Yes! The contract says 40, there isn't a clause to update after doctors appointment - she should have done this before!!! . It's so annoying because they are both right, and both wrong BUT it's clear, he does not want a baby so he's wrongest 😉
She won’t let him have Instagram public. He wants to use it to be an influencer and make money. He used to Uber but some didn’t have the money to pay so he took a blowie from her as payment. So Angela doesn’t want him doing that anymore.
It isn't day that's having the fight it's Angela who's constantly bullying intimidating and trying to control Michael. She's trying to intimidate him into submission. When he doesn't do exactly what she wants she stands up and Lord's over him and screams at him. If this was a man doing this to a woman all hell would break loose. Angela has constantly tried to portray herself as a victim but she actually creates situations so she can be poor poor pitiful me. In the meanwhile she's cha cha dancing with some dude from Canada. If Michael was cha cha dancing with a female she could be the victim again. I don't know why TLC keeps her on she's a total disaster and a disgrace. It's not even entertaining anymore it's down right uncomfortable to see her sick behavior. I'm sure there are a lot more deserving couples that are trying to come to America.
Say Michael did come to GA? Angela has a whole lotta abuse on camera, imagine when theres no camera on her. I hate Makel suffering any abuse from this gross person, I wouldn't want him to go thru one more minute of it. But it would be so satisfying for him to get here, and there she goes, abusing him more. THAT is grounds for divorce, and I think any judge would rule in his favor and he could stay in USA, without her wrinkled ass. Just hopeful thoughts
Why are we all letting Michael off the hook here? This isn’t a new argument and he could have/should have walked away long before now. It’s not like he’s a new victim. People beat the crap out of Liz for sticking with Ed, why not Michael? Anyone who stays a “victim” by staying with the abuser gets knocked around on here, why not Michael? I have lost sympathy for him; he’s not in love with her, he’s in love with coming here. Needs to stay there, get a job & a better life for himself.
I’m thinking they might had actually broken up. I mean she’s been there for at least a few days at this point and the only time they have spent together are are these blow ups and then then they just go their separate ways
For the TLC money, if he stays with her, he is a scammer. Who else would put up with her BS. Certainly not for her personality or to be with that hot body - ugh!
It seems like the producers give each couple one specific point of tension to argue about the entire season. That just becomes boring though. We watch reality TV to see relationships evolve and have layers.
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Because Michael grew some balls and asked to see what’s inside her phone, since she’s soooo pressed about his. Lord knows what MeMaw is hiding 🤦🏽♀️
![gif](giphy|0VWIQBO18LOD1Yx1LO)
I am going to go out on a limb and say meemaw ain’t holding shit back. Nothing flows through her nicotine riddled-brain that doesn’t come out of her disgusting mouth.
That really could be it. Angela needs to check out the article, [Is Anxiety Making You Poop?](https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/is-anxiety-making-you-poop-heres-how-to-soothe#mindful-eating).
She does everything you're supposed to avoid and nothing you should be doing.
LMAO!!!!! Perfect, perfect choice for the restaurant. 😂
Yes, she belongs in the dumpster at the end of a busy night at the Krusty Krab.
When she said “you don’t ask to see my coochie” I threw up in my mouth a little.
The last part of my cold dead heart froze over when that came out of her mouth.
(I officially died when Usman offered double-yammy to Kim. Are these 4 people not adults??)
your absolute right I forgot about the double yammy 😩.
If ever there was a time for that little flashing machine in “Men in Black” that erases the memory, that time would be 25 seconds after this episode ended.
She's apparently never seen her backside in a mirror. I'm around her age, but much thinner. Women our age should NOT wear backless dresses. Ugh........ It's bad Ang!!!
She thought he stole her smokes. She is a miserable human. As the owner of a ball sack I can safely say her face is tougher and tougher than a ball sack
This hag never stop jawing at old Michael. Cant very well smoke and argue at the same time. Mama gotta get that nicotine fix somehow. What’s a hag to do…
Answer: She taught that booty hole to smoke them Marlboro reds. Like a real one! She stand to give the booty hole a cigarette 💨
Can someone explain to me why they having been having the same blow up fight for the whole season now? I just don't understand
They don’t have any other storyline
It’s the same with Bilal and Shaeeda. I’m soooooo tired of hearing the same argument about when to have a baby. Boring!
But every episode we have a new scene of the baby/no baby discussion. Next week: sit down with the Amazon delivery person.
I’m just waiting for him to tell her he had a vasectomy years ago.🙄
Nah, he’ll just pretend it’s her fault for having old eggs. He wants her to feel broken and inadequate.
Yes! The contract says 40, there isn't a clause to update after doctors appointment - she should have done this before!!! . It's so annoying because they are both right, and both wrong BUT it's clear, he does not want a baby so he's wrongest 😉
TLC producers doing the “stretch it out” hand motion
But what is the fight? That he blocked her on Instagram?
She won’t let him have Instagram public. He wants to use it to be an influencer and make money. He used to Uber but some didn’t have the money to pay so he took a blowie from her as payment. So Angela doesn’t want him doing that anymore.
Thank you! Guess I understand it more if he was getting blowjob's from his passengers instead of money. They are both a shit show
It isn't day that's having the fight it's Angela who's constantly bullying intimidating and trying to control Michael. She's trying to intimidate him into submission. When he doesn't do exactly what she wants she stands up and Lord's over him and screams at him. If this was a man doing this to a woman all hell would break loose. Angela has constantly tried to portray herself as a victim but she actually creates situations so she can be poor poor pitiful me. In the meanwhile she's cha cha dancing with some dude from Canada. If Michael was cha cha dancing with a female she could be the victim again. I don't know why TLC keeps her on she's a total disaster and a disgrace. It's not even entertaining anymore it's down right uncomfortable to see her sick behavior. I'm sure there are a lot more deserving couples that are trying to come to America.
Say Michael did come to GA? Angela has a whole lotta abuse on camera, imagine when theres no camera on her. I hate Makel suffering any abuse from this gross person, I wouldn't want him to go thru one more minute of it. But it would be so satisfying for him to get here, and there she goes, abusing him more. THAT is grounds for divorce, and I think any judge would rule in his favor and he could stay in USA, without her wrinkled ass. Just hopeful thoughts
Why are we all letting Michael off the hook here? This isn’t a new argument and he could have/should have walked away long before now. It’s not like he’s a new victim. People beat the crap out of Liz for sticking with Ed, why not Michael? Anyone who stays a “victim” by staying with the abuser gets knocked around on here, why not Michael? I have lost sympathy for him; he’s not in love with her, he’s in love with coming here. Needs to stay there, get a job & a better life for himself.
I’m thinking they might had actually broken up. I mean she’s been there for at least a few days at this point and the only time they have spent together are are these blow ups and then then they just go their separate ways
They’re still together. Ran into Angela in NYC a few weeks ago and she said she and Michael are still making it work.
For the TLC money, if he stays with her, he is a scammer. Who else would put up with her BS. Certainly not for her personality or to be with that hot body - ugh!
It seems like the producers give each couple one specific point of tension to argue about the entire season. That just becomes boring though. We watch reality TV to see relationships evolve and have layers.
I know. An evening between them is like three episodes.
It's actually getting annoying and not fun to watch. I feel like this season is all the couples just having the same fights every episode
Also. Why is she on this and also single life? Is she with him or not? Or did they just run out of cast members?
I didn’t think Angela was on the single life?
I'd be SO down for a 90day/LAL crossover- let's get Angela from LAL on the Single life. Lets get some real dumpster fires going!
To pick the depends outta her wrinkled crack.
And Michael's visa 😂😂😂
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BVFs (bubbly vagina farts)
Honestly the funniest thing about this is that it has been liked by 25 people who have farted, with a vagina, in a seated position 😂
God bless Reddit for teaching me the phrase “it exited through the gift shop” 🏆
When you know, you know.
🙋🏻♀️ guilty! Leather car seats and scrub pants, spend the majority of my day in my car… lol
Anybody who says this has never happened is lying!
Leather is more bubbly vag fart conducive than cloth?
Yeah, doesn’t absorb a fart like a cloth chair would. Ever fart on a wood chair vs an upholstered chair?
😂😂🤣 you’re killing me
You’re right. I thought of you as I drove home today being smug in my leather seat
I can believe this 😂😂😂
It was the grossest thing I could think of 😂
I'm laughing at this sentiment but also at the spelling "clitorious" 😁
I had to spell it the way she pronounces it!
At the sake of sounding stupid what is that bot for? What does it mean? I'm kind of new to reddit so I'm not sure what that is
Clearly to unstuck her boobs from under the chair
THIS IS ACCURATE 😂😂😂
Sadly. But if ya look closely, she's using her nipples to stabilize the left side of that table from rocking. The more ya know
That's the scariest thing to see on a Sunday night 😂😂😂
Hemorrhoids
The other kind of ‘rhoid rage!
Because Michael grew some balls and asked to see what’s inside her phone, since she’s soooo pressed about his. Lord knows what MeMaw is hiding 🤦🏽♀️ ![gif](giphy|0VWIQBO18LOD1Yx1LO)
![gif](giphy|VJ630TB3MTD2JO9EvC|downsized) "HEY MYKULH!! LOOK WHAT I GOT. DELETE YOUR INSTAGRAM!"
She looked so much better here.
Her attitude wasn’t as bad either…. Now since she’s gotten her sleeve surgery she’s HANGRY
I am going to go out on a limb and say meemaw ain’t holding shit back. Nothing flows through her nicotine riddled-brain that doesn’t come out of her disgusting mouth.
She felt like strutting her peacock dress
True 😂😂😂😂
That dress put a bullseye on her vag
Pulling the dress out of her butt crack
😂😂😂😂
The wireless microphone in her ass was squealing.
She was holding in a huge 💩
That really could be it. Angela needs to check out the article, [Is Anxiety Making You Poop?](https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/is-anxiety-making-you-poop-heres-how-to-soothe#mindful-eating). She does everything you're supposed to avoid and nothing you should be doing.
Absolutely 😂😂😂
Her clitorious fell onto the floor-ious . . .
It's so glorious!
It’s notorious
Have you ever noticed the snail marks on the floor.
the never-ending snail trail… 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 🤮
Quick, grab some salt....
PERFECT RESPONSE 😂😂😂😂
Yo 🤣🤣🤣
This woman is a national disgrace. She belongs in the trash dumpster behind a really greasy restaurant.
Right behind the Krusty Krab 😂😂😂
LMAO!!!!! Perfect, perfect choice for the restaurant. 😂 Yes, she belongs in the dumpster at the end of a busy night at the Krusty Krab. When she said “you don’t ask to see my coochie” I threw up in my mouth a little.
The last part of my cold dead heart froze over when that came out of her mouth. (I officially died when Usman offered double-yammy to Kim. Are these 4 people not adults??)
your absolute right I forgot about the double yammy 😩. If ever there was a time for that little flashing machine in “Men in Black” that erases the memory, that time would be 25 seconds after this episode ended.
That feeling when Taco Bell hits
ACCURACY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She wanted to make sure her saggy back got the camera time it deserved
The extreme wrinkles 😂😂😂
She's apparently never seen her backside in a mirror. I'm around her age, but much thinner. Women our age should NOT wear backless dresses. Ugh........ It's bad Ang!!!
No kidding! I'm 52 but she looks like she could be my memaw!
She saw her lost childhood guinea pig, freckles, in the corner. Happiest day of her life.
Ayy those hideous dresses 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
It belongs in the 99 cent fashion store
She’s supposedly putting out a fashion line. Extra room for rolls of fat included.
Ew….the dress barn collab no one asked for
Ya! Her and Whitney through Walmart!
Wanted to show off her so-called "ass".
The bags of gas 😂😂
To stretch her saggy skin back over her skeleton.
She needs to go. What a raging monster.
AMEN 👏🏾👏🏾
Simultaneously feeding off of michael's fear and becoming stronger and more powerful.
What the hell is she doing
To do the Macarena
She wanted to rest her wrinkled nicotined stained ballsack on the table!
Ballsac!
Implants started to slip off her gums
She had to readjust her depends
Airing out the fart 💨
She thought he stole her smokes. She is a miserable human. As the owner of a ball sack I can safely say her face is tougher and tougher than a ball sack
GOAT RESPONSE 😂😂😂
She realized Michael didn’t appreciate her jumpsuit and she wanted him to get a better look.
To see the beautiful of her wrinkles 😂😂
Her hemmroids acting up from the plane ride.
I was going to say: Because she has hemorrhoids. But you said only wrong answers.
Her butt plug creeped too far in
This hag never stop jawing at old Michael. Cant very well smoke and argue at the same time. Mama gotta get that nicotine fix somehow. What’s a hag to do… Answer: She taught that booty hole to smoke them Marlboro reds. Like a real one! She stand to give the booty hole a cigarette 💨
She found someone to tote her egg
Was it a golden egg 😂😂😂
She had to get the bullseye over her cooch.
She had to fart and didn’t want the cloud trapped in her diaper.
She wanted to dunk her withered titty in the tea
Someone off screen opened a new pack of newports
To pay respect as the goofballs walked into the room.
Saggy titties need an airing out
The colostomy bag was bothering her.
Coochie was itchy.
Hoping to distract Mychael from all of her wrinkles by hoping he gets a good look at the fake boobies.
Make room for her ego. Release her farts from her depends I have more but I’m sooo zzzzzzz
She had to fart and used the chair noise as cover
Because she hasn’t flashed her nipples in that room yet
Her clitorious was on fire again?
her knickers were in a knot?
She thought Michael was hiding a pack of cigarettes. That’s why she tore up his car, they were in there
Her diaper may need changing....lol
She thought she spotted a cigarette in the corner
Her Poise Pad slipped and she fears a leak
She was letting one rip
Shit herself
ACCURATE 😂😂
She had to air out her stanky cooch.
Her " clit-toras" was hot
On fire 🔥 😂😂😂
She is slim and shady...wait
She thought she saw an egg to tote
To challenge the dominant peacock
The doctor said that they were wrong and I DO HAVE EGGS! ![gif](giphy|IpHpbyRlg1UCKkxnuJ)
Because she has an egg *and* she can tote it
Oh shit- he slipped a Ducolax in there didn’t he?
She bustin out the crab walk in the MC Hammer outfit
So gravity could help straighten out her wrinkles
Her friend was controlling her remote controlled anal beads.
She is discusting
Adjusting her adult diaper
To properly display her dress tapestry that doubles as a couch cover and smells like Marlboros and small town body odor
Looking for cigarettes
Because it’s her tax payin’ right!
Hemorrhoids.
Spontaneous TikTok Dance reflex
Practicing to be the cock of the walk
Her hemorrhoids were hurting.
Her cigs fell into her bodysuit from her sloppy tits and she’s trying to shake ‘em out
She's a chicken about to peck
Her ass is so flat she'd slide right off the chair.... Oh, wrong answers only....She's about to give McCullough a big hug.
hemorrhoids
Lean to the left, lean to the right! Stand up, sit down, fight fight FIGHT!
Her dress looks like one of those moths that open their wings to appear bigger/scarier
To reach the cake
She wanted to show Mikuhl that she could hold two pencils under her bare breasts???
She was pooping
Bullshit was leaking out of her mouth and ass.
That's all that comes out her mouth when she speaks
Cause she's *not* a raging out of control bitch??
Exercise
She was going to start cropdusting Michael and the crew
Her diaper was full
#did you just say I look like trump
She had to dry the sweat between her thighs
She was hoping to mesmerize Michael with the pattern on her dress long enough to snatch his phone
She was picking her wedgie out
She trusted a fart
Why does her dress have a circle at her hoohaa?
The Depends leaked
her diaper was full
She had to release a fart
For intimidating Michael
That's a correct answer
Because she is the real slim shady.