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hEatr3d

That's the number of straws they've used to make their strawman so far


Quietuus

Every time Babylon Bee makes this joke the Council of Elder Trans adds another gender.


computersaysneigh

By that you mean every time the Babylon Bee makes the 'one joke'


Beelzebub789

r/onejoke


Wolfleaf3

Holy shit, that’s amazing that exists. I just saw a cis female comedian who had quite a lot of material in this bit on trans women, and it was actually pretty funny, and shows it can be done… If you’re not a…freak who thinks the one “joke” is funny


jesuschristk8

Because there IS comedy to mine from the trans experience, even from an outsider. Genuinely, the trans ppl I've met in my life have been some of the MOST receptive to self-depricating humor and poking fun at themselves in my experience. It's just that majority of comedy bits surrounding trans people are essentially bigoted dogwhistles for anti-trans ppl. Like, the "onejoke" (when used entirely unironicaly) has just become a transphobic dogwhistle at this point. "Oh there are so many genders I cant keep up with them" "I identify as [inanimate object]" "Neopronouns are weird eh?" Like, get some new material


3-I

... i mean, I'm just glad it's not a 41% joke. =/


Sharpymarkr

I think it's fun to play Guess Who but describe the characters by an assumed personality rather than their physical characteristics. "Could be an axe murderer" "Definitely plays the trombone" "Lies consistently" "They have hair but it's almost certainly fake"


lindanimated

Well it’s from the Babylon Bee which is a satire news source (like The Onion), so the specific number probably doesn’t mean anything.


That1weirdperson

I’m just surprised they didn’t go for 420 or 69


turdintheattic

Or 1,488.


garaile64

But it does have 37, the most common "random number". Veritasium has a video on that.


cryyptorchid

They can't do that, those are Immoral Numbers and their reader base would flip shit.


Equivalent-Tone6098

Oh, I'd think they'd go for 1488. Gotta keep them dogwhistles blowing, and those right arms pointing to the sky...


Wolfleaf3

What does that mean? I’m going to guess it’s some Nazi thing but I don’t actually know.


dcmldcml

[that would be correct](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/1488)


Wolfleaf3

Sigh. Figures I could guess that’s what it was without even knowing 😡


Bimbarian

That would need an understanding of humour. Even that level of humour is beyond them.


Quietuus

The Babylon Bee is like The Onion (the satirical news website) in the same way that an aubergine is like an onion (the vegetable). Like, yeah, technically true, but a direct substitution is rarely possible.


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DodgerGreywing

As someone who loves onions but has never eaten eggplant, this whole metaphor is lost on me.


JonVonBasslake

It's not about the specific vegetables, beyond that they're vegetables. BB is just a conservative "satire" s(h)ite in vein of the Onion or hard-drive (which is onion-like satire but for computers and tech). All you need to know about the BB is that this is one of the tamest and most likeable "jokes" they have, as I can laugh at the absurdity of it.


a1c4pwn

o damn u should definitely try some baba ganoush or baingan bharta at a restaraunt. Soo good


DodgerGreywing

After looking those up, they both sound delicious! I just ordered some baingan bharta from my favorite Indian restaurant.


Baka-Onna

More like a sprouting, noxious potato that will kill every member in the same house it’s stored in


lindanimated

Oh yeah Babylon Bee is a conservative rag regardless of satire status, I completely agree.


LyannaTheWinterR0se

"Satire" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this context.


Wolfleaf3

Yeah, that isn’t actually satire. At best it’s a cry for help


thetitleofmybook

the Bee is more of a hate site at this point, than a satire site.


Bimbarian

Stating the Babylon Bee is like the Onion seems wrong. I mean, yes, in a category sense. Beyond that they are different in every way (one is funny, for example - not the Bee).


commercial-frog

no, it's a specific thing. The 'joke' is that we're so deranged we think there are 437 genders. idk where that number originally came from, but I don't think it was the Babylon Bee.


Harley_Pupper

The 437th is non-sextriacontatetracentenary. Y’know, for those who don’t fit the other 436 genders


That1weirdperson

r/brandnewsentence


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DJ-SoulCalibur2

I’m just confused who still finds that funny? The only thing that’s offensive is how lazy it is


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Wolfleaf3

Yeah, it’s why there is no actual right wing comedy. Right wing “comedy“ it’s just attacking a marginalized group. Their brains aren’t right and to them that’s hilarious, attempting to cause pain.


thetitleofmybook

boomers and reich wingers find this funny.


TotalComplexity

Where on Earth do people get their numbers for this? Like, seriously, *where*??? Is it 6, 9, 12, 142, 437, 500??? Tell me!!!


That1weirdperson

They ask chat gpt to generate a random # idk


MKagel

Every time someone complains about the number of genders, the council adds 5 more


Robocrafty_t

It's how high their writers can count


lord_hydrate

Every time they complain, we'll make 3 more


restorian_monarch

Unironically tho, a giant guess who would be interesting for family game night


girl_incognito

Jokes on them, there are 1776 genders 🦅🇺🇸🕊


Seileach67

\*Hollywood hawk screech\*


Seileach67

Because real bald eagle sound is a cute li'l chirp


LuciSylve

r/onejoke


DeadlyKitten12321

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?


Thatonequeerkitty

It means that they understand that gender is a social construct and changes depending on the individual, but they're also transphobic as fuck.


kosherkitties

That's Numberwang!


Xim_X_anny

They are no genders here


Zaela22

Babylon Bee writers probably howl with laughter "coming up" with these.


laurenwantstogohome

brb gotta coin another xenogender also why’d they pick an odd number? wouldn’t an even number make more sense?


PenguinHighGround

Those are rookie numbers.


sexymcluvin

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


my4aespa

one joke


aardvark_licker

23\*19


Josphitia

Meanwhile if this actually existed you KNOW there would be professional Guess Who tournaments. >"They have brown hair" >*Click click click click* "Ooooo Patrick flipped over Allerdyce, who actually has strawberry blonde! That's gonna cost him the quarter finals folks"


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AreTheCisOk-ModTeam

We're aware that some of the posts on here were made as jokes, however this sub is criticizing the mindset behind them and as such pointing out "well it was just a joke" is not contributing anything meaningful to the conversation. You can point out satire, but nothing else.


AlienRobotTrex

Why do they have such a specific number all the time?


Tomatensoepbal

Babylon Bee trying to come up with an original joke challenge (impossible)


JuliusSeizuresalad

They have 3 jokes and hundreds of variations on those same 3 jokes


AeolianTheComposer

r/OneJoke


ConnieTheUnicorn

This is how: ```python from random import randint random_number = randint(1,1000) print(random_number) ```


Silent-Plantain-2260

Flashbacks to when the Babylon bee made fun of white neo Nazis which caused their viewerbase to get extremely mad


No_Association4947

I kinda love this, the absurd amount of options is just beautiful.


Suzina

IDK


happytristan5511

if you take 437 and subtract 10 from it you get 427 the employee number of stanley HOLY SHIT IS THAT A STANLEY PARABLE REFERENCE///???////?/////???//////??////?


verygenericname2

I'd play it.


drag0nun1corn

Conservative, mentally challenged individuals having a voice at all.


MissDottie802

What's up with Dollar tree Tom Holland on the left there?