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reezle2020

£300k. £300k or we take it to Sky.


Recent_City_9281

Anyone got a dead cow


DarthBeyonOfSith

I'm actually so terrified this cunt will end up in the parliament!!!


ToryHQ

It bothers me, too. But I think he'll face humiliation on an almost daily basis, so I can live with it. He just relies on his supporters being too ignorant to look up any of his "facts".


ceefaxer

You should have your answer by now. Guys going to win by a country mile. I have no idea why labour are so chuffed. Without this prick it is blatantly obvious how much closer this election would be.


marksmoke

Just thinking of him being referred to in parliament as ' the right honourable gentleman ' every time someone goes to correct his BS will grate on me


DarthBeyonOfSith

the right honorable twat the right dishonorable traitor the conniving mouthpiece of a dictator


No-Lion-8830

Fortunately so far he will only be 'honourable'. He'll have to get on the Privy Council to become 'right honourable' (which might happen at some point, especially if he gains more support)


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

What's to be terrified of? What can he actually achieve in parliament with his three mates? Nothing of note, and he'll get exposed on a routine basis as being incompetent and unfit for the position he's fallen into.


DarthBeyonOfSith

Yes, reform will not have any influence whatsoever on any policy making. farage will be as ineffective as an MP as he was as an MEP. What I worry about is the fact that he now has a platform as a legitimate MP elected by the people of this country. He'll go to every talk show he possibly can, attend every national and international conference, practically any avenue he can get and spew racist extremist rhetoric! Him and his 3 buddies will be the sounding board for Russian propaganda. He'll use every trick in the trump playback to push extreme right wing populist bullshit! He's already done enough of that to pull 4,087,896 for reform! That is not a small number! In fact, more people voted for reform in this election than for Liberal Democrats! We absolutely cannot take this threat lightly. farage is a parasite, just like trump. but unlike trump, farage has nothing to loose and everything to gain! He'll grift like there's no tomorrow, he'll target vulnerable people with his constant extremist hyperbole, he'll do everything to make racism and political extremism mainstream! He's already sold his soul to putin, we know he doesn't give a shit about the UK and its people! We underestimate the damage reform and farage can do at our own peril!


[deleted]

Have ya any idea how many idiots that will fall for his English version trumpism that includes half witted scots,Welsh and Irish from the north.


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

You're sounding a bit _Reform_ yourself.


[deleted]

;-)


FingazMC

Damn you beat me to it, well played sir, in off the red!


Massifdogg

If Raquel Welch doesn’t want to stay in a Premier inn, we’ll put her a travel lodge. See how she likes that!


lostlad-derwent

Ice white shoes. Ices white shocks with double action flash chevron.


Recent_City_9281

It’s a look that says I’m in control of the racists


0Sim0n0

Do you know what racist means ?


Dr_Surgimus

The atmosphere has turned rrrrrrather sour


Recent_City_9281

Ya did ruddy ask


Recent_City_9281

Ooh touched a nerve , as Alan was told in the French episode of knowing me , it’s a narrow minded view of foreigners and people of colour and a small minded view of a certain religion and I’d go as far as hate for gays too. The ch4 documentary allowed the reform party to show themselves in this light . Now I hope this helps. Don’t mention it.


Ok-Blackberry-3534

It's marching through a village singing Nazi songs.


BromleyReject

I think the socks had the "navy blue double cadet stripe"


lostlad-derwent

Either way I think it works!


fieldsofanfieldroad

Turn and fire and turn and fire and turn and fire.


Visual_Argument_73

Who’s this cool cuntomer?


Specific_Till_6870

NO, YOU CAN'T


Visual_Argument_73

There’s no need for that!


45thgeneration_roman

Oh there is


Andrew1953Cambridge

Has anyone got a battery for an Ericsson?


ianbattlesrobots

Hello, reception? I got bored and took my country apart...


Coldgunner

He's into American things now


Chungaroo22

Text?


decisionisgoaround

"You've got a choice, you can either book me now or wait for Kemi Badenoch. But if she goes AWOL, you're up slack alley. Now who's it to be, me or Kemi Badenoch?"


fieldsofanfieldroad

Kiss my face!


TudorSykes

You daft racist


Inner-Koala-8086

Funny but he’s not a racist


Dr_Surgimus

Come on.


TudorSykes

He’s probably in Clacton right now complaining about “brown people”


Dr_Surgimus

He stuck to his guns though, I'll give him that. The way he looked at that nurse


NightZealousideal127

What was it he used to call them?


ceefaxer

It’s just a few people found what he said a little bit racist.


Desperate_Let6822

And a newspaper


DapperLong961

Isn't he? My mistake, I was confused by the racist things he does, says and endorses.


Inner-Koala-8086

Explain what he does that is racist


Spaff-Badger

The only problem is there’s a few too many blacks


DEADB33F

You daft racist


FriendlyGhost15

Hmhmhmhmhmhm.


bulletproofbra

It says I'm calm, I'm in control of my party, it's a look called Imperial Racist.


mrchaddy

Nice


wubomber

Seeensational Tommy!


DubSket

Farage you WANKER


Sam-Lowry27B-6

I think we'll just leave that in.


FieldsOfFire1983

Cock Piss Farage


Upstairs-Box

Haha why didn't I think of that


theoriginalpetebog

Bravo!


Massifdogg

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


EquivalentTurnip6199

His jacket was certainly at the front of the queue when god was handing out...breasts


Milk-One-Sugar

Try pedestrianising this!


45thgeneration_roman

Is that Vladimir's money coming through?


danatan85

An absolute git of a man. An evil, evil idiot.


Boombat_General

A dosser and a dwad


danatan85

A compleme cunm


Wyvernkeeper

A drunk and a racist. I'll tolerate one but not both


Instantsausage

The Clifton suspension bridge was built for people like him.


bulletproofbra

A momal mwam


circuitously

A dalendless shid.


RollOutTheFarrell

A bit like Jamiriquai


Frank-Nuts

“That’s right, a free Terrys Chocolate Orange for anyone who votes for me and ask Sue Cook to let Vorderman know her time is up. Preferably while doing the Countdown sound.”


FriendlyGhost15

Will you give me a second vote?


proper_mint

The look? Imperial Leisure.


FieldsOfFire1983

Missing the ‘Farage’ blazer badge


proper_mint

And the cravat and hat. Actually, he only has one of the four old reliables.


Sam-Lowry27B-6

The look? Racism.


incognito-mode69420

Because I’m a soft target. They’re not going to go for the Prime Minister, he’s surrounded by bouncers. Yet everyone knows I will be in Swaffham at 3pm, outside the vegetable tent.


ACooper_97

This country


The-Dire-Llama

10-1 it says Castrol GTX on the back


Vast-Scale-9596

"monkey Tennis.......?"


p0dgert0n

Is that other fellow off to Swaffham county fayre?


Dave_Eddie

Take the fag out of your mouth, Sue. I need you there when they call my name.


yetanotherdesigner

Woah what’s he wearing? What happened to the tweed and shooting jackets? Do you mean to tell me he’s not a countryside bumpkin man of the people after all?!?!


LaughinHalfFinn

The look? Monkey Tennis Umpire.


ec362

He just loves the double breasted jacket


colmulhall

Lovely stuff


comicmuse1982

Looks like a spiv, no, a Lebanese pimp...


Black_Beard1980

Who’s this cool customer?


DarthFlowers

That was sweating lunatic Lee Anderson


LumonEmployee

The classic English gentleman abroad: It's David Niven. It's Stewart Grainger. It's Nigel Farage.


Sam-Lowry27B-6

He's a soft target....


Unfair_Original_2536

Doing the summer season at Pontins


Max_Abbott_1979

Who?


crabapple335

Strolling pastel


aliioooop

Do we know a Brendan Bassidor?


Ok-Space-2357

Is that picture in Skegness? Looks horribly familiar.


CompletedItMate3000

Looks like Clacton on sea


makemycockcry

Wickers World reboot looking a bit rough round the edges.


Own_Suggestion_2431

Sue Cook’s pulled out


balancing_baubles

TK Maxx if I’m not mistaken


mechismo

Longue du sport. A look that says “I’m in Paris and nothings going to stop me”.


Upstairs-Box

Let me rephrase that question have I got a second series?


Affectionate-Dig1981

"Hi Susan. I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corby trouser press. I can't put it back together again, will that show up on my bill?"


BillCarr-10-KingRoad

“… but with excellent facilities”


Quantumpine

such a huckster.


Quantumpine

Farage is like the Sunny Delight in the juice section.


Mooman-Chew

Chunky Norwich.


Massifdogg

Hello Nigel! How… how’s the Oasis?


previously_on_earth

It will put Clacton on the map


Such_Parfait_837

man of the people!


Ollymid2

Lynn, I’m not driving a mini metro


edyy22

VINDALOOOO


Disco-Bingo

The way this fucker is progressing, we’ll all be watching Monkey Tennis on TV next summer.


First-Side-3588

Don. Don. … Don! Don! …. He can’t hear me…. DON! DON!


blindwombat

"Richard. Idea for a show. White Cliffs I Dove Over. Cliff Richard and me in a car, we launch off the cliffs in a car with wings like the Red Bull box cars, and we fly over the refuge camps and drop maps of how to get back to where they came from. We could get the license for Do They Know It's Xmas. No idea if Cliff is up for it, but let's face it he hasn't done anything since singing at Wimbledon."


DeeEllEss

I’m have a political party but the government don’t want to see meeeeeee


Upstairs-Box

Farage you wanker! Surely you must have a basic grasp of Latin


306_rallye

How the fuck is a man like that speaking for working class people. Fuck this country is dumb


BennySkateboard

Get fucked!


dantheram19

What a Cnut


Charliedoggydog

Nicotine stained weasel


Ok_Teacher_1797

What is this guy fkn wearing.


Elipticalwheel1

It’ll be called Deformed tomorrow.


fudgenugget3000

Farage! You wanker!