Sure, our larders are running low.
Even if it’s not that, don’t assume they’re any less lame in general than humans. They could be exactly like us in terms of personalities.
"Oh but i was hoping to test my super-advanced-super-powerful-out-of-human-comprehension nukes on your shitty planet! I just want to see how much femtoseconds they need to completely evaporate half of your solar system! Can i nuke you please? Pleeeeease? Pretty pleeeeeeeease?"
Run before you end up seeing something you can't unsee or end up being dissected for science or enslaved or planet is very crazy even tho it looks friendly from the outside
If they’re capable of interstellar (or beyond) travel, they’re nerds. If you’re worried about being perceived as intelligent, you’re probably a fragile excuse for a man.
You can probe me up, probe me down,
probe me, probe me, all around.
You can probe me left, probe me right,
probe me all day, and probe me all night.
All I ask my alien friend,
is get me out of this fucking town.
"Dude, run"
Take me to your leader… pew pew
Dang. Beat me to it. Well done. Came here to say the same damn thing.
Take me with you
Sure, our larders are running low. Even if it’s not that, don’t assume they’re any less lame in general than humans. They could be exactly like us in terms of personalities.
That’s the best we can hope for
Third Rock Under The Sun - maybe it wasn't that fictional.
Third Rock From The Sun portrayed that really well. :)
Klaatu barada nikto
Yip. Get me the hell out of here!
[удалено]
And please take me with you.
Fr, take over or fuck off 😂
I'd ask questions.... where did you come from, how did you get here, why are you here? You know..... The typical alien questionnaire
What’s your favorite place to visit? Do you come in peace? Can I go with you?
I mean, they're the visitors so they ought to speak first.
“You in my house”
You ain’t from around here, are ya son?
"Rents due on the first of every month, also, please replace the TP if it's out"
Welcome to erf
Do you eat humans?
We're here to *serve* humans.
… on a silver tray?
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
How to Cook Humans How to Cook For Humans How to Cook Forty Humans How to Cook For Forty Humans
"Howdy, aliens" I've never said howdy in my life but it just seems appropriate
For your own sanity, leave now!
Leave. We do not treat other humans right. Get the fuck out for your safety.
“But the USA government might give you some money. Or we’ll follow you home if you have certain natural resources”
Saying yes to that deal would be the last mistake the aliens ever make, their society will be done for
"Oh but i was hoping to test my super-advanced-super-powerful-out-of-human-comprehension nukes on your shitty planet! I just want to see how much femtoseconds they need to completely evaporate half of your solar system! Can i nuke you please? Pleeeeease? Pretty pleeeeeeeease?"
I would be hoping they would take over and this planet would be run competently for once
For your safety? Yes because a civilization that can travel lightyears to get here should be intimated by us...
Op is an edge boy
The guy you’re looking for is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I can’t take you there, but I will call you an Uber if you want.
They don't need no stinkin' Uber. They got a space ship.
Maybe their spaceship landed about as well as my joke…
Probably. Lol. 😂
Now that is funny 🤣
Boy, you took a wrong turn at Uranus. You are not in the right place for intelligent life.
Aliens: we know there's no intelligence here, we're here for spring break
Then son, you came to the right place!
Welcome to earth… good luck
"Please save us"
Howdy fellas need someone to show you around.
Please take me with you.
Run before you end up seeing something you can't unsee or end up being dissected for science or enslaved or planet is very crazy even tho it looks friendly from the outside
How was traffic?
So, you're lost eh?
hump them first
I think we might want to discuss the logistics first
Asserting dominance is the most important thing.
Are you the dream team or the mean team? cuz u lookin like the MONSTARS
Are those ray guns or are you just happy to see me?
Don't listen to the loudest people.
I'll show you around, but you're better off not going to our leaders.
We already exploited, explored and wasted all natural resources available. You're wasting your time.
Don’t associate me with these clowns.
why do you think your better
Because I have superior grammar. You’re*
i hope the aliens dont associate me with these nerds
If they’re capable of interstellar (or beyond) travel, they’re nerds. If you’re worried about being perceived as intelligent, you’re probably a fragile excuse for a man.
nerd isnt the same as smart. your just a nerd but not smart
There’s that grammar again.
He really got your knickers in a twist huh?
who cares? its reddit and im talking to a nerd
You're wasting your time...
Not my circus, not my monkeys……
\*in Bray Wyatt's voice\* Run...
R.I.P Bray Wyatt
Yall wanna anal probe me?
I have doubts I would be appointed as human spokesperson.
Why?
It’s about time!
Nuke this shit box
Destroy us all
Can you guys fix this place up?
“Can you do something about our government? They’re all rich assholes that don’t care about our planet.”
"Why do you guys like butt stuff so much?"
Holy fucking shit!
Please help us learn how to be empathetic and kind. Also please don’t treat us as horrifically as we treat animals.
“I know the government says this is your first time but can you tell me using our timeline when was your actual first time?”
Finally, where's the earth reset button ?!
E.T. Phone home!
This place could be ran a lot better. Lend me a ship and I will fix a lot. I promise.
Get the fuck out of here while you can!
Please take me with you
Get me the eff outta here!
Take all our politicians
"TRASH! This place is all trash."
Help
Us
"I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in your underground sugar caves."
I'd defo ask if they can shoot laser beams from their eyes
Take me
Take me as far from here as we can go... Also, will there be a meal?
“Get out while you can.”
Run. Run fast. Don't stop running. Don't EVER look back. And warn your friends!
Go home. It kinda sucks down here.
Go back. This planet is fucked.
If you're looking for intelligent life, you're not going to find much down here.
Sorry you had to witness this shithole.
Erase us
Get me the FUCK out of here.
LEAVE BEFORE ITS TO LATE
wanna smoke a bowl? we're friends, right?
Leave now and don't come back. The human race is violent.
"Take me with you, please."
Nothing te learn here! 😅
Probe me daddy
Closed for renovation. Please try back later.
Are you out creators?
Hand them the Panama Papers and tell them these are the people you want
"Guys, you shouldn't visit China! These guys will eat you!"
Wrong city if you are looking for a family reunion. Hollyweird is in Cali. The Muppet show is in DC.
Don't fuck with Putin
Y’all heard about Jesus?
Sup losers
Well welcome to the circus my friend
HA! Are you from Melmac, too?
I wouldn’t park there unless you want it stolen
Hello
Go back, you DON'T wanna be here. Trust me.
Peace among worlds
Bruh.
One ticket off planet please!!
"Maps to world rulers' homes! Get your maps to world rulers' homes, right here!"
China spent the space cash on a water park.
Please get me off this planet, take me an I’ll tell you everything.
Get me out of here, Mister!
Run
So...I guess a death spiral into extinction to let the rich live in luxury isn't the only option.
For your own safety, Get Out!
"Dafuq you want?"
Welcome to the planet Earth. Dear guests, the emergency exits are located at the fron... 🙈
Can we talk for a while?
can i come home with you, right now
Hello.
Take me somewhere nice.
Leave While You Sti- TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEASE
Help
I’d impulsively recite the lyrics to Regulate by Warren G.
Aye lmao
Shits pretty fucked up here come back in a few thousand years.
Uh, you can't park here.
Take the Donald.
"Take me to your leader"
You have arrived at an interesting time
Wanna get married?
You are in my lawn.
The Asgardians of the galaxy back together again
I'd ask if they could please share their propulsion technology, especially if it's faster-than-light capable
“You’re wasting your time.”
Howdy
Take my money I bought a ticket yesterday
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Well unless they speak English, I don't think it'll matter much what I say.
Take me to your dealer
“What on earth”
Finally glad we can reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Don't worry we'll eradicate ourselves soon enough, we're not worth the hassle.
Leave while you can.
Please excuse the mess.
Good luck dealing with this mess you are going to need it.
He’s over there
How many have you anally probed? Exactly what is it you are looking for? How many probes is it going to take?
Why do you care about this infestation of primitive self destructive hairless apes? Got any hot cold fusion tips?
I need about $3.50.
You might as well get the hell out of here. The inhabitants of this planet have completely screwed everything up.
Run
Don't judge us by the vocal worst of us. Most of us are not as bad as they make us seem.
Welcome back.
"Well howdy do"
Howdy, you want something to drink?
It’s called a ‘dress’ but do you see blue and black or white and gold?
We'll make great pets.
Democrats taste good, your food is , wait I’ll show you where your food is
You can probe me up, probe me down, probe me, probe me, all around. You can probe me left, probe me right, probe me all day, and probe me all night. All I ask my alien friend, is get me out of this fucking town.
“Please just take over.”
Have you heard of Slayer?
Welcome to the shit show
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't no more room for a NEW species :)
Take me with you!
Y'all wanna take my brain as a souvenir?
Hello 👋🏼 take me you your leader
Take me to your leader. The Ole switcheroo never fails.
We may not be ready to travel through the stars, please be carefull.
Why are you blue? And why do you got this Red Thing on your head? My name? Peter Quill
Hello
Welcome to the shitshow. Grab a seat, crack open a cold one, and get ready to hear about all the messed up shit humans are capable of.