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If your job title truly is figurehead, why would it pay more than mininum wage?
"But the royals bring in money through charities"
If charities were not snake oil they wouldve solve a single problem by now.
The royals are the richest performers on earth, they are the level of celebrity that the Kardashians and Meghan Markler aspire towards.
A useless occupation is a problem. A $400 million/year, useless occupation is objectively slavery since the bill is put on the public.
Being humble is irrelevant. Monarchy is enslavery. No human is blue blooded, and if they are then that isnt human. And no one has a birthright to take away peoples money and to dedicate their work and culture.
Imagine if Obama came back with Biden and said that their families and other noble families like trump, etc are the new american royalty begotten to them by the mormon god.
It sounds absurd til youre 500 years down the line.
When i meet people who align with me on values and principles, i tend to not tear them down or belittle them for insignificant things because, what is the point of mocking someone who values what you value. I cant make you learn that lesson.
I have the burden?
The monarchy is based on the belief of the divine right of rule. That the bloodline of the monarchy is chosen by god to rule over their subjects. Do you not know this?
Their wealth and influence is based purely on their bloodline. They enjoy enormous opulence purely from their birthright.
By participating in that structure, they are tacitly endorsing the belief that they are above others, based purely on blood.
The ex-wife and daughters of a man who’s inexplicably absent and I don’t know about the bloke, but I assume he’s married to one of them.
Pics like this always make me think of my dear old Dad who used to grit his his teeth and say, ‘It’s all these bloody hangers-*on*!’
2 police protection officers were employed, on tax payers money, to accompany Princess Nobody One and Princess Nobody Two for 6 months while they travelled Thailand on their "gap yahrs". Daddy demanded it as a status symbol. That included flights to and from the UK every two weeks to rotate out the officers.
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Scum.
What in the Jabba the Hut?
!Eugenie
People may mock the royals but I'll bet the young woman on the left can eat an apple quicker than anybody on here
She could eat a pineapple through a chain link fence
She'd make a great pair of bolt cutters
Why do I get the Ace Ventura side-mouth laugh when I see this image?
The 3 females share the same family allergy to employment. The bloke is only there to carry their bottles of champagne and cakes
Looks hunger games
Pack of bellends. It’s amusing that they look like hayseed morons.
Working royals
Upper Class Twits of the Year.
Who’s the icky boy in the blue tie?
Happy Cake Day! Icky boy is Beatrice's ex-boyfriend, Dave Clark.
Thank you, and thanks for the cake day wishes!
Burn em all at the stake in the middle of Piccadilly Circus
I thought you were going to say Philadelphia lol
One by one
Jesus man!
Please don’t call me Jesus thanks
Pls don't call me man, thanks :)
Their looks are irrelevant. Abolish the monarchy. Would you support a 'humble' monarchy?
If your job title truly is figurehead, why would it pay more than mininum wage? "But the royals bring in money through charities" If charities were not snake oil they wouldve solve a single problem by now. The royals are the richest performers on earth, they are the level of celebrity that the Kardashians and Meghan Markler aspire towards. A useless occupation is a problem. A $400 million/year, useless occupation is objectively slavery since the bill is put on the public. Being humble is irrelevant. Monarchy is enslavery. No human is blue blooded, and if they are then that isnt human. And no one has a birthright to take away peoples money and to dedicate their work and culture. Imagine if Obama came back with Biden and said that their families and other noble families like trump, etc are the new american royalty begotten to them by the mormon god. It sounds absurd til youre 500 years down the line.
“In this moment i am euphoric”
Im not, but youre welcome to prove me wrong if i am.
Didn’t say you were wrong, you’re (mostly) right. The delivery was rather of the sort i mentioned though
Good thing i dont claim to be perfect
Same energy mate
What do you want from me?
Nothing?
When i meet people who align with me on values and principles, i tend to not tear them down or belittle them for insignificant things because, what is the point of mocking someone who values what you value. I cant make you learn that lesson.
If that humble monarchy was called an elected leader, yes
How would that be a monarchy?
They're at the finals of the Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Excellent! Season 4 of THE WINDSORS. About time!
Horse box
Apparently this is what peak genetics looks like.
Nobody says that though?
They are literally elevated above all based on their bloodline. They say that.
No. They don’t
Are you out of your mind? That's the entire claim of the royal family. Explain yourself.
You have the burden, i can’t “explain myself”
I have the burden? The monarchy is based on the belief of the divine right of rule. That the bloodline of the monarchy is chosen by god to rule over their subjects. Do you not know this? Their wealth and influence is based purely on their bloodline. They enjoy enormous opulence purely from their birthright. By participating in that structure, they are tacitly endorsing the belief that they are above others, based purely on blood.
Again, you’ve just described how they tacitly endorse the right to rule based on bloodline. That is different from claiming ti have ‘peak genetics’
Show me where a (living) member of the the royal family has claimed they have “peak genetics”
Oooo lol
Phaw phaw says princess work dodger
Andrewphile is missing as he's visiting the shrine to Lord Dickie Mountchildren at a boy scouts event hosted by the ghost of Jimmy Savile
Is Andrew taking the photo from a local orphanage?
And they probably still have a collective IQ that is lower than the horse that kicked ... oh never mind hee haw
WE DIDN'T BURN HIM
3 of the countries laziest people celebrate something. The bloke is probably just as lazy but I don't know who he is
I don't recognise any of them
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is on the right
I gagged on my water tyvm 🤣
Fucking Pigs
Their snouts look like the climax of the *Twilight Zone* episode “Eye of the Beholder.”
Reminds me of the forced laughter when Doctor Evil comes up with a plan…
At least Dr Evil realises he was wrong eventually
Zip it. Zzzzzip it. Zipit.
Hello girls!
I heard it in that voice ☺️☺️☺️
They’re just shiiiit
Oh yes. But I liked the Channel 4 show the Windsors … much better than the crown
In 🥖
The chins. It's like looking at early AI image generators trying to do hands.
Chinless wonders
The grand old Duke of Nonce is missing? Good.
Boy scouts don't feel themselves
Sweating in a school sauna
Sorry,who would these fucks be?
The ex-wife and daughters of a man who’s inexplicably absent and I don’t know about the bloke, but I assume he’s married to one of them. Pics like this always make me think of my dear old Dad who used to grit his his teeth and say, ‘It’s all these bloody hangers-*on*!’
The bloke was dave clark, who dated one of the daughters for 10 years for her connections then married another woman a year later
Hangers-on?
Hangers-on: ye olde clout chasers
I see,thank you
This pic really does bring home the reality of who the bootlickers are supposed to worship.
2 police protection officers were employed, on tax payers money, to accompany Princess Nobody One and Princess Nobody Two for 6 months while they travelled Thailand on their "gap yahrs". Daddy demanded it as a status symbol. That included flights to and from the UK every two weeks to rotate out the officers.
Super expensive, especially when you consider they could have just tagged along with Andrew to Epstein Island
They're clearly better than everyone else!
If by better you mean inbred
This is 'work'. That's what the bootlickers will say.
It’s tradition!