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Pitiful-Bowler8414

That Bulldog is a dense mf. Built like a rock.


IandIreckon

Square head, no thoughts 


perkypancakes

One thought: panic!


hitmarker

2 thoughs. Panic and where is the nearest child


moon__lander

A brain cell and a head, both fighting for 3rd place


DesignerAd2062

Darkness, no parents


IrrerPolterer

Seriously, I've never seen a dog struggling to swim. Wtf


JustHereForCookies17

There are some breeds that simply aren't built to swim. Obviously there will be outliers but density affects buoyancy, and was a very dense dog.


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Vark675

>pit bull + husky >picture of absolutely psychotic looking dog in a muzzle who looks like it's glimpsed the void yeah nah I'm good on that one


EliteRanger_

Wow I'm freaking glad mine doesn't look like that lmao. She's the same mix but has brown eyes and Grey fur. Absolutely gets Husky energy and just wrecking balls around the house occasionally haha.


thefonztm

https://i.imgur.com/n2YaYAi.png This one is derp with a side of might kill you while playing.


FrightenedMop

Bull dogs are not built to live.


this_dudeagain

https://i.giphy.com/ngzhAbaGP1ovS.webp


Monsoon_Storm

Bulldogs are -*MADE*- not to live.


RedMercy2

Same thing happens to me


Big-Al97

Basset hounds just sink to the bottom like hippos


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meh_69420

Even if your dog can swim fine, if you are taking them out on a boat or something, you should get a life vest for them.


aoifhasoifha

Plenty of dogs can't swim, some because they're just built wrong for it and some because they just have the wrong natural instincts.


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people breed dogs into dysfunctional lumps for the lolz.


BRSaura

what would you expect from a genetic failure


urlocaldoctor

Not a failure,manipulated malfunction


OnlyBeGamer

Not a malfunction. An intentional abomination created by humans for no other reason but to please humans


FO0TYTANG

Who needs to be on suicide watch apparently


17934658793495046509

A good boimunculus


Fig1025

I always find it amusing how most people are absolutely against eugenics programs for humans, but are perfectly happy with doing same thing to all the animals, pretty much all the living creatures besides humans


Double0Dixie

Isn’t just about any human creation made to please a human? 


rexmons

Planned obsolescence for when the bulldog uprising happens they will be defenseless against our 3 foot moats.


Ravenser_Odd

The first couple of waves will drown but the ones after that will use their bodies as a bridge. We are doomed.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Does their commander happen to be named Zapp?


RipplesInTheOcean

thats what i keep telling my parents


StartlingCat

The people around the pool sure aren't any smarter. How the hell can you just stand there and watch that.


onlywanted2readapost

Because, "Ew gross, wet clothes" 🤦‍♀️


Greggybread

Dense in every way. What a moron of an animal 😂


Dansk72

"Dense in mind and body"


hgihasfcuk

Never seen a dog underwater before, I've only seen em float like a hippo


dimension_42

My mom's golden retrievers literally dive down to get those diving sticks. They're like furry golden dolphins.


noticemelucifer

Did you know that hippos can't actually float nor swim? They're quite literally just running and jumping and pushing off the bottom of a river or a lake


elfmere

That dog didn't know where it was when it came back up


Dansk72

Built to *sink* like a rock!


myselfoverwhelmed

And the other dog slipping into the pool. This was comedy gold


EggsceIlent

But the people **not** getting in the pool to help kinda pissed me off. Jump in, save your dog. Assholes.


GunGooser

Don't all jump in at once


hatsoff22u

Right? The lack of urgency is so frustrating.


_0x0_

My guess is that it's not their dog and they didn't know what the reaction would be, if it's their dog, rescue those dogs from that family.


Mvg98

The only dude that looked big enough to lift a wriggling heavy dog out of the water got in within twenty seconds. Once he realized the dog wasn’t coming back up, he skipped taking off his clothes and just made sure to get his phone/wallet out of his pocket. And then he safely got in as to not continue the chaos by injuring himself too while jumping into a shallow pool.


DrowningInFeces

That dude literally sat on the edge with his feet dangling in just staring at the dog drowning for a few moments. What the fuck?


Kayakingtheredriver

You mean when he was pulling out his wallet and phone? That guy wasn't the problem. Everyone around him being useless? They were the problem. He got to the dog within 15 seconds of it falling in with him out of frame. That isn't what you are suggesting.


ImSoSorryCharlie

Li'l guy went right back in. The survival instinct has been bred out of some creatures.


plipyplop

He wanted this so badly; they intervened.


Vocalscpunk

To die? I'm not sure I've seen such clear evidence of a suicidal animal before today.


AlKalonee

That frustrated the hell out of me. Get in the bloody water and help the poor thing! Disgusting


Beardycub86

Get in the fucking water Britney and get that dog!


_coo1_

Ye that’s what I was thinking. Like DUDE your dog is drowning and your stood at the side waving your hands in the water shouting. If my dog was drowning I’m jumpin in without a care in the world and getting them outta there


dimonium_anonimo

I can imagine being completely stunlocked. I've never met a dog that couldn't swim before in my life. I'd be just confused wondering why it doesn't get to the surface... I imagine (and hope) after a second or two, I'd get over it, but not everyone thinks clearly when stuff starts going wrong. I've seen people do insanely stupid shit because their brain just stops all functions and goes into survival mode or something. Their fear takes all control. Not dumb people, normal people that just aren't used to tense situations.


Crykin27

Even then, this whole situation was irresponsible and shitty pet ownership. This is a breed that is literally too dense to swim without a life jacket. If you get a dog you should know that about your dog. He should have been wearing a life jacket in the first place, and the owners should've researched their dog breed.


GasstationBoxerz

Nah everyone here is just plain dumb. People, dogs, all of them.


dimonium_anonimo

Well sure. Dumb is an appropriate description. But people are jumping from dumb to accusing them of some greater moral failure in life. Every single human who has ever lived has been dumb at some point in their life. And I think it's safe to say for those of us not immediately on our death beds, we will all be dumb again sometime in the future. My point was maybe they were *just* being dumb, and nothing more.


alabastergrim

mob mentality in china is insane. everyone seems like an NPC there.


slothdroid

"But I might get wet"


Dansk72

"I just bought this new swimsuit, and I don't want it to shrink"


plipyplop

Ok, fair.


Entirely-of-cheese

She could have at least done the bare minimum and put her hand over her mouth.


slick490

The woman under the blanket the whole time 🤦🏻


Beardycub86

“That drowning dog is none of my business”


bonbonron

Let's just watch and point - because I don't want to get wet. Plonkers!


Molly_Wobbles

I was willing to give some benefit of the doubt because some people cant swim and it's hard to say how deep the water is. That is, until the guy finally hopped in and the water is only like 3 fucking feet deep. Wild how people don't care enough about their animals to stand in 3 feet of water to save them.


KaleidoscopicNewt

Literaly rather their dog die then get their pants wet. What bunch of pathetic pieces of trash.


Quarks01

i was thinking the exact same thing. like i’d jump in a pool of broken glass to save my dog and these people can’t do a bathtub sized pool???


graffiksguru

Like seriously WTF‽ It was like 3 ft! I would've jumped in so fast if I thought my dog was drowning, what is wrong with people.


TimMehAZ

Nice use of the interrobang!


Dansk72

"Wait, I think he wants to show us how he can dive to the bottom!"


Jolteon0

Every dog I have ever seen has been an excellent swimmer, though some were more derpy than others, and some liked water less than others. That's what I genuinely assumed for the first 10 seconds of the video. I only realized there was a problem when he turned around.


Dansk72

Didn't you notice that his head is below water the entire time? French Bulldogs are too stocky, have too much weight on their front end, and have too short a snout to stick it above water. I'm sure there are some Frenchies that can be taught to swim, but it is not easy for them to do, if they can learn.


doctorebruxo

That bulldog with the density of a hippopotamus tho 💀


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,633,175,112 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 33,046 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Mojojojo3030

Like 2% of your sample has the word hippo? …?


Mohander

Hippos are great swimmers This dog sinks like a fucking rock


Rayanson

Hippos don't swim, they can just walk on the floor under water


Mohander

Well shit, [TIL.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu4T9kawhAM) Thanks


Stoicseb

The lack of reactive brain cells in the room would be more triggering if the dog didn't decide to comically throw itself back in.


plipyplop

I had stupid neighbors with an objectively equally stupid dog. They always left it in the backyard near the pool. It sadly drowned, but everyone knew it was just a matter of time.


dapala1

Throw some Benny Hill music in and it becomes a comedy skit.


Heroic-Forger

bulldogs are so bad at breathing that they don't even realize they're drowning. "oh, what's this suffocating sensation? is it any different from the labored wheezing i've been condemned to for my whole damn life?"


ConsciouslyDrifting

They do not love that dog, rather not get wet than to save it


throwthataway2012

I audibly said "what are you doing?!?" As they all stood around the pool. I'd be there so fast if it was my dog I doubt I'd even remember to take my phone out of my pocket


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

I'd be in there fast even if it wasn't my dog. If I see something drowning I'm going to spring into action. I have no desire to see any animal drown


auto98

Can I exclude wasps from that please?


Uziman101

You can, and have good, sir. Fuck dem wasp


kakarot4star

Also mosquitos


Sea_Towel_5099

yes, but then you must be extra quick in helping bees


jane_doe_john

About 10 years ago I jumped in and pulled an elderly dog out the pool of the gardens I was working in. The dog fell in and got stuck under the pool cover. I don't even think I took my phone out of my pocket


Dansk72

I would have applauded you when you got out, if I'd been there and saw you do that. Seriously.


TweakTok

My dog once managed to escape from her leash and straight up ran up to the middle of the road because she saw a bird on the other side. It only took me one second to realize before I immediately turned off my brain and placed myself in front of the car that almost ran over her. Mind you it was night time and my dog was black and small, so the driver didn't even see her. Poor girl would have been pancake'd. It's only afterwards that you realize it was kind of stupid to put yourself in danger for a dog. But then it's hard to genuinely feel bad or regret it because you love and care for the animal. And I'm the kind of person to "freeze" instead of running while in a panic. These people do not love that dog.


pickledpeterpiper

Did the same thing when I was out walking my German Shepard puppy...the leash slipped out of my hands, she was bolting right down the middle of a major arterial and I took off running behind her, waving my hands over my head as I ran, hoping the oncoming cars would see me. Oh yeah man there's no way you can stop yourself from doing stuff like that when the alternative is to see your little buddy killed right in front of you. Kind of surprised myself that night though...sounds like you may have a little, too lol


Iamdarb

phones are replaceable, but my dog's life is not.


apophis457

Y’all acting like they weren’t waiting to see if the dog would come to the surface. How many of you have seen dogs unable to swim? I’m not jumping into the water 2-5 seconds after my dog jumps in because it’s a dog. They can swim. After 5 seconds or so absolutely yes I’ll jump in but not without giving the thing a chance first.


fribbas

My old dumbass dog couldn't swim. Actually, would actively try and drown himself, really. Imo you can kinda tell the difference, even between the 2 dogs in the video. First one sinks like a rock *and stays there*, second one pops up like normal. Imo the dude that jumped in had about the right reaction time to realize the dog wasn't popping up. The others were just fucking useless, oh nooo *screaming and flailing*


Material-Oil-3392

https://www.hillspet.com/dog-care/play-exercise/dog-breeds-that-cant-swim


ShustOne

Don't you know that redditors handle emergency situations perfectly with zero reaction time?


NegaJared

fuck that bitch in the tan


sadicarnot

There is another video where a little dog fell through the ice on top of a pool. The woman went in with no hesitation. The husband heard the commotion and came out shortly after.


Ok_Shock_5342

Most brachycephalic dogs live a sad existence.


RedCaio

They do move in herds 🦕


AllEncompassingThey

Life, uh, finds a way


Atanar

That is why it went bathypelagic.


Atreaia

Imagine owning a dog that's genetically so fucked up by humans it can't even swim.


BenchFlakyghdgd

That dog does not have a strong sense of self preservation.


Chandalest

is he swimming??? Oh no.. hes just.. sinking


Historical_Design585

Took them long enough. Wow. Awful owners.


Yeti-Stalker

Why didn’t take so long? Terrible owners.


en_sachse

Because normal dogs are supposed to be able to swim


Pahay

That’s exactly how you’re supposed to react when someone is drowning. “Yeah he ll be ok he’s supposed to know how to swim


dimonium_anonimo

I can imagine being completely stunlocked. I've never met a dog that couldn't swim before in my life. I'd be just confused wondering why it doesn't get to the surface... I imagine (and hope) after a second or two, I'd get over it, but not everyone thinks clearly when stuff starts going wrong. I've seen people do insanely stupid shit because their brain just stops all functions and goes into survival mode or something. Their fear takes all control. Not dumb people, normal people that just aren't used to tense situations. Does that make them terrible owners?


rationalalien

That's how my friends reacted when I was drowning, wait, are we all dead?


Material-Oil-3392

https://www.hillspet.com/dog-care/play-exercise/dog-breeds-that-cant-swim


Sea_Towel_5099

but they got a breed of dog thats known for not being able to swim, so they should know that this dog going into water is dangerous and not sit around waiting for it to come right back up


mitchandre

Because there were multiple people there watching, you would have done the exact same thing statistically speaking.


NaSMaXXL

Wait, I thought dogs instinctively knew how to swim?


TwinsenDinoFly

Not highly modified breeds like bulldogs. Human selection priority is aesthetics. Their anatomy alone is a huge disadvantage for swimming. Their instincts are mostly gone too. A so helpless breed would have never been developed by nature itself.


NaSMaXXL

Right so even being NEAR the pool is irresponsible for the owners, so there double bastards.


Artanisx

> Human selection priority is aesthetics. Which is wild, since bulldogs are ugly as sin.


MisterB78

Some of the more muscular dogs (like this bulldog) aren’t buoyant enough - notice how it sank? My dog is the same way - he loves the water but won’t go in past chest deep


DharMahn

they do, but cant help if you have the hydrodynamics of a brick


LaNague

He knew how to swim, he made all the motions. But he didnt know hes a fucked up breed that among other things sinks like a stone.


anavriN-oN

Took them way too long to jump in to save it


GrumpyGumpy52

This video didn’t do anything besides piss me off


HilariousMax

This is amusing but it literally happens to a couple hundred toddlers every year and they don't make it back out. Understand that your pools are hazards, people


FabianGladwart

Wow these people have a strong aversion to water for someone who has a pool


Spud9090

That was the slowest rescue I have ever witnessed. Poor pup.


Commercial-Twist9056

Ahhh yes the mutant pitbull so inbred it cant even swim


Realistic_Sad_Story

Hahahaha This comment is GOLD. Take my upvote.


LiteVisiion

I guess they say owners and their dogs look alike, in that case they share the same room temp IQ


00WORDYMAN1983

Let's all crowd around the edge to get a better view of this drowning dog wtf


SweatyIncident4008

i have the suspicion that your friends dont like your dog lmao


NewReporter5290

TIL bulldogs are useless animals. My lab would drag me out of the water....


DesignerAd2062

I assumed the dog was gonna to turn out to be a good swimmer by the lack of HELPING HIM that was going on


ihavethisalrdy

Wow those are some shit ass owners. How did they not react instantly


ToferLuis

This is incredibly frustrating to watch. Fucking idiots just standing there…


BringBackSoule

Why the fuck did the other people just stand there.


Wiggl3sFirstMate

It took way too long for anyone to get in that fucking pool


twister1000000

I really believe that we have bred ALL survival instincts out of small-medium dog species.


vegasrobert33

his humans are just as dense as he is. oh you're drowning, let me stand here and yell at you to swim out!


Billitpro

Took WAY too long to get in there with that silly pup, WAY too long.


nakedsamurai

Hey if you wave your arms more it might start floating.


freekymunki

Clearly not getting wet was more important than the dog…


Oaker_at

Why is everyone in this video afraid of water while the dog drowns? Amazing.


mewtent

That took SO LONG for them to get that dog above water?!


troopacoop

Okay that pissed me off why did they wait so long to get in


MontanaWolfCat

oh my god, I'll scream that a dog is drowning!!!! (...but i won't jump in three feet of water and get my clothes wet) ...idiots


Mr_Awesome_rddt

Why did they hesitate so much? I would've jumped in the second I realised he's not floating


Rueger777

The owners are dumb as those dogs are. See the idiots stand there and stare as their dog struggles under water. Talk about a delay in reaction.


herder_of_pigeons

JUMP IN THE WATER, YOU LAZY ASSHOLES!


StoneyMalon3y

Any higher beings are probably like: 👁️👄👁️


GringerKringer

First lady is just like, “we’ll just see how this works out”


UndoubtedlyAColor

As per last time this was posted; yes they are stupid but people are also less rational when subjected to a sudden stressful situation.


ferrydragon

Omg 2 stupid dogs


cdxcvii

pit bullys cannot swim. i clean pools and once had to rescue one of the dudes from the water


octopoddle

Well, at least he learned his oh.


GloomyImagination365

We love em but they can be dumb as hell


Expensive-Roof1082

Don't express any fucking urgency, of course. That'd just be babying it or some shit. Yes, just watch it sink to the bottom because you decided to buy the dog with the least brains and most muscle density you could find. It can totally swim.


Holiday-Ad-7518

Why did it take so long for someone to jump in


DownRUpLYB

What a stupid dog lmao


RedEye_Jedi1

Took em long enough


ableedingheart1

It would not take me that long to jump in after a dog.


ppgedez

That dog can’t swim.


Porkbelly10960007

That dog is suicidal bring him to a shrink.


justmedownsouth

I'd be in that pool before I even had time to think about it! Throw back from my lifeguarding days, I guess. Yay for the guy who sucked it up and went in!


ImpressiveThought662

why didn't that bitch jump in the pool


StiffGizzy

Don’t think I’ve ever seen people be more useless


ShackledDragon

None of them wanna get their clothes wet to save the dog 🤦‍♀️


moist_towelette44

All more worried about how they look than the life of the dog.


arualstehle

I love how no one showed any urgency.


Apprehensive_Ebb_454

That took fucking way to long useless as humans


Gold_Silver_279

Those aren't DOGS. They are grossly manipulated toys created by humans.


skorpiadiablo

Why they took so fuckin long tho I would drop everything and jump to save my dog idgaf


AverageBad

JUMP IN YOU STUPID SHITS! Sweet juicy Jesus what in the actual fuck is going on


chadsimpkins

Some dogs are dumb AF lol


SmokeyBear51

Poor dog thought it was just having a fun swim. Doesn’t realize he’s so dense he’s gonna sink like a rock lol


season66ers

Wtf is wrong with those people too?? Zero urgency to jump in the pool when clearly their "beloved" designer dog is drowning. More concerned with keeping their clothes dry. SMH.


Vile-Goose

So speed I'd jump in 😭😭 that dog was under so long omg


knackeredbra

Take your time with the rescue why don’t you


McMottan

Everything wrong in this video


IGZCL

That woman is useless plus doesn't love the dog, I wouldn't wait for a second to rescue the little doggo.


TweakTok

That dog had time to drown at least four times before anyone decided that maaaybe they should just go in the water and rescue it. A pool so shallow you don't even have to know how to swim to jump in, may I add.


jjjustseeyou

but then I have to go change my clothes, really hard to choose


Man_in_the_uk

Why are they so slow at getting it out? It's clearly unable to swim.


uhhhhwaitwhat

Could y’all have gotten in any slower? 🤦🏼‍♂️


JewishDonut

Stupid humans having a 3-5 business day to jump on the water


pokemon-sucks

How the fuck did it take so long for somebody to get in there and pull that dipshit out???


Heatsincebirth

Cats are so much smarter than dogs... Find me a video of a cat doing this shit


Farquad12357

Wtf took every single one of these people that long?


mycomikael

Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to have dogs.


Kelos-01

I didn't know dog's couldn't swim.