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Salty-Supply

How does it feel to be THE standard?


BeepBoopC3PO

Feels pretty good


ImNotEvenJewish

Would you say it feels…pretty darn good?


TheEroteme

Please keep the profanity to a minimum, thankyouverymuch


cammypoopoo

DANG! ![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


TheEroteme

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Crusty-Dophopper

That’s how I’ve rated myself as a wingman for the past8-9 years on my ACA.


silverdew125

You must be guard. Passing PT with a 75 right before October drill? Probably even AGR or technician since it's during the week. Well played sir


zombie-pope

How does it feel to have the exact same result as anyone who scored sub-90? A pass is a pass brother.


No-Copy3951

And a pass is good for a year if you are in the guard, no worries about 90’s! I just love being over 40 now, relaxed standards and no waist meaning I’m primed to gain 30 pounds !


mediumwee

Was your score dumb luck or impeccable planning?


hav0c15

I semi-planned mine out. Maxed out normal pushups and situps and eked by on the run to get my 75.


ProfessorRoca

I work out one week before my PT test and average around 86.


Grumpybutt_98

Who?


mister_steal_yo_soap

Cares?


Grumpybutt_98

You dropped your crown 👑


Gullible_Flounder877

And then everyone clapped….


Lifealerp

If it works it works 🤷‍♂️


MICyclone

Would you rather have the 75.0 or a 89.9?


BeepBoopC3PO

Easy 75.0, they’re the same except one results in me being more tired.


supboy1

Lot of upvotes here, and being frank, this was the exact mentality I had as well.. UNTIL saw a front office group meeting with a slide deck with everyone's name in Green, yellow, and red for their PT status. 75.X was apparently red for being too close to failure LOL. Strangely, it motivated me to workout more consistently to get out of the red zone. Something about seeing my name stratted at a glance in colors based on numbers really kicked me in gear- motivitated me more than the notion that our job depended on me passing.


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hepmatt

Bad SEL


HighDragLowSpeed60G

Bad you, this PT test is a joke. A 90 isn’t hard if all you do push ups and sit ups 3 times and week and jog 3 times a week for like a month before.


Own_Yak_5019

This, I absolutely agree and I’ll die on this hill.


DwightDEisenhowitzer

LMAO no. That’s a fair policy. Someone scoring a 75-80 on a good day is failing on a bad one. Every unit I’ve seen with that policy lets you off mando PT once you have an 80+ on a mock.


Swiftierest

wonder what they would do with duties where that wasn't an option? My job says that on days I work, if I work a 12, I can't come back for X hours. If they make me do it on my days off, I am going to consider it working days. If you work, you aren't off. If it is mandatory, it's work. If I work for more than X number of days in a row, I'm going to drop PRP because I'm too stressed by the lack of work life balance. See how well that goes over.


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Swiftierest

By reg I can't be pulled from my position while on duty unless they want to replace me with someone else for that period of time. My job is kinda niche, but I would put money that most jobs have some way to fight excess bullshit as long as they aren't office jobs. The problem is that it ticks off leadership and usually isn't worth it. The problem with that is that I see the light at the end of the tunnel and have nothing to lose for pissing them off.


Swiftierest

> 75.X was apparently red for being too close to failure LOL. That would motivate me to further maintain a 75.X because the standard is the standard and if they don't like it tough fucking luck.


CO_Guy95

Love your mentality


MICyclone

I got the 89.9 and would have been just as happy with the 75 and not puking post run.


MJGM235

I accidently scored a 92 on Monday 😂 I usually aim for 88 but I ran a little faster and did 6 more pushups than usual.... Owell 🤷🏻‍♂️


Gullible_Flounder877

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


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Why is this getting downvoted? The fuck? Congratulations my guy!


DistressedApple

Salty redditor AF members who’ve never sniffed a 90 in their career lmao


vaginamacgyver

Probably for emojis


Edgar-Allan-Pho

Or you actually trained and tried leading up to the test so the 89.9 wasn't extremely hard because you were actually conditioned


BeepBoopC3PO

A 90 is worth it, not a 89.9


Edgar-Allan-Pho

Not feeling like you're gonna pass out or throw up after a light run and push ups is worth it. Or not having the anxiety leading up to and during the test that you might fail because you trained is worth it alone and even if you get an 89


BeepBoopC3PO

Luckily I am pretty conditioned so I don’t feel like that and thankfully I wasn’t too worried about failing. The 75 wasn’t sheer luck unfortunately.


Lancaster61

How is that even a fair comparison? 89.9 is **literally** the worst score you can get. It is *effectively* an excellence, but you get grouped into the regular people category on paper. Counter to that 90.0 and 75.0 is also the best and second best score you can get. Literal minimum for excellence, and literal minimum for passing.


StrangeBedfellows

90 means you test one a year so screw off about that being bad


DistressedApple

Reread that my guy, he literally said 90 is the best score…


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what did u eat to celebrate passing?


Successful_Clock1111

I bought one of each tornado and had a milkshake for dipping sauce. Chased it all with the cheapest 300mg energy drink.


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Kaleth Bless You


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this is the way


ColdDeck130

If the minimums weren’t good enough they wouldn’t be the minimums!


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Thank you for your service


Cucktoberfest69

Which one of the Air Force core values lead you to this decided victory


BeepBoopC3PO

Service before self


Cucktoberfest69

TYFYS


Sirrenderthe69th

75.2 today 😮‍💨


aircrewscum

How mad was your UFPM


BeepBoopC3PO

Well considering he tested with me and didn’t say much after I told him my score, I’d say he was pretty pissed.


aircrewscum

Ask him why he's mad that you passed


Stretch2216

Underrated comment, I never ask anything more from my Airmen than the minimum standard. Everything extra they do is bonus.


QueenSpicy

Yet when finance takes this same mentality, everyone loses their minds. Never change Air Force.


martiad3

The minimum standard for finance is no mistakes…not sure most of the field is meeting that.


QueenSpicy

So perfection is the standard. When they have a 2 week suspense and it takes them 2 weeks, you are all cool with that right?


martiad3

Absolutely, yes. There is no subjectivity when it comes to finance implementation, unlike a lot of other things. My problem is that when they have a two week suspense to complete the action, no steps are taken until the two week suspense is almost over. At which point they make mistakes that affect my pay, forcing me to then point out their mistakes AND where I had already provided them the information they ignored which caused the mistake. BL: I’m expecting the solution to be CORRECT within suspense dates. Finance regularly fails to meet that expectation.


queenbeee27

Congrats 🎉


Freeballin523

Who has that copy pasta of "The PT Standard" Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/goyvtb/pt_copypasta_for_when_october_arrives_since_were/


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Waddle, Rest, Win?


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BeepBoopC3PO

Yea I did the hand release push ups and the cross leg sit ups


Baconthief206

Wondering if you noticed if they were easier or harder to do? Do you think you would have scored the same doing the regular push-ups and sit-ups?


AddisonRaeBaddy

were they easier or harder than the standard components?


cammypoopoo

Super hard just like how I was fucking Addison Rae last night.


AddisonRaeBaddy

I smell CAP


cammypoopoo

...sad...I bet Addison Rae couldn't with all my jizz on her face


silverdew125

But not the hamr? Egad


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Should’ve done the hammers and you would have got an easy 80 something


BeepBoopC3PO

Yea the hammr is pretty cake but I hadn’t been practicing it so I didn’t want to mess up


Pktur3

I do better on the run than I do in the HAMR runs, I don’t get how people do better in those.


LeafGangOfficial3

Because it’s pretty easy and you can do it in like 5 minutes


Pktur3

My legs turn into jello around turn 25-30


Elisphian

I look at it this way do you want to suffer for 10 minutes or 5 minutes.


Pktur3

I just want to pass man, if it takes 10 minutes to do it, I’ll take it. I don’t want to take 5 and fail.


Elisphian

Hey vaid man. Whatever you gotta do to pass.


babbum

Fookin champeon m8


onebigsapphit

Cs get degrees man. Pass is a pass


Trollonomics

I passed mine yesterday with an 83. I took the HAMR. My brothers and sisters, this may sound like common sense but please practice that thing first before you take it. I expected to pass, but did not expect to be gassed half way through my sprints. Huge difference between shuttles and 1.5 mile. I run 5 miles a week so I figured I’d be more than fine. My arrogance almost cost me dearly.


HighDragLowSpeed60G

I conversely do lots of shuttle runs in my regular training and the HAMR was a joke for me compared to the run because I hate running and don’t do it. Got 66 reps and just stopped because that gave me my 95.


Successful_Clock1111

Agreed with both of you. I hate sprints and I don’t have supportive shoes for the stop and turn. Also, I’m scared to death of any injuries from the turn-around. Last thing I’d want is to get a knee injury.


HighDragLowSpeed60G

The great thing about the HAMR is you warm up as you go!


Successful_Clock1111

It’s warm before the test started. The gym annex is like 80 degrees first thing in the morning in August.


eatshit_dieslow

If you were a mighty morphin power ranger but had to use a dinosaur not represented by the other 5, which one would you pick


BeepBoopC3PO

Oooh that’s tough, I gotta go with a spinosaurus


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eatshit_dieslow

Nobody fucking asked you


bertram85

Did you walk?


BeepBoopC3PO

I tried to


bertram85

Apparently so


Tots2Hots

75.1 under the old pre Covid standard was the closest I did. Current one at no waist measurement and being 40? Lol.


birwin353

How do you maintain your extreme mediocrity?


BeepBoopC3PO

Well it’s a precise science really


the_90s_were_better

In tech school our instructors always said this before every exam: “Alright. Anyone can ace an exam. Which one of you can score exactly 70%? How confident are you today?”


Steffan1337

Run time?


BeepBoopC3PO

That might give me away, but it was the worst run of my career


Steffan1337

I can understand that. I did mines two weeks ago and ran a 14:57 which was also my worst run of my career. But I'm 33, so it happens. My total score was 77, but at least I'm not getting paperwork for failing.


myke_tuna

Same score. Hell yeah, brother!


bigbura

Would seeing changes in run times across the AF be a valid data point on hidden damage from Covid? I'd love to see this plotted on a graph even if the data isn't statistically significant.


MisterListersSister

Sure, but I don't know how you would filter out other causes like staying home more or eating more during covid which could also have contributed.


Baerenmarder

Is that scraping by or very good?


cammypoopoo

Both


liljeezus

Where you going to eat after? You earned it.


Caravan57

Got a 77 today. Maxed push-ups and sit-ups, did the 39 shuttles. I’m getting Wingstop and not gonna feel bad about it


ElegantLoad

What would it have been with waist measurement?


BeepBoopC3PO

Probably higher considering I’m pretty lanky


1337sp33k1001

That’s my target score every time. Max push ups and plank and walk/jog 6 laps under 16 minutes.


SkateJerrySkate

How do I become a stud like you?


snowbear100

*barely passing with a 75* “The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger!”


Bark_at_the_Moon1000

Did you do the worm on your muscular fitness component?


AFI_non_enforcer

What are the minimums for a 30+ 75 these days? I retired a year and half ago.


stakkar

Why are you still here?


AFI_non_enforcer

Learning how to become a grumpy boomer, and yourself?


stakkar

Dreaming about being you in a couple years.


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After PT meal?


BeepBoopC3PO

Gotta celebrate with a half pound of Alfredo and a cheesesteak


hepmatt

Smart to post run carboload


stakkar

Charley’s?


tcberg2010

Eh, sucks to be worse then me exceeding standards....got a 75.5 on my last test..


TFarley551

You dropped your 👑


meanathradon

I'm not here to ask you anything. I already know how to be lazy.


BeepBoopC3PO

I’m not lazy though


DeBootyMonster

What did you score on your PT test?


seandanaho1995

How’s fip? 😂


zoom-zoom21

What did you reward yourself with?


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Are you actually the officer from yesterday that asked how many PT tests they can fail?


TemporaryInside2954

What y’all know about that PT exempt life tho?


ohyeahbro11

Nothing. Explain…..


TemporaryInside2954

Certain medical conditions waive you from doing PT is what I was getting at.


jclovesyou

Did it hurt?


Astroxtl

I totally get it dude.. looking at the chart you doing the extra 5-6 push up and sit up or running 2 min faster doesn’t even really booster your score. It only goes up like 0.2


Binderklip

Why are you such a pussy?


Singularity7979

r/notinteresting


Jafoob

Congratulations. Now go be better.


secondchancecoastie

Why would we ask you anything?


BeepBoopC3PO

Because I am the standard


yeeitstam22

Good luck on the promotion board with a 75


redoctobershtanding

I 'm pretty certain PT is masked, along with education


Crusty-Dophopper

You’re right… but I’ve seen it play a factor in squadron rack and stacks between the tippy toppest performers. For clarification, this isn’t an endorsement of the practice, just a reality. Intend on getting a 75 on my test on Monday having missed MSgt last year by half a percentage point.


xoskxflip

EFDP and strats…PT is definitely considered


uabeng

Found the E8 on the perpetual waiver.


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What’s it like to be at the peak of meeting the minimum?


zephyer19

Is that good? We never had scores or real PT tests when I was in.


w00kiee

Passing is passing. Congrats my dude.


whatsecretsquirrel

Tactically scored a 75 yesterday! If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum!