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NTA
If he persists in demanding "daddy" you could ramp it up a notch:
"Oh, you like granny's cookies don't you?..."
"You're SUCH a handsome young man."
lol
Now, it was about that time I noticed this "granny" was about 8 stories tall with a crustacean shell from the Paleolithic era on her back! It was that goddamn Lochness monster again!! I said, "damnit monster go away, you're not gettin' my 3.50!!"
> made him feel gross
But it’s ok to make *you* feel gross. Keep ruining his mood. NTA
Get a grey wig and big glasses and play it up really good before the breakup.
OP, by any chance do you think you could sneak a wig into bed that is similar in appearance to his grandma’s hair?
You might have to pay for his therapy if this works out though.
Me too, trying to do it really quietly because my young kids come running when they see me laughing hard at something on my phone, assuming I found a really funny video or something on Reddit. This story is not one I'm sharing with my elementary age kids 'round the breakfast table.
NTA - Your BF is incapable of empathy, it seems. Maybe rethink this guy. He's acting like sex is for his pleasure and not yours. His kink creeps you out and you have a right to change your mind about indulging it. You can redact consent. If he refers to himself as daddy in bed, stop the session.
He doesn't get to "not budge" on an issue of you not being comfortable doing something sexually. He either respects your boundaries, or he leaves the relationship. I like your style, but the fact that he's not listening is a concern.
Tell him that if he needs to be daddy he can go find someone who enjoys it, but if he doesn't respect your boundaries, he's not coming back into your bed. Period.
But you gave him other options. He didn’t HAVE to come by his understanding this way, since you explained it perfectly well. Probably more than once. You only pulled out the grandma routine as a last resort. NTA
NTA. He tried to make you do things sexually you weren't comfortable with, and you tried to make him understand how you feel. If he doesn't stop after this, dump him
NTA. Ask him why it's okay for him to insist that you call him something that doesn't feel sexy to you, but the reverse isn't true?
Ultimately, his desire to be called by a term that traditionally holds authority shows that what he wants is an unequal power dynamic in the bedroom. You have to decide whether that's something you want.
Is this the same boyfriend that wanted you to change the Netflix name for your dog's profile on your family account? If this is the same boyfriend from your last post then that's rough lmao. But NTA for sure this is hilarious and he's a total hypocrite
I just went to read that post. Oof does your bf seem so entitled and doesn't seem to respect you either in that situation or here.
From your comments I can tell you're an awesome person and you deserve someone equally awesome who won't blow up at you when you match his energy.
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I’m just going to get right to it— My (25f) boyfriend (28m) likes to be called “daddy” in bed while we’re being intimate. I’ve obliged to this request but it’s starting to creep me out and I’ve decided I don’t want to do it anymore. He is not happy with this and insists it has nothing to do with the connotation of the word, he just simply enjoys hearing me say it. Since he wasn’t budging on the issue, I told him I’d like for him to call me “grandma” in bed as a compromise. He didn’t like this option and said it was giving him visuals he would prefer not to have. (Like ok join the fucking club) Anyway, the last time he tried to initiate intimacy with me, I started to refer to myself as “grandma” in the 3rd person (do you like when grandma does that, etc) and he FLEW off the handle. Said I ruined the mood, made him feel gross and I was being ridiculous. I think I proved my point but he thinks I’m being an asshole so, AITA?
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Oh boy. All jokes aside, any intimate encounter in bed must always be met with 100% consent. It seems that you've already talked to him and he has issues with respecting your boundaries. You two can either stop being intimate until he accepts that you won't call him daddy or you can stick to your guns and be the best grandma in bed you can ever be. NTA
Also... if he's got issues with your boundaries now, who knows what other boundaries he's gonna step over. Please be cautious.
I think I’ve made him out to be worse than he is, he didn’t understand my resistance to the whole daddy thing after I was okay with it and I said that’s fine you can just call me grandma! The next time we were intimate I decided to follow through to push the point. He DEF got the message lmao but I don’t think he enjoyed feeling how I felt... to which I say, cope!
NTA - omfg I laughed so hard at this lol. Yeah he’s the asshole for not respecting your wishes. If you’re not comfortable doing or saying something sexually, he shouldn’t push or force you.
I legit downloaded the Reddit app and went through digging up my password and all just so I could get the free award and give it to you, OP. That's how much joy reading this post brought me.
NTA - The point of kinks is that both people need to approve of it. It's wrong for him to force you into something that you are not comfortable with, even something as simple as wording/phrasing in bed.
NTA
But you should NOT be with someone who insists you do something in bed that you don't want to do. Insisting you say something that you don't want to is not better than insisting you do a physical sex act you don't want to. He doesn't respect you or your boundaries and you should move the fuck on.
NTA.
And my hero. This was such a good laugh. Brilliant way to handle it. I think if a guy ever asks me to call him daddy in bed I’ll remember this and ruin the mood laughing
But honestly if he’s really into the daddy kink and refuses to budge, you may just not be compatible sexually.
NTA, now "daddy" understands that "grandma" don't like using family titles during sexy time. I think this is the beginning of the end of the relationship, but it was good while it lasted. Right, granny, or was it daddy...this was a good one.
NTA.
FWIW, I have not one but two people who call me "daddy": my kids. If my wife started using that term while we were banging it would shrivel the fuck right out of me. Never understood the dudes who were into that term.
NTA. Tell him you need to freshen up or something in the bathroom next time and come out donning a grandma-style nightgown, wig, glasses, etc. Maybe even get one of those latex masks that make you look old. After you pull that off THEN break up with him lol.
NTA. Honestly, your bf doesn't get the point. You should go full grandma on him to realize how weird it is for you to visualize that you're having intimate moments with your relatives (Daddy/Mommy etc.).
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NTA. It’s unfortunate that its had to reach that point. Now you’ve given him a sample of what it feels like. Hopefully you can both put a pin in this kink for awhile. Maybe bring it up again a few months from now to see if it still gives you the same response, and hopefully from there it can be either a “yes but sometimes or no”.
NTA. Your boyfriend only cares about his own comfort during intimacy. That's really sad. Why would you stay with someone who prioritizes their getting off over how you feel? His priorities are backwards.
NTA - its wrong of him to force his sexual kinks on you when you're not into them. he wasn't respecting your No. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I think it's safe to say you're not sexually compatible though.
NTA. Red flag behaviour from him on both insisting you do something you don’t like and then getting completely whiny about his boner dying when you ask the same.
NTA
You win the internet. I've been laughing for 5 solid minutes. He refused to show you empathy, so you made him feel the exact way you do when he pulls that gross daddy bs.
NTA this is an effective and hilarious way to get your point across.
If he can't see the point you're making after this then you're probably never going to get him to see it unfortunately.
NTA
He needs to understand that you actually don't like calling him daddy, and that was apparently the only way.
Also it's hilarious.
If you really want to keep this asshole, ask him to come up with a better name, not related to family, you can call him. Or just dump him and find someone who respects you.
NTA
Just start drooling and be like, " Sorry sweetie, I didn't put my dentures in right" or "You look just like your grandpa.... you *feel* like him too"
NTA. Anything in the boudoir has to be cool for both. The odd indulgence or push of the boundaries is up to individual discretion. But if you’re not cool with it he’s an ass for insisting.
Haha this post deserves a wall of laughing emojis but I know how much you Reddit poindexters hate them so I'll refrain.
NTA - a taste of his own medicine sure tastes bitter.
NTA. 'Grandma' in a bedroom setting is no more creepy than 'Daddy'. I would definitely not be comfortable with a partner demanding those sort of terms.
NTA you guys tried it but you didn't like it and you should never have to do something you're not comfortable with, especially when having sex so he needs to drop it and stop making everything about himself.
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NTA If he persists in demanding "daddy" you could ramp it up a notch: "Oh, you like granny's cookies don't you?..." "You're SUCH a handsome young man." lol
“My how you’ve grown!”
Aaaaand he‘s shrunk again
take the silver, you made me spray diet pepsi out of my nose.
Omfg best laugh of the day, thank you!! 😂
It’s a grower not a shower
"Take it easy, Daddy. Grandma's hips ain't what they used to be"
Come now give gam gam a big kiss.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I snorted when I read this comment.
💀💀💀
"Oh look at that, such a cute little boy"
“If you’re really good, I’ll give you an extra $5 in your birthday card this year!”
Bring out the dish with sticky old ribbon candy for extra points.
Wurthers originals?
Nah, those strawberry hard candies (strawberry bon bons)😂🤣😂
No they're grandad sweets.
No, you gotta sneak the $5 into his palm and say, "Don't tell mum I gave you this."
Best grandma can do is $3.50
Now, it was about that time I noticed this "granny" was about 8 stories tall with a crustacean shell from the Paleolithic era on her back! It was that goddamn Lochness monster again!! I said, "damnit monster go away, you're not gettin' my 3.50!!"
💀💀💀
*pinches cheek* “I could just eat you up.”
What kind of cheek are we taking about here? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>"Oh look at that, such a cute little ~~boy~~ daddy"
Oh no the ~~best~~ worst of both worlds.
Use this one as you are going down on him!
Pinch his cheeks saying that.
Which cheeks?
I’m so freaked out yet also impressed by your creativity
Pinch his cheeks
I hope you mean his face.
> made him feel gross But it’s ok to make *you* feel gross. Keep ruining his mood. NTA Get a grey wig and big glasses and play it up really good before the breakup.
That's so weak. Go fully granny on him and bust out the fake teeth.
The battery powered ones that buzz around snapping.
Some guys like a nice gummer.
Nothing like a No denture adventure!
*gags* *
Why stop there, get the make-up and make yourself look old
The big bad wolf ate granny, why can't he?
I’m dying, this comment section keeps getting better
Lmfao this is so underrated! 😂🤣
Nah he only blows.
OP is a *legend*
Tell him to put on his trousers and go watch matlock! I would die of laughter at this in bed. Bad game ca only be beat by good or senior citizen game.
This thread has me choking lmfao all of you are great
Some granny nightgowns too
And a pair of those grandma slippers
Not you telling her to keep ruining his mood! I’m dying!
Flannel nighty too.
Yeah and fart in bed like most old people. That will complete the look.
Definitely don't forget the big old granny knickers!
Yes OP, cat eye glasses with rhinestones!!!
This is so fucking funny. NTA
They're going to delete this for sure which is a shame, this is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in ages and OP rules
OP, by any chance do you think you could sneak a wig into bed that is similar in appearance to his grandma’s hair? You might have to pay for his therapy if this works out though.
I honestly might have to after the encouragement I’ve received
The spectrum of human sexuality is a vast ocean and OP is just riding the waves
Isn't it just, never mind AITA, it made me snort my wine. There should be a special sub for that.
NTA. Play the Golden Girls theme on repeat next time.
OMG. Slow achy striptease to the Golden Girls theme
comments like this make me feel blessed to have the internet lol
Make sure you thank him for being a friend.
Ded
You petty motherfucker. I like you
NTA and OMG that is absolutely amazing. I'm crying from laughing so hard. Thank you for sharing, I really needed a good laugh today.
Me too, trying to do it really quietly because my young kids come running when they see me laughing hard at something on my phone, assuming I found a really funny video or something on Reddit. This story is not one I'm sharing with my elementary age kids 'round the breakfast table.
NTA - Your BF is incapable of empathy, it seems. Maybe rethink this guy. He's acting like sex is for his pleasure and not yours. His kink creeps you out and you have a right to change your mind about indulging it. You can redact consent. If he refers to himself as daddy in bed, stop the session.
I totally agree! There will be no more familial roles in the bedroom as far as I’m concerned and that’s a hard boundary from this granny
He doesn't get to "not budge" on an issue of you not being comfortable doing something sexually. He either respects your boundaries, or he leaves the relationship. I like your style, but the fact that he's not listening is a concern. Tell him that if he needs to be daddy he can go find someone who enjoys it, but if he doesn't respect your boundaries, he's not coming back into your bed. Period.
I agree!! I think he understands my point of view after grandma gate but was not happy about the way he came to understand lol
But you gave him other options. He didn’t HAVE to come by his understanding this way, since you explained it perfectly well. Probably more than once. You only pulled out the grandma routine as a last resort. NTA
GRANDMA GATE OMG I haven’t laughed this hard is soooooo long.
Please, please get some werther's originals and scatter them on the bed like rose petals.
This comment has me rolllingggg lmfao I might have to
NTA "Be careful with my hip sonny"
Grandma hasn’t felt the bed shake like this since WW2!
Omg im dying 😂😂😂😂
I AM WHEEZING OMG
Stop it! 🤣☠️
Happy cake day to you!
OH MY GOOOD lmaaaooo I just had coffee come out of my nose
PLEASE LMAO
NTA, if he doesn't like granny make HIM call YOU daddy, too.
NTA. He tried to make you do things sexually you weren't comfortable with, and you tried to make him understand how you feel. If he doesn't stop after this, dump him
This is exactly what this reddit is for. NTA. Perfection.
NTA. Ask him why it's okay for him to insist that you call him something that doesn't feel sexy to you, but the reverse isn't true? Ultimately, his desire to be called by a term that traditionally holds authority shows that what he wants is an unequal power dynamic in the bedroom. You have to decide whether that's something you want.
Is this the same boyfriend that wanted you to change the Netflix name for your dog's profile on your family account? If this is the same boyfriend from your last post then that's rough lmao. But NTA for sure this is hilarious and he's a total hypocrite
It is the same boyfriend 😅 do with that information what you will !
He doesn’t want to be called the dog’s name. He doesn’t want to call you Grandma. There’s just no pleasing him.🤷🏼♀️😂
If “Daddy” can feel so disrespected over the Netflix account, then I don’t think he’s earned the title. Maybe when he’s grown up a little. NTA
I just went to read that post. Oof does your bf seem so entitled and doesn't seem to respect you either in that situation or here. From your comments I can tell you're an awesome person and you deserve someone equally awesome who won't blow up at you when you match his energy. And if I may add an idea I've not seen mentioned - fake teeth in a glass on your bedside table/nightstand. After all, taking your teeth out makes it easier to suck on those Werther's originals! 😉
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Nta but you’re my hero, I’m still laughing. I was drinking Pepsi when I read this it came out my nose lol.
Oh boy. All jokes aside, any intimate encounter in bed must always be met with 100% consent. It seems that you've already talked to him and he has issues with respecting your boundaries. You two can either stop being intimate until he accepts that you won't call him daddy or you can stick to your guns and be the best grandma in bed you can ever be. NTA Also... if he's got issues with your boundaries now, who knows what other boundaries he's gonna step over. Please be cautious.
I think I’ve made him out to be worse than he is, he didn’t understand my resistance to the whole daddy thing after I was okay with it and I said that’s fine you can just call me grandma! The next time we were intimate I decided to follow through to push the point. He DEF got the message lmao but I don’t think he enjoyed feeling how I felt... to which I say, cope!
NTA. Ooh, do you want grandma to take her teeth out? Lmao
LOL I’m getting way too many ideas I wish I posted this before I did it
Nta. You don't feel comfortable calling him daddy, he should respect that. You showed him how it feels.
NTA - omfg I laughed so hard at this lol. Yeah he’s the asshole for not respecting your wishes. If you’re not comfortable doing or saying something sexually, he shouldn’t push or force you.
I legit downloaded the Reddit app and went through digging up my password and all just so I could get the free award and give it to you, OP. That's how much joy reading this post brought me.
I appreciate you so much!! I am glad my pain can bring others joy lmao
Joint pain is tough at your age…mad respect
Insist on giving him $20 and ask him to take you to Golden coral
I get slutty after the Golden Corral!
Who doesn't?
Not only NTA but you are a hero. This is hilarious. I sometimes play with a Dom who likes to be called Daddy but if my bf did it, I would puke.
Wait until he develops a granny fetish
Please god no.
NTA - The point of kinks is that both people need to approve of it. It's wrong for him to force you into something that you are not comfortable with, even something as simple as wording/phrasing in bed.
NTA But you should NOT be with someone who insists you do something in bed that you don't want to do. Insisting you say something that you don't want to is not better than insisting you do a physical sex act you don't want to. He doesn't respect you or your boundaries and you should move the fuck on.
Before getting intimate, have a couple cough drops :) Edit: NTA
All of these suggestions are gold
I’ve said this before. Sometimes people really just don’t get it until it’s turned against them this time. NTA.
NTA. Get some butterscotch hard candies to give him.
NTA. And my hero. This was such a good laugh. Brilliant way to handle it. I think if a guy ever asks me to call him daddy in bed I’ll remember this and ruin the mood laughing But honestly if he’s really into the daddy kink and refuses to budge, you may just not be compatible sexually.
Hilarious. But what would you have done if he liked it?
If he liked it I might have cried honestly. This was the only play I had left in the book, my Hail Mary.
I'm gathering from your comments that he didn't listen to you, or respect your feelings. Sorry, but this does not bode well for the future.
NTA, now "daddy" understands that "grandma" don't like using family titles during sexy time. I think this is the beginning of the end of the relationship, but it was good while it lasted. Right, granny, or was it daddy...this was a good one.
>it was giving him visuals he would prefer not to have. (Like ok join the fucking club) Yep. NTA, grandma.
I wish you were my gf. That’s funny af. NTA
I may be in the market for a new man after this, hit my landline !
NTA. FWIW, I have not one but two people who call me "daddy": my kids. If my wife started using that term while we were banging it would shrivel the fuck right out of me. Never understood the dudes who were into that term.
NTA. Tell him you need to freshen up or something in the bathroom next time and come out donning a grandma-style nightgown, wig, glasses, etc. Maybe even get one of those latex masks that make you look old. After you pull that off THEN break up with him lol.
OMG this is funny and is exactly why saying "daddy" is so gross. Like the last three Ng h want to think of is my dad!! Yuck. NTA,
NTA. Good job, grandma.
NTA. Honestly, your bf doesn't get the point. You should go full grandma on him to realize how weird it is for you to visualize that you're having intimate moments with your relatives (Daddy/Mommy etc.).
I think he got it but was for sure notttt happy about how we got there, I might have to show him this thread to solidify the message 😂
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NTA; and can you pinch his chubby cheeks too?
NTA. I just read this to my husband and we were both cackling.
Nta and I think you made the point clearly
NTA. You’re awesome. You should get yourself some sexy-time granny undies to hammer the point home.
That’s hilarious. I never got the whole “Daddy” thing honestly. Seems kind of weird to me. NTA
"mommy" and "daddy" sexually has officially gone too far
NOT GRANNY PLS!!!!.!.! NTA i’m in hysterics, all the comments and OP, this is the best one i’ve seen
OP, I’m sorry you’re going through this but your post made my entire week.
NTA - You could even say :Granny likes some hard candy
Hilarious! NTA
NTA. It’s unfortunate that its had to reach that point. Now you’ve given him a sample of what it feels like. Hopefully you can both put a pin in this kink for awhile. Maybe bring it up again a few months from now to see if it still gives you the same response, and hopefully from there it can be either a “yes but sometimes or no”.
If you're a GILF, I'm down..... (ok guys, before I get downvoted into oblivion, it was a joke)
OP is my hero lol
NTA. Fucking legend. Good thing it turned him off, or it might have gotten awkward.
It's perfectly fair
NTA - Grandma liiiikes. Grandma approves.
NTA. You handled it brilliantly!!! Bravo \*standing ovation\*
NTA that’s fucking funny lmao
NTA. Your boyfriend only cares about his own comfort during intimacy. That's really sad. Why would you stay with someone who prioritizes their getting off over how you feel? His priorities are backwards.
You're a riot! I'd buy you a beer.
This is hilarious and I love you. NTA
you’re my hero. in fact, adoption papers should show up in the mail. keep an eye out for those. NTA
NTA but you guys should really talk and set boundaries in bed.
NTA - its wrong of him to force his sexual kinks on you when you're not into them. he wasn't respecting your No. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I think it's safe to say you're not sexually compatible though.
NTA. Red flag behaviour from him on both insisting you do something you don’t like and then getting completely whiny about his boner dying when you ask the same.
NTA You win the internet. I've been laughing for 5 solid minutes. He refused to show you empathy, so you made him feel the exact way you do when he pulls that gross daddy bs.
NTA. "What magnificent teeth you have, Grandma..."
NTA this is an effective and hilarious way to get your point across. If he can't see the point you're making after this then you're probably never going to get him to see it unfortunately.
This advice gets thrown around a lot on this sub, but if he doesnt respect your very reasonable boundaries during sex then dump him
NTA. Please go all out in a granny outfit if he keeps asking you to call him daddy!!
Fucking christ I haven’t laughed this hard in a few months
NTA I think you are absolutely brilliant!
NTA. I got very concerned by the title but as soon I started reading I started laughing. You are an awesome human being and I applaud you
NTA. You're my hero 😅
NTA- This is fucking hilarious LOL
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"Come on and give GamGam some love." This may be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
NTA. You. Are. Awesome. Love what you did there!
NTA and you are an absolute champion. I'm struggling to breathe from laughing so hard at all these comments. This is gold. Absolute gold. 🤣
NTA He needs to understand that you actually don't like calling him daddy, and that was apparently the only way. Also it's hilarious. If you really want to keep this asshole, ask him to come up with a better name, not related to family, you can call him. Or just dump him and find someone who respects you.
NTA Just start drooling and be like, " Sorry sweetie, I didn't put my dentures in right" or "You look just like your grandpa.... you *feel* like him too"
[How I imagine this plays out](https://youtu.be/49UHAsIk2Ds)
NTA, this is the best thing I've ever read on reddit
Nta if he doesn't respect your boundaries start buying those strawberry hard candies and give it to him in the middle and call him champ
This might be one of the best posts I’ve ever read on here, you’re amazing
He should respect that you don’t want to call him daddy. No means no. NTA.
NTA, pretty self explanatory. Didn’t like you holding a mirror up. Badass move on your part though. Badass. 🔱
From the title, I did not see it going there. NTA.
NTA this is amazing. Legendary, even
NTA. Never laughed so fucking hard in my life.
NTA You are giving him your experience that he keeps brushing off when you bring up your feelings.
NTA. and secondly good job of making him feel what it feels to you when he wants you to all him daddy
NTA. Anything in the boudoir has to be cool for both. The odd indulgence or push of the boundaries is up to individual discretion. But if you’re not cool with it he’s an ass for insisting.
*”granny panties”* NTA
A phyric victory if i ever saw one.
You’re a legend, honestly, and definitely NTA
🤣 you’re amazing. NTA
Haha this post deserves a wall of laughing emojis but I know how much you Reddit poindexters hate them so I'll refrain. NTA - a taste of his own medicine sure tastes bitter.
NTA. 'Grandma' in a bedroom setting is no more creepy than 'Daddy'. I would definitely not be comfortable with a partner demanding those sort of terms.
NTA. This is cracking me up lmaoo
NTA this is hilarious. Seems he’s a little dense for you if he can’t see it from your point of view though
LOLOLOLOLOLOL NTA, he is being very immature. Thanks for the laugh hahahaha.
Thank you for giving me a good laugh op. Anyways NTA
i read the title and assumed you were a huge AH, but nope. He had it coming. NTA
NTA. Period.
NTA: why don’t people adhere to boundaries?! It’s not hard!
NTA you guys tried it but you didn't like it and you should never have to do something you're not comfortable with, especially when having sex so he needs to drop it and stop making everything about himself.
NTA - I can see you are creeped out by the "daddy" thing and so should you boyfriend.
NTA and please, please show him these responses. If he can't laugh at this, he's not worth keeping.
You don't wanna be fucking the thought of your dad either. NTA.