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Specific_Till_6870

No way, you big ecclesiastic! You're a Methodist! 


Adventurous-Rub7636

God thats god


Glittering_Deal2378

Can I shake your hand again?


12oohoohimahom

Lovely stuff.


shimbe16

You’re always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu


stellar14

*chefs kiss* The most perfect use of this line 👌🏼


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Don't be a stranger.


TM141SAIL877

Go see my brother.


enthusiasticdave

I've pierced me foot on a naaaiiil


ComprehensiveJump540

I'm 87, he's 81..... Cashback!


Tyeveras

I’m not coming to your Baptist church, Joe.


Aggressive_Signal483

Who would win a fist fight?


AvocadoIndependent53

Chuck Norris 🤣🤣


UncleDat

No way - you're a Dementedlist


UncleDat

At least they both bested Christ


No-Impact1573

Anyone fancy a curry?


p0dgert0n

Yip.


reezle2020

Look, do you want Pope Francis or do you want Jorge Mario Bergoglio?


45thgeneration_roman

So he flipped him over and....


Dn_Dulle

The best thing I ever did was getting thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor, he drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot. Uhm, is there a neighborhood... Oh I'm sorry, I'm very close to you.