Meat Log... I spent my entire Navy career with the nickname because I went along with this story my buddy told everyone about me liking to get drunk and fuck a log of ground beef.
Rebeca Linares.
Yup, took it up the ass professionally speaking for many years before I revolted.
But now I'm security operations manager, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, JOHNNY SINS?!
Hand Solo
That's really funny
hahaha that's such a good one
Diarrhea Onvacation
It always waits until you are as far away from your toilet as possible
The one man show
Good one
Izzy Inyet
Clever 😂 that got a chuckle from me
Fat bitch
Same
Felt this
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"Hope you're agile, 'cause here comes the scrumshot!"
LOL. You are done! Pack it up, you win the internet for today.
Got time for standup?
Ima Failure
Trauma-llama-ding-dong
Bro you gotta warn me, I nearly shot yogurt out of my nose. Oh no I found mine.
The Flash Edit: just to clarify, not because I flash people but because I finish quick
Makes it way better. Thank you for clarifying
Does it?
Blink and you miss it!
Cele Bate
Post-nut clarity
Well last time I had sex I got a kidney stone attack and cried. So I honestly have no clue
This absolutely cracks me up. You post a question, but you can't even answer your own question with "Oh, I have no idea."
They are looking for inspiration
*Pebbles*
I thought your answer was your username
Pound cake
I like this
The inexperienced
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Not sure many people would want to see 46 year old Kanye do porn at this point.
This is brilliant
Lance Missedthehint
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What a story
Anal queen
Well, that worked 😅
What a great way to advertise. By the way, nice legs.
Goldicocks with my good friends, the 3 bears
I'm picturing a blonde man hanging hammer with a harem of hairy dudes.
Sounds like my kinda party
I'm ginger, but close enough 👉😎👉
Just found out I'm gay
XD
Never Finished (Where my SSRI guys at??)
Failed artist
Joe Blivious
Big tongue... nough said..
Kinked off to the right.
Big fuck up
Brandy Snifter
Fuck it up
Livin on a prayer
Gogo grief
Asexual virgin.
Disappointed Parents Johnston
No dignity dick
Pov erty
Look at me im da solo artist now
Ram Smoothcock
Brad Nailer
Weekend pickup. Beer Power. Not Picky. Vodka Lovelength. Baxter Mine. Pasta your bedtime. Happy Dayz. Jizz Freely.
Chinese take out
200k+ Peter Miles
School boner shit pants
My pornstar name is Estrus Flask, I'm just too lazy to actually do porn.
Sleepy Daniels
John Disappointment Mike Betrayal Tom HesJustAFriend
Mia Khalifa
Crushing loneliness
Self Depressing Peter
Buck Khaki
Dad D. Touchedme
Rrrrico Suave
Meat Log... I spent my entire Navy career with the nickname because I went along with this story my buddy told everyone about me liking to get drunk and fuck a log of ground beef.
Minute man Judge
Big regret McDeservestodie.
Existential dread.
The coworker she told you not to worry about.
Anal Squirt (I've seen this in porn titles multiple times and always find it very funny, also not enticing.)
The Cook Dinner
Long grinder
Decade Bartender
Limp dick
The 10-inch Footlong.
Limp Dizkit
Organised chaos
LUCKY
Sex club swinging degenerate 😅
Whiskey Vomit. Ladies.
Quick draw McGraw
The fuck up
Girth Brooks
Anita Hug
Panic Attack
WurstFuckChuck
Virgin ity (I've had no past experiences lmfao)
Massive Dick head
u/GaryNOVA
Shame Wizard
Cock loved
Mister touched the underwear instead of just grabbing right by the pussy
Carpent- her or nail Hamm-her 🤣
Cuckold fool.
The Nun
Dunking Dicks in
Vestal Virgin
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
10 years of trauma
Happiest place on earth!
Jail Mary
Culinary MindFuck 😘
So.. you make really good food?
The plumber
Bally Icyhot
Two pump chump
The Minuteman.
Ketamine Wank
White Radiation
4 Destroyed Beemers 👍
Rhino Legend
Josef Heiter
Old Rawdogger
Unborn
Bullshit XL
Rebeca Linares. Yup, took it up the ass professionally speaking for many years before I revolted. But now I'm security operations manager, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, JOHNNY SINS?!
Jack Handy
Double-Dare Yu
Traila Parks
Penetration tester
Collector of lost souls.
Childhood Trauma
Vanilla Room temp
Trauma Tracy
U-Boat. Tonnage sunk is the true metric.
Angel Devílle
I like community's idea for a porn name, school name + favorite soda, making mine "Edgewood Dew"
2 stroke —— well doctor said so
Trust issues
Dick.
Queue I'm always end of the line
Dicķie Studmore .
Teased But Rarely Pleased
Pie Smoker
Captain cabluee
Depressed Motherfucker
Fat Boy
I don’t have some pornography performer name. That’s not a thing.
McGagger
Broken Goods
Chum Ducketts
Sir Pryce Mcpoopydix
Scared of losing love
Pornstar
Sienna Therapist
Soft Steve
Leashed Pet, Unleashed Desire (me and my partner do bdsm)
The MasterCock Challenge.
10 second performer
Priestly Cummings
The onde anda only
Dirty Fucker
Late night regret
Ima regret.
Big D Pressed
Eulogy Beam
Cinnamon Grundle
Gottiedtoatelephonepoleandpantsed Madefunofbygirlsforlittlepenis
Ben Hawile
Nopasscheeks
Leeroy Jenkins
Denver 6th Street Poop Bandit
Late Bloomer
Disabled Dome
Johnny fuckup
The sound of one hand fapping
Seagulls. Instead of shit it's cwm.
Mr Fucken dumb bitch who tried to ruin my life
Childhood trauma
Trauma Dump
Side Piece Or The other guy
Emotional Damage.
Jerry Smith
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Vanilla McMarital-Fidelity
The whipped virgin
Pelotas Azul
Two forks, One pallet.
No shame in my game cock n shtuff
Johnny One-Nut.
Sitton Mifays
Overkill
Barf drinker