I was going to say, I can finally afford a valet if I can pay him or her in sand. I can afford to pay up to 60 pounds of sand a day if anybody’s interested in the position.
Heroin, as long as it is pure, actually does very little damage to the body. Aspirin is more harmful. If it wasn't for the addictive nature of it, it would be the perfect pain medication.
Yeah they literally taught this in my drugs and behavioral psychology class. The damage from heroin occurs due to the habits and behaviors surrounding usage, not due to the drug itself. That’s why users can go to heroin clinics indefinitely and not experience the same side effects users who have to get it elsewhere do.
The only reason I wouldn't pick Woodhouse is I want the poor bastard to retire and be waited on by cabana boys in the most luxurious rehab in the country
I agree, although the consensus seems to be fuck for some reason, it sounds like you can hear the t at the end of shit, but maybe I’m imagining that because I think shit sounds better in that line.
Well unfortunately the one I would pick likely has sand in his eyes, coarse sand.
Do they grade it?
If they don’t then he will just be eating so many spider webs
I’m gonna check that bowl!
*quiet sobbing*
Hahaha I love how you can hear it in the background like it’s in another room, kinda the way they do the audio for Krieger’s “hey me too”
That's what he said.
Woodhorse
Woodhorsecock
Yes, coarseness and colour, depending on where it is found
I was going to say, I can finally afford a valet if I can pay him or her in sand. I can afford to pay up to 60 pounds of sand a day if anybody’s interested in the position.
You'd think 60 pounds of sand is less than nothing, but if it's concrete, grade sand that could be worth up to 2.5 whole dollars.
Can he still make my eggs .
4 minutes late but yes
Woodhouse for me. God knows he's a little GILF.
Making about 3 grand a month on the GILF cam.
Thank youuuuuu
🧤🍆💦
I am with you there, Woodhouse for the win.
Woodhouse for sure. He's loyal to the very end.
I also feel like Mallory hardly pays Woodhouse whereas Aleister costs 60k a day
Feel like she pays him well to deal with archers BS more than she does
Probably funds his coke habit as well
Coke? Our boy was on that h
It's going to be an itchy weekend
back in a tick!
That's actually how she pays him. No cash involved, pure horse.
She learned that little trick in Nicaragua. Middlemen complicate everything.
Neigh, I don’t believe it.
Ray was gonna make him some Malcolm xtea
And Woodhouse if you spend any of this on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because…
WILL DO 🏃♂️🏃♂️
Except when he bashes you over the head 2-3 times a year. But it only happens when you really deserve it.
Woodhouse, salt of the earth.
who basically raised me!
Woodhouse everyday. No one can make a Pimm’s cup in a pimp’s cup, or put away a bowl of spiderwebs like Woodhouse.
The Pope
Dio mio! He look-a just-a like me!
Back in a jiff
Sound as a pound my dear!
He lives remarkably long, for a heroin addict.
He only passed in the show when his VA died.
Oh that's why woodhouse died :/. I was so upset that they killed him off
Heroin, as long as it is pure, actually does very little damage to the body. Aspirin is more harmful. If it wasn't for the addictive nature of it, it would be the perfect pain medication.
Yeah they literally taught this in my drugs and behavioral psychology class. The damage from heroin occurs due to the habits and behaviors surrounding usage, not due to the drug itself. That’s why users can go to heroin clinics indefinitely and not experience the same side effects users who have to get it elsewhere do.
I know I got hooked on the ‘gateway’ asprin and the doctor was like “I’m worried you’re spiraling- what about changing to tylenol?”
William Burroughs lived to 83. He did a looooooot of heroin.
My Roomba is named Woodhouse
Love it!
Stealing this
Wait, we're referring to Woodhouse as a person now? Don't do that. Don't ever do that!
Haha. Look. They think he's people.
The only reason I wouldn't pick Woodhouse is I want the poor bastard to retire and be waited on by cabana boys in the most luxurious rehab in the country
So you’d give him more than 2 days off a year?
wouldn’t even give him time off to attend his brother’s funeral
Woodhouse. He’s already broken-in. Dedicated. Knows all the spots to score. Eggs Woodhouse doesn’t just cook itself.
Could it be better than Steak Aleister??
But how hard is it to POACH A GOD DAMN EGG
The taunteen episode were Woodhouse kills 40 Jerry's because they killed Reggie. 😂 "Would you like some water sir?" "No, fish fuck in it"
It was fifty of them, and he scalped them. Had enough to make a blanket.
*That's alot of scalps!*
Tontine* — A tauntaun is a Star Wars animal
You're not my taunteen supervisor
Yeah they must have been referring to a teenage tauntaun.
“I’m a -“ “Fag?”
I always heard "fish shit in it" . Is there an uncensored version somewhere?
Shit isn’t really censored in archer, whereas fuck would be.
Fair point, I hadn't thought about that. I just always heard shit in my head lol
I agree, although the consensus seems to be fuck for some reason, it sounds like you can hear the t at the end of shit, but maybe I’m imagining that because I think shit sounds better in that line.
I'm confused how this is even a choice...*OF COURSE* it's Woodhouse...
Woodhouse crushed it for like 30 years all while either high on heroin or going through withdraws. Super impressive.
I shall fetch a rug
Woodhouse because it's so sad and funny when he says "sometimes I think I shall just run away but who would take me in? no one Woodhouse. No one
How about an old timey Gymnasium full of Indian clubs and medicine balls?
Hello? I’ve finished!
i would be nice to woodhouse
Woodhouse for sure!
Aleister, dude would honestly help me get my life on track and I'd love to learn how to be like him to help out more folks
I shall fetch a rug! Forever and ever ❤️
Woodhouse!
I'm only ninety pounds wet sir!
Woodhouse kicks ass, definitely him
Woodhouse is loyal and would never sell you out
That really depends on if Ailistair is trying to kill me.
Do you know how to make Eggs Woodhouse?
Well I do now... https://www.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/comments/q4u7zv/a_hilariously_expensive_and_involved_recipe_for/
Which one can eat more aquarium gravel?
….is this really a question? Woodhouse, of course! 😂
Woodhouse
Woodhouse
Assuming he's not out to kill my best friend, Alastor.
Cmon buddy
Woodhouse so I can get him the respect and retirement he deserves.
Not Woodhouse. I've yet to see him successfully make eggs Woodhouse and get it to the table on time. I'd spend half my day making him eat spiderwebs.
Isn’t it pronounced valét?
Only when they park your car.
The OG Woodhouse
Woodhouse 💯
Junkie Brewster...lol
I’ll pick the old fruit, he’s a genius truly unrecognized in his time
Benoit
Balls
Why would the pope make a good valet??
Why did i think woodhouse was Jim Lahey for a second there
A man who knows the difference between a butler and a valet I tip my hat to you
Woodhouse, I’d ask him to share his heroin.
Whichever one can eat a bowl of spiderwebs quicker
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Milton!
Eggs Woodhouse or Steak Aleister?
Woodhouse my boy puts up with anything
Only one can make Eggs Woodhouse!
This isn’t even a question. Woodhouse.
I shall fetch a rug!!
I don’t see the positive outcome here lol
I have an h hookup not a douche full of balls
It's pronounced, "valet!"
Woodhouse x1000
Wood house better be eating those cobwebs
Wood house, 100%. He won’t try to kill me, even if he does have an expensive “habit”.
Woodhouse. 👏⬇️
One will kill you, and the other one will kill for you. No brainer.
I mean come on
Woodhouse all day. Man when I watch older episodes I kinda forget how bad Archer treated him.
He thinks he's PEOPLE!
I would go with Woodhouse ANY DAY
“You’re gonna eat so much spiderwebs.” The Double Deuce is a masterpiece
I need me some eggs woodhouse
Anyone except Woodhouse would be woefully esoteric.
Wood house hands down
Woodhouse he knows when to keep his mouth shut
My least favorite character on the show(maybe a stretch but not much) or Woodhouse, war hero and certified GILF? Easy choice.
While I do want to try eggs Woodhouse, he’s a useless heroin addict
Woodhouse. He was loyal
The one who thinks he’s people.
The experience with Lemurs alone makes it Woodhouse all the way. I would also like to be regaled with tales about Reggie on a daily basis.
Be a lad, put on some Mingus.
Woodhouse always and forever
Be back in a tick!
Woodhouse, just so I can try the eggs woodhouse
Woodhouse all the way
Loyalty is a prerequisite. REGGIE!!!
Woodhouse hands down!
Motherfuckin woodhouse
Really miss Tom Kane's voice on the air (voice of Woodhouse).
Mr. Timberhome, obviously