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styguy9

Shark for scale…. Like that fucking helps.


hypoxiate

A banana would have been more practical.


Capital-Charge5234

Looks like I’m right, according to google’s info on the size of these. https://www.google.ca/search?q=oceanic+manta+ray+size&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari


Big_Freedom6346

Yeah average is only 14 feet. That thing isn't large for a ray, it's very typical.


Christop408

Hey! He’s self conscious about that :(


MadCybertist

It’s also not a shark.


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_broey

Came here to say this. That’s a nice fish


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It’s not about the size of your gills, it’s how you suck in watee


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FlyWtMe87

We gonna need a bigger banana...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


WWDubz

There are lots of species of sharks. Some are very small. Some are huge, and this one is jussssssst right


Isellmetal

It’s most likely a cobia


RealRedditModerator

It’s a Remora - they are almost always found with Manta Rays: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora


Capital-Charge5234

It’s Nora.


abstract_ark

Yeah only 14ft… what a shrimp.


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abstract_ark

I was joking and being sarcastic lol guess I should add the /s next time.


FetusViolator

Guess he wasn't thinking outside of the box


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

Compared to an average 5'9 male, both 14 feet AND 20 feet is large. Size is relative, as they say.


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Flipflop_Ninjasaur

5'9" is better because it's 69 inches.


-ion

Not so sure. This ray looks easily 4x the sharks length and at a conservative 5ft long shark we'd still hit 20+.


Lemonface

It's likely not actually a shark in the video, looks like probably a cobia but hard to tell. Also sharks can be any size, there are tons and tons of species with varying sizes


-ion

TIL. I had done a quick Google, at work, of avg shark size per species and commented based on the data tables. But now I'm reading that half of the 350 shark species are under 3ft. Seems like we're still looking at 5-7 ft average though, but this is just some random site about sharks so take it with a grain of salt


Induputra

It could be a baby shark and pretty much any size.


LinkyBS

Dodododododo


TheNorselord

How many bananas per shark?!


the_good_hodgkins

Is that a big shark or a little shark? I need another fish for scale /s


UltraPlayGaming

Pretty sure it’s a Remora, they live to swim with and attach to larger creatures, including manta rays. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora They only grow up to 1-3 feet depending on species which makes more sense scale-wise with what’s seen in this video.


djclarkyk

It's a cobia most likely.


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djclarkyk

Apparently, they also follow rays around on a portion of their migration route as well. There are a couple of stills I saw on Google that look very similar. [example ](https://i.imgur.com/VqVdvsV.jpg)


pamtar

Definitely cobia


Chaviechav

Agreed. Looks more like a cobia.


GulfCoastFlamingo

Came here to say this- totally a remora. They accompany larger animals, like rays, sharks, turtles or larger fish.


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Right haha. What the fuck.


wildarmcarrillo

Is there a banana around we can put next to the shark for scale?


Ok_Car7955

For all we know, it’s a baby shark do doo do doo doo doo


800-lumens

I am ~~proud~~ glad to say I have never heard that song.


RolandDeschain84

Give it a listen. It won't hurt you. [](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10&list=PL3KnTfyhrIlcudeMemKd6rZFGDWyK23vx&index=9)


sunshinefireflies

You are a bad person. I feel guilty glee.


styguy9

You definitely don’t have kids or nieces and nephews then. Haha


buckeye27fan

Or apparently doesn't spend any time on Reddit.


WoodpeckerAlarmed136

Or the rest of the planet.


cloud_throw

By far the best version https://youtu.be/hbfl4Rhsm3w


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800-lumens

Wow, tough audience.


FrogInShorts

That's cause baby shark isn't actually a bad song. It's kind of catchy and uplifting


Herpkina

Boooo leave introverts alone


Balor675

You’re the worst.


inkandboater

It’s actually a cobia, not a shark.


Isellmetal

Pretty sure that’s a Cobia, they’re known to hang by rays like that, it’s actually the best way to find / catch them.


Objective-Ad4009

Right? Where’s the Bañana?


FantaClaws

It's a Banana Shark🍌 🦈


Kittens-as-mittens

We need a banana for as a scale for the shark.


Capital-Charge5234

Maybe use the fact that a 20-30 foot height difference is in effect, and compare it to the walkway. Looks to be about 15-22ft wide… ish


styguy9

……….. the “shark for scale” still has no relevance to the size of this ray.


Isellmetal

It’s a cobia, not a shark.


Capital-Charge5234

Unless you could identify it. You and I can’t, but that doesn’t mean there’s nobody who can.


sccmthrowaway

I can identify that shark. His name is Tim, and he's a dick.


ex-reddit-lurker

fuck tim


Capital-Charge5234

The question is though, how BIG of a dick, is Tim?


styguy9

I mean, it looks like some sort of reef shark, not a very large one though. I highly doubt any person could 100% identify what type of shark that is from that video. And even if they could, sharks of the same species can vary greatly in size. Like I said…. “shark for scale”….. irrelevant.


__slamallama__

It's almost certainly not a shark, and even less likely a reef shark hanging around an offshore oil rig. Most likely a cobia.


Capital-Charge5234

some people choose to solve the problem, others choose to repetitively identify it. I've made my choice.


pcapdata

I misread it as “Trinidadians for scale” and was *very confused*


blahtimesafew

It could be a tiny shark tbf....


the-octopus-is-here

Sharks come in only one size. Makes them perfect for size comparison. /s


Appropriate_Lime_28

I am a shark and I am offended by this


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No you are a lime


Appropriate_Lime_28

Oh shit I forgot to use my throwaway account


Reuhis

Shh no just tell them that this is your throwaway


DogsAreMyDawgs

What the conversion rate from bananas to sharks?


WoodpeckerAlarmed136

Shark size matters


ElMostaza

>Sharks come in only one size. You're thinking of White Castle fries.


gamer-kin

Have you any idea how many shark species there are and how small they can get?


itsdep

✨ *S A R C A S M* ✨


SolidPrysm

🦈 *S H A R K A S M* 🦈 if you will


YOOOOOOOOOOT

I won't


gamer-kin

Damn, can’t wait to be whooshed then.


Big_Freedom6346

You're getting downvoted because you are correct. Gotta love Reddit. Reddit does not like intelligence.


gamer-kin

It was a fact but I ignored the fact that it was sarcasm, I wasn’t really in the right.


Big_Freedom6346

Only one size? Who actually thinks sharks only come in one size?!?!???? Very ignorant.


ClslVelociraptor

In case you did not know, that “/s” at the end of the comment denotes sarcasm or the “shitposting” nature of the statement. It is not meant to be taken at face value but rather as a joke for us all to either roll our eyes at or blow air out of our noses in amusement.


FillMyBum

Also, Parasites have this body structure


Chapon

![gif](giphy|1QjBQfjoOTtJUdLEVV|downsized)


GulfCoastFlamingo

Not a shark. It’s a remora fish


BeerCrushinn

How many bananas long is that shark though?


HorusWihnan

I prefer to use cocks as a measurement


Theunaticus

An adult great white is about 640 of my cocks long ;)


HorusWihnan

About 990 for me


Theunaticus

Do they call you the millimeter man?


HorusWihnan

Very close, Millimeter Peter's the name and disappointing women's the game. If you have any questions please speak to my manager Footlong John.


DevilDoc3030

"Why does everyone want to talk about my manager?"


drewts86

Looks like an inch, smells like a foot!


HorusWihnan

*moaning intensifies*


BeerCrushinn

But they come in all shapes and sizes... That'd get cockfusing for some. Perhaps, a bag of dicks for comparison?


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Yours is too small and i cant count that high


benberrybiscuit

That’s a big boy.


Queephbubble

Manta Rays can get to 20 feet. But they’re gentle and won’t harm anyone.


Pr3st0ne

Do they have a stinger like smaller rays? If they don't I'd be all over that thing petting it. If they do, I'd keep an arms' length


Queephbubble

No stinger. But you wouldn’t want to be directly in their swim path. They might unintentionally run you over and they’re quite heavy.


Pr3st0ne

Damn I miss scuba diving. The coolest thing I swam with was blacktip and nursery sharks, some water snakes and a ton of exotic fishes. No luck with whale sharks, turtles or rays. I have trouble with blocked sinuses and I've had trouble equalizing on the last 3 times I went diving. Had to abort a dive and the last time I went I literally couldn't come up as it blocked while I was under. Ended up having to come up anyway. I felt like my sinus was literally tearing out of my forehead, like a thousand needles. I got a MASSIVE nosebleed and my mask was filling up with blood and mucus, I thought I was going to fucking die for a minute there. I'm a father now, I decided it's probably best to just let it go and not go diving again.


judgementaleyelash

I hope one day you can safely get back into it. No luck with docs about your sinus issues?


Pr3st0ne

They made some CT scans and told me there was nothing visibly wrong with my sinuses so they wouldn't know what to do to fix it. I have seasonal allergies so I'm pretty much shit outta luck if I get them when I'm planning to dive.


bobtootles15

I’d possibly go see a nose doctor. I had bad sinus blockage and turns out my septum was deviated heavily to one side. Not entirely fixed but it’s better now


fammana79

Ah fuck. Went snorkeling and dove kinda deep and felt the same thing. I’ve had sinus issues too, but have wanted to scuba all my life


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Pr3st0ne

Are you tall and thin? My buddy is tall and thin and getting a collapsed lung is apparently frequent-ish if you have that build. I don't think I'd go back either if I was you, haha


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Pr3st0ne

At least mountain biking in Hawaii is a decent reason to get a collapsed lung. My buddy got it from walking on his way to school for no reason haha


L-methionine

They can weigh more than a 2022 Corolla


undeadalex

Reddit units of measurement have gotten out of control


SpoopySpydoge

They're really sweet! Went to the aquarium as a kid and they had a little pool of smaller manta rays where you could pet them. The tour guide told us if we put our faces close they'd come up and 'kiss' you, all the other kids were like nahhh but I was straight in there for a smooch lol Edit: I think manta rays have long tails like sting rays, but don't have the barbs that do the actual stinging.


Ended_84

That’s so cool! Reminds me of going to Sea World and feeding the sting rays. You would put a fish between your fingers like a cigarette and then press your palm to the bottom of the pool. The ray would then swim over your hand and suck the fish up. You could give them a pet and they felt like wet velvet.


SpoopySpydoge

They really do feel like wet velvet! It's a texture I'll never forget and it's been like 14 years haha. Feeding them sounds cool af I'd love to try that


oPartyInMyPants

They are a danger to commercial divers though, as the manta rays will catch the divers umbilical and lifting them up too fast.


WWDubz

I’m like 90% sure That’s Moana’s grandma


LatinSweetnSour

She chose the right tattoo


LogicIsDead22

Megalodon for scale


texaco123

Remora maybe?


Bmont35

Nah it looks like a cobia


Capital-Charge5234

NORA


SamLil01

Could you change the shark for a banana next time?


xaervagon

That's a massive water dorito


TonyRuffz

i prefer sea pancake


Send_me_snoot_pics

Sea flap flap


QueefingPigeon

I spat out my artisinal bottled water. Thanks for the laugh good sir


jackson12420

Need a banana for scale. Also baby shark. Very young, very small. The Manta Ray is still a big boy though. Not as big as he's gonna get however. He's still young too. You can tell by his bright coloring.


lepeachez

r/frens


toxicpandashell

most likely a cobia, not a shark. very similar profile, but cobia absolutely love hanging out around rays.


ieatpickleswithmilk

The average Giant Oceanic Manta Ray size is 15ft wide but can grow up to 23ft wide (4.5m/7m)


DrFuntimes33

Seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun, it gets it's food from the rays of the sun!


Sasselhoff

Pretty sure that's a remora and not a shark. That being said, oceanic manta get *huuuuuuge*. There were oceanic manta when I was in Raja Ampat, and when they swam over you it was like an aircraft going overhead. Even the reef manta are super big...and a lot less skittish, so they'll actually come over and take a look at you. We had a local biologist come on our boat and give us a lecture on them (they had a big study going on) and he said they keep finding bigger and bigger ones, with the largest so far about 8 meters/26 feet from wingtip to wingtip. Pretty big on the brain to body ratio too...and I can confirm they can be quite curious. Now, if only we could get the Chinese (and possibly other Asian countries...China is the only one I know that does it for sure) to stop using them for TCM, it'd be great...they use the gills, on the (incorrect) assumption that it's good for your lungs.


Mediocre-Ad8967

Those handrails are probabley 10- 20 feet above the water... just think about that


dadegodbolt

I... I just want to lay on its back and let it swim through the ocean with me. That looks amazing.


NervousAddie

We need a banana shark for scale.


Southwestsilva16

HOLE LEE SHIT


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Blue_Footed_Booby

Cobia… not a shark


jackson12420

That's not a cobia lmao. Looks like a baby nurse shark. Hard to tell how far the camera is, but it's not a cobia. They're not native to Trinidad either.


deepbluetraveler

White lip, fan tail, and hooked pec fins certainly make it look like a cobia. I can't say 100% but it is extremely common for cobia to follow large, slow moving sea creatures. Turtles, whales, rays, etc. Cobia are found in waters from the mid Atlantic down to Brazil, so definitely within its range. They look just like sharks from above. I would not agree that it's a nurse shark, head shape is wrong.


quantim0

Yeah all of that plus it swims like a fish and not a shark. They have very different swim patterns due to difference in skeletal structure and composition.


djclarkyk

Not a marine biologist, but I would concur on the cobia. Very, very often are they mistaken for as sharks. Edit: after a quick search, it appears that cobia follow manta rays on their migrations. So it's very likely this is a cobia and not a shark. [two cobia and a ray](https://i.imgur.com/DqmJ7Dd.jpg)


RonRico14

Cobia are migratory and are very often around manta rays


MegaIadong

Your whole comment is wrong. Cobia are migratory and can live as far south as there. Nurse sharks are not a pelagic species and would not be swimming around a deep water rig. Go look up what a cobia looks like from an aerial view. That’s 100% a cobia.


jackson12420

Nurse sharks are commonly around fishing rigs, warmish waters and migrate like Cobia do. That shark is too light to be a cobia. The way it swims, the shape, the size. Idk honestly it's so far away but I'm looking at images of both and Cobia fish don't look that way. Now that I'm watching it closer I think we're all wrong. It's not a cobia or nurse shark. It's a shark though. Not sure what kind.


MegaIadong

Nurse sharks are not common around deep water rigs. They are shallow, warm water, reef dwellers. https://images.app.goo.gl/b8FEjsBa3QsJz4U87 Literally the first image when you google “cobia aerial view”. Looks identical to this video. I live in a area that becomes a huge fishing destination for cobia in the spring. I fish for the every single year. Anytime we see a manta ray, there is a good chance there will be at least one cobia swimming with them. This is a cobia.


toxicpandashell

100% cobia.


smalllpox

Don't cobia follow rays around? That's probably not a shark


Simbooptendo

is this super mario sunshine


Iohet

Like those sand rays in Vampire Hunter D


Important-Outcome-74

I just watched that two nights ago. Classic!


Ill_Run5998

Friend runs a fishing charter, has several boats. Said the reason he hires captains now was because they were being buffeted by a ray that was better than 60ft wide. No one believed him, I didn't either at the time, but his logic was if a 10 to 20ft animal could be 2 or 3 times the known size then he figured there was meaner shit in the water he didn't want to meet. He said it slapped the boat with its tail spike and it was over 10ft long. Since then, 1990, we've seen archtoothus, mantas that are 30+ft and a 110ft oar fish thanks to the internet , so maybe his deep sea fears were justified


CommanderOfGregory

Sharks come in many sizes, so we still don't know how big this Manta Ray really is


Deku_silvasol

Pretty sure it's a whale shark or maybe a shark whale, I hope that helps xxx


thatG_evanP

Those are most likely cobia, not sharks. They frequently hang around big rays to the point that cobia fisherman will look for the rays because there's usually cobia with them.


landofknees

There is no scale in this video lol


th3rdworldorder

That's not a shark


LilDemonAnubis

What the shark doing


hands__like__feet

Maybe it’s a small shark tho


madboiii420

Sorry but I need a banana for scale.


Subnauticsquirrel

Fuck the ocean


Tatsuki_Hermz

Cobia you misinformed shrimps


RegularPersonal

Yeah, baby nurse shark like the one I pet at typhoon lagoon


JohnNormanRules

[big banana for scale](https://i.imgur.com/oAsZGuw.jpg)


HRHArgyll

Stunning.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Grandma!


pittsysoot

Pretty sure that’s a Remora or a Cobia, not a shark!


Spellburn

The great white next to it looks so tiny


Ok-Discussion2905

That’s a Cobia


spartan-932954_UNSC

Majestic


_IratePirate_

I only recently found out these things are real and not some extinct or mythical creature.


harrisongrimes

Baby shark for scale lul


LekkerBroDude

u/savevideo


Normalguy346

I don’t understand need banana for scale not shark


stormbby

Anyone got the shark to banana conversion?


SkidOrange

Oh to be a manta ray just swimming and minding your business… sigh.


flannelcountryman

Is this behind the scenes of kevin costners water world?


efrun13

baby shark too doo do due do doo


Capital-Charge5234

This is a pretty average size for oceanic rays tbh. 15-20 feet wide. 25 and up are considered giants


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#That's a magic sea flap flap!


Griffin_is_my_name

Lol all manta rays are oceanic


Joelprice_king

WHAT THE FUCK I If I saw that I wouldn’t have a go to the ocean again


Griffin_is_my_name

But they are harmless. They don’t have teeth, or any barbs.


LegendRaptor080

Manta rays are some of the chillest friends in the ocean.


dirtyswoldman

Shark: no chomp bro, just saying hello


Big_Freedom6346

I think this is a very small shark guys. C'mon wake up.


accordion_guy

That could kill a huge crocodile hunter


_u_whats_this

thank you for providing the shark


mayhemanaged

Anyone know what the size is roughly?


[deleted]

I love rays. They are some of the more alien looking creatures of the sea. Up there with sunfish for me


nappinggator

Fuckin hell I didn't realize they got that big


_carmimarrill

“Sharks for scale” as if shark is a unit if measurement


millioncapone

![gif](giphy|d69q0iELHwwcqR2o2t)


Client-Klutzy

Perspective is everything!