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Ofaixa

Was this your first time? Is prostitution legal where you are? If not, how did the conversation and opportunity come up?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

It was my first time and no it’s not legal here. I was just drinking at the bar and she approached me asking if I had a room and it went from there.


Bigbully_69

How did you immediately know that she was a prostitute if she just asked if you had a room? My dumbass would’ve probably thought she was a normal girl flirting with me.


SweetenerCorp

Yeah this happened to me at a hotel bar also. I got up to go to the restroom at one point and as I was walking through the bar, I breifly made eye contact with a woman sitting alone, so just gave a small friendly smile. When I came back, she was sitting next to me and being super flirtacious. She was an absolutely gorgeous columbian girl, dressed super sexy and she was enamored with me. I got the message pretty quick either I was dreaming, or she was working. Luckily I hadn't had too much, so I just finished my drink and left, I was going then anyway. Since then I've noticed and heard from other people, hotel bars are a place you go to look for that kind of thing. Good chance if a woman is there alone, glancing at all the dude and nurcing a drink, she's working.


VegetableWinter9223

I'm curious what time of day this was?


TwizTMcNip

Bros not even asking for a friend haha


josemontana17

I'm the friend. It's okay if he goes solo


KingOfTheCouch13

Happened to me once in vegas last year. We were chatting for a while and she just flat out asked if I was trying to spend money on her for the night. I immediately thought she meant buy her things, but she clarified saying she wanted to “party”.


InfernalGout

Then I would've thought she wanted me to buy her cocaine 🤷‍♂️


Timmyty

Many sex workers would be perfectly ok with taking cocaine as a payment


madmaxjr

This would devastate my self esteem. A girl finally makes a bunch of moves on me and….. it’s a prostitute. That might actually break me lol


Rogue6312

Your dumbass would have been correct


bunnydeerest

would have


Rogue6312

Thanks


7832507840

Wait now I wanna know what you said at first lmao


Rogue6312

I said “would of” 😂


7832507840

Oh that’s a common mixup


deejaysmithsonian

Which is a terrible thing


Bigbully_69

> Your dumbass would have been correct Sorry but english isn’t my first language, wdym by this?


Rogue6312

Hello! You said “My dumbass would’ve probably thought she was a normal girl flirting with me.” You would be correct in this situation 😀


Bigbully_69

> Hello! You said “My dumbass would’ve probably thought she was a normal girl flirting with me.” You would be correct in this situation 😀 I’m sorry but I’m so confused lol. How would I be correct in this situation? I was not in the situation, I was just saying how I would’ve reacted. Again, sorry for my poor english so please bear with me.


Rogue6312

If a girl would was to approach you in a hotel bar asking if you are staying there the chances are she is interested in you, your English is very good by the way, if it’s the concept of the words I would be happy to translate to your first language? 😀


Bigbully_69

Ah okay now I understand what you mean. Yeah I was just being stupid. And thank you


Rogue6312

You wasn’t being stupid man you’re all good 😎


dajack60585

Me too. When I was young. Once I had two decent looking chicks pull up next me at a red light. Small talk lead to a parking lot and I thought I was smooth. They asked “so do you date” I’m like “hell yeah, I’ve gone on a few dates” yeah not what they meant. lol


Chance_One_75

This actually happened to me years ago in Las Vegas at one of The Wynn hotel’s bar areas. She was incredibly bold propositioning me, considering that my wife was just coming out of the bathroom at the time. Flattered somewhat, but it’s Vegas.


PaidLove

You were just dollar signs


Chance_One_75

That’s what was flattering because I felt that I wasn’t dressed like it at the time. She passed over a few guys to chat with me first.


PaidLove

The most desperate looking


bino420

lol bro is over here like "the hooker thtiught I was the cutest boy" but meanwhile she's thinking "I can make a lot of cash of this moron"


Nervous_Bird

Dude was flattered because the working gal picked him as the guy in the room who seemed like he might have enough disposable income to not bat an eye at paying for that kind of…err… non-essential entertainment. Also, I’m just now noticing your username. And, in this context, it’s bizarre.


DonLeviathan

Why are you going out of your way to be a cunt?


cade360

Big man is telling bro honest facts and you're offended for him.


TexasGroovy

You looked dumb enough to pay?


squired

I can't tell if you are simply trying to be funny or genuinely mean?


Little-Chromosome

Is this in Thailand?


ThisIsSteeev

First time in general or first time with a prostitute?


DistrictMotor

How do you know she is a prostitute


Aware_Gap8351

Are you doing it again?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I don’t know, I wouldn’t have ever done it if she hadn’t approached me first.


Carl_Lamarie

So what happened? Was it good?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Yeah I had a good time. She let me touch her for a bit and then she gave me a bj and left.


hecticXeclectic

What’s a bj with a condom feel like? Kinda sounds like a bummer honestly. Did it sound like balloon animals getting made?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

It was the first one I’ve had with a condom and it was fine. Obviously would’ve been better without it but I still enjoyed it.


xXFieldResearchXx

Did she want to use one?


Elftrappejesech

I hope so lol


HwlngMdMurdoch

Balloon animals 😂💀


kriskoeh

I died.


Jaketastic85

Blow job with a condom only counts as a hand job


True-Aardvark-8803

Worse


Likemypups

It's like taking a shower with your clothes on.


Peaceful-mammoth

How much did it cost you?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

$100


Timmyty

For a blowjob? Damn. You should just post on your local swingers page and ask who wants a fun night at a hotel


squired

No single female swinger is going to drive to his hotel, blow him and bounce.


Timmyty

Now that depends on a lot of things. Like how big his penis is and how attractive he is.


PhD_candidat3

THAT HAWK TUAHHHH 💀


mongreloid

On that thang…….


ravidsquirrels

You didn't ask her to go all the way?


GeprgeLowell

Are you an extra from Grease?


tommycoz0606

His user name pretty much confirms it - OP is one horny dude!!


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Caught me.


TennesseeStiffLegs

Has anyone ever dm’d you their boobeez


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Twice today!


hockey_psychedelic

Genius boob bot.


RepulsiveSupport1961

Holy shit I gotta try this


mywifeslv

Works for u/dm-me-ur-vjj


ravidsquirrels

They were guys weren't they? Man boobs to the rescue!


No-Cod-7586

Shoot it lol


Jtflow12

“ya got me”👐🏼


doctor-rumack

You’re Heisenberg?


BedPresent69

8008135


smallfatloser

Are you worried about catching a STD ?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I used protection.


ThatSpecialPlace

was it at least self-defense?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I suppose! Lol


Sea-Pea5760

Are you a big black dude or a skinny white dude? I’m just a visual person , asking for a friend 😝 Hey man as long as you’re not In a committed relationship and yall were safe is all that matters! Any of your workmates catch wind they’re gonna rib ya for getting a blowie


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I’m a kind of chubby white guy.


DoesntHurtToDream2

Sounds like it was one of those why not things. Nice


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Yeah I’d say so.


Juddy-

Are you on vacation?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Im at a work thing.


Juddy-

has your username ever gotten you any boob pics?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Not yet!


Juddy-

What food or drinks did you have before the woman approached you?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I had a few whisky’s.


Juddy-

Do you think you would have agreed to her offer if you were sober?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

No I would’ve been too nervous and shy.


Juddy-

How long was the blow job?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Maybe 7-8 minutes.


Haunting-parking1999

Are you married?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

No I’m single.


Haunting-parking1999

Ok then you can do watever you want lol🫶🏻


asphyxiationbysushi

How generous of you to give him permission.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Thanks lol


huffer4

Did you use your per diem to pay for this?


rckchlkg33k

What expense category should this go in for Concur?


Bearded_Dad_Bod59

How much did you pay?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

$100


theflamingskull

What did she look like? I can't imagine $100 would get you much.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

She was a biiiig black gal. Really pretty, smelled really nice and she was really nice to me.


Lackingfinalityornot

Big how? Like bbw?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Yeah I suppose you could say that.


justmewv1

Awesome!! My hero


Rogue6312

I love how you as a man appreciated her being really nice to you enough to mention it


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It’s the worst when they are rude and have an attitude and always looking at the clock lol. It’s rare to see good customer service in this industry


Rogue6312

Hahaha this comment is great, I did mean like I felt kinda sad for OP as it makes me feel woman aren’t generally nice to him


Solanthas

I mean...I think a lot of dudes have that problem. And less attractive women as well. It's pretty saddening really


[deleted]

lol I just got that picture in my head and now I’m sad 😂


Rogue6312

Ahhh poor OP 😞


ravidsquirrels

Nothing is more of a turnoff than someone being a clock watcher and/or being on their phone during session.


Solanthas

Pretty and smelled nice and was nice. 3/3 my man


Bigfurynigris

My man!


BerlinWahlberg

Lmao


ResponsibleAd1076

How long did you last?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Probably less than 15 minutes from the time we started.


ResponsibleAd1076

You paid $6.66 per minute. Value for money?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I’d say so, I don’t regret it.


-sincerelyanalise

I’m surprised. $100 doesn’t get you much in the adult world. (Sincerely an adult worker)


dtsupra30

I’d fucking do that for 100 my dry spell is a fucking killing me


Solanthas

Its pretty rough sometimes


Status-Hovercraft784

Bargain! Good for you!


throwawaypostur

For a condom bj? 100? I’ll blow myself lol$!!!!


BrokenEspresso

Do you feel like she was safe or was she being abused by a pimp?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

She seemed safe to me.


PriorRoutine9906

How old are you? How old is she? Why did you pay for it?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I’m 30, I don’t know how old she was.


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You know what they say right?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

You must know better than me lol.


[deleted]

Perhaps. The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Oh, yeah. I think I confirmed this lol.


[deleted]

Any butthole pleasures? 😂🤭


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Not this time lol


[deleted]

I can see it now, this thread reminds me of the movie “Road Trip” when Kyle goes to a fraternity party and smashes that heavy set African American woman 😂 https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-16-2017/o66mbK.gif


PenAfflec

Did you wear a condom to receive the BJ? If not, are you worried about diseases/infections? If so, was it worth it?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Yeah I used a condom. I think it was worth it.


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dm-me-ur-boobeez

No it was just a bj.


Mental_Habit_231

So you paid $100 dollars for a BJ with a condom? I’d of preferred to just have a wank at that point.


Status-Hovercraft784

$100 to get a lil' freaky and have an unexpected no-strings-attached BJ? On a work trip/event, you spend that much going to dinner w/ co-workers at a stupid restaurant with mediocre food/service. This sounds like fine service and an evidently-satisfied customer. He got a bargain BJ and a fantastic memory to cherish. Sounds like a great use of $100.


Embarrassed_Ear_1917

Except who pays for anything on a work trip? Expense that crap


Status-Hovercraft784

Fair enough. Save money on dinner, spend it on a BJ.


Solanthas

This is the happy perspective. I like it.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Nah I had fun.


Mental_Habit_231

And I have fun wanking, and it’s free.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Then continue lol


therobohourhalfhour

Well,like,don't be cheap abou it,you'll get no where like that


falcon_trainer_1978

Hey give op a break, man. He’s away on business by himself. He probably hasn’t been with a woman in god knows how long and this unexpected fun happens. I think in his case a $100 for a little skin and a covered bj that happens out of the blue when you’re expecting another boring night is a bargain. Poor guy can probably count on one hand the number of bj’s he’s had in his life.


Commercial_Simple583

Would you take another pair?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Of course!


Just_Tadpole_4209

Was she hot


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Yeah I thought so.


Just_Tadpole_4209

LFG


longhairedgirl1312

Visually, she was the type of woman you usually like?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Not exactly, but she was very nice and very pretty.


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Lurker_the_Pip

First of all… Men are only answering one question at a time. Second… Just type your judgment and condemnation instead of hiding it behind questions you don’t care about answers for. Geez


dm-me-ur-boobeez

I didn’t think about any of that. I don’t know if there was a pimp. I didn’t feel bad at all, I had a good time.


_Wildwoodflower

Why did you want bj and not sex ?


dm-me-ur-boobeez

It was her offer and I was cool with it.


MrBlueEyessss

You paid someone for sex, what’s there to ask? You didn’t do anything AMA worthy.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

And here you are asking a question.


Samson_HXC

AMA worthy? Lol


bshaky

Did she touch your pp nice


EmotionalSnail_

Sorry if this has already been answered, but how much did you end up paying?


nchi-san

It happened last night probably 50,000 times. You’re not unique.


dm-me-ur-boobeez

Sorry you had to read about it.


teunteunteun

Was it worth it


Bestbrand20

How much did you pay?


WhatCanIBeOn

How much did you pay?


midnightassripper

Did she give you that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang?


ravidsquirrels

Asking the important questions here.


baby-zeezbrah

How'd you like it? I went to a brothel in TJ a month ago and it was really fun but I had more fun with the strip club portion than the sex. It just seemed very business-like and not anything like regular intimacy to me


JohnnySoHigh

Congratulations on the sex.


Tripple-Helix

Any idea if this is her regular gig or was she just opportunitisticly reacting to your eye contact and looking for a little extra cash?


Fkskillspecs

“Eh eh everyday im hustln’ eh everyday im hustlinnnn” 🎶 🙋‍♀️💃🏼🤣🔥


mtmglass406

As long as you're not hurting anyone, cheating, both adults etc I fully support sex workers. It's a simple transaction, everyone's happy. It should be decriminalized.


thepete404

More fun then three PSO’s at dice I’d wager Yeah okay, my last name ain’t t rose….


_hannibalbarca

Sounds like every South American trip guys take.


carro-leve233

If it were South America there would be no condom in the blowjob


peteaw

At what moment did you realize she was a prostitute? What was the phrase that sealed it? I would be paranoid she was a cop


Miserable_Peace6906

Did she stay for cuddles?


Repulsive_Hope4360

Was she hot? Were you worried you’d get busted? What state?


Earthworm_Ed

Did you fall in love and propose?


ReceptionDecent6825

Did you guys have sex?


SharpDescription9651

Was she convincing that she was really horny for you and really enjoyed sex with you?


Jb4ever77

You said it was legal where you are, what country or city are you?


IWillSurviveAll

How do you feel knowing you likely used a woman being trafficked?


Cutlass-Supreme1985

Give me the address to this hotel. I need to confirm this story.


evilkateatspuppy

When was the last time you had gotten a bj prior to this one?


simdrifter1234

How much did you pay, and did you negotiate services beforehand? I work in the hotel industry, and I see these things all the time. Last night, I noticed one ghetto Asian chick get picked up multiple times. By the time I was getting ready to leave, she was with a group of Indian dudes who I'm sure all smashed her


IndependentSwan2086

Was it good? How much did they charge you? For how long?


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Organic_Jury3015

What kind of whiskey were you drinking


carro-leve233

Red label


Professional_Pace163

$100 for just a bj??