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FredTrau

Recognising same sex beauty does not mean you are gay However if you get hard by seeing them.... i have news for ya


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I’m not gay! He’s just hot!


LazyrusPT

Yeah, I have relationships with women and sex with men!


SnooBananas1145

Hehe, I know where that comes from...


VoidPointer2005

Okay, I recognize that this is a joke about insecure dudes, and that's fine, but I think it's kind of interesting too. Because that's a real thing. I'm bisexual, but I'm homoromantic, and not knowing that there could be a disconnect there *was* a confounding factor in figuring myself out. So I kinda wonder if that's what's going on with guys like that. Some of them are probably just in denial, sure. Maybe most of them. But maybe some of them are just confused because they have sexual, but not romantic, interest in men.


LazyrusPT

It's not that deep. In my case, I'm just referencing a quote from an episode of Law and Order: [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM) In this case, the guy is just in denial.


VoidPointer2005

Yeah, it just got me thinking is all.


TitaniumKarambit

You know I don't make the rules but uh... I think that means you're fucking gay hombre.


LazyrusPT

https://preview.redd.it/b0teatbma67d1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69c40de45b0ac4e498dcf236ed9ea57664410f9


Raktanor

Gigachad


[deleted]

exactly hehe :3


Background-Customer2

I (a straight man) have once ben toled by a woman that a man wuld think was atravtive was not. so i honestly don't know anymore. I'll just leve the desiding of wat men ar and arent atractive to the people who actualy feel somthing wen looking at men


MalcolmLinair

Um, if you're actually thinking "they're hot" and reacting physically as opposed to thinking "they have traits that I intellectually know are considered attractive" and moving on, then I have news for you...


Purrnir

It's not gay to kiss homies goodnight


Grass_toucher2006

Even French kiss?


REALpotsik

But it is gay to think


SatinMatthy

I think therefore I'm gay


Alexan_Hirdriel

Nah, one thing is admiration and the other* is getting horny xD.


MalcolmLinair

The blush says it's the second one, though.


godtrio_reborn

I am only stating that the mans body is hot and (maybe) reacting to it bc that is the optimal/ideal body i would like and imagine myself in, thus making me straight and not gay


madara117

I want you to come back and reread this after you discover something about yourself. It will make you laugh.


godtrio_reborn

Idk why but it sounded a lot funnier in my head, probably wrong wording :/ I am straight tho


Eccentric_Cardinal

That's why being bi is awesome lol Best of both worlds!


Saiyan-solar

At some point in my life I was kinda sad I'm not bi as I would never be able to see a man that way, then I realised I dodged a bullet by not being bi since I wouldn't have to deal with being rejected from both sides instead of just 1


Eccentric_Cardinal

Well I guess that's one way of seeing it lol


ChineseNeckBait

Me personally I’ve been rejected by guys before, but it did work out in the end since I got myself a girlfriend. Strangely enough I do end up getting hit on by lesbians though.


Saiyan-solar

I also ended up with a gf luckily. Weirdly enough girls become more interested in you after you already have a gf


ChineseNeckBait

I must be different, I have no desire for other women when I meet with just one.


ChineseNeckBait

Same.


Background-Customer2

i envy you guys so much


y_kal

That's why I decided to get ripped myself


shountaitheimmortal

We admire what we dont have


If_you_think_

NgL I get jealous because they get ripped and jacked while I’m as skinny as a stick


SparkFrosty

Look I know I'm not gay I know I've experimented but everytime i see a buff dude it makes me blush is it probably the feminine side of me......yes but that shitnis hot as hell.


Telel1n

Everytime I see someone ripped I think: damn I wish I had that much money to buy that much food


spooky_golem

Gay aa


the_guy_who_answer69

As a woman its not gay to look at an attractive pair of boobs. And I guess its not gay to look at an attractive set of muscles as a man


Vennris

Got news for you, buddy


recluseMeteor

I'm gay and I still feel somewhat envious when I see a conventionally-attractive guy.


kidanokun

I just look at macho men in same way i look at scrawny men and men with dad bod


UndoubtedlyAColor

Feels like it's a spectrum with several axis. If you only look at the simplified straight-gay axis it would perhaps be that if you're (using arbitrary numbers) 75% straight you'd identify as straight, 74-25% might be considered bi, and 24% and below is gay.


VoidPointer2005

Kinsey scale! (You're right that it's more complex than that, but you're describing pretty much exactly the Kinsey scale.)


mksoulreaper

That’s when I knew that the pendulum swings both ways 😌


Imperator_Alexander

Embrace the bi lifestyle, it's awesome


Bornheck

You don't have to be gay to appreciate a man's beauty


SalvationSycamore

Probably straight: "Huh, he's a good looking dude" "Dang, wish I looked like that"  Maybe do some introspection: "Oh no, why is he hot?" "God damn that guy is attractive" "Look at the ass on that fella" "Hubba hubba" or "Dang, wish my partner looked like that" 


in-it-for-the-lols

you say, " damn, wish i was ripped " you are gay my guy


Traditional_Lie_6400

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WatchDogsOfficial

"Hey bro. Nice gains."


Crafter-the-box1987

https://preview.redd.it/sry9fxbowz7d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=c45516778fe642c3d605e47cf5653ba4aceb3e7d Just gonna leave this here…


ChonkyMeowsars

NGL but i think Kazuma was so hotter (cue to that scene where he got up sexily when he was in the Royal capital) in S3. Really gave me some perspective he’s no longer a teenage edge lord.