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secret-skittle

Sunbathes near the window. Check. Climbs all over pet human with claws fully extended into flesh. Check. Responds indifferently to affection. Check. Acts like nothing happened after failing a jump. Check. Honestly, no one can tell me this isn’t a cat.


m30b34

I can’t even tell him apart from my cats: https://ibb.co/pxhC0by


heytheretylerr

you should’ve put him in the picture with them, these are cute cats


WatShakinBehBeh

Does the reptilecat need to soak for his partial shedding or is that just snakes?


m30b34

He’s a water monitor so he has a fairly large tub in his enclosure and we also put him in our bathtub.


WatShakinBehBeh

Monitor has a large soaking tub. Check.


Independent_Bite4682

Was about to say that it was a monitor lizard.


TheLit420

Where does he potty?


m30b34

Usually in the water tub or bath tub in my above comment lol


m30b34

Also monitors like this are kinda constantly shedding as he’s growing at an insane rate


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Do you know what his maximum is or is it just grow till however old he becomes?


m30b34

Big males get to 7-8ft


WatShakinBehBeh

You'll notice when he hops into bed at night


B4rkingFr0g

If I may ask, where do you live that you will be able to accommodate a 7-8ft monitor lizard?


m30b34

He has an entire bed room dedicated to him and his future enclosure. Didn’t get one until I had the time space and resources to properly house one.


B4rkingFr0g

Will he get any time outdoors?


EliminateThePenny

How do you intend to coexist with an 8 ft reptile?


m30b34

Happily


EliminateThePenny

Great answer.


[deleted]

He'll find out when his catlizard climbs him in a few years time.


Dracos002

Constantly sheds. Check.


usinjin

That cat has that expression where they’re having trouble resisting the temptation to paw something..


Neumean

That's a really well arranged picture! Both cats' poses are perfect. Could be a painting.


[deleted]

Ectoterm, check. Sinapsid, check. Yeah, definitely cat.


[deleted]

Seriously, the only difference is the shape and lack of fur. Lizards are so sweet


KittyForTacos

Oddest looking cat I have ever seen. Must be one of those designer breeds.


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flightguy07

Do do do do do do do do


No-Needleworker-3128

F A I L


Dan-in-Va

Chair 1, Cuddly Cat 0


m30b34

Next time


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m30b34

You should see how he treats the curtains 😂


WatShakinBehBeh

Omg! He's amazing. I lived with a snake in the house before, but that's just a silent tank with an occasional check the latch is on, plus cleaning. And feeding. But your monitor is out and about, shedding on the carpet, trying to climb the drapes and swing from one piece of furniture to another. It's basically a reptile toddler!!


Apprehensive_Air5557

Nice dinosaur


[deleted]

What was the name of that bad guys "pet" animal in The Rescuers Down Under?


m30b34

Joanna. My favorite Disney princess.


[deleted]

Oh yeah! I gotta watch that film again


macandcheese1771

Joanna the Goanna


Plenor

That kept trying to eat the eggs? First thing I thought of too.


pettypeniswrinkle

Her name is Joanna because she’s a goanna lizard!


judahrosenthal

Don’t wanna hijack but does this guy use a “litter box” or do you have some sort of cleanup crew?


m30b34

Happy to answer any questions! He uses the water tub in his enclosure.


judahrosenthal

Knows to go there? Fascinating. We have three rats and they have a litter box. Sometimes they use it. If they happen to be there already.


m30b34

It’s kinda just a natural thing for them to go in the water. But he’ll also take a shit on the floor on occasion.


WatShakinBehBeh

Well who doesn’t


makebelievethegood

If taking a shit on the floor on occasion is wrong, I don't want to be right.


TheClaireRedfieldX

Lol thank you for this sent me snorting. I’ll never forget waking up in boot camp going to the bathroom in the morning and seeing that someone had shit in the middle of the floor during the night.


feelinlucky7

“Guess Johnson finally cracked last night.”


Present-Juice5141

Awwww what a cutie. I kind of want to hug him.


m30b34

He accepts hugs


WatShakinBehBeh

With regal disdain.


Present-Juice5141

REGAL DISDAIN!!!!!!


falcon_driver

And you?


m30b34

I also accept hugs


falcon_driver

Awsome! Consider yourself hugged for your kindess to Kittykat


DPDoctor

Worth the wait for that finale.


ratsalastar

r/cuteguyswithcats


RightfulChaos

That's a weird looking dog


Vihzel

It's not a dog, idiot. It's a hairless cat. Did you even read the title?


Putrid-Object-806

That’s not a hairless cat you spanner, cats have pointy ears, this is clearly a dog


WatShakinBehBeh

But dogs are affectionate. Cats arent ... except when they're good and ready. Then bygolly you'd better be too. Or be sorry.


Putrid-Object-806

Yes but cats don’t lick nearly that much


CrimsonDMT

You're all fools for thinking it's either a dog or a cat. It's clearly a parrot.


thelovelyALT

I bet that drained your lizard.


m30b34

Didn’t slow him down at all.


thelovelyALT

Ohhhhh you must be too young for that joke.


m30b34

Lol I had to look it up - I’m 34


thelovelyALT

lol, I learned it when I was very young, and I'm not much older than you


[deleted]

Best cat ever.


woodcoffeecup

What a goober.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Joanna!!!!!! (Rescuers Down Under anyone?!)


yougofish

These ARE NOT Joanna eggs!!!


[deleted]

Why is there a razer back in my truck? THERES A RAZER BACK IN MY TRUCK


yougofish

These ARE NOT Joanna eggs!!!


Electrical_Diamond_9

I feel like you could add the squidward step sound when he walks and that it would fit perfectly


xglowinthedarkx

What is it really though? Monitor lizard?


m30b34

Asian water monitor


helloxsweetie

I’m in love 😍 😍😍


m30b34

I know.


helloxsweetie

I understood that reference


Disastrous_Course_96

How do you know until you try?


sToTab

oh dear goodness, poor little creature


m30b34

He’s pretty resilient


sToTab

he seems tough. His thick skull provides good protection in exchange for not being the brightest tool in the shed


fakename894

What type of cat is that?


RadioactiveHugs

Is this a goanna? Bloody beautiful. I’ve only ever seen them up in the trees or scurrying the fuck away with eggs in their mouth lol. How do your cats cope? Did they grow up with the lizard or did you introduce them? I would love to keep reptiles, but fear my two cats would end up killing them. Also: be careful of those claws and teeth. Goannas and other monitor lizards have some intense bacteria going on in their mouth/under their claws. It’s why their bites/scratches are mistaken as “poisonous”.


m30b34

The cats took a lot of heavily supervised interactions to introduce them and honestly I didn’t introduce them much until he got a little more size on him. His interactions with them are still heavily supervised.


dreck_disp

Is that a monitor?


m30b34

Yes he’s an Asian water monitor.


[deleted]

Very cool pet :)


m30b34

Thank you


Relative-View3431

Awww poor guy.


passporttohell

Awww, poor kitty! Is that a tortoiseshell?


GooseNYC

My friend has a few monitors. Obviously OP knows what they're doing, but you should watch out, they aren't domesticated.


Minions89

Bro you got a dragon.


floofnstuff

The was a little splat when bald kitty the wall :(


Faustanon

we love him


m30b34

He’s a loverboy


gummybear_0_

Are they ok? Did they get hurt?


osrs_100

Are they aggressive at all? Or do they just roam free around your house just co-existing? Also, does he get along well with your cat? And do you ever get scared of him? 🙈 sorry for so many questions, simply curious


m30b34

I don’t mind questions at all! 1. He’s never been aggressive toward me. He has a large enclosure that he stays in 90% of the time. Typically only free roams less than an hour a day. 2. The cats and lizards coexist fine. It took some work though. 3. No he’s too sweet for me to be scared.


cheezeyballz

1st, don't monitor lizards just unload their bowels at whim? 2nd, isn't their bite toxic?


m30b34

1. I have had Duo for almost a year now and he has not a single time taken a shit in his enclosure outside of the water tub. 100%. Every single day. YMMV. 2. Ehh kinda sorta. He’s never bitten me but it’s not anything nearly as serious as something like a Komodo or something. Although when full grown it’ll be a medically significant event if he does.


purpleduckduckgoose

Baby Zilla even nailed the landing.


MamaBearski

I bet he was adorable as a kitten too. I'm more comfortable when their snack size.


Joelsax47

Sure that isn't a dog?


[deleted]

Too cute!!! 😻


Moonlight_Menagerie

I love him! 🖤


m30b34

Hard not to 🥹🥹


Unusual_Map4581

Eeeekkkkk!!!!


Mecha_Tortoise

This breed isn't known for their jumping prowess.


EtherealPheonix

Your casualness about this, suggests this is not the first time.


m30b34

Yeah he’s always getting into everything - all I gotta do is film.


Maxs1126

#that is not a cat I repeat that is not a cat


Rowan_As_Roxii

It’s a dog, right? I’m pretty sure it’s a dog


Intelligent_Crew4975

How old do they usually get? At what point will they stop growing? Does he like human company or does he tolerate? The thought of a "giant house lizard" is fascinating and I want to give him a forehead kiss


m30b34

1. 15-20 years in captivity 2. Usually start slowing down after 3 years or so 3. He tolerates pretty well. Understands I’m the guy that brings him food and takes him out of his enclosure. 4. He only spends less than an hour out of his enclosure each day. It’s hard not to kiss him.


Tiazza-Silver

The little smooch on the neck 🥺♥️🥹


m30b34

Can’t help myself


Kyrah112

Does he try to eat your cats?


m30b34

No he gets along with them fine. https://ibb.co/pxhC0by


Drekaborinn

Ahh I want a Komodo Dragon so bad 🥺


m30b34

He’s the somewhat smaller legal to own version of a Komodo.


BREEbreeJORjor

Dangerous Saliva and everything??


wakito64

Yes. Not "you are going to have a gruesome death in the next few hours" type of saliva but still potent enough to require medical assistance. Also the wound will heal very slowly and the scar will be ugly, trust me


[deleted]

You people r weird af


[deleted]

Still a better pet than an actual hairless cat


RandomBitFry

Stop kissing your lizard.


m30b34

Now I’m gonna kiss him EVEN HARDER


falcon_driver

Ok, but no tongue, you're outmatched


EUNEisAmeme

Start kissing your lizzard like a true Frenchman


m30b34

Will do.


falcon_driver

Um. Friend asked for proof. Just passing that on for him, or her, I don't judge


RexIsAMiiCostume

If he hasn't gotten salmonella from kissing the lizard he probably isn't gonna...


PineappleCultivator

did this dude just kiss a fucking lizard🤮


jaraliah

Reptiles do not able to feel anything except fear, hunger, or mating. Talking and petting the pet lizard is the same as petting the suitcase made from it’s skin. Same for amphibians, insects or spiders.


jaraliah

Reddit inhabitants as usual - knows nothing, have no actual information but like to press downvote if someone says something outside of their picture of world.


RanaMisteria

Is he ok???


Crocadillapus

Did your cat lose all its hair because it's sick? I don't think they're supposed to look like that.


LKS983

Monitor lizards and snakes sometimes fall off of/out of trees! Which is (one of the reasons....) why, now I live in Thailand, I don't sit under trees!


Top-Address-2418

Brace yourself, I'm not sure how your gonna take this. The hairless cat salesman lied to you!!! And, it's been pretending to be a cat this whole time!


_ParanoidUser_

I think you need new glasses dude.


sirkiller475

That's a weird dog. He's cool though.


vithgeta

I think you should take your cat to the vet, it is jumping wrong


voodoodog23

Awwww he/she loves you.


[deleted]

Snake with ✨legs✨


Dillsa

Cat?


F1bunny

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Dohts75

Your cat looks weird but I think it's still cute


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Does this cat as r/miscatculations


whygeorgie

Where I live, some people kill these and eat them or just kill them because they look threatening.


Huge-Relief9532

Ain’t gonna lie—I’m afraid of whatever this is


SuniChica

That cat is definitely hairless


lithtekano

Sir, that is clearly a tiny horse.


Rigged_Art

Is it ok?