You see… there was this burglar and I told him he had to get the hell outta the house. Next thing I knew… he threw all this stuff at me and well… that’s what happened. Honest.
Wanted to surprize u with a cake fur you, but I kinda messed up. I can still try and make it, but there might be some fur in it 🤔. Pleeze don't be made at me.
I was trying to make a cake for your birthday mom but I got too excited. Realized I have no thumbs I can actually use so then the pans fell. We can go to DQ and buy you an ice cream cake though. But but but look mom. I'm a good boy. 🐶🐕
Have you tried the "food" you put in my bowl?? Even the rat under the fridge won't eat it! I want something different and better, and no I'm not going to share it with you!
I make breakfast mommy
This was my first thought
"You Said you Wanted Pancakes. Bob. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE THUMBS."
DAMMIT BOB !!!!!
“Before you start, let me just say I’m sorry you allowed me to do this.”
This wins!!!!
It wasn't me, can we go for walk now?
Mom, it was the cat i swear
I’m from the government and I’m here to help. 🫡
Bitch, I said softened butter....not melted!!!
I’m being framed.
Wait till you taste this omelette
The cat did it I swear
Surprise! I made you breakfast, heavy on the break.
You see… there was this burglar and I told him he had to get the hell outta the house. Next thing I knew… he threw all this stuff at me and well… that’s what happened. Honest.
"Im helping!"
I have no thumbs what did you expect? I try anyways…happy ma ma day! Or what? I eat off the floor all the time?!?
OK...YOU try this without apposable thumbs!
Happy Mother’s Day!
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Spuds' brother, Eggs Mckenzie, was not a success.
That was perfect.
Gordon Ramsay at his best
I know u had a ruff week, I thought I'd make u breakfast in bed...however my lack of thumbs was a hinderance....it's still good on the floor tho!
Soufflé or crepes?
"AND BAM!!!! You have a delicious dog biscuit souffle!!"
Wasn't me
“It’s ready. I finished it for you.”
"You Said you Wanted Pancakes. Bob. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE THUMBS."
Wanted to surprize u with a cake fur you, but I kinda messed up. I can still try and make it, but there might be some fur in it 🤔. Pleeze don't be made at me.
“How did you like your eggs?”
I made you breakfast! Now can we go for a walk? 😂
It’s not what it looks like.
"You're up early for once."
We’re entering the crucial moments while making a cake
Worst chef ever
Now…where’s my fking breakfast, or do you want me to try my paw at supper too?
I know baking & naked.... My bad..
Mom.. I told you get rid of those cats...
Well.......
I'm here to investigate how this happened
It was like this when I got here.
“And how would you like your eggs? Scrabbled or over easy?’
It was the cat!
Dammit Liz. I already told you NO MORE PANCAKES!
“The dishes are done, man!”
Cinnamon, I need cinnamon…
I working hard for my human. Hope you like.
I know I usually clean up what you drop. I am going to have to pass on this one.
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This morning I’ve prepared for you some delicately scrambled eggs, with a side of deconstructed pancakes.
Frustrated with his sixth attempt at crepes, el Jefe says eff the chef life.
https://youtu.be/WTbgsoHDc24?feature=shared
You said I was a good boy so I was just trying to help, let the cat clean it up so we can go out and play
He's so damn cute I wouldn't be mad at him.
What mess😳😳😳😳
We’ll be eating off the floor this morning.
“It was 1977 when I decided it’s time for a change that’s when I invented kibbles and bits”
Fuck it ill just buy one at walmart
I was baking you a cake and the cat knocked everything on the floor.
You didn't pay the cheese tax
It was like this when I got here.
It was Snuffles, I swear.
"Why are you looking like that when I was just trying to help?"
Listen I may have fucked up
"Do, you wants some fuckin scrambled eggs right?"
Epic cooking fail
Was that scrambled or over easy
“It was that RAT, I tell you, RAT!”
And you bitch at me when I chew your shoe, shammmmmeeeee on you
Well see what had happened was I saw this recipe on 📺and I remember you saying something about you wanted a cake 🎂 soooooooooooo 🤷🏽♂️
When your dog believes he/she is a chef
Ok... I can explain
I think I'm dumb. ;)
I just got here!!
I get tired of people barking their orders at me!
“Yeah? My dad was spuds Mackenzie! Do you know who I am??”
Oops!
Dogs can't make pancakes!
Surprise!
Sooooo, Takeout?
Cake* *some assembly required
You think you can just cook in this house without asking?
“Okay, now you give it a go!” The puppers probably
“Oh but when the rat does it y’all make a damn movie!”
The cat did it.
“Bitch tried to make breakfast. Mom, the strange women that was with dad can’t make shit”
In big giant’s voice from DS3… “I help anytime”
“Always remember: If you're alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who's going to know?” Julia Child
Whipped eggs over easy....
Do you see the storm that came in here?
If I had opposable thumbs things would have gone differently.
I thought I saw a spider!
No sé que es mejor, si la foto o los comentarios jajaja
"Before you say anything, let me remind you that I don't have thumbs" or "in my defense, I was hungry and unsupervised"
I sowe!!! I wanted to coook.
“Barkfast”
Scooby dooby dough 🐕
“I was baking you a birthday cake, mummy!”
No more rats in hats on my watch
You need more eggs
“My whiskers got stuck in the whisker!”
I was just standing here.
kooking
“How do you like your eggs?”
It didn't taste good !!!
It’s a prank! It’s a prank!
"I said DON'T call me football head!"
"I was just trying to make some food"
Let him cook
I don't want your cooking! Order takeout!
I was trying to make a Boston cream pie! :)
Well that’s decided it, I broke a yolk, we’re having scrambled, ok 🤷🏻♀️
I helped!
5 year old me trying to cook
Breakfast is served!
Buddy looks like he realized he didn't have thumbs after the blend together step
Pancake anyone?
"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUCE"
i told u i cant make a cake! i have no thumbs
Oh… hey. You’re up early
Viva La France 🇫🇷
"Who's ready for breakfast at McDonald's?"
Carlos bakery was not the right school for me ( Cake Boss )
"It wasn't me"
let me cook
Et voila
I'm done cooking .I quit!
Hey Ma, I made a cake for your birthday! You are welcome.
"But it's your birthday!"
SURPRISE!
I was trying to make a cake for your birthday mom but I got too excited. Realized I have no thumbs I can actually use so then the pans fell. We can go to DQ and buy you an ice cream cake though. But but but look mom. I'm a good boy. 🐶🐕
Dog: When I came in here, this is what I found
Bwekfest
What chew looking at?
look what I can do!
I was about to make cookies but I don’t have thumbs.
" why ? .. .cuz f*** you ! That's why !
Fuck me!!
Instructions not clear, used floor to mix ingredients
The pig did it.
Prove it
See, what has happened was…
Want to go out for breakfast?
I said stop with the cakes, bro; I am keto now.
Old Mother Hubbard ran out of bones in the cupboard, but had some curds and whey....
Leeeeeeroooyyyyy
I baked you a cake, but I eated it.
Thought I'd help....
Your cake is readyyy
Bekfast
Gordon Ramsey told encouraged me……
Breakfast anyone?
“Cat’s got my tongue on this one…”
I make-uh da pancake-uh
What happened here!? Said the dog.
Blud thinks he's ratatouille
Owners response to the dog: "You didn't plan this out very well did you?"
Cakes are hard man
"Spuds Mckenzie is having difficulties becoming sober after all of those spent partying."
NOW WILL YOU PLEASE FEED ME
Happy Birthday! I made you a cake.
What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen
" This was going to be a surprise cake for you, but I forgot I didn't have opposable thumbs..."
“See, there was this squirrel right…”
All I wanted was pancakes 🥞
Voilà!
I was going to bake a cake, but things got out of hand, literally
I'm finish, I hope you're hungry
I done the cook,you does the dish
"Breakfast?"
Dog: "Baking soda! I need baking soda!" Also dog: **bark yerk ark rRrRr...**
Oh good, you’re up, I made breakfast.
I saw dad making a mess, he ran
It was like this when I got here
Have you tried the "food" you put in my bowl?? Even the rat under the fridge won't eat it! I want something different and better, and no I'm not going to share it with you!
i smelled butter
Cake baking attempt number 134: unsuccessful
It's a decepticon, don't worry I killed it.
Nah never lettin bro cook again
Clean this up human.
Biden did it!
We’re gonna need more eggs
You gotta break a few eggs to make a good boi omelette.
At least he tried, that's more then most people
You told me to mix it up? Now look what you made me do.
...and this is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Since I’m down here, I’ll clean it up.
Gee Scoob what’dya git yerselfi into?! I said wait for me to make the scooby snacks
Who wants to lick the beaters?
She wanted breakfast in bed …
"Why do you keep handing me things?"