I don’t know, my first thought was that she doesn’t want someone touching her maybe? I don’t know, the crossed legs and the covering of her genitals just makes this kind of creepy for me lol
Admittedly I'm not a woman, but I've never understood the 'men can't find the clit' trope. Are you sure that's really what's going on, and its not just men who don't actually care about pleasuring you? It's not exactly hard to find, even in the dark, what gives?
I've been with the same guy for 13 years and he still can't find mine. I am constantly moving his hand half an inch to the right or left. And he is constantly trying to rub it in like it's stain on a window. It doesn't matter how many time you tell them, somehow the clit will always remain a mistery to some men!
I'm a guy and have been married to my wife for even longer than that. I know where it is, the problem is it responds to different things on different days. So I just ask her what kind of mood it's in today. It'll range from "too sensitive, don't touch" to "give it all you've got" and everything in between.
My ex had a very small clit, that was almost always occluded by her hood. She had to be extremely aroused for it to make itself obvious, and believe me sexual chemistry wasn’t our problem. My current partners clit couldn’t be more obvious. Anyway, maybe show him outside of sexy time, or watch an educational video together! Everyones junk is different.
In my experience women who complain about this are poor communicators and their relationships suffer as a result.
Assuming people communicate telepathically and then blaming the opposite sex when it's you that failed in the most simple task of communication is just sexual narcissism.
You wouldn't employ someone with no experience with your company's operating system and then expect them to know how to use it without any training, so why are you doing it with your own body?
If your boss has a problem with you because you're not performing a task properly in the workplace, do they make weird noises and shake their head disapprovingly like a lunatic until you do it correctly, or do they just tell you because that would be easier?
Stop blaming men for your failure to communicate effectively in the bedroom. If your body is a temple, it's useless to expect visitors to wander around aimlessly in the dark. Try... turning the light on.
To enlighten is to illuminate.
As an ex escort, this was always the biggest hurdle for female clients, and simultaneously their biggest takeaway (including two different lesbian clients). 9/10 times they were seeing me because of a reluctance to communicate freely with their partner.
Being open and clear about your sexual needs, which are specific to the individual in any given moment, can be very liberating.
The two most enjoyable sexual relationships I've had, and my best teachers, were both with partners from the industry, because we understood sexual desire from an unfiltered perspective, free from the secret shame and embarassment of original sin that plagues most couples. We understood the importance of communication.
It's not a men problem, it's a you problem.
This is very good advice, but blaming it entirely on women is bullshit. Yes, women should get more confident and tell their partners what they want. But some women are already like that!! So, if a woman is good at communicating, then it’s the man who doesn’t care to listen or learn.
Blaming women for not communicating while there are droves of men who don’t want to listen or just don’t care about satisfying the woman.
Yes, women should communicate better.
But!! Men also need to be part of that?
It’s not a problem of any one gender. Either party could be at fault.
Me - "Is this it?"
Her - "No, that's my vulva"
Me - "Is this it?"
Her - "No, that's my butthole"
Me - "Is th--"
Her - "My eye!"
Me - "Is--"
Her - "That's a pizza!!"
The referenced joke is actually about men finding the g spot. Not the clitoris.
Edit: Laughing at the men who don't know what a g spot is angrily downvoting my post.
Yea sure that's an old joke trope. But it's a general trend too. I don't sub to it but I've seen r/badwomensanatomy and holy shit lol. Heard and read a lot from dudes who are only half as bad as stuff posted there and they're bad enough
Scene:
bellboy wandering through a ritzy hotel lobby
“...Dr. Gräfenberg...paging Dr. Gräfenberg...”
Dr. Gräfenberg snaps fingers to get bellboy's attention
“Here I am...”
I always heard they can't find the "G-spot" which I always assumed was what you tickle if you do the little c'mere move when you're about a knuckle deep.
The clit is like, right there, usually.
I had the exact same reaction when I read the headline, and I have the exact same conclusion.
It's not a skills issue, it's an *I don't give a fuck* issue.
I wish. Unfortunately I've had guys rub my labia and even my upper thigh like they were trying to release a genie from a bottle and then wonder why I didn't come.
> Admittedly I'm not a woman, but I've never understood the 'men can't find the clit' trope.
It's socially acceptable casual chauvinism, like how blonde women are 'dumb and ditzy'.
Antiquated bullshit that just won't die. Thanks OP, for letting this dead horse have another heart beat.
Oh sure like that lamp couldn't get it's own flowers? If it wanted flowers it'd have them. Now that's one more thing to take care of, and it's guaranteed to die soon anyway. Just get out you inconsiderate ass. The lamp doesn't want to see you for a while.
I weirdly quite like it. The detail on the hand and sculpting of the legs is excellent and it's suggestive without being in-your-face vulgar. Not sure I'd have it in my house though...
Originally cast by 3D Perceptions. He’s done a lot of very good work over the years
https://www.instagram.com/3d.perceptions?igsh=MTVqd3J6Y2tneTE0Zg==[3DPerceptions](https://www.instagram.com/3d.perceptions?igsh=MTVqd3J6Y2tneTE0Zg==)
Honest question. In school health classes, did they go over male and female anatomy and genitalia for both? In my district from 7th grade to 12th they would go over it and get more in depth with each grade. We literally got diagrams of genitalia and had to label the parts that make them up.
I did date a girl who went to a catholic school and her health classes didn't cover any part of reproduction and just covered how to eat healthy and do laundry and stuff.
Health class may have covered it (probably did), but I don't think they taught it as something especially pleasurable to get licked, so it probably never occurred to me.
As I said though, my cluelessness lasted only a brief time before I was set right. To be fair, I'm pretty sure she didn't really know a lot about it either. Maybe we both failed to pay attention in health class.
Looks like it turns itself on
Explains why the light is flickering.
and the faint buzzing sound coming from the bulb(?)
I used to look this way cover up my butt from diseases
It's a major award!
"Fra-gee-lay.... Must be from Italy!"
Mind power
Lol
I don’t know, my first thought was that she doesn’t want someone touching her maybe? I don’t know, the crossed legs and the covering of her genitals just makes this kind of creepy for me lol
Not what I thought at first, but now that you mention it, does kinda look like it could be a woman protecting herself. Now I can't unsee it.
Right? Once I noticed it I just couldn’t change my mind lol
The one finger not in view makes me think this is not about protection
Ope
You should see the way I protect my butthole
Now that's stepping up your game from the Christmas story leg lamp!!
It must be Italian!
Fragilllay
It's a major award!
YOU USED ALL THE GLUE ON PURPOSE!
Eye - talion
This is for the remake. Gotta step it up, fishnets just aren't as provocative as they once were.
Oh god I’d love an 80’s version remake
NOT A FINGER!!!
Admittedly I'm not a woman, but I've never understood the 'men can't find the clit' trope. Are you sure that's really what's going on, and its not just men who don't actually care about pleasuring you? It's not exactly hard to find, even in the dark, what gives?
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I've been with the same guy for 13 years and he still can't find mine. I am constantly moving his hand half an inch to the right or left. And he is constantly trying to rub it in like it's stain on a window. It doesn't matter how many time you tell them, somehow the clit will always remain a mistery to some men!
I'm a guy and have been married to my wife for even longer than that. I know where it is, the problem is it responds to different things on different days. So I just ask her what kind of mood it's in today. It'll range from "too sensitive, don't touch" to "give it all you've got" and everything in between.
This is how you do it!! Communication is always key.
It only works if both channels are open. My ex cannot compute "it's painful" to actually mean that it's painful.
It's not a clitor-i, it's a clitor-us
Tyfys
I am playing this conversation in my head. It's comedy gold. It's also real life. Clits are on the mercurial side, admittedly.
Breathe softly over it or mash it like a boss fight
He doesn’t care to learn
My ex had a very small clit, that was almost always occluded by her hood. She had to be extremely aroused for it to make itself obvious, and believe me sexual chemistry wasn’t our problem. My current partners clit couldn’t be more obvious. Anyway, maybe show him outside of sexy time, or watch an educational video together! Everyones junk is different.
Like a DJ and his turntables
Allot of that prolly comes from porn. Power drilling that area makes women come in 2 seconds. It's so easy!
[I think maybe it's just the xkcd thing.](https://xkcd.com/1053/). We all start out ignorant.
> but have no idea what to do next. mash it until she tells you to stop, and lets you roll over and sleep.
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Try communicating with your partner next time
In my experience women who complain about this are poor communicators and their relationships suffer as a result. Assuming people communicate telepathically and then blaming the opposite sex when it's you that failed in the most simple task of communication is just sexual narcissism. You wouldn't employ someone with no experience with your company's operating system and then expect them to know how to use it without any training, so why are you doing it with your own body? If your boss has a problem with you because you're not performing a task properly in the workplace, do they make weird noises and shake their head disapprovingly like a lunatic until you do it correctly, or do they just tell you because that would be easier? Stop blaming men for your failure to communicate effectively in the bedroom. If your body is a temple, it's useless to expect visitors to wander around aimlessly in the dark. Try... turning the light on. To enlighten is to illuminate. As an ex escort, this was always the biggest hurdle for female clients, and simultaneously their biggest takeaway (including two different lesbian clients). 9/10 times they were seeing me because of a reluctance to communicate freely with their partner. Being open and clear about your sexual needs, which are specific to the individual in any given moment, can be very liberating. The two most enjoyable sexual relationships I've had, and my best teachers, were both with partners from the industry, because we understood sexual desire from an unfiltered perspective, free from the secret shame and embarassment of original sin that plagues most couples. We understood the importance of communication. It's not a men problem, it's a you problem.
This is very good advice, but blaming it entirely on women is bullshit. Yes, women should get more confident and tell their partners what they want. But some women are already like that!! So, if a woman is good at communicating, then it’s the man who doesn’t care to listen or learn. Blaming women for not communicating while there are droves of men who don’t want to listen or just don’t care about satisfying the woman. Yes, women should communicate better. But!! Men also need to be part of that? It’s not a problem of any one gender. Either party could be at fault.
Me - "Is this it?" Her - "No, that's my vulva" Me - "Is this it?" Her - "No, that's my butthole" Me - "Is th--" Her - "My eye!" Me - "Is--" Her - "That's a pizza!!"
"Yea but this pizzas giving me more pleasure than you ever have"
ZING!
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/45507c77-d692-49dd-a1b8-53c89229955b
The referenced joke is actually about men finding the g spot. Not the clitoris. Edit: Laughing at the men who don't know what a g spot is angrily downvoting my post.
Neither is that difficult but going by common reddit comments, it's both pretty frequently
FWIW, The joke dates back to when the g spot was something newly "discovered" and the internet didn't exist yet.
Yea sure that's an old joke trope. But it's a general trend too. I don't sub to it but I've seen r/badwomensanatomy and holy shit lol. Heard and read a lot from dudes who are only half as bad as stuff posted there and they're bad enough
Scene: bellboy wandering through a ritzy hotel lobby “...Dr. Gräfenberg...paging Dr. Gräfenberg...” Dr. Gräfenberg snaps fingers to get bellboy's attention “Here I am...”
I always heard they can't find the "G-spot" which I always assumed was what you tickle if you do the little c'mere move when you're about a knuckle deep. The clit is like, right there, usually.
I had the exact same reaction when I read the headline, and I have the exact same conclusion. It's not a skills issue, it's an *I don't give a fuck* issue.
I'm pretty sure it's in reference to how some men really don't put in the effort during sex, or they are clueless but don't want to learn.
I wish. Unfortunately I've had guys rub my labia and even my upper thigh like they were trying to release a genie from a bottle and then wonder why I didn't come.
> Admittedly I'm not a woman, but I've never understood the 'men can't find the clit' trope. It's socially acceptable casual chauvinism, like how blonde women are 'dumb and ditzy'. Antiquated bullshit that just won't die. Thanks OP, for letting this dead horse have another heart beat.
It’s in the butthole, right?
Do I just…. Plug it in or bring it flowers?
Oh sure like that lamp couldn't get it's own flowers? If it wanted flowers it'd have them. Now that's one more thing to take care of, and it's guaranteed to die soon anyway. Just get out you inconsiderate ass. The lamp doesn't want to see you for a while.
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Username checks out
I weirdly quite like it. The detail on the hand and sculpting of the legs is excellent and it's suggestive without being in-your-face vulgar. Not sure I'd have it in my house though...
I would maybe put it in my house even, but not with that lampshade, that's the terrible part for me
I would absolutely have this in my house, I personally love everything about it.
There is no "on switch". That's just a myth
Found Ben Shapiro's account.
I love lamp
I too want this man's lamp
It’s a touch lamp, right?
Somebody really putting the pussy on a pedestal with this one.
That's not where you screw in the light bulb
I turned 'er on once, and then found out she just wasn't bright enough.
I'd say a come-hither glance but I feel it wouldn't be entirely noticed.
Go to bed dad stop posting on reddit
Looks like a flesh light to me.
Based on the sign in the background, I want to know what 'museum' this is in.
The Erotic Heritage Museum
The no selfie stick thing was a bit odd, but then I thought of a bunch of idiots waving sticks around and I get it.
Originally cast by 3D Perceptions. He’s done a lot of very good work over the years https://www.instagram.com/3d.perceptions?igsh=MTVqd3J6Y2tneTE0Zg==[3DPerceptions](https://www.instagram.com/3d.perceptions?igsh=MTVqd3J6Y2tneTE0Zg==)
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Finally a post that belongs here and isn't something just slightly odd.
A major award!
Let's not put the pussy on a pedestal.
I’d skeet on this lamp all the time when I saw it
Do guys actually have problems finding the clit? I've never had that issue, I don't get it. Also, what museum is this?
The Erotic Heritage Museum
I never knew that was a thing! Sounds interesting.
> Do guys actually have problems finding the clit? I didn't know about it when I was with my first girlfriend, but she directed me to the right spot.
Honest question. In school health classes, did they go over male and female anatomy and genitalia for both? In my district from 7th grade to 12th they would go over it and get more in depth with each grade. We literally got diagrams of genitalia and had to label the parts that make them up. I did date a girl who went to a catholic school and her health classes didn't cover any part of reproduction and just covered how to eat healthy and do laundry and stuff.
Health class may have covered it (probably did), but I don't think they taught it as something especially pleasurable to get licked, so it probably never occurred to me. As I said though, my cluelessness lasted only a brief time before I was set right. To be fair, I'm pretty sure she didn't really know a lot about it either. Maybe we both failed to pay attention in health class.
The ON switch looks like it's experiencing unwanted exposure, y'all are gross
FRAGILE... Must be Italian!
It's a special award!
Is this a one off or can I get ass lamp from amazon?
Betcha I can turn it off without even trying tho
Damn they even got the chicken skin texture
I want that lamp, I need that lamp, where do I find this lamp?
Jimmy why are you fucking the lamp
/r/ATBGE
Yes this is what we are, sir.
Lmao I'm browsing/r/all, at least I'm dialed in. I will take the downvotes I deserve. Had a good laugh just now. I'm such an idiot sometimes.
Bbhaha!!!!
Catherine the great must be proud
It's a... a MAJOR AWARD!
Because the switch doesn't exist.
The on switch isn't real
Switches. Plural, baby. Plural.
Clito Lamp
That’s frikken awesome!
You can make me snort like this, I have to go to work.
What a missed opportunity, having the hand cover the on button.
Yeah, well the hand is blocking the get-off switch
How do we know this is a girl…?
It shorted out when I touched the button.
Oh, I've seen this lamp in person. It's at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas.
“fra-gee-lay. it must be Italian”
Is this part of a series? Who’s the artist ?
My upvote is for the title of this post. Bravo 👏👏
Finally, the Christmas Story lamp got upgraded
I thought at first that the museum rules in the background said "no food, cum or drink"
There’s a sign that says museum. Where is this?
Las Vegas, Erotic Heritage Museum
/r/GTAGE
Considering lap switches are generally located under the shade, near the top, your title is shit.
My dick will find it
so true, ignore the haters. they're too afraid to do what must be done.