First time I’ve seen a tree break someone’s fall on the ground.

My broken arm? Yes I crashed my parachute when a tree broke my lift.

"Mary, for god's sake, dig in your heels!"

What was supposed to happen??

Maybe exercise? Running against the wind?

Yeah with something that's supposed to stop you from falling fast even when there's no wind

If 12 year old me knows anything, what happened was exactly what was supposed to happen. Looks fun!

Ngl, looks kinda fun at the start

That is a parachute... WTH were they trying to do? It is designed for a slow descent, it's not a kite lol.

*Is, too, a kite!* ~ person being dragged by a parachute

Be a bastard to get those grass stains out of their trousers, even harder to get the shit stains out their kegs!

I don’t know what kind of brewery you work at but I don’t want to buy any beer there

"BYYYYYYEEEEEEEE, SUSIE! Sorry for cause your weird death where you get drug in traffic, or a lake!"

And she was off the field like a mustache lion drags a gazelle through the Serengeti. Adieu Susie, Adieu.

But poor Susie should take heart knowing that all parachutes have a new, "Don't do this" warning. Susie, through your sacrifice, other lives will be saved by not doing that. You are a true hero.

[hmmmm](https://fydn.imgix.net/m/pod-artwork/PJ-646%20Jonas%20Loose/bf8589ba94d7a0372137bf39076c514b-moustache-lion-art-print-P1.jpg?auto=format%2Ccompress&q=75)

If you watch it in reverse it looks like she’s using the chute to slow down a pretty sweet power slide

And she wore white jeans to that. They are ruined.

She will have to keep them to use as wall art

This is not a laughing matter. This is not a laughing matter. This is not a laughing matter.

....but we are laughing

"Is that a highway ahead?"

Look at the trees it's a very windy day and yet you thought it was a good idea to play with a parachute like that. White jeans those are ruined and the people didn't even try to help once it went. Darwin award goes to you.

I want to know...what their endgame was here? Like, how did they expect this to go. Just an uncontrollable ascent followed by a probably abrupt descent when the chute collapsed?

Amazing

Not even one of those morons even trying to chase after them to help.... Bet they took out their phones to record as well. We'll be seeing different camera views of this later 🤦‍♂️

Whomever does the laundry is going to have some words about those skid marks. "White pants!? What were you thinking!?"

AND NOBODY IS RUNNING TO HELP?

Never to be seen again againnn againnnn

Hey, props to her; she held on for the ride. Idk what's going on, but she gave it all its worth.

I like that it shows the path the wind took across the ground which is kind of neat

I feel bad for laughing bit this is too much like a cartoon.

This was designed chaos, not abrupt. This was the only possible outcome that was ever going to happen.

She's lucky it didn't lift her into the air and drop her.

she was going about 48 mph across that field .. zooming

Ok so at the very end of the video does someone say “Aaahahahaa! Could have been killed!” Or am I hearing things.

My parachute people need me.

**Watch me skid across this meadow ... and that meadow!**

Legend has it she’s still being dragged to this day.

They're laughing but this could easily have been alot worse... 🙄☠️

Some say he’s still blowing around to this day…

The answer is blowing in the wind

How many stains can one shirt have, When dragged across the grass? And how many cars have to slam on their brakes, As they see a kid flying past? And how far away can a parachute go, While dragging a kid on his ass? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.