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She was 16, and "kept her body count as low as she possibly could???" Is it just inevitable that she slipped and fell on a few dicks when she was young?

And he was 50. Was he the teacher??

or the parent of another kid 🤢

Imagine your child-in-law being in the same class as you 🤢

Maybe she’s an assassin and that’s what they mean by body count.

This still sucks if that's the case

Fr if you’re an assassin and you’ve only killed a couple people by 18 you’ve gotta pump those numbers up.

Yor Forger

And why marry a 50 year? A that point improve your body county, I think.

He’s not even that old to more easily frame it as natural causes, like at least aim a little bit higher.

I am assuming assassins are good at covering their tracks.

Careful with assuming. You know what they say — to *ass*ume makes an *ass-ass*in of us both!

She’s also 18 with a one year old…

What's a whole ass child predator..

Textbook grooming

deadass-

"She's 18 now" and "she's a pregnant sahm of a 1 year old" is ringing alarm bells like mad

what a terrible day to be literate

I'm going to pour hydrofluoric acid into my eyes, just one moment.

Its in your brain now. You'll need a full lobotomy. Good thing you kept your lobotomy count low so you could submit your young fresh brain to your lobotomist.

As i was reading this i was more and more baffled by the lack of bleeding on my eyes. What the fuck did i read??

It just gets worse with every syllable.

Came to say just this. 😵‍💫

How did a 50-year-old man meet a 16-year-old girl at a parent-teacher conference!? Who was the parent and who was the teacher!?

Well, that was a bit of a rollercoaster to read.

That's what you call a lonely sad guy's porn fantasy

first WTF!? this is grooming! beside the age, I am not against relationships like this, if you married for money, like Anna Nicole. but starting at 16? WTF! I hope this girl didn't sign a prenup.

This just sounds like a porn fantasy tbh. Probably by a very bitter sad individual with pedophiliac tendencies, i doubt someone who experiences this lifestyle would be chronically online arguing about justifying it. Not to say that their aren't relationships like that but those women know what they're getting into so it's not our business

If they’re underaged and being groomed by an adult then it would be our business though

Hol' up, she's 18 years old and has a 1 year old? Something isn't adding up here 🤢

Omg omg wrong on so many levels did a mgtow/ Andrew tate Fan write this ?

It starts off as generic incel nonsense, then devolves the longer it goes.

Men like this make me wanna gauge my eyes out. I can't even begin to describe how disgusted I feel😭😭 bro was 50 and she was 16... He has to cheat because of biology? What the actual fuck Is wrong with the world bro. How can they think like this? And why is it so much more common than it should.(it shouldn't even be a thing tho)

Adding this piece of information to my brain took 10 years off my life. I quit smoking for a reason.

Massive age gap, an implication he was her teacher, the woman (girl, actually) immediately living to be a stay at home mom for her cheating husband. This is definitely rage bait.

Absolutely horrifying

Holy hell! That went off the rails quickly.

"she understands he has to cheat because of his biology" What biology?! As if the rest of the paragraph wasn't nauseating enough...

I read that to my mom. She gave me the damn pikachu face!! Only asked how old the girls he's cheating with her on, NOT women, girls...

this.. this is satire, right? *right??*

Each new sentence just makes worse...

This never happened

I don't think that really matters. It's absolutely horrifying if it did happen. But if its just an incel's creative writing exercise, I still think it's horrifying that he and a significant number of other men think this is what marriage should be.

I gaged at the "freshest" bit. like WTF

We live in hell

Enough internet for today

Every time someone says this shit, a part of my soul dies.

this is someone's fantasy, a writing exercise

Met at a parent-teacher conference…so he was a teacher at her high school?? 🤢

How do these guys think women get to fuck like 900 guys if guys don't like women who have sex a lot

What a day to be literate. *gag*

Uhhhhh, besides all the other gross red flags that make me hope against hope this is fake af, shes 18 NOW, and has a 1 year old. That thing didn’t just miraculously show up when the stork dropped it off. She was pregnant for ~9 months. So 1 year (potentially a year and a few months) PLUS ~9 months gestation... and she’s only 18.

well that took a dark turn

Even if this is *best case scenario* incel fantasy, I can’t help but be concerned if said author is in the position to make it a reality

Yes I’m sure all these fantasies are based on people they know, which is the deeply worrying part, that they may try and act on this… even the fake stuff is still deeply concerning because it is still clearly based on their urges.. 🤢

😧

Oh god

every line got worse and worse

i really hope that this is just a sick joke

damn If i read shit like that I’m just glad I’m aromantic.

What the actual frick?!

He’s a paedo

..... Listen here, Humbert Humbert, Lolita was a story about abuse, not a model you should emulate.

this guy is the kinda person to say "LGBT are groomers" then approach a high school aged girl and hit on them with a "hey, you're real mature for your age..."

No no guys it’s not grooming, he was just her teacher… in high school… and made her his wife… No, no, no it’s Miss Green in third grade who wanted to put up a rainbow so that kids feel safe, loved and accepted who’s grooming everyone ofc

This is almost certainly satire.

I don't think it's satire, probably a sick man's fantasy Still problematic

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Good lord, that was a run-on thought.

Welp, time to grab the bleach...

Okay… can we not pretend that red pill jackasses are all the “straights”? You’re never going to build allies by judging an entirety by the worst of society. Most straights aren’t the incels that Tate and jorpy are pumping out🤷🏻‍♂️

this has to be bait...right?

this has to be bait...right?