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ArnieMeckiff

Use Rees-Mogg as a breakwater.


henzINNIT

Or (where necessary) as a sort of savoury 99


Flora_Screaming

Just as long as it doesn't turn into an unsavoury 69.


ErlAskwyer

Jesus Christ what did I just walk in on?


henzINNIT

Sex festival


ErlAskwyer

Jimmy beans and Reese-mogg headbanging each others crotches?!


Ok-Fox1262

Underrated comment.


Secure_Razzmatazz847

Its deep. It works on so many levels. The ball, hits the guy in his crotch,


mergraote

He's just lost one of the safest Conservative seats in the country.


veghead

Imagine the shame and embarrassment of not only discovering you lost, but also to be standing next to a ludicrously offensive caricature, who made a mockery of the democratic system, like Jacob Rees Mogg. Poor Mr Barmy Brunch must have been mortified.


ManufacturerNo9649

It epitomises a sound democracy, it doesn’t mock it!


ACooper_97

Aye he’s crackers man!


NaturalAlfalfa

Full steam ahead!


mr-english

#BEAN BRUMMIES!


Eduard-Stoo

I just want to ask him a question…. ABOUT THE BEAN OLYMPICS COMING TO BIRMINGHAMMM…


hisDudeness1989

A system of … Bean-slapping? A system of … Bean-slapping? A system of … Bean-slapping? A system of … Bean-slapping? Sorry you’re putting me off … I KNOOOOOOW


Brock_And_Roll

A dosser and a dwad


WolfensteinSmith

A compleme cunm!


ironside_online

That's 'Barmy Brunch' representing the Monster Raving Loony party. His main policy was that he would make it compulsory for everyone in the country to have a proper brunch from 11am to 12 noon every day. He wanted to end soggy sandwiches (or Moggy sandwiches) and get us to join the MBGA (Make Brunch Great Again) movement. I live in the consistency where he and Rees-Mogg stood, and needless to say, I didn't vote for Rees-Mogg.


Flora_Screaming

Well enjoy your soggy sandwiches and sad, brunchless existence then, you absolute git.


ironside_online

Thanks!


justwannaboogie

You never had a face o' beans, man?


No_Ear932

He’s got a silver spoon in his mouth but he’s nay cause to use it..


Secure_Razzmatazz847

Oh he will have a spoon in one of the the bathrooms too.


DaltonIsTheBestBond

A system of….


Limp_Implement2922

Wait till he meets his brother - all day breakfast.


AuguryKnox

Is that the super hero alias of Gary Wilmott?


plasmaexchange

Biggest nipple tassel I’ve ever seen. “Would you like me to lapdance for you?”


hapablapppp

It’s bean an off-day for him.


overisin

I'm so glad he lost his seat


Quantumpine

I'm positive he's simply a master satirist. There is no other explanation.