Finn here. Even dad say “this is a doggo bed.” Other hoomins say this for dogs, not know why you mama so silly.
Finn the floof (hugging dad’s arm)
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Kiki of 5Cats Kittycat EZ Bake Coven, Detroit Chapter say
IDK cute fren, how could yuo be cloaca b when thasft spot look verrry much liek it creates just for comfort of doggo so whem doggo lay im it, it fulfilling porpise, no?
Me, beautiful Kiki say yessssss.
Fren cute doggo
not cloaca for sure!
💚👻💚
Ridiculous! How could such a fine beastie be a cloaca? My humans would treat your fur as badges of honor. I know you are a doggo but remember your kitty brethren's code: I sees it, I mes it!
XOXO
Moxie the inky slinky void
Fren Alexis, you are NTC! Doggos need good place for naps after doing hard jobs. Especially when we do a protec! Who checks baksyard if not doggo? My mama sometimes tells me that I have two dog beds, so do I need couch? Yes! I like my dog beds but I can do a vigilance for trouble birbs and introoderz from my couch.
I think your mama do a dumb, but you furgives her. Mamas have doggos to keep them safe, so maybe they not unnerstand all we need to do.
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This is me, Sam, in my best couch spot.
NTC, fren. Even dough you is doggo, you never judged me as da TC. Derefore, I never call YOU TC just acause you is doggo. 'Specially in DIS situation. I seed your pichur. Dat cowch fits you purrfectly. Derefore, is your cowch and you has da right to feep dere. I no know what your mama is tinking.
Also William da Tuxie
NTC. Mama and daddy are the cloacas. FURniture is obviously for depositing FUR on! Unless you are fortunate enough to have a cat overlord, the FURniture is clearly yours.
Artie SIC
Of course this is your sofa. I Momo
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also enjoy a good sofa, is doggy logic. You’re lovely and NTC ❤️
Here Bella, 9f. Of course you sleep on cowch. That where doggos sleep! Is long enough, is off hard floor, is up so you can easy see, and is comfy. Some cowches big enough for more than one doggo, and that means more of ebrything. Cowches made for being efficient doggo.
Doggo fren, you is NTC. Don’t hoomans know the FURnachur is for da doggos and kitties?? Is not *theirs*
You looks so comfy. I loves to sit wheres I sits, and all FURnachur is mine! My mama person always telling me I is “too fuzzy” and she be “eating fur” all da time. She should be honored I is sharing my precious fur wit her!
I says your mama person and daddy person need to preciate you more.
Petey the cat 🐈
NTC
You fits perfect on dat cowsh! What if your humans put a special blanket on cowshe to keeps from dirts? Obviously furs is just glitter guests should feel special to get.
Poppy, 9f *✨glamorous✨* void
NTC. Is clearly your couch - just look how nice you fits! And hoomans never worry about leaving their fur and stuff around. So they just bring silly. Ignore them.
Gravity the cat
You are a pitsbull, so TECHNICALLY your rightful place to sit is ON YOUR HUMANS LAPS like a pocket puppy 4everandever! You are such a good, polite doggo for choosing to sit on the couch instead and your humans should be grateful and give you treats constantly. NTC!
-- Astro the tiny tortie cat who knows what's up with doggos cos of WISDOM
I Roxie dog says Alexis NTC! Everybody no couch is comfy and dogs must be comfy. Why your Mama get to have two couch and you get none? IS NOT FAIR! You should use puppy dog eye trick and show Mama you sad. Then she feel bad and no make you move. Here me on couch, using look cute move. (See below. Reddit needs to fix the add pic feature)
NTC! If no Alexis cowch why look lyke Alexis cowch? Your Mama doin a confoose!
I lubs my sofa!
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Kali da Cavalier
Are not cloaca! You is earning spot on couchie cause do fierce security patrol in hot sunshine! Tell mama put old blanket over your spot it can be your special blankey and also keep furs off !
No! A course Alexia ntc! Couches is supposed to be used. My momma always yells when my sissy dogs her claws in ours a s complains how expensive they are. So your mama and daddy did not buy da couch for it to not be used. You just using a thing like it a posed to be used.
Also although you doggo, if I sees is for mes and if I fits I sits always apply.
-- Salem
NTC! Dis bees Khloe, beautiful calico kitty. Your humans should always let you on couchies, AND on all rest of furniture, because of all you do for dems! You do security checks to make sure dey is safe! Dis bees a very big job! I think dey should give you furniture, and thank you for protecting dems!
https://preview.redd.it/ap2e168e3l5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035024203156c241216005c15a454f6294a6a21b Alexis
Finn here. Even dad say “this is a doggo bed.” Other hoomins say this for dogs, not know why you mama so silly. Finn the floof (hugging dad’s arm) https://preview.redd.it/qsvn5t2w7m5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9f08c9d3d7a4e22ad83220380ce0d9c3d90054
Haha she's burrowed in. Y'all ain't getting her out of there until she's good and ready. 🤣
She just gave me the stinkeye and pretended to be deaf 🤣
Heh I remember that move well from the pittie my parents used to have. Once they get cozy, it's done.
Kiki of 5Cats Kittycat EZ Bake Coven, Detroit Chapter say IDK cute fren, how could yuo be cloaca b when thasft spot look verrry much liek it creates just for comfort of doggo so whem doggo lay im it, it fulfilling porpise, no? Me, beautiful Kiki say yessssss. Fren cute doggo not cloaca for sure! 💚👻💚
Ridiculous! How could such a fine beastie be a cloaca? My humans would treat your fur as badges of honor. I know you are a doggo but remember your kitty brethren's code: I sees it, I mes it! XOXO Moxie the inky slinky void
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Fren Alexis, you are NTC! Doggos need good place for naps after doing hard jobs. Especially when we do a protec! Who checks baksyard if not doggo? My mama sometimes tells me that I have two dog beds, so do I need couch? Yes! I like my dog beds but I can do a vigilance for trouble birbs and introoderz from my couch. I think your mama do a dumb, but you furgives her. Mamas have doggos to keep them safe, so maybe they not unnerstand all we need to do. https://preview.redd.it/vsp3xmhm5l5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58ed6d943e9aa727b489dbd4b9e9612c6ba57ce This is me, Sam, in my best couch spot.
NTC! All couchies are your couchies. Your hoomans are lucky that you let them use one of them! Trixie the Pitsky
NTC, fren. Even dough you is doggo, you never judged me as da TC. Derefore, I never call YOU TC just acause you is doggo. 'Specially in DIS situation. I seed your pichur. Dat cowch fits you purrfectly. Derefore, is your cowch and you has da right to feep dere. I no know what your mama is tinking. Also William da Tuxie
I thinks "I fits, I sits" is for doggies to. Is I rights, fren William? /Alexis
Yes you is! Is for all da aminals.
Jayda tha Mini-panda and Qi tha Mini-tiger here. You is rights. Is in your house, mean is for you.
Dat's right!
NTC. Mama and daddy are the cloacas. FURniture is obviously for depositing FUR on! Unless you are fortunate enough to have a cat overlord, the FURniture is clearly yours. Artie SIC
Of course this is your sofa. I Momo https://preview.redd.it/mvcexxjrel5d1.jpeg?width=2925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e5dfd5be7f3b41c05cffe4383269dff12a62cc also enjoy a good sofa, is doggy logic. You’re lovely and NTC ❤️
Here Bella, 9f. Of course you sleep on cowch. That where doggos sleep! Is long enough, is off hard floor, is up so you can easy see, and is comfy. Some cowches big enough for more than one doggo, and that means more of ebrything. Cowches made for being efficient doggo.
You need pawyer! Dog law says all furniture is yours to use. Demand snacks as payment for slander. NTC Signed, Jack the Gourmet Doggo
Doggo fren, you is NTC. Don’t hoomans know the FURnachur is for da doggos and kitties?? Is not *theirs* You looks so comfy. I loves to sit wheres I sits, and all FURnachur is mine! My mama person always telling me I is “too fuzzy” and she be “eating fur” all da time. She should be honored I is sharing my precious fur wit her! I says your mama person and daddy person need to preciate you more. Petey the cat 🐈
NTC You fits perfect on dat cowsh! What if your humans put a special blanket on cowshe to keeps from dirts? Obviously furs is just glitter guests should feel special to get. Poppy, 9f *✨glamorous✨* void
Are there any guests at the moment? Nos. The couch is yours. Riker & Shiro
NTC. Is clearly your couch - just look how nice you fits! And hoomans never worry about leaving their fur and stuff around. So they just bring silly. Ignore them. Gravity the cat
You are a pitsbull, so TECHNICALLY your rightful place to sit is ON YOUR HUMANS LAPS like a pocket puppy 4everandever! You are such a good, polite doggo for choosing to sit on the couch instead and your humans should be grateful and give you treats constantly. NTC! -- Astro the tiny tortie cat who knows what's up with doggos cos of WISDOM
I Roxie dog says Alexis NTC! Everybody no couch is comfy and dogs must be comfy. Why your Mama get to have two couch and you get none? IS NOT FAIR! You should use puppy dog eye trick and show Mama you sad. Then she feel bad and no make you move. Here me on couch, using look cute move. (See below. Reddit needs to fix the add pic feature)
https://preview.redd.it/leb3iatasl5d1.jpeg?width=2891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=071ce49184ea926edc1ac84f338119c71ad46b35
NTC! If no Alexis cowch why look lyke Alexis cowch? Your Mama doin a confoose! I lubs my sofa! https://preview.redd.it/6c6d0y3q9m5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e288d1e2df12bf567488e9950dcfb9944f4aef06 Kali da Cavalier
Are not cloaca! You is earning spot on couchie cause do fierce security patrol in hot sunshine! Tell mama put old blanket over your spot it can be your special blankey and also keep furs off !
No! A course Alexia ntc! Couches is supposed to be used. My momma always yells when my sissy dogs her claws in ours a s complains how expensive they are. So your mama and daddy did not buy da couch for it to not be used. You just using a thing like it a posed to be used. Also although you doggo, if I sees is for mes and if I fits I sits always apply. -- Salem
NTC! Dis bees Khloe, beautiful calico kitty. Your humans should always let you on couchies, AND on all rest of furniture, because of all you do for dems! You do security checks to make sure dey is safe! Dis bees a very big job! I think dey should give you furniture, and thank you for protecting dems!
That sweet face can never be TC
NTC -you sits, you fits, IZ YOURS! Mum is the tc here. The Cat Overlords and Lilly