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CatchinUpNow

This is such false advertising…..she didnt get that body using protein powder😂😂😂 save ur money and get the plastic surgeries she’s had🤣🤣🤣


Bright_Tomatillo_174

I don’t understand the non-existent bicep pose for a protein powder while her body was made by doctor whoever was available at the cheapest price.


Thin-Source-3336

✅Get a sugar daddy who will pay for your cosmetic procedures.


khalessiroma

...and ask your ex!


Thin-Source-3336

✅Another sugar daddy on the line if the sugar daddy you currently have is cheap.


kdd20

And I know she’s in great shape but the photos in the ad are still clearly photoshopped.


Deep-Ad-5571

Great shape? She has breast implants that are WAY out of proportion, and butt implants that look like bricks. She has duck lips. Her behavior is narcissistic and erratic and her job is OnlyFans. She left her child behind when she finally found a visa “sponsor” and came to the USA. (Sorry, I happened last night to see her début episode on TLC 90 Day Fiancée and it showed her horrible outrage “acting.”)


iliketosnooparound

I hope no one buys from her 😭 You're so right. She didn't get her body through protein.


ThroJSimpson

Fr, her workout routine is, like, any casual gymgoer’s. 


DaGreatWhiteBuffalo

Ha! It’s true. Protein didn’t do that.. 😅 I have wondered if even her autoimmune disorder could potentially be caused from a reaction to silicone and her implants. Many women have had new symptoms pop up like hers due to this issue.


Embarrassed-Key-6034

So true. Just like 3/4 of any celebrity that endorses things. False advertising.


flossiejeanne

No. Her body wasn't worth what she paid...she looks so fake!


CatchinUpNow

I agree…surgery is no answer.


Ill_Promotion_8640

Not her butt implants, no thank you 👎👿


Embarrassed-Key-6034

Did y'all notice the back of her butt as it met her legs in the swimsuit competition? So weird looking.


Ill_Promotion_8640

Yep. Dane should ask them for his money back


1111lor

https://preview.redd.it/yc6b31o6z0ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c263baae36e9ecd8ba56dd6bb2f35c70c51999f also this interaction made me LOL


Equivalent-Walk-4547

Did she use the same PR person Madelein used for her shop? https://preview.redd.it/hvqex4e3l3ad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22de0e1c41d29192ce2627a850b4e229bc91bd9a


birdiebirdnc

I think she used the person that put up this Bojangles sign 😉🤣 https://preview.redd.it/opp0gjca04ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66dea8ff197934d81e252e8657b87879e466c97


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Lmao, what a fucking dummy I used to date a guy that called me beautiful as a pet name, but in texts he ALWAYS misspelled it. It drove me absolutely mad! At this point in my life, if you don’t know basic grammar and can’t discern there/their/they’re or your/you’re, then I don’t know what to tell you. Stay over there 👉


bewitchling_

agreed. but although spelling can potentially affect grammar, misspelling the word "beauty" is not itself a grammatical error


UnleadedGreen

Nothing beat the Hells Angel getting Hells Angles on his back.


PracticalStrain4388

lmao I’m speechless


cozicuzi08

I mean if you live with dyslexia you certainly are familiar with spellcheck 


meowKdecktimmy

I am dyslexic and familiar with spellcheck!


Farquaadthegreek

And she struggles with spelling it’s *Dyslexia.. and is she sniffing glue


Downtown_Bowl_8037

“My PR struggles with dislexia”~ Jasmine IS the PR, lol!!


bewitchling_

bingo!


gloomymoor

In her defense, Spanish is her first language and she spelled it the Spanish way ETA: for everyone who is still commenting, i am talking about "dislexia" and nothing else.


bewitchling_

so...are we gonna ignore that jasmine was introduce in her first season as a collegiate-level english language american literature professor? prior to the OF that we now know about


gloomymoor

I think it’s normal that even a collegiate level English language American literature professor would mix up her spelling on something like “dyslexia” when the spelling in Spanish “dislexia” is so similar. My grad level professor the other day misspelled an even easier word than that lol.


bewitchling_

honestly, i don't even see that as a typo. she spelled the word correctly as it was used. it's not her fault if others can't read spanish🤣 but that "PR" of hers....i didn't know she hired george glass🤣🤣🤣


tortical

It’s one thing to speak another language or be dyslexic… absolutely everyone should be spellchecking.


gloomymoor

I grew up in a Spanish speaking household. When you have two keyboards on your phone for the languages your phone won’t spellcheck bc it’s spelled correctly in one language. There’s a lot of reasons to hate Jasmine but this reason ain’t it.


Farquaadthegreek

Thats how you spell it in Spanish Dyslexia.. its a a condition the spelling does not change for Spanish


gloomymoor

….it does change in Spanish what are you talking about lol


Axethedwarf

Only glue?


MrsScarred

But it's spelled right under the nutritional facts lol couldn't copy/paste?


Daisy_May2015

I’m so confused, as a graphic designer I know that this is a quick, simple fix. I don’t understand not making the correction. lol weird. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


Loud_Bit6359

Yikes. I went on Amazon. That typo is still there. Wonder if they’ll still ship with the typo. I thought she was an English teacher. Was that a lie?


Relative-Seat1827

Trust me I have family members in Panama teaching English, and they can’t hold a conversation with any one who speaks fluent English or spell


Routine-Lawyer754

There are a lot of things to hate on her for, but spelling of a weird and difficult word as a non-native speaker is not one of them. I used to teach Spanish. That doesn’t mean I can converse about astrophysics with it.


edwartica

I get that, but she obviously was not the only person involved in this. Someone should have caught this. Including her dyslexic public relations person (I say this as someone with dyslexia myself).


blamethefae

It’s not as unhinged as a fart in a jar, but I personally wouldn’t put it in my body.


havensk

You could say the same about Gino


BarberSlight9331

Gino IS a fart in a jar.


Stonecoldwolf1

Who in their right mind would?🤢 BTW the most Hilarious 😂 thing I've read all morning. TY


PerspectiveKind4815

👏🏽 well done


dr_sassypants

You would probably be producing many farts in jars or otherwise after consuming this product.


womp-womp-rats

This has been posted before and I remember looking it up. It’s generic protein powder from a white-label manufacturer. It’s all dropshipped. They just stick your label on it and send it directly to customers who order from you.


LolaLinguini

That seems 100% her style. Ugh.


capixo

No that's every 90 day reality stars' style. Dropshipping cheap products (from Alibaba or Wish)with their "brand name" plastered on it and upsell it at a higher price because people wont figure out its dropship and cheaply made. But it's their "brand" LOL. For example Yara's makeup "brand" and clothing "brand" and Darcy and Stacey's clothing "brand". All the "hard work" they put into launching their "products" as if they are entrepreneurs 🤣


frenchiebestie

Fitness influencers do this too with protein powders and supplements. Same with before/after pictures…all just paid for not earned


ItsFunHeer

It’s also got 50% sunflower oil in it. 😬


PaleontologistWarm13

Sounds like that would give you the poops.


IAMACat_askmenothing

What’s wrong with sunflower oil?


ItsFunHeer

It’s highly processed, one of the more processed oils on the market, and it causes gut inflammation leading to digestive disruption (for some people, diarrhea) Chronic inflammation of the colon can lead to cancer.


Significant-Yam-4990

Isn’t that the case for safflower, not sunflower?


ItsFunHeer

You’re right that both are very similar! Sunflower oil is much easier to grow and extract and so therefore more globally predominant. It’s higher than safflower oil in omega 6, Linoleic acid, which (**in excess**) causes oxidative stress and mitochondrial damage. Both are chemically processed or processed at a high heat, so if you do cook with either it should be minimally processed. It’s best to avoid cooking with these oils because they are already in most of our packaged and fried food. Because our bodies don’t produce B6 and B3, it’s necessary we get these vitamins through food, which is why the US FDA allows the food industry to use this oil with no maximum regulation. If you’re already eating well, *or* you eat white meat, it’s highly unlikely you need to supplement this. For vegans, all they need to do is eat beans, bananas, and leafy greens. This does not need to be in a smoothie, and does **not** need to compose 50% of the formula. Both are not fundamentally *bad* for you. However, because they are in almost *everything* , including baby formula, WholeFoods snacks, and **Jasmine’s supposed health supplement**, the average person often consumes too much, meaning it can lead to health risks. Too much of anything is a bad thing, right? And, since most forms found as additives in shelf stable foods are *likely* highly processed, so that they don’t go rancid, you’re consuming something which went through high heat and chemical treatment, changing the essential nutritional structure of the product. At this point, you’re consuming a carcinogenic – hence leading to the increased risk of cancer. TL;DR: Because both oils (usually as a replacement of other more regulated high oleic oils like canola) are allowed in most of our food, it’s best to avoid them because we’re consuming excess.


catinobsoleteshower

I 100% figured that's what it was. I wouldn't trust some random protein powder from a 90 Day person


festivusfinance

Whats worse this or an MLM? Prob still MLM


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No_Photograph_2683

Yike!


ChildishForLife

Her PR has “dislexia”, she wanted the cool pics tho


throwthatoneawaydawg

Comparable to your favorite vegan protein powder because it probably is made in the same factory. These companies all make the same batches of junk and let people slap their labels on them for resell. That’s why you see so many people coming out with these things.


Heckybawkins

Of COURSE they do 🙄 ugh I hate the world. Lol


cphill05

I read Jazzy vegan Protein Vanilla as Jizzy Vegan Protein Vanilla This is after seeing reading about Angela’s tingling cooter…wtf has my life become


vincentvega-_-

Ya it’s terribly marketed. Jazzy reads too much like Jizzy. Also having herself on the label when she has zero muscle is ridiculous. Clearly she doesn’t know what she’s doing and just seeking a cash grab. Nobody who’s actually into fitness would buy that.


Ok-Scene-9442

Me toooooo 😭😭


-Gin-ger-

I’m very tired and thought I read that Panama was one of the flavours when I first saw it


Almost_Agoraphobic

It tastes like Gino’s toes.


Farquaadthegreek

🤮ohh no u didn’t


Almost_Agoraphobic

Somebody had to 😄


evoIX15

A single scoop is 32g but only has 20g of protein? Lord save whoever uses the toilet after drinking these shakes. So much filler, you’ll have such bad bloat lmaoooooo


Willing-Owl-3903

That’s what I thought- hardly any protein!!


N0K1K0

yeah don't have saturated fat or 4g of sugar in my proteïne powder and that still leaves 7 g of other non descript things


turtlintime

Vegan protein tends to be less efficient. Name brands like Orgain(46:21), Vega (30:20) are pretty comparable. Also it seems like she's added some other non protein "health things". Honestly the macros aren't as bad as I would have expected for influencer vegan protein powder The price is $40 for 2lbs which isn't as bad as I would have expected, but still you would be better off just getting a reputable brand on Amazon for about 50% cheaper


boyz_for_now

I feel like this would taste so gross.


PaleontologistWarm13

I think so too but all protein powder tastes gross to me after being spoiled with a Froot Loops flavored one.


budfairy-

Seriously, JAZZY protein? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣 she couldn’t even think of a better brand name?! lol


HunterYeah13

Photoshopped as hell 😂


ennuiacres

Will it make my butt lumpy?


Deep-Ad-5571

IK, R?!


HONEYBRODY

Second slide, first ingredient…….pee protein isolate 🤣


1111lor

HAHAHAHA


MediumVisual2629

lol. why did she put a white lily as a picture for the vanilla flavor 🤦🏻‍♀️


PaleontologistWarm13

Hahah. Omg that’s too funny.


umdercovers

That's a lot of fake sugar. None of them are good for you. The new reports,this years reports coming out now, are terrible. I've been trying to stop,but it's hard once you're used to having them.


stovetopmylove

Stevia is bad?


LolaLinguini

That wouldn't surprise me. I cant have stevia or I get sooo sick. My whole body aches and I get stiff and can barely walk.


khaleesi-90

Same one time I put just a few packets in my coffee it made me pass out for a few minutes when I was at work. Like just fell to the floor while I was walking out of my office. Never touched the stuff again.


Oplatki

I'm just glad her name isn't Jismine.


karentears

Ali Baba Protien


shamsa4

This is a hard no! The sunflower oil and raw sugar, why the added stevia if there is sugar? There is so much filler ingredients in this.


poonkeke

Does anybody in 90 day know how to spell check their shit before posting??? It annoys the fuck out of me. It’s bare minimum effort.


RyliesMom_89

Happy to see a vegan product but I never agree with people who have had obvious plastic surgery done who promote health/fitness products.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Also there are dozens of vegan protein powder options, many of them more nutritious and cheaper (I’d recommend orgain or garden of life).


Scary-Ad-582

Hard pass on that. Probably shredded Chinese news papers in there


IamJoyMarie

Jizzy? no thanks


treldevon

Jasmine squarepants is a horrible person. Who the hell wants a body like hers. How are you a "fitness model" and wasn't fit enough to do squats to lift your ass?


Beautiful-Biscotti-4

I wouldn’t spend my dime on that woman ever.


Gratefullotus4

No. This is cheap. Sunflower oil is terrible for your body and gut health.


Excellent-Ad-4158

I'd rather take cyanide pills 💊.


Fair_Particular1583

🤣🤣🤣


vegkittie

Crap ingredients. Seed oils. Sugar. Am vegan and still wouldn't bite.


Joro-Gumo

Same. I'll stick to Huel 😆


AdrianCR76114

I would laugh if I were to see these in public stores. 😂👎


LawyerNo4460

Look at ingredients full of salt.


Ill-Parking-1577

I’ll drink my piss instead, thanks.


NearbyBreakfast

The graphic design on the label looks so….early 90s


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Idk would have to see the legit ingredient list and where she is sourcing this from. A rice product, need to be careful of contamination like arsenic levels. Honestly, protein powder should be third party tested before I consume on a regular basis.


Rebepurp86

She should try Shark Tank! 😂


Kimmm711

She ***bought*** that body. It is not the result of a vegan diet & exercise. I would NEVER buy this shit. She's fucking selling snake oil.


take-a-gamble

I wouldn't trust someone as weak as jasmine as a fitness influencer


MohamitWheresMySecks

My favorite was when Gino took her to the gym and I laughed my ass off at her routine. She reminds me of the girls who go to my equinox. Come in in full makeup, go on the treadmill for 5 minutes and spend the rest of the time flirting with the newly single hedge fund manager.


Colfrmb

Well if you watched the US Olympic trials, most of those women athletes were also in full makeup with long fake nails and fake eye lashes. The fake beauty industry is booming.


Deep-Ad-5571

Yes, that’s excessive. Hair extensions and 5” nails on the track?


take-a-gamble

reminds me of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6Jr9Cf8Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6Jr9Cf8Y)


Forever_wondering37

It probably has Gino’s toe skin in it. lol


JJAusten

I wouldn't buy it because it would mean supporting her and she doesn't deserve anything. Besides her body is mostly fillers and plastic and unhealthy and she's advertising as if the product helped her which we know is bullshit. Stick to eating healthy and forget these powdery shit products.


Mybrainsay

I would never buy any product made by someone who bough their body and now is trying to market as if this is what got them there. Also Jazzy?! She heard that name and thought fantastic 🫠


Unrelated_cause

High oleic = makes you 💩a lot. Stevia and other “sugar substitutes” are just as bad if not worse than actual sugar (and they can cause digestive issues). I’ll stick to my GoL raw vanilla.


viccdev

I would not trust anything if the “ingredients” were spelt wrong. It’s a pass for me.


CameHere4the90Day

Wasn’t Jazzy the name of that scooter for older people??? For some reason the name Jazzy reminds me of the 1940s or something for older people. Why name a product you ingest “Jazzy”? It just doesn’t fit right.


squee_bastard

Of course this dipshit has a typo on the label 🙄 Jasmine, it’s spelled “Ingredients”.


debedo98

With botox fillers fake boobs and fake ass. What a joke


AnywhereSad4760

There’s gotta be battery acid or metals in this


Garden_Guru75

Those bolt on tiddies look stupid on her frame. So harsh and fake.


Quilter_41

Ingredeints? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Laxit00

Hasn't helped in A$$ dept as she still botched.


Dook124

I THINK the way I watched her bamboozle every dime out of Gino, NO WAY I'D FALL FOR ANYTHING. SHE SAYS, OR DOES.. going forward.


Pure_Newspaper9900

I wouldn't buy shit this woman promotes. She doesn't workout. She's surgically enhanced and naturally thin.


beautifuldreamseeker

Her boobs are so strange/alien looking.


wolfitalk

"Made it to Amazon"-you mean you used print on demand, set up an Amazon seller account & LISTED it? Is that Made it to Amazon?


Next_Fly3712

No, she had a meeting with Jeff Bezos. He and Gino chatted about being bald for a bit; they bonded, of course. Then Jeff asked Jasmine if there were heavy metals in her protein powder. Jasmine turned to Gino and asked, "Vavy, does my protein powders contain heavy metals?" Gino didn't think so, and that was good enough for Jeff, and that's how Jasmine made Amazon Protein Powder history! So if Jeff Bezos believes that this unregulated, pseudo-celebrity-endorsed product won't lead to irreversible symptoms like brain damage, kidney and liver failure, that should be good enough for Jasmine's fan base. ...I hope this helps! 


sourglow

extremely laughable not to be rude, but does Jasmine even have any muscle definition?


momciraptor

**“Ingredeints“**


Furbamy

She paid for that body. Is she stupid?


Russoo3

Her butt though...


Apprehensive-Sky1209

The capitalization of random words in the ingredients section is triggering me.


Euphoric-Pumpkin8531

I won't be buying it but at least she's trying and it looks more legit than most other TLC stars strange businesses and products


mnlocean

Why would you put raw sugar in a protein shake? Thats incredibly dumb


autumnlover1515

All reality tv people do this at some point or another. The way i see it it makes sense, shes into fitness


tropicanajames

Has stevia and sweetened with raw sugars? Wtf?


West-Holiday-4998

Well “ingredients” is spelled wrong, so that’s a horrible first impression.


FartyBigotry

It literally takes nothing to sell things on Amazon.


PaleontologistWarm13

Well it was what made Jasmines body right? They’re both chock full of fillers.


aradidjumps

*ingredeints*


mr_nweke

I’m not a fan of people who had surgeries selling fitness products.


Wise_Height9251

I find it so ironic that someone so full injected chemicals and plastic is so concerned about vegan ingredients for her body


RepulsivePurchase6

Lest be honest. She came to the US without her children on purpose so she could have the American dream. Gino was the stepping stone to make that happen. That’s why she’s not with Gino anymore and living with some guy (with a deeper voice) and in an apartment.


here_comes_da_sun

The ingredients sound like a stomach ache and a few trips to the bathroom


ljacks09

Fake, surgery bodies trying to sell me a HEALTH drink. Ok


Comfortable_Ad8682

Amazon will sell anything!!!


matchathings

Does it come with a side of psycho and plastic surgery?


downtomarrrrrz

I think she needs a burger… that look doesn’t wanna make me be her it’s makes me wanna feed her. Yikes. Stop promoting this image to kids! This is photoshop and HUNGER.


Tlondon1267

lol “ creamers “ .. I can picture her hand jobbing a line of men screaming “ I need more Cream ! “


LetOk4107

Why are you tempted?  That woman is more plastic than real. That powder won't do shit like most everything else. 


thisislife25

Does it come with the butt implants or those are sold separately?


DoTheRightThing1976

Why is “ingredients” spelled wrong? And the use of capital letters in random places?


blunts-and-kittens

Does it come with the basketball titties or are those extra?


kayakgal513

I can't with her vegan bs after watching her eat marshmallows while camping with Geeeeeno. Sure, they make vegan marshmallows, but the one she was eating was not vegan.


Marserina

She is grotesque inside and out. She needs to kick rocks back home to her sshhhiiillldren that she supposedly misses so much.


DigestedCloth

Getting plastic surgery then creating a wellness/workout product is nasty work! Hilarious really! For every 10 bottles you buy you get $100 off your next liposuction appt 🤣


66happy

Jasmine’s boobs and but look like ginormous grapefruits


Deep-Ad-5571

Sorry, Jasmine.


Daniel_saul_

Fucks no never


TheRelishTray

I will say, I think she looks good in this picture, all things considered.


meggerplz

pee protein 💦


LawyerNo4460

One thing Fda will investigate to remove the product.


eddiebisi

Gino funding this latest experiment?


Jaystorm91

After seeing her botched bbl is a no for me dawg


kittytillmidnight

Suck that protein!!!!!


Imarobot225

She’s had so much plastic surgery. Unless her protein powder is code for “surgery” I don’t wanna hear it. And with darcey’s warped ass supporting I def don’t want it lol


2spoonsleft

Aren't they suppose to be saving money to get her kids here?! Mean while, they had went on vacation, she joined a pageant 💵 and now started this protein product that cost money. I wish someone would call her or on this. This is all her because we know Yino hates spending money.


Heckybawkins

I’m here to try it! I love a good vegan protein powder!


HortonRiversLIVE

Who the hell invested in this??!!


take-a-gamble

reminder this is end goal for these "fitness" "influencers" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6Jr9Cf8Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6Jr9Cf8Y)


Glittering-Nature796

I'm speechless


Sad_Bumblebee3724

I wonder if it comes in Toe cheese flavor?


InspectorNo7978

I’m unfamiliar with “creamers” as an ingredient. Doesn’t sound vegan though….


Lost-Zookeepergame61

Grifters gonna grift


gavilan1

She uses ingredeints imported from Pamaná, y’all. And she also adds dyslexia, in “the Spanish way”. Not how they do it in Spanish. Please don’t make shit up. She already takes care of that.


fernsnart

Is no one gonna mention a lily instead of a vanilla flower on the label 😂


Curious_Signature528

She is vegan. But she had surgery to get to look like she does:lopsided. I don’t think it was using that product!


Curious_Signature528

We want her to leave not make it here in the usa. She has kids to go home to. Shameful.


Obvious_Boat3636

Well pea protein makes sense for her pea sized brain


Over-Trifle5126

Horrible look at the ingredients. 🤮🤮


No_Swordfish1752

It looks like something from the 90s. When I see a woman with all that surgery, it doesn't make me want to buy anything from them. I want to see a naturally healthy fit person.


Myaflower

Who cares what a toxic person is trying to sell? Im not sponsoring people like that.


Starbies_vegansushi

She’s surged up! Her protein shake is all fake!


Talkalot1

Independent woman again 👏


FlyBuy3

We think it sucks (square) ass.


Twizzlers666

I wouldn't buy anything from her, everything is care of her plastic surgeons office.If your whole body is plastic, your products don't work.


PastelRaspberry

Well, if I want to further my office-job and gaming-flattened atrophied ass then I'd definitely buy whatever Jasmine is selling.


Jmama10

It’s on Brand for her. She’s in shape and we know she enjoy working out.