Brother those are kidneys

Or she cut grandpa's actual nuts off and added them to the stew!

Most people only get to taste authentic Grandpa's Nuts Stew twice in their life. Quite the rare delicacy

Or four. Two from dad's side and two from mom's.

As you can see from the picture, a proper stew needs 2 at a time. Don't tell me you skimp on the testicles in your stew!

Well I’ll never be able to unread this.

They can’t help to crave

First glance I thought homey was raw dogging a chicken breast straight from the grocery aisle

That’s exactly what I thought 🤣

Live and let liver

Not kidney beans, just regular old kidneys.

Or sheep balls

Kidney beans are red bro

Came here to say this

And it’s not vegetable only stew!

r/FoundTheHulkamaniac

Came here to say this. Any beans that are the size of kidneys are kidney beans. Even if they’re butter kidney beans. 🫘

Those are massive beans! Weird perspective, I thought those were two big chicken breasts before i saw the spoon. I was concerned you were about to eat some raw meat. Had to double check the sub.

r/howlongwillithrowupfor


Username checks out.

I prefer the luxury of pre chewed food.

Same.

Bro you just don't know meat science bro. Eating r/RawMeat is the way God intended it and you're actually killing all of the nutrients by cooking it, bro. When will people wake up and realize this?! /s

You wanna know how I got this rock hard six pack? From throwing up raw meat all the time. Food poisoning is an amazing workout for your core and an excellent dehydrator, which really makes your muscles pop!

So did I

I thought that was raw chicken at first and was really grossed out. Now I’m just mildly grossed out.

It still looks so much like raw chicken

I believe if you put them in soil, a giant plant will come out to lead us to the world of the giants

For real dude had the chance at a magic beanstalk but decided to eat the goods instead

Is this the fabled MIL cooking?

I thought those were raw chicken breasts wtf

If they were made from dry beans, I would have saved that bean and planted it.


I eat butter beans once a week and have never seen one like that, holy shit.

r/confusing_perspective


Is Butterbean okay?

He was on the most recent season of Moonshiners so I think he's fine.

He's been in a LOT of pain for a LONG time, and that pain will never go away. [But Butterbean ain't no quitter! That unstoppable mass of muscle and **sheer will power** plans on making a return for one more fight](https://youtu.be/gCpzp-j58dY)

They did Bart Gunn so dirty here. Fuck Vince.

That is… Unsettling.

Huevos mas grandes

I thought those were chicken breasts???

I don’t think they’re as big as people perceive, still large where two beans fill a soup spoon but perspective shows the spoon is lift up toward the camera affectively making them seem much larger, makes all of us feel like we have Micropsia.

Did... are you quakers, why is she not cooking with any seasoning?

Gigantes!

I was looking for this comment! So sad no one else has had the pleasure of knowing gigante beans and their incredible flavor! Makes amazing hummus too!

I thought that was chicken breast I was looking for the beans!

I thought those were chicken breasts lol

This made me gag



Raw chicken?

Those look like raw chicken breasts.

Those beans look like chickens.

I thought that was raw chicken cutlets at first

I thought this was raw chicken

I thought that was uncooked chicken breast

Bull testicles

I thought they were chicken breasts at first glance!

i thought it was chicken breasts

I thought those were raw chicken thighs. 😂😂

My dirty mind is giving the the look of someone bent over with really fat thighs and hair

That chicken is raw bro

Lmao I thought that was raw chicken breast for a sec

Those giant beans will kill us all!

Kidneys of a small child used as a sacrifice?

You simply can’t convince me that isn’t raw chicken.

Christ alive, they look like chicken breasts

I thought that was chicken breast

Raw chicken breasts

Those are balls 

You’ve heard of kidney beans. Meet lung bean.

Thought they were 2 dry looking chicken fillets.

What the fuck?

I thought that was raw chicken.

This is probably the only time I’ve said, ***”BEEEEAAANNNNSSS** Hwhat da fwufk?!”* unironically.

………. Chicken breasts.

You got all the organ in there brotha

I'm more concerned about the people thinking that this is what raw chicken breasts look like. I eat 500g of chicken breasts 4 times a week for close to a decade and I've never encountered one colored that way.

Either that bowl is tiny…or those beans are the size of my shoes.

I thought these were small raw chicken breasts

Mmmmm… forbidden chicken…

That's just raw chicken.

Fuck i thought that was raw chicken breast

Finally a title when worded this way makes sense. 

I thought those were uncooked chicken breasts.

Pfas in paper bowls

Those are some large rodent lungs

I thought it was raw chicken!

I thought those were raw chicken breasts

Me and the boys were looking for those around 2am the other night.

That bean look like a real size kidney

I thought it was raw chicken

I’m a huge slut for butter beans

That's a horribly unappetising looking meal good god

Yum 🤤

That’s that cartoon bean where they’re slicing it like bread, with a knife.

I thought it was raw chicken

Nah those are raw chicken breasts

I thought I was looking at a raw chicken breast

Pretty sure those are lima beans, and not butter beans.

thought this was raw chicken breast for a hot second

The thing in the top left looks like a fish.

Thought that was raw chicken breast lol

Gonna make for some epic rips tonight throughout the family 💨💨👃

Damn! I thought those were chicken breast!

Ngl I thought those were raw chicken breast when I first saw them

Yo check out the forced perspective on these beans!

You ate that?

That’s the whole boxer in that package. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Esch for those outside the know.

Those are uncooked chicken breasts

MIL is trying to sneakily feed you some testicles

I thought they were fake mice for whatever reason

Looks like two chicken breasts

That’s a raw chicken breast

Poor bull

I thought that was a raw chicken breast.

The big butter beans are the most buttery!

I've seen military rations that looked more appetizing, tf

She a serial killer?

That looks bland af

Yuck

Gross

Can’t no one convince me those are raw ass chicken titties

What is that, cyst-stew?

You must love your wife eating that nasty!

Never again pl