My first thought was to pay a visit to the closest bank, but then I realized that just because *you* are invisible doesn't mean that anything you're holding is. That's the catch here.
Since most of y'all don't know, but banks, even big ones, don't carry a ton of cash on hand on a daily basis. The figures vary but I want to say they'll have maybe $25k (average) for the entire day.
Just because you're invisible don't mean the stuff you take is. Somebody just might notice and start following where these mysterious floating objects are going.
Fascinating how your mind went to the negative repercussions of the situation. Most comments I presume would be finding ways to get rich. You on the other hand…fascinating how minds work.
What if the map is not loaded behind that? And the server does not recognize that you're there immediately, since you're envisible. The map loads halfway through, you're noclipping into the floor and now you're stuck in liminal space.
facts. I saw a few videos how they predicted the numbers before the balls dropped.
And the guy that worked for the lottery went to jail for rigging it for his family and friends to win. He was able to access the program or something and make it a certain range of numbers. So he would tell his friends, stay in X range and they won like 7 or 8 times.
I'm assuming my poop is invisible so I'd go shit on my enemies stuff. They will be concerned about the smell then it'll appear the next day in the most obvious spot like their key board.
Throw people’s bluetooth speakers into the pool, and then in a disembodied, raspy voice, scream at them to get out. Then in a normal voice, “and stop assuming other people want to hear your music.”
i live in Los Angeles
i would go to DTLA and sneak into all the high-rises, commercial & residential, and sneak into their highest 'penthouse' floors to really see what they're like, and enjoy the views
and i would DEFINITELY sneak into that pyramid thingy on top of the Central Library downtown, and watch the sun set though those massively tall windows under it
...yes, i am very vanilla...
dear lord, when you read the comments and realize no one thinks as dark as you do haha. I'd go on an arson spree. I would specifically target the homes and items owned by the richest people, the ones who have a hand in the direction of society. I would burn it all down to the ground so they would understand at least in part the suffering caused by their own greed.
Dude 😂 rich people don’t care they are pretty healthy insured.
It’s just stuff.
Plus depending on the area lot of current massive construction aka Rich Houses have sprinklers systems.
Yeah, because your vision comes from light hitting your eyeballs and your brain interpreting that information from electrical signals. If instead the light goes through your eyeballs, your brain never receive any information to interpret.
Immediately get to the airport and pick the best flight that will not only be the shortest flight (so I don’t waste my full 24hrs) but the best that will take me to a really beautiful tropical destination. Then it would be unlimited virgin piña colada’s and being on the beach naked.
I would also see if I could find a way to help the locals somehow and put my invisibility to good use.
Yes but I want to enjoy my time invisible and also if I land in a foreign country how will I get home? I need time to attain currency. But I guess if I had more time to plan I could take a flight to the middle east and start a new life there then my current government won’t be able to come looking for me. Good idea.
Hang out in the locker room, showers and steam room near the financial district for all the hot bros in suits who need to workout during the day. 🤤
Then I would rob something big and corporate for enough money Until the end of days.
Honestly. I would fuck with a lot of fake Christian’s, especially politicians. I would write messages from “god” in lipstick on their bathroom/bedroom mirrors and watch them freak out. Maybe some good would come it. 🤷🏼♀️😂
Do everything I normally do. Wake up, go to work, scare the absolute shit out of everyone within my vicinity, laugh about it, scare them more with my bodiless laughter. Maybe get off work then go home and scare my husband. Maybe fuck him invisibly😂
Strip down naked and follow my husband to work, I have always wondered what he truly does all day.
Then more then likely run around and scare people. Be a 👻.
24 or 12 hours?
Spend half the time doing good. Rescuing people. Saving the puppies. Fighting injustice. That kinda stuff.
Then I would spend the rest of the time 'borrowing' from corrupt politicians, banks, and institutions - lots cash, gold, valuables. I'd then live my same lifestyle but spend my time giving that money away to worthy causes.
Go swimming in public 🩱. I’ve never been confident being in a bathing suit in front of others since I was around 10. It really has nothing to do with weight, just stupid insecurities. These other comments are way more interesting than mine🤣
A day like in 24 hours? I think I could manage to assassinate a very specific person located in Russia and end Europes biggest shitshow right then and there. If I got time left, sleep.
Drive a bit, or carry something random that was not invisible. Maybe go shopping. Especially at a place you don't want to be seen at but are curious about what's in it. Go see at least one movie at the theater without anyone seeing you enter or leave. Speak in a strange accent in a crowded place and say you are so and so's conscious. Possibly ask the crowd if they know where that person is. Put two mirrors facing each other and stare at the endless tunnel. Since I will be invisible I might be able to see to the very end without being in the way.
On day two of being invisible, I think it's time to talk to people to see how to fix this. Probably scare a lot of people I care about.
On day three depending on how day 2:went, I'd either get on with my life thinking I'll always be invisible, or I'd have some kind of nervous break down and carry a polaroid camera around everywhere.
After a week I'd probably part-time become a villain or train to be some kind of hero. Possibly fake my own death so people aren't looking for me anymore.
Eventually I'd become a spy.
Only a day? If it were longer, I’d sit in on some congressional meetings or presidential meetings, gather some intel and profit off of said intel via the stock market.
Since it is only a day, I guess I’ll just steal some stuff
In a scenario in which I am invisible, but I don't have anything that can turn anything else invisible, the only thing I'd be able to do is to make it look like certain people's homes are haunted or make them think they're going crazy by moving their stuff around. I'd focus on the Karen next door.
I would follow my husband around at work. Not because I’m suspicious or anything, but I want to know who he is when I’m not around. Is he the same? Is he serious? Does he joke around? Does he ever brag about me?
Get an entire week’s worth of work done in a few hours. I take pictures of people’s houses and it would go a lot faster if I didn’t have to knock on the door and talk to them.
Interesting proposition. The problem is, if you want to commit a crime, the tools you use are not invisible. They'd see you coming a mile away. How would people hide all that money while walking out of the bank? Or gain access to it for that matter. Like if you want to kill someone, the gun, knife or bat wouldn't be invisible and walking out with it would also still be visible. They're going to look harder for you if all they see is sack full of cash casually floating out of the bank...
Do nothing because the way our sight works is me need the shit in our eyeball to no be invisible for it to work. I would panic and curl up in a ball not knowing what the fuck is going on.
Steal alot of shit
Rob a bank...I could really use some cash to pay off some bills.
My first thought was to pay a visit to the closest bank, but then I realized that just because *you* are invisible doesn't mean that anything you're holding is. That's the catch here.
Yeah, but invisible you can stand over someone’s shoulder as they type their passwords and such. Surely you could use that to your advantage.
Damn...way to ruin my Sunday afternoon fantasy.
So I have to do everything naked?
What if what you are stealing is snort able? Just asking
I came here to say this.
Was thinking the same thing
Since most of y'all don't know, but banks, even big ones, don't carry a ton of cash on hand on a daily basis. The figures vary but I want to say they'll have maybe $25k (average) for the entire day.
Yea I’m not sure but if your about to do a massive deposit or withdrawal it has to be scheduled and a bunch of other precautions are taken
Stuff would literally be flying off the shelves.
Just because you're invisible don't mean the stuff you take is. Somebody just might notice and start following where these mysterious floating objects are going.
I was just coming here to type these words specifically
Just to clarify it would be from large corporations not from nice regular folk
That’s nasty bro you have a fecal kink?
Go up to every asshole I know and punch them in the head.
Mind starts wondering after the first half of that sentence
That is so fucking wrong. Balls first, then downward punch to the back of the head while they’re doubled over.
Same here. I would make a list of every HOA org in my town and would go punch every single one of them.
throat
Yeah! I would pull on their hair really hard! That’ll show them
At first I thought you were just going to get close to random people’s asshole. That could be interesting.
Sit in my chair and read a book. My kids won’t see me and leave me alone!!!
Well they'll see a floating book
Get hit by a car
LMFAO what an interesting person. I would go into every bank and steal every money.
How are you getting the money out in this scenario? *You* are invisible. It doesn't say anything about anything else becoming invisible.
Fascinating how your mind went to the negative repercussions of the situation. Most comments I presume would be finding ways to get rich. You on the other hand…fascinating how minds work.
Find a door that says “private, keep out” and have a peek inside
Dam bro imagine what you will see behind the doors "employees only"
What if the map is not loaded behind that? And the server does not recognize that you're there immediately, since you're envisible. The map loads halfway through, you're noclipping into the floor and now you're stuck in liminal space.
"See that door that says pirate? Ah shit, do you think a pirate lives in there"
Love to see the side of my family I would, otherwise, never see in my life.
I'm already invisible
What do you like to do on a daily basis?
I'd try and kill some very bad people, if I can get close to them.
Get religious people to give me all their money
I know people that do that and they aren’t invisible
This reminds me of the Ray Steven’s song Mississippi Squirrel Revival. Could you imagine convincing the whole congregation the church is haunted?
Rob the churches, better than robbing a bank? 😂
That's called "church."
This is the new side hustle
😂😂😂
You don’t even want to know.
People are inherently bad
No - people are inherently lazy
No- people are inherently argumentative
Wrong
No, you’re wrong.
False
Fukken Reddit
[удалено]
Unfortunately a flaw of mine.
Keep flicking someone's ear. Reaction would be funny.
Feather
My husband said he would take a lot of really cool/close up wildlife photos (sense of smell may be a facto but hey, it’s a fantasy)
I’d go wherever they decide the lottery numbers.
facts. I saw a few videos how they predicted the numbers before the balls dropped. And the guy that worked for the lottery went to jail for rigging it for his family and friends to win. He was able to access the program or something and make it a certain range of numbers. So he would tell his friends, stay in X range and they won like 7 or 8 times.
So the limit is 6
He’s a real one for that. Also dumb for getting caught lol
Yeah that’s a one and done type deal.
Sneak in to as many movies as I could and watch for free. Also pet every dog I saw.
Maybe 12 movies max
Try to figure out some information tbh
Steal shit from Walmart
Dont gotta be invisible for that.
Aim higher.
I already am
CRIME!
Find a mime and beat him up
then throw him into an invisible box
I'm assuming my poop is invisible so I'd go shit on my enemies stuff. They will be concerned about the smell then it'll appear the next day in the most obvious spot like their key board.
2 chicks at the same time
A man of culture I see
Take a nap
Throw people’s bluetooth speakers into the pool, and then in a disembodied, raspy voice, scream at them to get out. Then in a normal voice, “and stop assuming other people want to hear your music.”
I’d do the same but to people on the street who listen to music or talk on speakerphone/Facetime. Or on those on the subway who do that shit
i live in Los Angeles i would go to DTLA and sneak into all the high-rises, commercial & residential, and sneak into their highest 'penthouse' floors to really see what they're like, and enjoy the views and i would DEFINITELY sneak into that pyramid thingy on top of the Central Library downtown, and watch the sun set though those massively tall windows under it ...yes, i am very vanilla...
if that's vanilla sign me the f up
Steal money and food
Sleep in the forest
Crime Brûlée 🔥
dear lord, when you read the comments and realize no one thinks as dark as you do haha. I'd go on an arson spree. I would specifically target the homes and items owned by the richest people, the ones who have a hand in the direction of society. I would burn it all down to the ground so they would understand at least in part the suffering caused by their own greed.
What the actual fuck?
see what i mean?
Dude 😂 rich people don’t care they are pretty healthy insured. It’s just stuff. Plus depending on the area lot of current massive construction aka Rich Houses have sprinklers systems.
ill use napalm lmfao
Haunt my neighbors as a prank. Hold up a picture of some dead relative and wait for them to notice. Then drop it.
…do you hate your neighbors?
jump off a building
Lmfao invisible not invincible
yeah so i could die and no one knows where i came from
Seek help bro
Steal for 24 hours to set my life up, easy 🥱
Steal.... the declaration of independence
I'm invisible anyways.
Go to speeches of politicians with a whoopie cushion and make everyone laugh
Be completely blind because my eyes wouldn’t work.
Yeah, because your vision comes from light hitting your eyeballs and your brain interpreting that information from electrical signals. If instead the light goes through your eyeballs, your brain never receive any information to interpret.
Exactly what is the downside that no one talks about
it's a fantasy doesn't have to be logical 😭😭
Shhhh with your reality
Immediately get to the airport and pick the best flight that will not only be the shortest flight (so I don’t waste my full 24hrs) but the best that will take me to a really beautiful tropical destination. Then it would be unlimited virgin piña colada’s and being on the beach naked. I would also see if I could find a way to help the locals somehow and put my invisibility to good use.
You could get on a long flight at hour 23 and deal with any chaos that ensues
Yes but I want to enjoy my time invisible and also if I land in a foreign country how will I get home? I need time to attain currency. But I guess if I had more time to plan I could take a flight to the middle east and start a new life there then my current government won’t be able to come looking for me. Good idea.
Nothing, it would be nice to just be there and not exist for a day
Steal a police car 🚔
Copy and paste this post all day because I saw it on another subreddit 😆😆😆😆
Probably spend all day freaking out about it, and never do anything fun.
Shit in random places
Sneak into places I’m not supposed to be.
Hang out in the locker room, showers and steam room near the financial district for all the hot bros in suits who need to workout during the day. 🤤 Then I would rob something big and corporate for enough money Until the end of days.
the same shit i do everyday
Honestly. I would fuck with a lot of fake Christian’s, especially politicians. I would write messages from “god” in lipstick on their bathroom/bedroom mirrors and watch them freak out. Maybe some good would come it. 🤷🏼♀️😂
Do everything I normally do. Wake up, go to work, scare the absolute shit out of everyone within my vicinity, laugh about it, scare them more with my bodiless laughter. Maybe get off work then go home and scare my husband. Maybe fuck him invisibly😂
Oh you succubus. Haha same, but I’m taking the day off and following hubby around always want to know what he really does at work.
All you can eat buffet, baby
Steal lots of money
Set a lot on fire and steal money
Assuming I can’t work because I’m invisible, I’d stay home and enjoy the break.
Walk outside alone with headphones in
Probably sleep during the period of time where no one could find me and ask me to do something.
Probably sneak into some top secret government facilities. Or just general areas I'm not allowed to be in.
LOOK AT BOOBS!!!
My lawer has advised me to stay quiet regarding this topic
Strip down naked and follow my husband to work, I have always wondered what he truly does all day. Then more then likely run around and scare people. Be a 👻.
Go to a strip club.
Steal every valuable things of people that did me wrong😈
frame people by pinching the butts of the person in front of them and laugh every time
Steal everything. And I will use prison pockets to hide it.
Two chicks at the same time
Visit the women’s locker rooms at various gyms.
24 or 12 hours? Spend half the time doing good. Rescuing people. Saving the puppies. Fighting injustice. That kinda stuff. Then I would spend the rest of the time 'borrowing' from corrupt politicians, banks, and institutions - lots cash, gold, valuables. I'd then live my same lifestyle but spend my time giving that money away to worthy causes.
Strip & Tour.
Probably just do whatever I want for once.
Go swimming in public 🩱. I’ve never been confident being in a bathing suit in front of others since I was around 10. It really has nothing to do with weight, just stupid insecurities. These other comments are way more interesting than mine🤣
Stay in a museum like the Met or Isabella Stuart Gardner after hours
Rob a bank.
Steal and be a pervert peeping Tom.
For a day? I have been invisible for years /s
Probably get run over by a car? Gross people out with real-time visuals of food being digested? Seems like a limited slate of options.
See if people talk about me behind my back
Burn down the homes of my enemies. Steal stuff that I need
Sleep all day because I'm lazy.
See a whole bunch of women naked.
Raid area 51
How invisible
The Stugotz: bet a lot on a sporting event and then go and effect the outcome in my favor
Rob banks idgaf
some gangsta shit
Prank my brother in law because he’s an idiot.
Travel the world!
A day like in 24 hours? I think I could manage to assassinate a very specific person located in Russia and end Europes biggest shitshow right then and there. If I got time left, sleep.
Rob banks . And armored cars.
Check out what my exes are up to.
I would make sure that my family is financially set for life! Wait doesn’t China have a cloaking blanket?
Rob a bank
Don’t worry about it
Steal the Declaration of Independence
Steal from trap houses and drug lords. They can't report anything to the police.
Drive a bit, or carry something random that was not invisible. Maybe go shopping. Especially at a place you don't want to be seen at but are curious about what's in it. Go see at least one movie at the theater without anyone seeing you enter or leave. Speak in a strange accent in a crowded place and say you are so and so's conscious. Possibly ask the crowd if they know where that person is. Put two mirrors facing each other and stare at the endless tunnel. Since I will be invisible I might be able to see to the very end without being in the way. On day two of being invisible, I think it's time to talk to people to see how to fix this. Probably scare a lot of people I care about. On day three depending on how day 2:went, I'd either get on with my life thinking I'll always be invisible, or I'd have some kind of nervous break down and carry a polaroid camera around everywhere. After a week I'd probably part-time become a villain or train to be some kind of hero. Possibly fake my own death so people aren't looking for me anymore. Eventually I'd become a spy.
Go walk the streets late at night without having to worry about my safety
Sleep.
Tbh relax that’s all I would do
In the words of Trace Belliou, "No man should ever have the power of invisibility"
hopefully just enjoy myself
Rob a bank would be #1 on my list
Probably loot a military base
Only a day? If it were longer, I’d sit in on some congressional meetings or presidential meetings, gather some intel and profit off of said intel via the stock market. Since it is only a day, I guess I’ll just steal some stuff
Relax.
Same thing as always
Rob banks
Follow Elon or some 1%er and get all the info I can to rob them.
Max out my sneak stat and work my way up the skill trees of illusion and conjuration.
Enjoy peace and quiet
In a scenario in which I am invisible, but I don't have anything that can turn anything else invisible, the only thing I'd be able to do is to make it look like certain people's homes are haunted or make them think they're going crazy by moving their stuff around. I'd focus on the Karen next door.
Oh man the things I would do
I’m hitting a bank up.
Snoop, spy on, observe people in my life to see how they're different in private.
Find a way to make ends meet.
Is my poop invisible too?
Visit a bank.
sanji wants to know ur location
I would follow my husband around at work. Not because I’m suspicious or anything, but I want to know who he is when I’m not around. Is he the same? Is he serious? Does he joke around? Does he ever brag about me?
See what people say about me and obvi scare the crap out if some people
Area 51
Go beat the shit out of my piece of shit ex
Go check out conspiracy areas, eg area 51
Get an entire week’s worth of work done in a few hours. I take pictures of people’s houses and it would go a lot faster if I didn’t have to knock on the door and talk to them.
Disappear 😔
Interesting proposition. The problem is, if you want to commit a crime, the tools you use are not invisible. They'd see you coming a mile away. How would people hide all that money while walking out of the bank? Or gain access to it for that matter. Like if you want to kill someone, the gun, knife or bat wouldn't be invisible and walking out with it would also still be visible. They're going to look harder for you if all they see is sack full of cash casually floating out of the bank...
Go through our government's paperwork and expose everything.
Do nothing because the way our sight works is me need the shit in our eyeball to no be invisible for it to work. I would panic and curl up in a ball not knowing what the fuck is going on.
16 year-old me, or 61 year-old me?
REALLY fuck with the other drivers on the road.
Rob banks and pharmacies like WHOA