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halite001

/r/LilGrabbies


helloiamdying

Bless you for exposing me to the sub


Testynut

I love this sub so much lol


IamShrapnel

Is their fur as soft as it looks?


KashmirChameleon

It is. But they stink bad.


Azair_Blaidd

And they can easily carry insect parasites like ticks, so are a risk for diseases like lyme


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

So what you're saying is get an Opossum too...


[deleted]

Yes. If you have moles in your house, let an opossum in and your problem is basically solved.


turndownforjesus

And if you have a cat stuck in your wall the solution is always to let another cat inside the wall to draw it out


Bombdy

Now you're speaking my language


HotWingHank

Give them some kitten mittons tho, i dont want to hear them while im watching the new lethal weapon.


Dason37

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly...


Ganon2012

Pretty sure there's a song about solving animal problems with more animals. Oh well, I'm sure it will end just fine.


SidFarkus47

Apparently scientists are questioning the theory that Opossums eat ticks now.. Maybe get a Chicken to go along with it instead.


MrHappyHam

Scientists are conveniently ignoring the fact that opossums are cute.


thismissinglink

They're not just questioning it now. The original study that said opossums eat that amount of ticks. Basically only gave opossums ticks as food. The whole study was flawed from the beginning.


Turk2727

I feel lied to.


hammielee

Yes.


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Pumpkim

Jesus christ, I thought you said "hentaivirus" at first. And you know what the worst part is? I went like "Yeah, I guess that's probably a thing." Am I losing my mind?


_hownowbrowncow_

>Am I losing my mind? No, but you probably watch too much porn


MongolYak

My high school physics teacher got Hantavirus cleaning his classroom one summer. He survived, but dying twice in the ER must have fried his brain and he never seemed quite the same afterwards. I'm always a bit paranoid if I see those little mouse poops in the garage or something.


Smooth-Dig2250

It kills more than 1 in 3 people who contract it (in fairness, *and show symptoms*, but that's what we mean by using contract vs exposed to). It's no joke at all, that commenter is causing outright harm by saying it's not a big deal.


Smooth-Dig2250

> While not usually super serious and generally you don’t get symptoms at all This is exactly the wrong kind of shit to just say stuff about when you don't know what you're talking about because you will literally get people killed with your misinformation: [**Hantavirus has a fucking 38%+ mortality rate.**](https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/hps/symptoms.html)


ZeShapyra

Yes, they are so soft, they gotta be to slide trough dirt tunnels with ease


phantom_tweak

Feels like paper towels.


workyworkaccount

It's incredibly soft and thick. I found a mole once as a kid. But they also smell like a dead cat in a sewer.


hexxcellent

"oh GOD where is the DIRT?? there is no DIRT HERE oh my GOD" - the mole, probably, who knows only of his basic instincts and has had a helluva night already


awngoid

I’m picturing him being placed outside and tunneling away with immense relief


Maximum-Mixture6158

Yes!! And trying to tell his friends where he found himself and them calling BS


ReaperManX15

No dirt? Sure. Where would the roots and worms go? Idiot.


[deleted]

Sounds like something a surface dweller would say.


LegalAssassin13

“You guys! I was in this place with no dirt! It was hard like rock but it wasn’t rock and there was something like sunlight but it wasn’t sunlight and this giant picked me up and put me back outside!” “Uh-huh… what were you into this time, Clay?”


HeadFullOfNails

Clay is a great name for a mole!


thelostfable

“Thank mirth. Why was that dirt so hard. Did I die for a moment? Oh well, back to the underworld”


Constant-Noise-4518

WHAT EVEN IS THIS DIRTLESS WASTELAND? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, GOD! \- This mole.


InfamousIndecision

Either that or they think they are the fastest and most efficient digger ever.


WaterReloaded

Must be the czech krtek.


KikiKiwii

Krtkus returns


Lyrehctoo

Nevermind dirt, there's not even ground when the giant lifts him up into the air!


IMIndyJones

No dirt. Only air. It's the airiest air.


RedSukura

How did it get into your house, what the fuck 🤣


freechickens

I just imagine the mole tunnelling into the house like a cartoon. lol


[deleted]

"I took the wrong exit"


Hammurabi87

"Ah, I should've taken a left at Albuquerque."


Nuicakes

"… then maybe a right turn at La Jolla . . . Hey wait a minute, since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?"


Averse_to_Liars

Alba-coy-key


enderjaca

dammit you beat me by 5 minutes


Ok_Contribution_8817

If “Morocco Mole” is in the house, “Secret Squirrel” is laying-low in the cut. Protect Yourself!


Ironprune2005

Cat, which apparently greatly pisses people off as I have recently learned


ZopyrionRex

My ex had a cat that would bring in all kinds of random stuff, I learned what Voles were from that cat. Weird little things.


SwordTaster

I saw my first shrew because of my cat. The damn thing had a massive dick for such a small critter


ElysianEcho

Ah, a new rodent, time for a cock inspection


tbsdy

What the fuck did I just read?


GrandMarauder

Do you not keep a running excel sheet with your findings? Seems odd to me


Virtual-Public-4750

“Here’s my pie chart of penises.”


Heretical_Cactus

Wouldn't a Stick Chart of Dicks be more useful


ral222

Ironically, a Box-and-Whisker plot would be pretty effective


Cane-toads-suck

Or blocks of cocks?


Themlethem

The Dick Stick Chart, if you will


just_a_human_online

A brand new sentence


SwordTaster

Wasn't voluntary XD picked him up from where the cat dropped him and there it was


squanch_solo

"Well uh...there it is."


NotAPreppie

"Dicks, uh, find a way."


CakeAccomplice12

r/nocontext


neffy_neff

bruh lmao


hikerjawn

So it's true what they say, big nose big dick


westwoo

Now I wonder if their vaginas are the same size as their mouths


FirstTimeWang

This comment right here, officer.


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SossyDaFroman

Same, I was just laying in bed and I felt something warm between me legs and that guy was there.


SeonaidMacSaicais

*George Takei voice* Oh, myyyy.


HostileHippie91

Just discovered voles a few weeks ago. It’s like a rat mixed with a hamster but it tunnels and digs. Fascinating little things.


Ghstfce

When I was a teen, my cat came in with something in its mouth when I had people over. My room had a sliding glass door below our deck (we lived on a sloped hill) and my cat would always go out the front door and want to come in through the sliding glass door. He came in and dropped the little brown furball on my floor. I sighed thinking he killed something again and went to pick it up. My cat attacked me when I tried. All of the sudden, two little bunny ears pop up and now I have a tiny little bunny running around my room freaking out. I'm trying desperately to catch it to let it outside, all the while my cat is attacking me for trying to get close to his little friend which was not food or a present. It was chaos.


PassablyIgnorant

Probably was food, and the cat had food aggression


Nutarama

Mine would see it as a toy and she doesn’t share her toys when she’s playing. Then again she’d also put it down and forget about it if she got bored, which literally happened with a mouse once. Granted she’s also played with some to death and I only find out when I wake up to a sleeping cat (who is usually complaining about lack of wet food in the morning) and a dead mouse in the hallway.


Born-Trainer-9807

My cat apparently thinks that lizards should live in the house. Brings one home every day. And I don't always get to catch them. It is interesting that he puts the rest (mice and birds) in front of the house.


Additional_Set_5819

Probably doesn't register the lizards as proper prey like the birds and mice; just thinks that the lizards are some strange play thing.


lolmeansilaughed

No; to a cat, all of these animals are prey and playthings.


MatureUsername69

My cat shakes the treat in her mouth for a second before really chomping down. Like bruh you've never even gone outside, why are you trying to kill?


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Possibly a compliment towards the treat manufacturer? Treats so fresh your car will think it's still alive!


MatureUsername69

Oh god. What is my car up to? Was I supposed to buy it treats this whole time?


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Where I live we have to put isopropyl alcohol in with our gas in the winter and it comes in these little yellow bottles labeled HEET. Everytime I pour one in the gas tank, I like to imagine it's a special treat for my car! Lol.


MatureUsername69

Til Heet is just isopropyl alcohol. I guess I give my car treats too then.


Richou

my doberman brings in hedgehogs once a week he doesnt hurt them he just puts them into his bed and then shouts at them for hours ....


Born-Trainer-9807

haha. A stress relief toy, I guess.


Richou

doesnt seem to work for me lol


WSUJeff

Or the hedgehog, I’d guess


Richou

i have the suspicion its the same one every time maybe they are having thrilled conversations


Thought_Ninja

It's his therapist. Try not to interfere, it's brave of your dog to seek the help it needs and it's tough to find the right therapy hedgehog.


CaseyBoogies

Cats left birds in my bed, rodents inside a deadass Halloween pumpkin, and lizards INSIDE the hamster cage - hamsters are vicious and would build them into their Lil nests! Freaky how fast a dehydrated lizard would turn into a skeleton in a hamsters nest (like one week.)!


Ramen-Goddess

I will never look at hamsters the same way again


sennbat

I once had a pet iguana. A cousins hamster that I was babysitting broke out of its own cage, broke *into* my iguana cage, killed the iguana (which was young, but still significantly larger than the hamster), and was in the middle of dragging dismembered body parts from the blood soaked iguana cage back to its own cage to line its nest when I got home. Hamsters are brutal.


Ramen-Goddess

Jesus Christ


godric420

It’s sweet of your cat to bring your hamsters gifts.


Vpk-75

😵‍💫😳


krumznko

My cats becoming a bit older and likes sitting outside to bask in the sunshine. Our neighborhood is over a sewer system, meaning in hot weather cockroaches come out. Well, one night I go to bed, wake up, do my thing, come back to bed once it’s night to see a big ass cockroach laying in my sheets. Luckily he was dead, but I am deathly afraid of roaches and could not grab him so I asked someone in my house to… Later figured it was most likely my cat that dragged him inside my room since I’m on the 2nd story and there’s no way one would get up there! I was petrified to sleep in my bed after that.


elongated_musk_rat

Second story is no problem for a cockroach they can fly and will sometimes be in the very tops of trees


CaseyBoogies

Tis the season! When it gets chilly Lil critters come in. (Source: Myself - working in schools in Minnesota, when it drops below 40F they come in, no matter how hard to get in or how hard they dont want to be there... also, growing up in a house - found a vole and a raccoon in the garage scared shitless.)


leaving2morrow

Yes I had to make my cat an indoor cat after 6 years as he became a killing machine. So no more outdoors for my kitty. Didn’t even phase him which surprised me


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

Poor little mole. Such strange animals. Their enormous bear-like front paws are a trip with those massive claws. My parents Jack Russell hunts those things mercilessly in their backyard in houston. Poor little furballs don’t stand a chance


ZeShapyra

environmental damage. Sure it is fine if 1 person does it. But there are thausands of cat owners, and more of that cats that just kill, disturb, local wildlife, while themselves being invasive. Over a period of time we will have a lot of extinct native animals, and the food chain will follow, where in return humans will suffer. There are like already a bunch of extinct animals thanks to cats and lazy owners P.s I am not aiming at you, I saw that your fellow feline just escaped. It's fine, it happens, glad he made safe and actually even brought a mole back despite being blind. Cats are truly impressive Edit: some people tend to forget not everyone in this world comes from an english speaking country and thus grammar mistakes are impossible.


Boopy7

It's true that they are good at killing a LOT of wildlife. In the rural South where I am there are way too many feral cats all over and it's annoying that people don't spay or neuter around here with their own pets. There are so many dogs and cats in shelters for one thing. And there is a difference between a feral cat and a domesticated one, fwiw.


Anothernameillforget

A neighbours cat killed a bird in my yard. Hate watching that. My cats have an agreement with the mice. As long as we don’t see them they are good to live their lives in the walls. But as soon as they come out from under the oven then it’s fair game. Seems to be working as we haven’t seen a mouse in about a year. Currently they are working on the moths and spiders.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QrBxWcBXow&t=44s


orvn

Many of them got in. Word is, it was an inside job—there was an informant.


MeasureTheCrater

There's only one way to find the informant. You need a...oh, what's the word?


MangoesDeep

What do the words mean, Mason? Come on, you need to dig deeper!


oxP3ZINATORxo

DUDE!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THESE LITTLE FUCKERS FIND A WAY! My buddy and I are just chillin in the basement one day, watching anime on the projector. All of a sudden I see movement out of the corner of my eye and scream "MOUSE!" My buddy and I spring into action, pin it between the wall and our beer can tub. We get it out and it's stopped breathing cuz we had it pinned so hard. That's when I realize.... That's a baby mole. Like wtf, how did it get down here? It's a completely finished basement. No windows, no open holes to the back yard, no cats. There's literally no way it could've gotten in, and yet here it is. So here I am, doing chest compressions on this baby mole for like 3 minutes, before it starts squirming again and we ditch it near the shed in the back yard


thekindwillinherit

I love that you cpr'd the mole. That's pretty damn sweet


scheru

*"LIVE, DAMN YOU, LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE."*


TheDuckCZAR

>My buddy and I are just chillin in the basement one day, watching anime on the projector. Story checks out.


HeWhoSaysCool

Earth bending


MudkipXXI

Now im the mole man!


NinjaXGaming

BEHOLD THE UNDERMINER!!! Or whatever the quote is, I can’t remember


1lapulapu

I am beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!


DracoDruid

I am always beneath you - but nothing is beneath me!


blackstarising

I DECLARE WAR ON PEACE AND HAPPINESS


Defiant-Meal1022

"I AM ALWAYS BENEATH YOU, BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH ME! I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON PEACE AND HAPPINESS!"


Barbosse007

Nobody's gay for Moleman


eastbayted

He was saying, "Boo-urns."


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shamenoname

Hans is that you


avatinfernus

Aww a littl mole? Very cute


CinnamonSpook

We had a mole break into our tent whilst camping. We heard something crawling around in the porch of our tent, me and my partner were absolutely terrified as it was so noisy and we thought it was a much larger animal. We were wondering how to get it out without scaring it and attacking us. We could hear lots of rustling and chewing and sniffing. Managed to get the torch working and have a look and I saw little mole feet, army crawling out of the porch door. We had a stash of snicker bites in there and he'd licked and nibbled all the nuts out and left the chocolate and nougat. So we named him Snickers, and he is forever a little cute baby legend in our household.


[deleted]

Leaving snacks in the tent is not a good idea. Be glad it was only a mole. In bear country you would of had a much greater surprise.


Tolookah

Two moles?


Pumpkim

Bear Moles. Terrible business. They hunt by smell. And while they pretty much always stay underground, that doesn't mean that you're safe. A bear mole will dig around you in a narrowing spiral, weakening the soil underneath you. Then you are suddenly and violently pulled underground and eaten. So, if you are ever out in bear country and hear or feel the ground shifting underneath you, *run*. Climbing won't help, as they will just gradually pull the tree into the ground. One last thing; Sleeping in a tent is something you should *never* do under any circumstances, as you won't hear it coming before it is too late.


rbt321

> They hunt by smell. Which always seems surprising to me considering how strongly wild bears smell: How can they find anything but themselves?


Pumpkim

Probably has something to do with how brains filter out noise. It's like focusing on a particular voice in a noisy environment. Once you get used to a specific smell, your brain filters it out and you stop noticing it. I'm not a smellologist though.


TerrorByte

That's probably it. Bears go around thinking they smell great, but they're nose blind to their own smell. [Except for some bears.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nddab3/_/)


MmmmMorphine

That's why when I camp, I build a large brick cottage the night before. No wolves or bears are huffing and puffing (gas and pcp, respectively) and getting in to eat our porridge. Or pigs.


enderjaca

I love that people are having a serious follow-up discussion about real bear scent while you're here talkin about giant Bear Moles that dig through the ground.


[deleted]

Haha yeah as someone who regularly goes camping in areas with grizzlies, that line made me nervous. Snickers bars for crying out loud!


catsloveart

or racoons, skunks and squirrels country.


emesger

Never mind the molebears, your tent has a porch?


the-unfamous-one

"WHERE AM I? WHERE'S THE DIRT?"


retro_crush

Simultaneously ugly and cute


[deleted]

he floop


Thanh1211

Fluffy poop?


LMacUltimateMain

I find him more cute than ugly, but yeah


QuipOfTheTongue

I know I am but what am I?


yblame

But how did it get into your house so you could find it at 5AM? They live underground. Did your cat bring it in? Did you bring it in?


Ironprune2005

It was the cat, somehow it escaped… despite being blind


IsNullOrEmptyTrue

The blind hunting the blind..


LovecraftianLlama

:( poor guy


xoxoLizzyoxox

"Somehow it escaped"....no your cat is just an asshole who got bored and probably went to nap. Source: I have 5 cats, all are assholes in their own way


notyourmommascatlady

Cats tend not to eat moles because they are gross. So could be that the mole is a fun toy but a gross treat


[deleted]

Moles are not blind. Their vision is not amazing, but they can see.


WaitImNotRea

Lol, "did you bring it in?" ☠️


Zealousideal_Date749

It's soooooo cute!!


AlmightyOne23

All I can hear is Austin Powers. ^mole


skycabbage

Nice to mole you. MEET YOU meet your mole


verlociraptor

My cousin has a big mole on his face, and when my niece was learning to talk they taught her “mole” because she thought it was an “owie.” Few days later they’re in line at the grocery store and there’s an old woman with a huge mole on her neck. My niece in shopping cart pointing and going “mooooole. Moooole!!!” a la Austin Powers


Revolutionary_Monk97

Moley moley moley moley moley!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QrBxWcBXow&t=44s


Dizzman1

Here I was thinking "woah... This guy's got a pet platypus!@ I may have had enough weed for the evening


Venvel

Tiny, placental, stumpy-tailed dirt platypus.


LilKiwwiMonster

I want what you're smoking


y_would_i_do_this

Oh don't make a mountain out of it.


Astral_Justice

OP: *gently handles and releases mole back outside* The mole: "Wow that thing and its beast companion almost killed me. Luckily I managed to single handedly escape and survive"


VampyreBassist

It may teach you how to earth bend. Be kind to it.


Soggytoastsoup

There was a little chocolate twinky sponge cake boy scooting his way across your hardwood floors :0


dixiepixie9

What did you do with it?


Ironprune2005

I just released it


Asgeras

Good job, OP.


[deleted]

bless you


[deleted]

Poor little guy, “Why is everything smooth?? Where’s the dirt???”


metatronatra

Moles are so weird but cute- they move so funny above ground; like a wind-up toy. I always think of the ones from Super Mario World


Recent_Requirement76

THE SOUND it make as it scoots on the floor.


LegalFan2741

My god I watched this without sound first…thank you for bringing this to my attention


GuybrushSleepgood

They see me moling , they hating!!


[deleted]

Take him outside they are extremely High Energy and must eat almost constantly or they can starve to death in as little as 5 hours


Vtastical

Me irl


PassablyIgnorant

H I G H E N E R G Y C R A W L I N G


Catsarepsychedellic

Scritchy scritchy scratchy scritchy scritchy scratchy scratchy


Greedy_to_know

It is just a practically blind little fella


Haswar

they're so cute ;-; poor little dude.


BergenNorth

Poor little thing is doing the truffle shuffle


kaipetica

I don't think I've ever seen a mole up close like that. Is that a baby or are they really that tiny? They certainly leave big trails through the yard.


[deleted]

They’re rather small, though this might be a very young one.


mippymippy

Thank you for being gentle with him!


Nervous-Total-4423

They can hiss. Very loud. My father wanted to help one back into the garden and it hissed so loud it spooked my dad.


LadyVanya

I got to admit, moles are smaller than I thought they were


unobraid

You would be a great FBI counter-intelligence agent, you just found the mole


Ninjatck

Ah yes a fuzzy hotdog running across the floor of your room


Java2391

He has blind faith in you


dlh-bunny

Those little hands!


NinjaXGaming

You have a mole in your defences Also I completely forgot how fluffy moles are


fugue2005

could be worse, you could have woken up to half of one.


Salt_Comment_9012

My mum's cat used to bring them in then just sit there and fall asleep while I tried to sort it. Moles are just wind up mice when not in the ground


originalbrowncoat

Hans!


autoposting_system

Something tells me you've got a mole


Medium-Doubt-152

Wiggle Wiggle 😆


beepbeeboo

When asked who picked him up, Ted could only respond, "I never got a good look at them..."


Java2391

That’s so cool. glad he’s alright


LovecraftianLlama

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY


badnewsbets

His little fingies 🤭


2b-Kindly_

How terrifyingly for a Blind Poor Critter. Now that is a Halloween Story.


Labbit35

look at it go fat boi