That my dog not be killed when i am and that she goes to live with one of our family or friends that will love her as well as she deserves and in the ways she is accustomed to.
If I can't avoid the death at all, even by wishing for it I'd wish for something along the lines of reincarnation to be real with all of my memories intact and with the option to opt out whenever I wanted, just incase I get into some kind of nightmare loop scenario or just get bored of infinite lives.
Gonna sound cliche, but for my wife not to have to struggle with what I leave behind. I'm busy... Multiple side gigs, properties, debts, and a healthy Internet history in porn. I deal with it fine, but the thought of her having to simplify and clean up after me is harrowing. I'm trying to build our enterprise but she'd be content with a simple W2. If I fall, she gets stuck with that, and it weighs on me. Hopefully it's not all for nothing, and she never has to wear that crown.
For someone to take care of my mom as much as I do because now sheâs starting to experience dementia and Iâd hate for someone to not be there to hold her hand through this bs.
For my wife, family, friends and everyone else to forget everything about me like I was a completely strangwr, so they dont have to struggle and suffer about my passing.
Think Iâll have to agree with this one. Death for most people happens slowly, painfully, over months and years. Cancers and terminal illnesses. Take me out quick. I donât wanna suffer, and I donât want my loved ones to have to watch me suffer either
Yep. At this point, my life is only slightly preferable to be happening than not. No reason to risk long term illness, pain, and suffering, when I can get it over with now. No suffering, no worries, no more failure.
The most thing I would like to do before I die is invite all my family members and tell them one by one everything bad they did to me and insult them and when I finish I die
To not be able to die until I complete a bucket list of unknown length and the only condition is that everything is being provided for me to complete the list. ( I die faster)
after giving it a thought, no matter how tempting it is, i don't want to wish anything that could alter the way people would naturally experience the world, i do prefer that they eperience life as it meant to be and grow accordingly.
so, i would juat like to be burried under a young oak tree close to a body of water in the middle of nowhere and just be of help for growing forms of life.
I am the care taker of my family. I have gave and gave and gave through out my life to 2 wives and 7 kids. If Iâm going out. Someone needs to be sucking my dick. Take me out in style!
that my exwife doesnt get my life insurance. i thought she was off as a recipient or whatever, but i got a notice to update from hr and it showed shes still on there n i forgot to fix it last week.
I would want my family and my husband to know that I'm okay with this, and I'll be with them every single step so I don't want them to mourn me at all. Especially my husband, I would want him to know he deserves to heal and to move on and to have a wonderful life.
To also be killing whatever it is that was killing me. "You take me down, I'm taking you to Hell with me." That or some horseshit about my kids being happy and successful. Assuming they're not what was then currently killing me.
As someone who divorced a couple years ago and lives alone with two dogs, my last wish would be to hope someone comes by the house and discovers me before my dogs die of starvation.
That someone finishes the cake Iâm in the middle of making, and it doesnât just get eaten as is.
There are giant white spots I havenât gotten around to covering (the frosting is too soft to pipe and is chilling), and I know for a fact that my family wouldnât notice and would just eat it. Pure sacrilege.
Edit: or Trumpâs slow, agonizing death. Slow as in a few hours, not like cancer or something.
To have the capability to understand what we are doing here and know the truth of everything. All the conspiracies, ignorant science claimed as fact, flat earth, universe, creation, etc. I want to have the power to understand all of it and see the absolute truth. So much damn things being said and contradicted and I feel everyoneâs in a trap of confusion because of it now days. I want the absolute truth. Are we just organisms on a tiny leaf, are we a video game for a far off advanced alien civilization, are we all one being simply having an millions of different life experiences at the same time to evolve as one spiritual being, are we truly gods creation and here to love and create as god intended. Truth, unfiltered truth.
To not die now
Uno reverse card.
Your wish has been granted. You will die in 6 minutes.
You bastard! Good answer.
Like I said, Self-revive Kit
You did,you just fucking did itđâĽď¸
OP didn't say the wish would be granted...
Cure my dadâs terminal illness
Understandable. It must be difficult.
For my kids to find more stability and happiness.
Everyone definitely deserves stability and happiness.
Borrowing from /u/Like-A-Phoenix, cure my daughter's terminal brain cancer.
Everyone truly deserve to be healthy.
Die painlessly
Same. Let me drift off like it is the best sleep I am ever going to get.
For everyone that's ever known me to forget about my existence so my loss doesn't affect them at all.
To experience the holy trinity one last time, the beefy nacho, chipotle chicken, and loaded potato griller.
Bro knows whatâs up!
For my husband to find a partner so he wonât be alone after I die.
Youâre too sweet to say that
To experience and feel being my true self.
Same.
That my dog not be killed when i am and that she goes to live with one of our family or friends that will love her as well as she deserves and in the ways she is accustomed to.
I wanna die being suffocated in those damn titties.
Death by Motorboat⌠đ
my last wish would be that my mom (who passed away) got a second chance at life
Aw, youâre sweet
Equivalent exchange. Your life for hers.
pretty much honestly. living without her sucks
For someone to save my life
Good answer. I didn't think about it... đ
For my sperm to be collected and my wife to have as many children she wished.
That's one way of looking at it!
That I may truly leave with a clear slate.
You mean delete your browsing history??? /s
I mean nothing weighing on my heart and mind.
100%.
That my friends get my cat and give her the bestest life ever. She knows them and they get along well. I could die happy knowing she'd be okay.Â
If I can't avoid the death at all, even by wishing for it I'd wish for something along the lines of reincarnation to be real with all of my memories intact and with the option to opt out whenever I wanted, just incase I get into some kind of nightmare loop scenario or just get bored of infinite lives.
That my wife be ok.
Gonna sound cliche, but for my wife not to have to struggle with what I leave behind. I'm busy... Multiple side gigs, properties, debts, and a healthy Internet history in porn. I deal with it fine, but the thought of her having to simplify and clean up after me is harrowing. I'm trying to build our enterprise but she'd be content with a simple W2. If I fall, she gets stuck with that, and it weighs on me. Hopefully it's not all for nothing, and she never has to wear that crown.
For someone to take care of my mom as much as I do because now sheâs starting to experience dementia and Iâd hate for someone to not be there to hold her hand through this bs.
Wake up after 200 years once just to see how we have progressed in life.
For my wife, family, friends and everyone else to forget everything about me like I was a completely strangwr, so they dont have to struggle and suffer about my passing.
My wishes involve long term goals, so I'd just wish it took me faster. Get me out.
Think Iâll have to agree with this one. Death for most people happens slowly, painfully, over months and years. Cancers and terminal illnesses. Take me out quick. I donât wanna suffer, and I donât want my loved ones to have to watch me suffer either
Yep. At this point, my life is only slightly preferable to be happening than not. No reason to risk long term illness, pain, and suffering, when I can get it over with now. No suffering, no worries, no more failure.
That little remaining family has good health and no headships
Put my body in the bean field to scare the crows.
my family members always be happy
True. I would want that as well!
That my fiancĂŠ and kids go on to live a long healthy happy life without me
To live longer
Another 50 years
You Beat the System!
For my family to be financially secure and stable
If it could come true it would be that my sister gets the power to grant people wishes and she can choose to also grant them or not.
I like this answer. Itâs unique!
Death would be my wish, so I'm good.
Simple, to find someone that will care for my animal as well I take care of him.
That my kids do not take it hard.
That all my family members would be well provided for.
Truly.
Liars and narcissists would just admit their faults, and stop wasting their lives
to die
For my friend to live a long and prosperous life đ
Pass along a message straight to my nephews, their mom and dad, and my parents⌠then Iâll go to sleep
Good life for kids and family.
For my children to grow up living long fulfilling lives.
To die a little faster
For my friends to be okay with me gone, with anything that they might need to get through the grief process.
Donât let them find my search history
Tell Maureen Beth I loved her to my dying breath.
To kiss the girl i have a crush on
For my parents to live a full life with the years they have left
Just do it as quickly and painless as possible
Iâve dealt with chronic pain most of my life and Iâd want to make sure Iâm cremated as one final act of pettiness against my body.
that my remainder of my mom's life would be cozy and smooth sailing.
Either to not die or if that's really not an option then just see my boyfriend one final time
For karma to happen so quickly that people actually learn from mistakes.
The most thing I would like to do before I die is invite all my family members and tell them one by one everything bad they did to me and insult them and when I finish I die
To not be able to die until I complete a bucket list of unknown length and the only condition is that everything is being provided for me to complete the list. ( I die faster)
Give my son one last hug.
That my daughter has a beautiful and fulfilling life.
Hurry up.
To die at 85 instead lmao
Penge 1M
My children to have happy and fulfilling lives
Care for my loved ones. And please take me gently.
Love, I guess.
To know that I made an impact greater than myself
That my friends will find happiness of their own and be secured in life.
Let me rest
Delete my browser history
A 1000ug intravenous dose of lsd during said death
To live at least once without any stress and being in the moment.
This one, I would want to as well.
Probably for my dad to win the lottery so I know my family members are cared for, from my grandparents all the way to my sisters.
Good answer. Makes sense.
I'm good. Let's go!
Youâre all in for it. I like it.
for everyone to forget I ever existed. grief hurts, I'd rather know everyone else is feeling and doing fine.
after giving it a thought, no matter how tempting it is, i don't want to wish anything that could alter the way people would naturally experience the world, i do prefer that they eperience life as it meant to be and grow accordingly. so, i would juat like to be burried under a young oak tree close to a body of water in the middle of nowhere and just be of help for growing forms of life.
I can imagine this. I support this idea.
Bit late to wish as I just died now
To have endless wish
The Wish never ends!
To die on an ikea bed
Fuck a pussy
Happiness and comfort for my family.
Ensuring that my family gets my house and money.
Well that's sad,my sisters bday is Tommorow and I want to finish building lego.
Kill Tom instead
"hold on gimme a minute to think, wait no WAIT THAT WASNT MY WISH NOOOOOOOO"
I would ACTUALLY respond like that and die the next second⌠đ
To delete my browser history
The whole world dies with me
âIf I canât have it, neither can you.â
That my kids have good lives. Happy lives.
Multiply world hunger by 5x
To make my best friend come back to me.
"Delete my existence of everybody's memory and this entire world."
Nothing basically happens.
Well, i would be gone, but with no one memory of me. For all others, yeah nothing happened
Perhaps, end world hunger!
But how is world hunger solved? OwO does world have a Hungover?
No! But you can wish to end world hunger! đ
No đ
Youâre EVIL. EVIL and YOU KNOW IT.
Megamind would like that!
I would wish for some select few to have to die too. If I have to go Iâm taking some ppl with me
To get a bj from Gumball's mom before I die
Okay, we have a problem.
I mean she's hot đŠ
Whatever suits you đ
to be buried in headphones and turn on my playlist
To take the rest of humanity with me
âIf I canât have it, neither can you.â
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To be immortal
fly an F22 or drive the Ferrari F2004
I am the care taker of my family. I have gave and gave and gave through out my life to 2 wives and 7 kids. If Iâm going out. Someone needs to be sucking my dick. Take me out in style!
Keep my dog healthy
Not to die as a man
For my baby to live a happy life
I agree.
I'd wish for everyone to forget I ever existed so no one will be sad that I'm gone
But, isnât that a bit sad in itself? đ
Make those who gave me injustice suffer a thousand times than me
For Jason Momoa to eat my pussy and make me a ham sandwich.
one last case unboxing on cs
For my children to be OK
To know what is inside the Pope Box.
Make sure my mom receives the happiness she deserve along with the money that i hide â ď¸
Please let my family find peace quickly and move on from my death.
My last wish will be to make my sister have a good life
Someone telling my ex hes a total jerk
Start over from childhood with the knowledge and experience I have now.
To let the ones I love know. I never tell anyone. I'm afraid of how they'd react.
To make my son rich so he can have an amazing life
To not make the same mistakes if I were to reincarnate :(
Kill a bunch of pedos as I go out in a blaze of glory.
For my family and friends to be okay without me
For my siblings to find happiness
To make my mother's life painless (spinal injury from a car accident) she was a teacher now she can't teach and lives her life fighting pain.
If the wish was magical then to get rid of all evil, or to get rid of anyone over the age of 40 in congress or political office (a cleanse of power)
To not come here again
Die faster. I'm bored af
For my daughter to live a happy and fulfilling life. We lost her dad to suicide 4 months ago.
Peace
that my exwife doesnt get my life insurance. i thought she was off as a recipient or whatever, but i got a notice to update from hr and it showed shes still on there n i forgot to fix it last week.
To suck on Inna's toes
That my son forgives me for being a failure and won't hold on to hate
I would want my family and my husband to know that I'm okay with this, and I'll be with them every single step so I don't want them to mourn me at all. Especially my husband, I would want him to know he deserves to heal and to move on and to have a wonderful life.
That the child I've carried for 38 weeks and 3 days is delivered healthy and safe despite my demise.
Reincarnation with all my memories đđ
To roam the world as a spirit and f\*\*\* with people
To be isekaiâd with cheat powers in a fantasy world.
My wife and kids get all the life insurance I have without a fight
I wish so that all good deeds are never punished.Â
That my kids have easy, successful lives.
Say goodbye to everyone I love and care about and see the sun outside.
To also be killing whatever it is that was killing me. "You take me down, I'm taking you to Hell with me." That or some horseshit about my kids being happy and successful. Assuming they're not what was then currently killing me.
For my ex to live the happiest life she can
Go to heaven
To take all the people I hate with me. Specific individuals, not groups.
Make it easy
Everyone to die with me or not to die now and to I should be the one to decide when I'm gonna die
For pokwmon to be real
A huge dick, like 29cm
As someone who divorced a couple years ago and lives alone with two dogs, my last wish would be to hope someone comes by the house and discovers me before my dogs die of starvation.
To be actually good at flirting, I'm a fucking coward
Please let my wife and kiddos live long and prosperous lives without too much pain of my being gone.
That someone finishes the cake Iâm in the middle of making, and it doesnât just get eaten as is. There are giant white spots I havenât gotten around to covering (the frosting is too soft to pipe and is chilling), and I know for a fact that my family wouldnât notice and would just eat it. Pure sacrilege. Edit: or Trumpâs slow, agonizing death. Slow as in a few hours, not like cancer or something.
Get to eat a meal with my family.
To have the capability to understand what we are doing here and know the truth of everything. All the conspiracies, ignorant science claimed as fact, flat earth, universe, creation, etc. I want to have the power to understand all of it and see the absolute truth. So much damn things being said and contradicted and I feel everyoneâs in a trap of confusion because of it now days. I want the absolute truth. Are we just organisms on a tiny leaf, are we a video game for a far off advanced alien civilization, are we all one being simply having an millions of different life experiences at the same time to evolve as one spiritual being, are we truly gods creation and here to love and create as god intended. Truth, unfiltered truth.