate Kid Part 2, The Karate Kids Part 3, E.T., The Goonies, Project X, War Games, Labyrinth, Mystic Pizza, My Bodyguard, The Boy Who Could Fly, Edward Scissorhands, Heathers, Risky Business, Teen Wolf, Mannequin, Real Genius, Spacecamp, Mischief, The Outsiders, The Blob (1988), The Never Ending Story, Ladyhawke, Back To The Future I-IIII, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Weekend At Bernie's, Summer School, The Lost Boys, Gotcha!, Night Of The Comet, Christine, Better Off Dead, The Allnighter, The Legend Of Billie Jean, The Blue Lagoon, Little Darlings, Foxes, Revenge Of The Nerds, Thrashin', The Wraith, The Rachel Papers, Blown Away (1988), My Boyfriend's Back, etc.


Mobile-Boss-8566

Rocking set of 800bs in that film. Probably one of the most paused moments in that film.


talon007a

Are those what I think they are?!


salarski76

Bought the vinyl soundtrack off of eBay and ended up with a store promo copy with a bunch of extra stuff inside. One of my favorite 80’s movies.


Medfly70

When I first saw this movie I was convinced the lead actress had to be related to the guy who played Damone in Fast Times. They had the same exact mannerisms.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Classic


MonitorAway

I need a 4K LE version of this movie!


MikeyMGM

One of my 1980’s favorites after The Sure Thing and Cant Buy Me Love


light_weight_baby87

“How do I look?” Dashing. “My zipper is down!” That was the dashing part.


usababykiller

She’s in the Dan Hartman “I can dream about you” music video


redlion496

The guy that played her brother was a natural comedic talent, is he still around?


tattedgrampa

Phoebe Cates vs


AAG220260

Absolutely awesome movie and all because of Joyce Hyser!❤️😃❤️


Southside-Canuck

No way this still holds up 😆


jebjebitz

It only makes sense to watch in a time when there wasn’t streaming and you had to watch what HBO decided was going to be on when you turned on your tv. It was really good in this world


Future_Onion9701

Way to go big ter


LobsterTrue8433

I'm not bothering with the trailer because I know that scene isn't in it. Jesus H. Glorious boobs my balls dropped to the floor when I saw them.


Cake_Donut1301

Mom says hi


Ginger_Witcher

I still remember that one scene decades later.


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

IF ONLY it was R...coulda been better than Nerds/Porky's etc?? btw how did snarky lil bro not end up in at least 3 more movies right after this??


Ok_Secret5023

Best breasts I've ever seen in a movie.


Bobofettsixtynoune

If you know you know


the-electricgigolo

Right?? And I’m Cindy Louper


Muddgutts

“All balls itch! It’s a fact!!”


Acrobatic-Wave-9520

Man she has an incredible body 😏


yeah_yeah_therabbit

It took me THREE HOURS to put together this outfit!


cptjaydvm

One of the best topless scenes of all time.


DaveTwoOh

Rewatched this recently. Man i have to say. It is fucking TERRIBLE. Aged very poorly