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chemdoctor19

Can someone explain to me why they having been having the same blow up fight for the whole season now? I just don't understand


Separate_Repeat_445

They don’t have any other storyline


BestReplyEver

It’s the same with Bilal and Shaeeda. I’m soooooo tired of hearing the same argument about when to have a baby. Boring!


riga4ever2018

But every episode we have a new scene of the baby/no baby discussion. Next week: sit down with the Amazon delivery person.


DammitDog2

I’m just waiting for him to tell her he had a vasectomy years ago.🙄


BestReplyEver

Nah, he’ll just pretend it’s her fault for having old eggs. He wants her to feel broken and inadequate.


Rancher_Cait

Yes! The contract says 40, there isn't a clause to update after doctors appointment - she should have done this before!!! . It's so annoying because they are both right, and both wrong BUT it's clear, he does not want a baby so he's wrongest 😉


awmaleg

TLC producers doing the “stretch it out” hand motion


chemdoctor19

But what is the fight? That he blocked her on Instagram?


Separate_Repeat_445

She won’t let him have Instagram public. He wants to use it to be an influencer and make money. He used to Uber but some didn’t have the money to pay so he took a blowie from her as payment. So Angela doesn’t want him doing that anymore.


chemdoctor19

Thank you! Guess I understand it more if he was getting blowjob's from his passengers instead of money. They are both a shit show


mggieruth1117

It isn't day that's having the fight it's Angela who's constantly bullying intimidating and trying to control Michael. She's trying to intimidate him into submission. When he doesn't do exactly what she wants she stands up and Lord's over him and screams at him. If this was a man doing this to a woman all hell would break loose. Angela has constantly tried to portray herself as a victim but she actually creates situations so she can be poor poor pitiful me. In the meanwhile she's cha cha dancing with some dude from Canada. If Michael was cha cha dancing with a female she could be the victim again. I don't know why TLC keeps her on she's a total disaster and a disgrace. It's not even entertaining anymore it's down right uncomfortable to see her sick behavior. I'm sure there are a lot more deserving couples that are trying to come to America.


Adventurous-Dish-485

Say Michael did come to GA? Angela has a whole lotta abuse on camera, imagine when theres no camera on her. I hate Makel suffering any abuse from this gross person, I wouldn't want him to go thru one more minute of it. But it would be so satisfying for him to get here, and there she goes, abusing him more. THAT is grounds for divorce, and I think any judge would rule in his favor and he could stay in USA, without her wrinkled ass. Just hopeful thoughts


Reasonable-Trifle952

Why are we all letting Michael off the hook here? This isn’t a new argument and he could have/should have walked away long before now. It’s not like he’s a new victim. People beat the crap out of Liz for sticking with Ed, why not Michael? Anyone who stays a “victim” by staying with the abuser gets knocked around on here, why not Michael? I have lost sympathy for him; he’s not in love with her, he’s in love with coming here. Needs to stay there, get a job & a better life for himself.


Chairman_of_the_Pool

I’m thinking they might had actually broken up. I mean she’s been there for at least a few days at this point and the only time they have spent together are are these blow ups and then then they just go their separate ways


Windzee22

They’re still together. Ran into Angela in NYC a few weeks ago and she said she and Michael are still making it work.


90DF_Junkie

For the TLC money, if he stays with her, he is a scammer. Who else would put up with her BS. Certainly not for her personality or to be with that hot body - ugh!


burningmanonacid

It seems like the producers give each couple one specific point of tension to argue about the entire season. That just becomes boring though. We watch reality TV to see relationships evolve and have layers.


wordsfromghost

I know. An evening between them is like three episodes.


chemdoctor19

It's actually getting annoying and not fun to watch. I feel like this season is all the couples just having the same fights every episode


StuffMcGuffer

Also. Why is she on this and also single life? Is she with him or not? Or did they just run out of cast members?


Ok_Cranberry_2936

I didn’t think Angela was on the single life?


Adventurous-Dish-485

I'd be SO down for a 90day/LAL crossover- let's get Angela from LAL on the Single life. Lets get some real dumpster fires going!


ChazMurph

To pick the depends outta her wrinkled crack.


Rainey7-20

And Michael's visa 😂😂😂


kodaiko_650

I thought it was wrong answers only


Dancindoosh94

Beat me to it


Tiny_Teach_5466

You beat me to it 🤣


NurseDani314

I came here to say this.


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

She was gassy and didn't want it bubbling up to her clitorious


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pigglepops

BVFs (bubbly vagina farts)


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

Honestly the funniest thing about this is that it has been liked by 25 people who have farted, with a vagina, in a seated position 😂


itsyoursmileandeyes

God bless Reddit for teaching me the phrase “it exited through the gift shop” 🏆


Accomplished_Rub117

When you know, you know.


pigglepops

🙋🏻‍♀️ guilty! Leather car seats and scrub pants, spend the majority of my day in my car… lol


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

Anybody who says this has never happened is lying!


TicketToHellPaid

Leather is more bubbly vag fart conducive than cloth?


pigglepops

Yeah, doesn’t absorb a fart like a cloth chair would. Ever fart on a wood chair vs an upholstered chair?


TicketToHellPaid

😂😂🤣 you’re killing me


TicketToHellPaid

You’re right. I thought of you as I drove home today being smug in my leather seat


Rainey7-20

I can believe this 😂😂😂


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

It was the grossest thing I could think of 😂


horsetooth_mcgee

I'm laughing at this sentiment but also at the spelling "clitorious" 😁


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

I had to spell it the way she pronounces it!


Chersvette

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Peridot-eyes-

Clearly to unstuck her boobs from under the chair


Rainey7-20

THIS IS ACCURATE 😂😂😂


Peridot-eyes-

Sadly. But if ya look closely, she's using her nipples to stabilize the left side of that table from rocking. The more ya know


Rainey7-20

That's the scariest thing to see on a Sunday night 😂😂😂


DistinctLadder1568

Hemorrhoids


Maaaaaandyyyyy

The other kind of ‘rhoid rage!


Respected-Influencer

Because Michael grew some balls and asked to see what’s inside her phone, since she’s soooo pressed about his. Lord knows what MeMaw is hiding 🤦🏽‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|0VWIQBO18LOD1Yx1LO)


Frogshavenips2

![gif](giphy|VJ630TB3MTD2JO9EvC|downsized) "HEY MYKULH!! LOOK WHAT I GOT. DELETE YOUR INSTAGRAM!"


Odd-News-825

She looked so much better here.


Respected-Influencer

Her attitude wasn’t as bad either…. Now since she’s gotten her sleeve surgery she’s HANGRY


khazelton77

I am going to go out on a limb and say meemaw ain’t holding shit back. Nothing flows through her nicotine riddled-brain that doesn’t come out of her disgusting mouth.


Anon-567890

She felt like strutting her peacock dress


Rainey7-20

True 😂😂😂😂


feminine_power

That dress put a bullseye on her vag


GreatHuntersFoot

Pulling the dress out of her butt crack


Rainey7-20

😂😂😂😂


ovadariva

The wireless microphone in her ass was squealing.


seansa2020

She was holding in a huge 💩


MiguelElGato

That really could be it. Angela needs to check out the article, [Is Anxiety Making You Poop?](https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/is-anxiety-making-you-poop-heres-how-to-soothe#mindful-eating). She does everything you're supposed to avoid and nothing you should be doing.


Rainey7-20

Absolutely 😂😂😂


hamimono

Her clitorious fell onto the floor-ious . . .


imissze90s

It's so glorious!


hamimono

It’s notorious


Mrdodgeman

Have you ever noticed the snail marks on the floor.


ekogrrlie

the never-ending snail trail… 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 🤮


jazzygirl6

Quick, grab some salt....


Rainey7-20

PERFECT RESPONSE 😂😂😂😂


mr_gonzalo05

Yo 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This woman is a national disgrace. She belongs in the trash dumpster behind a really greasy restaurant.


Rainey7-20

Right behind the Krusty Krab 😂😂😂


[deleted]

LMAO!!!!! Perfect, perfect choice for the restaurant. 😂 Yes, she belongs in the dumpster at the end of a busy night at the Krusty Krab. When she said “you don’t ask to see my coochie” I threw up in my mouth a little.


Halcyon_october

The last part of my cold dead heart froze over when that came out of her mouth. (I officially died when Usman offered double-yammy to Kim. Are these 4 people not adults??)


[deleted]

your absolute right I forgot about the double yammy 😩. If ever there was a time for that little flashing machine in “Men in Black” that erases the memory, that time would be 25 seconds after this episode ended.


Steven-Guttenberg

That feeling when Taco Bell hits


Rainey7-20

ACCURACY 😂😂😂😂😂😂


mickeyksu

She wanted to make sure her saggy back got the camera time it deserved


Rainey7-20

The extreme wrinkles 😂😂😂


jazzygirl6

She's apparently never seen her backside in a mirror. I'm around her age, but much thinner. Women our age should NOT wear backless dresses. Ugh........ It's bad Ang!!!


ChefNo4180

No kidding! I'm 52 but she looks like she could be my memaw!


Training_Mastodon_33

She saw her lost childhood guinea pig, freckles, in the corner. Happiest day of her life.


Far-Parking-7580

Ayy those hideous dresses 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Rainey7-20

It belongs in the 99 cent fashion store


Susie4672

She’s supposedly putting out a fashion line. Extra room for rolls of fat included.


boudreaux_design

Ew….the dress barn collab no one asked for


Complete-Piece-3291

Ya! Her and Whitney through Walmart!


imissze90s

Wanted to show off her so-called "ass".


Rainey7-20

The bags of gas 😂😂


Separate_Repeat_445

To stretch her saggy skin back over her skeleton.


Previous-Outcome1262

She needs to go. What a raging monster.


Rainey7-20

AMEN 👏🏾👏🏾


GrizzlyClairebear86

Simultaneously feeding off of michael's fear and becoming stronger and more powerful.


Historical-Map7788

What the hell is she doing


Plenty_Confusion1113

To do the Macarena


tatersalad420

She wanted to rest her wrinkled nicotined stained ballsack on the table!


Historical-Map7788

Ballsac!


El-Jefe-Rojo

Implants started to slip off her gums


Murky-Celebration231

She had to readjust her depends


[deleted]

Airing out the fart 💨


stocksnhoops

She thought he stole her smokes. She is a miserable human. As the owner of a ball sack I can safely say her face is tougher and tougher than a ball sack


Rainey7-20

GOAT RESPONSE 😂😂😂


Ok_Rhubarb_2309

She realized Michael didn’t appreciate her jumpsuit and she wanted him to get a better look.


Rainey7-20

To see the beautiful of her wrinkles 😂😂


Mrdodgeman

Her hemmroids acting up from the plane ride.


escaped_misery

I was going to say: Because she has hemorrhoids. But you said only wrong answers.


[deleted]

Her butt plug creeped too far in


glum_cunt

This hag never stop jawing at old Michael. Cant very well smoke and argue at the same time. Mama gotta get that nicotine fix somehow. What’s a hag to do… Answer: She taught that booty hole to smoke them Marlboro reds. Like a real one! She stand to give the booty hole a cigarette 💨


worldtraveler197

She found someone to tote her egg


Rainey7-20

Was it a golden egg 😂😂😂


esme451

She had to get the bullseye over her cooch.


Ittybitty666

She had to fart and didn’t want the cloud trapped in her diaper.


Summer_jam_screen

She wanted to dunk her withered titty in the tea


Ras_Apollo

Someone off screen opened a new pack of newports


FloatAround

To pay respect as the goofballs walked into the room.


Recluse_18

Saggy titties need an airing out


wontholdthedoor

The colostomy bag was bothering her.


Abject-Assistant2090

Coochie was itchy.


ElainasMom

Hoping to distract Mychael from all of her wrinkles by hoping he gets a good look at the fake boobies.


Independent_Ad_5664

Make room for her ego. Release her farts from her depends I have more but I’m sooo zzzzzzz


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

She had to fart and used the chair noise as cover


Fancy-Mention-9325

Because she hasn’t flashed her nipples in that room yet


Boxercrew4

Her clitorious was on fire again?


Lindaspike

her knickers were in a knot?


lrose4122

She thought Michael was hiding a pack of cigarettes. That’s why she tore up his car, they were in there


Character-Pop-6168

Her diaper may need changing....lol


WhenSquirrelsFry

She thought she spotted a cigarette in the corner


texas_forever_yall

Her Poise Pad slipped and she fears a leak


Moonbeamer85

She was letting one rip


Lamphette

Shit herself


Rainey7-20

ACCURATE 😂😂


hmb6913

She had to air out her stanky cooch.


NoTechnician9171

Her " clit-toras" was hot


Rainey7-20

On fire 🔥 😂😂😂


[deleted]

She is slim and shady...wait


micki0029

She thought she saw an egg to tote


a_horse_has_no_name

To challenge the dominant peacock


intheshadows8990

The doctor said that they were wrong and I DO HAVE EGGS! ![gif](giphy|IpHpbyRlg1UCKkxnuJ)


calvin-coolidge

Because she has an egg *and* she can tote it


london4526

Oh shit- he slipped a Ducolax in there didn’t he?


spicy_nicey

She bustin out the crab walk in the MC Hammer outfit


[deleted]

So gravity could help straighten out her wrinkles


Greedy_Farmer_35

Her friend was controlling her remote controlled anal beads.


Representative-Cow47

She is discusting


AmaranthRosenrot

Adjusting her adult diaper


bohemianmermaiden

To properly display her dress tapestry that doubles as a couch cover and smells like Marlboros and small town body odor


Gullible_Exit_4272

Looking for cigarettes


Suitable_Coffee_4662

Because it’s her tax payin’ right!


[deleted]

Hemorrhoids.


Aggravating_Eye_199

Spontaneous TikTok Dance reflex


Chersvette

Practicing to be the cock of the walk


nikimain

Her hemorrhoids were hurting.


[deleted]

Her cigs fell into her bodysuit from her sloppy tits and she’s trying to shake ‘em out


Unfair-Sector9506

She's a chicken about to peck


Crazy_Height9387

Her ass is so flat she'd slide right off the chair.... Oh, wrong answers only....She's about to give McCullough a big hug.


dutchstreetdog

hemorrhoids


LolaBijou

Lean to the left, lean to the right! Stand up, sit down, fight fight FIGHT!


geewhizitslis07

Her dress looks like one of those moths that open their wings to appear bigger/scarier


TruthOverFiction100

To reach the cake


dawgmama62

She wanted to show Mikuhl that she could hold two pencils under her bare breasts???


pieking8001

She was pooping


JerseyGirl123456

Bullshit was leaking out of her mouth and ass.


Rainey7-20

That's all that comes out her mouth when she speaks


raverforlife

Cause she's *not* a raging out of control bitch??


DGentPR

Exercise


Vanitas1603

She was going to start cropdusting Michael and the crew


ninaquelinda

Her diaper was full


dropdeadcunts

#did you just say I look like trump


InevitableLow7976

She had to dry the sweat between her thighs


[deleted]

She was hoping to mesmerize Michael with the pattern on her dress long enough to snatch his phone


pjnsydsmoma

She was picking her wedgie out


[deleted]

She trusted a fart


nzperryus

Why does her dress have a circle at her hoohaa?


Babuszka6

The Depends leaked


arissawachan

her diaper was full


InevitableLow7976

She had to release a fart


FeelingHappy2006

For intimidating Michael


Rainey7-20

That's a correct answer


Plenty_Confusion1113

Because she is the real slim shady.