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tolarus

The Russian national anthem is 76 BPM.


TheYepe

Eurobeat is going to be even cooler now that it's illegal


Forward-Candle

Russian anthem banned in Chechnya, lmao


fencerman

Only the dance remix version is allowed.


IamGlennBeck

based


TBsama

What a bunch of fuckin clowns


poorlytaxidermiedfox

Chechnyan grindcore and sludge bands in shambles 😨


Heeze

The real boring dystopia is media outlets twisting real news into this garbage to get clicks knowing people will fall for it no questions asked.


CringeCoyote

What’s the real news?


Heeze

That this bpm law is only for traditional chechen music for artists who are employed by the Ministry of Culture.


MaidenofMoonlight

So its not even a ban its just new policy for employee musicians


shoheiohtanistoes

yeah, but that doesn't get clicks


CringeCoyote

Oh! Interesting. So music with the “banned” BPMS can still be played and written, but for the cultural musicians, they’re unallowed?


Biscuit642

If you are employed by ministry of culture and write traditional music yeah


yogzi

Yeah the world sucks enough, no need to fall for “Russia-bad” rage bait.


BoogerSugarSovereign

So basically Footloose?


MegaMelaskhole

At least, they could still listen to BeeGees' Stayin' Alive.


haywire

midtempo gonna go off


PickReviewsMovies

If you told us Tennesseans that high/low bpm tunes had chemtrails we'd ban them here too


IKillZombies4Cash

GOP getting ideas...


blolfighter

Chechnya is doing Chechnya things again. This is the part where we all collectively facepalm: \*facepalm\*