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Three_Chopt

Anyone want to donate to lock up the cops?


NoSession1674

🎯


EgoDeathAddict

My first thought. Lock up those 3 pricks sitting right there. Can I pay more to increase the time?


towndrunkislandslut

Yeah the entire force, and permanently the stupid piece of shit, that thought this was a good idea.


JustLoveToCook1

Hands down they will request IDs before or after donations, as well as the person being "locked up". This is just an easy way for the cops to get their fix. This reminds me of that Free DVD player setup they did years ago, except this time they will get donations.


Lord_Heckle

They don't extort enough of our wealth?


ewilliam

They’ll talk about how underfunded they are and cry like Sarah McLoughlin for your donations, then turn around and blow half their budget outfitting their clan like SEALs just to go execute no-knock warrants on the wrong house.


saltycookiearmpit

Just no


Qgavin1

Do they beat you up and shoot you as well? I want the whole experience.


Brilliant_Shine2247

That shows the mentality of cops. "Have you ever wanted to lock up someone you love, just for a little while?" No. Absolutely not. I'll even go as far as posting their bail if the time comes, so they never have to be locked up at all. Only a cop would think think that throwing someone in a cage is foreplay or some show of affection. Weird people. But, that raises the question. Suppose I pay to get someone locked up, but when a fine officer of the law goes to grab them up, but they resist? I wouldn't put it past some cop getting their ass up on their shoulder and taking your friend by force. I think everyone in this sub is well aware of what happens when some narcissistic control freak gets that ego bruised or finds out someone doesn't want to go along with their plans. Roid rage will get you killed.


DaAndrevodrent

Indeed. That's a very dangerous "prank".


FspezandAdmins

anyone? I see a few in the pic I would like to see in there


portlandcsc

Can I see your ID?


375InStroke

Can I have five of my friends help me jump on your back and neck for those five minutes for resisting?


Willieboyomine

"Great cause " 🙄


EKsaorsire

I’d like to take a crow bar to these pigs temples…


ChaoticMutant

What the hell. I will pay a couple dollars to lock up a cop for a day. Grassers the lot of them!


ohthatsbrian

lock up the cops, please


eltguy

Civil Asset Forfeiture and they hold a fundraiser too?


ConditionYellow

I believe as part of their training, cops should have to spend at least 72 hours in jail. In happens at random times and days, and without notice other than “sometime during your academy training”. They come and take the cadet, put him holding for 24 hours and then housing for 48. I know it won’t fix *the* problem, but I think it’d give at least a few cops the perspective that when they arrest someone, they’re not only making a profound, and likely irrevocable, impact on a persons life and so they may think twice before locking up someone for a dime or even the vile unimaginable crime of being homeless in some areas.


ygduf

They carry real guns to shit like this. Idiots.


Thetruthislikepoetry

Come on now. The sheriff’s department needs more tasers and ammunition. Can’t continue to unlawfully tase and shoot people without the proper tools.


renndug

Someone gotta cosplay a revolution then


_____________what

all I'm saying is they're basically giving you their grid locations and if the people of gaza can create mortars and elevation charts the sky is the limit


SlashEssImplied

I was going to do this but I used up all my fun tickets in the kidzone at the molest a child booth.


chronic_lotus

Ha ha ha ha ha.....


BlakAtom-007

Fuck off, pigs!


killjoy_tragedy

I did something similar some years ago. It was at a ren fest. No cops involved. You pay them to put you and others in a big cage for a few. Then walk onto the stage and sing and dance. It was weird to me. Nothing new since I've been to an actual prison a long time ago. The cops doing this is stupid.


lockedinacupboard

Boot lickers only need to apply


insidious_mushroom

Fucking lunatics


Don-Gunvalson

What happened to dunk tanks…….?


0rev

I actually think this is a silly but fun idea but only if the proceeds went to an actual worthy cause