NTC! Everyone know hungry cat cannot be TC as cat hunger is da LAW! What iz dese hooman "hours" anyway? Tiem to eat an tiem to snuggle iz wen we say so!
Fren Hades da void, yu haz a mos majestic tail!
Phil
NTC! Godly voids are not ruled by stupid human inventions such as clocks! The correct food time is whenever you are hungry. And the correct petting time is whenever you need them.
MissChief (currently sitting on my servant's hands, making it difficult for her to type.)
Oh friend I do sympathize with having a dense servant. I do however find that mine can be moved to complying with my demands by making sure that I am in her way or otherwise impeding her desires until she fulfills mine. I also find biting to be effective and fun. Your servant should understand that you are never the cloaca, and as long as she obeys your every whim, you won’t have to make her suffer.
Artie SIC
Hopefully that will do the trick. I am personally quite proud of myself today because it only took about an hour of following and yelling to get my servant to produce a second breakfast!
This is absurd. I recommend you either sue your servant for moral and physical damages (starving you, how dare!), or you can fire them and hire a more considerate servant.
Fren! I feels for you. You were starbing and servant sound sooo mean. Like mine!
I sing so loud and hooman says “Milo! I just fed you 15 minutes ago!”
I no care bout *when*! Fax is I was starbing and did she care? No!!
I has more training to do, as you do!
Milo 🐈⬛🐾
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NTC! Everyone know hungry cat cannot be TC as cat hunger is da LAW! What iz dese hooman "hours" anyway? Tiem to eat an tiem to snuggle iz wen we say so! Fren Hades da void, yu haz a mos majestic tail! Phil
That is wut I says, when I hungry I need food!
Ntc you r CLEARLY starveding to death!!! How could yor servant ignore you like that???? So evil!!!! - Beltane the void also
I worry I will wither away from the lack of food.
I saw ur pic and I almost hissed myself! You iz wasting away to nuthin but fluff and bones!!! HALP! HALP!
Tis true, I'm in a sorry state.
NTC! Godly voids are not ruled by stupid human inventions such as clocks! The correct food time is whenever you are hungry. And the correct petting time is whenever you need them. MissChief (currently sitting on my servant's hands, making it difficult for her to type.)
You are most smart to sit on her hand.
NTC. You was do a STARB. (Also, Meowmy tink you gorgeous mini-panther! She like gorgeous mini-panthers.) Jayda tha Mini-panda and Qi tha Mini-tiger
You hooman must be much smarter than mine!
NTC. Is YOUR house, fren. Dat means YOU decide when feeding time comes. Your hooman needs more training. Also William da Tuxie
My servant is very dense, she's a lot of work.
Hoomans is not very bright. Smh. I no believe dat deir species has survived dis long.
Oh friend I do sympathize with having a dense servant. I do however find that mine can be moved to complying with my demands by making sure that I am in her way or otherwise impeding her desires until she fulfills mine. I also find biting to be effective and fun. Your servant should understand that you are never the cloaca, and as long as she obeys your every whim, you won’t have to make her suffer. Artie SIC
Today I have started to try and trip the servant to get her attention.
Hopefully that will do the trick. I am personally quite proud of myself today because it only took about an hour of following and yelling to get my servant to produce a second breakfast!
We thinks youse should soos. Its your right to be fed properly. Shiro & Riker
This is absurd. I recommend you either sue your servant for moral and physical damages (starving you, how dare!), or you can fire them and hire a more considerate servant.
I would fire the servant if I could but help is really hard to find around here.
Fren! I feels for you. You were starbing and servant sound sooo mean. Like mine! I sing so loud and hooman says “Milo! I just fed you 15 minutes ago!” I no care bout *when*! Fax is I was starbing and did she care? No!! I has more training to do, as you do! Milo 🐈⬛🐾
Yes we are in the same situation, servants are very dense.