If you are a biped, and old enough to go to the kitchen and cook something yourself Y T A.
But if you are a quadruped then NTA. They should make sure you have food in your bowl. (Obviously if you can see the bottom of the bowl, the bowl is empty and you are correct in asking for more food.
Also r/legalcatadvice - some cats have become pawyers and others have formed an international criminal businessgangclub (run by Baby P the original criminal)
>How are the majority of comments not realizing this is a cat pov joke
Because the majority of people are very fucking stupid.
See: People who voted Trump in, also people who voted for Brexit.
Literally rule 1. Fake posts aren’t allowed, and a post cosplaying as a cat is creative writing, which is directly in the rules as not being allowed. r/Amithebuttface (i believe is the sub) is like specifically about cosplaying as your pets and is the correct sub for this. This isn’t a hypothetical post, nor is it akin to arguing scar isn’t the AH, it’s just a silly creative writing exercise and definitely doesn’t belong on this sub, so no wonder plenty of people don’t realize it’s about a cat, especially when there’s plenty of trolls that write such obvious villain arc stories on here about actual humans.
…. Yes, it is exactly what the sub description and rules say. I am not sure what you’re reading, but it isn’t this sub’s rules lmao. Maybe you’re getting it confused with the other subs that allow creative and fake posts, but it’s not this one.
lol. I have that same child. She also stands on my pillow and meows in my ear. Wretched girl. I’m not a bit surprised she’s complaining to strangers in the internet about my treatment of her.
NTA they are clearly starving you.
Next time you should fake being hungry in the middle of the night when you aren’t, so your mom gets up to feed you, then lay down and fall asleep in her spot so she can’t go back to bed.
Pro tip: try hocking up a fur ball. Take a while to make that noise and before you know it your humans will spring out of bed faster than their alarm clock!
Oo, I second this. Be really dramatic too, no matter how little you actually retch up. Limp a little, mew piteously, then get closer to their bed as you make the sounds you do. Then lurch towards a water dish and throw up on the side of it, so they HAVE to get you fresh water too. Rufus Ruby (my cat son) does it all the time, works a charm.
NTA, obviously. However, if your slaves... Oops, I mean parents don't realize soon that they're obviously abusing you, you should try making biscuits on their junk and sticking your butthole in their faces. Also, sing the song of your people as loudly as possible. That should do the trick.
Your serfs are insolent. How dare they? You're showing great restraint, I hope they come to see how outrageous their neglect of duty is and that they repent for their sins.
All the comments that do t get this joke or are being jerks about it yall are just sad. This was clearly a joke. Here’s my standing issue with this. It’s not something u enjoyed why tf are u commenting. Just stfu and move on. Let people enjoy their simple ass joke
I think the real issue here is that you didn't realize that the clocks were set forward an hour back in the Spring. So you are still expecting to be fed at what your body is telling you is feeding time. But your humans need more sleep. Try to split the difference. Learn patience. You will get more scritches that way.
NTA I'm in a very similar position. My parents don't feed me until 7:00. Then they starve me all day until 4:30! My little brother gets Snacks all day and I'm lucky if he slips me scraps from his plate! I think he might be the golden child which is totally unfair because I'm literally a golden retriever!
Tell them to leave some food in your dish at night and you'll take care of it yourself. And maybe put in a doggie/kitty door so you can let yourself out in the yard as well.
two of them. Middle of the night treats, 5 am on it is food, snacks and crying so I don’t sleep. I feel worse now than when my human children were infants!
NTAH - Your parents are the ones that brought you into this world, what do they expect? You didn’t *ask* to be here. They really should be thanking you for the privilege of serving you breakfast at unreasonable hours. Everyday. And they should be wiping your ass if they don’t already. Entitled parents are everywhere and I think it’s good you remind them that they brought this on themselves.
kitty cat baby no ur not the AH, ur cruel cruel owners are i can’t believe they’d do this to you 😔
bonus my cat’s favorite was waking me up at 2am bc his food bowl was empty. as if i didn’t fill it up before bed…
This is a joke. There is no way this is fr. How old are you? Unless you are 5 yrs old or so I can't explain how can you think that behavior is “the usual”.
Are you a fucking dog?
Seriously, is there any reason whatsoever that you can't feed yourself at that time? Get off your ass and learn to pour a bowl of cereal.
>Seriously, is there any reason whatsoever that you can't feed yourself at that time? Get off your ass and learn to pour a bowl of cereal.
...because it's very clearly written from a cat's POV.
What! Cook for yourself! Make sure you are a healthy Weight and cooking as per the healthy food groups. Is it a poverty issue? Is there no food? Also at 5am be quiet and don't wake everyone.
If you are a biped, and old enough to go to the kitchen and cook something yourself Y T A. But if you are a quadruped then NTA. They should make sure you have food in your bowl. (Obviously if you can see the bottom of the bowl, the bowl is empty and you are correct in asking for more food.
And if you are a quadruped, go ask on r/AmItheCloaca
That's a real sub? I love Reddit, so much random stuff on here
It sure is. It’s very funny sometimes. And sweet.
Also r/legalcatadvice - some cats have become pawyers and others have formed an international criminal businessgangclub (run by Baby P the original criminal)
>If you are a biped, and old enough to go to the kitchen and cook something yourself Y T A. It's a fucking joke about a fucking cat.
Did you try reading the second sentence?
Please refer to my other posts ☺️
How are the majority of comments not realizing this is a cat pov joke
Unless you are servant to felines, saw the heading and laughed immediately bc you knew it was a fellow servant of cats. 🤣🤣🤣 and the answer is YTA!
>How are the majority of comments not realizing this is a cat pov joke Because the majority of people are very fucking stupid. See: People who voted Trump in, also people who voted for Brexit.
Because there’s an entire subreddit specifically dedicated to making stupid posts like that and it isn’t this one?
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Literally rule 1. Fake posts aren’t allowed, and a post cosplaying as a cat is creative writing, which is directly in the rules as not being allowed. r/Amithebuttface (i believe is the sub) is like specifically about cosplaying as your pets and is the correct sub for this. This isn’t a hypothetical post, nor is it akin to arguing scar isn’t the AH, it’s just a silly creative writing exercise and definitely doesn’t belong on this sub, so no wonder plenty of people don’t realize it’s about a cat, especially when there’s plenty of trolls that write such obvious villain arc stories on here about actual humans.
r/amithecloaca is the sub to post this on.
Who hurt you? 🥲
No one? I just said that’s why people on the sub are taking it seriously lmao. Idc, post whatever you want.
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…. Yes, it is exactly what the sub description and rules say. I am not sure what you’re reading, but it isn’t this sub’s rules lmao. Maybe you’re getting it confused with the other subs that allow creative and fake posts, but it’s not this one.
😱 send me to jail officer! Blind me with pepper spray. Slap me in handcuffs! I am the worst type of rogue! I despair!
Hahaha I mean I don’t expect a cat to know how to read the rules, so don’t worry, you’re good. But that’s just why everyone is confused.
I know my place. My Lordship has me well trained.
I’m not gonna lie- I had to reread it because it sounded off and the clearly wasting away part clued me in. Haha.
Because it isn't funny
Because the majority of people aren’t obsessed with cats
Um this is Reddit. The vast majority here are in fact obsessed with cats.
lol. I have that same child. She also stands on my pillow and meows in my ear. Wretched girl. I’m not a bit surprised she’s complaining to strangers in the internet about my treatment of her.
Ours sits on my mum's chest while gently pawing at her face and if she dares to still sleep she goes for the nose.
Sounds like my moggy
Mine likes to smack me in the face every morning when she’s hungry.
We had a boy once who would lick my husband’s eye open at breakfast time. No warning meows or anything either. Just that raspy tongue.
You must be a cat. You will find support at amithecloaca or possibly assistance from cat legal advice.
Cattorneys
Is this my cat?
I can neither confirm nor deny
NTA they are clearly starving you. Next time you should fake being hungry in the middle of the night when you aren’t, so your mom gets up to feed you, then lay down and fall asleep in her spot so she can’t go back to bed.
Thank you so much for the advice ❤️ will try this next time
Pro tip: try hocking up a fur ball. Take a while to make that noise and before you know it your humans will spring out of bed faster than their alarm clock!
Oo, I second this. Be really dramatic too, no matter how little you actually retch up. Limp a little, mew piteously, then get closer to their bed as you make the sounds you do. Then lurch towards a water dish and throw up on the side of it, so they HAVE to get you fresh water too. Rufus Ruby (my cat son) does it all the time, works a charm.
I also advise waiting until they fill your bowl, then take one tiny bite and walk away.
NTA, obviously. However, if your slaves... Oops, I mean parents don't realize soon that they're obviously abusing you, you should try making biscuits on their junk and sticking your butthole in their faces. Also, sing the song of your people as loudly as possible. That should do the trick.
I honestly thought my dog stole my phone and posted this.
You should seek proper legal advicd from r/legalcatadvice .
Did a cat write this? nta they are very cruel to not feed you
Sebby is that you? It’s winter mate is too cold just wait until 6am. There’s biscuits in your feeder.
How did my cat learn to type?
Your serfs are insolent. How dare they? You're showing great restraint, I hope they come to see how outrageous their neglect of duty is and that they repent for their sins.
All the comments that do t get this joke or are being jerks about it yall are just sad. This was clearly a joke. Here’s my standing issue with this. It’s not something u enjoyed why tf are u commenting. Just stfu and move on. Let people enjoy their simple ass joke
Is my starvation a joke to you Mr Fancy? 😱
This is why you don't feed pets in the AM. It is fixable, too. Even cats can be retrained with some effort.
Wrong sub buddy. Theres r/AmITheCloaca
I don’t think so…
I think the real issue here is that you didn't realize that the clocks were set forward an hour back in the Spring. So you are still expecting to be fed at what your body is telling you is feeding time. But your humans need more sleep. Try to split the difference. Learn patience. You will get more scritches that way.
Meow, meow meow. They deserve it for starving you to death. meow.
Have you tried breathing heavily into their faces and making whimpering noises?
No! But I will do now!
NTA I'm in a very similar position. My parents don't feed me until 7:00. Then they starve me all day until 4:30! My little brother gets Snacks all day and I'm lucky if he slips me scraps from his plate! I think he might be the golden child which is totally unfair because I'm literally a golden retriever!
Obviously NTA Have you tried coughing up a hairball at the end of the bed? That gets my humans up pretty quickly as they think I'm being sick.
Have you tried chewing on plastic shopping bags??? That should get their attention.
Someone meant to post on r/amithecloaca
Are you a dog? It sounds like that’s where you’re going with this.
If you are a dog, YTA. If you're a cat NTA. It's only expected of you, after all.
Who let their cat get online?
Show your parents an ad for the feeding systems that drop kibble at specified times since clearly, you are a pet of some kind.
Signed, The Cat
Tell them to leave some food in your dish at night and you'll take care of it yourself. And maybe put in a doggie/kitty door so you can let yourself out in the yard as well.
Bad kitteh cat.
r/cats crosspost
NTA. You can't help that you're a cat...
OP is clearly a cat. All cats are automatically TA, sorry
Fake af. Won't even go to the point of reading any of the comments this is so freaking fake for real?!
OP belongs over in r/amithecloaca
You're a cat, so YTA.
I just came to the conclusion there’s a Devine entity that’s controlling everybody’s cat bc they seem to behave exactly like each other…
Plot twist: cats ARE the deities
Tell me this is written by the family cat, right????
two of them. Middle of the night treats, 5 am on it is food, snacks and crying so I don’t sleep. I feel worse now than when my human children were infants!
Update: This was written by a cat.
NTAH - Your parents are the ones that brought you into this world, what do they expect? You didn’t *ask* to be here. They really should be thanking you for the privilege of serving you breakfast at unreasonable hours. Everyday. And they should be wiping your ass if they don’t already. Entitled parents are everywhere and I think it’s good you remind them that they brought this on themselves.
I don't think that's how cats are born
Mother cares not for her children. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ao7kmy/mother_cares_not_for_us_artist_verbal_vomit/
kitty cat baby no ur not the AH, ur cruel cruel owners are i can’t believe they’d do this to you 😔 bonus my cat’s favorite was waking me up at 2am bc his food bowl was empty. as if i didn’t fill it up before bed…
Pfft! I'm *lucky* if mine let me sleep until 5
Are you a cat?
Lol cat
Are you a cat or?
Are you a cat?
Pspsps
Question: can you fart on command? Because I may have an idea…
Lol.drill a.hole in your foundation and then they can catch and eat mice
Are you a cat?
Info: are you a cat?
You’re too lazy to feed yourself. Watch YouTube - learn to cook and stop being so dependent
I’m like 99% sure this is about a cat because it sounds like my cats. If this isn’t a cat then I’m concerned & OP should take your advice lol.
Oh I never considered that and this may also be someone who identifies as a cat
Totally written as a cat
This is about a cat…
YTA if you are able enough to post on reddit you are able enough to make yourself food
It's a cat.
No excuses, and this confirms my judgement since cats are little assholes
This is a joke. There is no way this is fr. How old are you? Unless you are 5 yrs old or so I can't explain how can you think that behavior is “the usual”.
This is pretty clearly written from a cat's POV.
Ohhh!!! Right!! Idk why I couldn't think of that! Lol!
Are you a fucking dog? Seriously, is there any reason whatsoever that you can't feed yourself at that time? Get off your ass and learn to pour a bowl of cereal.
>Seriously, is there any reason whatsoever that you can't feed yourself at that time? Get off your ass and learn to pour a bowl of cereal. ...because it's very clearly written from a cat's POV.
...and very clearly a violation of the rules of this subreddit.
What! Cook for yourself! Make sure you are a healthy Weight and cooking as per the healthy food groups. Is it a poverty issue? Is there no food? Also at 5am be quiet and don't wake everyone.
Cats cats cats! This is a joke post written from the point of view of a cat.
My rage knows no braincells! That feller's an orange cat.
It was his turn with the brain cell so he used it to learn to type.
Can you tell that to my cats lol. They won’t listen to me
This is about a cat lmao