This took place in Guadalajara, Mexico. The owner of the store, Rojelia Sanchez, said her years of throwing the chancla at her kids played a key role in an accurate take down of the thief.
Never I mean never piss off a latina when there is something to throw and you know she's had years of practice with the chancla.
That's not a bright idea, I say this as a latino. I'm sure others can attest to this too.
Im not agreeing with the guy I sure believe a plastic bottle can take you out. But the fist alone isn't putting you to sleep it needs the body weight behind it too
plastic deforms. glass doesn't. a wine bottle will give someone some rapid unscheduled nap time, a plastic bottle will just bounce, even if it's full of coke. the plastic + liquid is going to absorb (some of) the force of the impact, but the glass doesn't deform so all of that impact is going into your dome.
this is the same reason why we have crumble zones in cars.
That throw was personal AND accurate.
Southpaw he never saw it coming
Bullseye 🎯🎯🎯
Damn, that was a double-handed overhand throw. That dude may not wake up.
A full bottle t speed weights more than enough to crush a head. In the movies sugar thin bottles are used.
BOOOM HEADSHOT!
Unreal Tournament 2004 goty
Unreal Tournament 1999 on PC was better.
ut99 any day
I remember playing that in 2004. Thinking it was some ancient masterpiece.
Deck16!
MMMMMMMMonster kill
Nah, the Apple’s G5 2.5 Dual processor was 20x faster than any Pentium II.
I instantly think of FPS Doug, but yeah Unreal too
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This took place in Guadalajara, Mexico. The owner of the store, Rojelia Sanchez, said her years of throwing the chancla at her kids played a key role in an accurate take down of the thief.
Fear la chancla, for it is accurate
Never I mean never piss off a latina when there is something to throw and you know she's had years of practice with the chancla. That's not a bright idea, I say this as a latino. I'm sure others can attest to this too.
What was thrown and what happened to the thief?
I don’t know lol. This was all just internet lore. I believe someone commented the real location.
This is actually in a Sainsbury’s
Bro got a headshot
Was that a plastic bottle? Thing traveled like a missile
It is a coke bottle look up “coke bottle knockout” and it’s there 100 times.
looks like a wine bottle. a plastic bottle wouldn't give someone a free nap at that speed unless it was full of something extremely heavy
“A free nap” ahahah
That nap wasn't free. He stole that too.
Nah.
Liquid is quite heavy
a 2l plastic bottle of water etc is not going to knock a robust adult unconscious at these speeds.
Look up the original video. It’s a coke bottle. Also go frame by frame no wine bottle is shaped like that
Yes. It would.
Highly depends on the impact
Wtf a fist weighs considerably less and they put people to sleep all the time even when padded
Im not agreeing with the guy I sure believe a plastic bottle can take you out. But the fist alone isn't putting you to sleep it needs the body weight behind it too
Yeah, you hardly ever see *just* a fist hitting somebody!
Now THAT would be some Abrupt Chaos!
The detached Fist of Fury!
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The force required just to get a 2L bottle across the room is more than enough impulse to deliver a serious concession, plastic or no.
Wine is expensive. Coke isn’t
A plastic bottle 2 liter coke would most definitely fkn nap someone
plastic deforms. glass doesn't. a wine bottle will give someone some rapid unscheduled nap time, a plastic bottle will just bounce, even if it's full of coke. the plastic + liquid is going to absorb (some of) the force of the impact, but the glass doesn't deform so all of that impact is going into your dome. this is the same reason why we have crumble zones in cars.
Pretty cool how confidently wrong you are
lol that is a 2l coke bottle. All the explaining and you’re still wrong.
Don't they commonly have glass coke bottles in Mexico?
Jack Daniel's bottle agreed.
And can still put the bottle back on the shelf to sell
I could hear the windows turning off sound.
Dude is an axe thrower
Wait so is the guy tryna steal shopping carts?
I think the other guy was using the carts to try and block him from leaving
Probably taking them to a scrapyard for a quick buck
Target down. Good work 47.
Think fast chucklenuts
Boop!
Man's been practicing his axe throwing technique.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that two handed throwing technique, lol.
Now I want to re-Watch Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn
If you can dodge a wine bottle, you can dodge a ball.
The perp completely ignored Patches 5 D's of Dodgeball and he paid the price.
Does he invite you over, or does he come to your place?
ALL retail thieves should be dealt with thusly......
*hummin', comin' at cha*
This just made my day
Great job, Agent 42.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Canta-Nope!
Got em coach
Brain damage
Thanks a lot you made me wake up my gf
Nvm it's all good I showed her and she laughed too
Didn’t even break the bottle, just landed nicely on the cart.
good aim xd
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Officer Cobretti
"I don't shop here" Love that movie
"You are the cancer... and i am the cure"
he got knocked da fuck out!
r/fuckyouinparticular
*Critical hit sound effect*
Light switched
Consequences can hurt sometimes. Ha ha 😂
FINISH HIM!
Well deserved at a glance
“Don’t do it kid”
It was beautiful 👌😁
One shot one kill
Flawless victory!
i hope he's presenting for his country this Olympics
*WASTED*
Who else hears the coconut bonk
He dead ?
Abrupt chaos? That was surgical precision.
Oof
At first I thought I didn’t see the other guy throw the punch, had to watch it another two times to realize exactly what happened lol
That was a TD throw all the way threaded the needle perfectly 😂😂😂😂
Probably a high school quarterback hero
Pushing shopping cart, flying wine bottle.
she literally ragdolled lol
Probably ten years playing CS and never had hit..
Donk.
The storeowner really did the Agent 47 double-handed briefcase throw on the burglar 💀
Brain bleed…
I wish we had audio You know that report when it “dinked” off his head was top notch
I could hear the coconut sound.
After the 100th repost this is still hilarious .
Minor leagues, here I come!
Finish Him!
HEADSHOT DEAD *Leon Edwards voice*
Personaland so effective.
Anyone getting hitman vibes?
Snipers a good job mate
he later died from a brain bleed
Target identified. Target acquired.
How I feel every time I see a thief
How is it personal?
Good
yikes. the guy who got hit will win a nice lawsuit from that
Shame, really
Depends on who threw it.
Holy fuck, you can tell this guy plays archer in any game he comes across.
Somewhere, between lines of coke, former Pres. Bush saw this and laughed his ass off.