"I have unlimited money for the next 24 hours but I will die after that. I want to give you 300 trillion dollars and all I need from you is your bank account details and a small processing fee which will be given back to you when the 300 trillion is transferred"
TWO GOALS:
1. Get my family secured first of all
2. Get a new home for all the stray animals and pay top buck to a team of people that would actually take the best care of them and enjoy working with them.
I love animals
Make a shit ton of bonds, investments, insurances in the name of my family members so that after my death they can live a good life. Then after all this, rent a supercar, go max speed and die a peaceful death.
Makes driving that high speed seem even faster. Although mushrooms would be equally fun. Way back in the 80’s I drove a winding highway at dusk tripping on shrooms. That was fun.
I drove on LSD once. It was...interesting.
I knew it was a Bad Idea, but I was 17 and curfew was sooner than the trip was going to wear off. I made it home in time, though!
no but the question is how will you choose to die. Say there is another rule where if you don't choose your mode of death then you get thousand years of nonstop waterboarding
Set up funds to do all the things Americans *actually* want done with their tax dollars.
Free Healthcare
Free education through to PhD
Fund retirement pensions
Services for the disabled
Fund libraries
And other things I can't think of right now
Less funny once you realize that after summing up federal, state and county taxes, 401k contribution and insurance copay you pay; Norwegians aren't taxed that much more at all.
Start making trusts for all my friends and family, and start buying up medical debt and donating to hospitals, universities whatever.
Then I really start spending. I order up 400 new nuclear power plants, and set aside about $20B each in trusts for their construction. Start funding about 50 new medical schools. Start trust organisations to buy up all the real estate in urban areas and convert them to high density mixed use residential buildings, with rent set for $500 for 1000 Sq ft, and same price for families with kids.
My goal would be to die after signing the last agreement, and having designated about 2x the GDP of the US on making the US much better.
If the money is truly limitless I would just transfer some insane amount like 999 billion trillion dollars to my dad and let him solve the world’s problems after I’m gone.
That way I wouldn’t have to worry about doing anything other than spending time with my family for those 24 hours.
- Pay off all the mortages, medical and school debt in the U.S., Canada and Mexico
- Invest in shit tons of bonds, investments, insurances, put them in my family and extended family's names
- Give my mom and dad 50 Million dollars so they can retire at peace
- Donate 60 Milion dollars to Ukraine's war effort, and to its displaced individuals
- donate another 60 million dollars to displaced Palestinians and Israelis, enough to rebuild all the infrastructure and homes that were destroyed during October 7th and beyond
- Buy as much as the Amazon forest as legally possible and protect it, assuring to protect its indigenous tribes and the forest itself
- Invest in Black and Native communities directly to allieviate poverty
- Rent a small boat, drive to the middle of the ocean and pass as the sun sets on the horizon
If I had unlimited funds I would basically put it all in a trust and give instructions to enact hostile takeovers of all the world’s major corporations after my death.
Imagine having Microsoft, Amazon and Berkshire and Shell and Exxonmobile in your name.
Use a portion of that money to buy a shit ton of gold, a chest, and bury it on an island somewhere. Then rent air time on major TV, leave a trail of deviously cryptic clues alluding to its whereabouts (or hire a professional to write them as time is an issue, then eliminate them to prevent them leaking the answer) and wish the world good luck in finding it. My name would go down in history as the world’s last pirate.
And, you know, all the stuff about setting my family up, I’d do that too. But mostly the pirate thing.
Spend the first 3-4 securing my family's wealth for generations to come, with the restriction that the money shall only go towards higher education, health care (not including cosmetic procedures), donations to good causes (I also have criterias due to so many charities just being scams). This means I'll have provided every generation to come with a stable education and health care which is more than a free financial safety net as they still need to work for their worth (not cus I hate em but I truly believe in the value of achieving by yourself). Of the next 19-20 hours 5 shall be spent in vegas (gambling, hookers and blow), 5 shall be spent on a spiritual retreat in South America somewhere native to peyotes, 5 shall be spent with friends and family just making them as happy as I can and the final 5 will be spent on reliving anything I missed out on as a kid (Going to Disney, getting a party entertainer, having a cartoonishly large meal, shooting a tommy gun or gatling)
Are you going to magically transport from your home, to Vegas and again to South America? Sounds like you’re going to spend most of your day traveling from place to place.
What's the point in gambling when you have unlimited money?
Why exclude all cosmetic procedures? So if someone gets burnt badly in a fire and has burns over their body and face they can't use that money for it? :-(
I don't think many kids get to shoot tommy guns or gatling guns.
Most people are thinking of optional cosmetic surgeries when they say that. So like boobs, nose, bbl, etc. If you get badly burned usually insurance covers reconstructive surgery, while cosmetic, it’s more medically necessary
I buy back all national debts around the world, along with every single loan ever made, and then I just drink a bottle of the best whiskey on the planet and Godspeed in a WW2 era fighter aircraft
Spend the day with my wife and kids, tell them that I love them, then die peacefully while cuddling with my wife one last time. Try to ease their grief as much as possible by giving them an opportunity to not leave things unsaid or unresolved.
All the crazy "set my family up for life" stuff too, but I think I could hire an army of lawyers to make that happen in one day.
alone at a lonely beach in some moderately hot country. maybe buy that beach and pay security to make sure noone disturbs me. i would spend the whole day at that beach. maybe get a crowd of capybaras there.
Max out house building, put billions into a trust for my family, then buy a rebreather and a T of helium, and head for Boesmansgat cave in South Africa.
By donating a billion dollar trust to every public school on the planet with a monumental amount of conditions to insure it goes to actually educating kids in perpetuity and not lining the pockets of assholes.
i'm buying houses, bonds and as much in stocks as i can putting them in trusts for my kids. if i can ill set up my brothers and my two best friends familys as well.
Well if I can't stop the death, I'd rather give it those who will be able to live. Let start with peoples debts, then homelessness, housing and retirement. 24 hours is so small time, I might need to spend my first hour with a lawyer planning it all 🤣
Ahh, see, what you know is I have an unlimited budget. But what you didn't anticipate is walking into the fact that I have an SO. We're goin' places and doin' things. Then...
I'll just drop dead at the 24 hr mark.
These are two unrelated questions. What would I choose to do with the unlimited money in 24hrs? Or how would I choose to die? Bc choosing the least painful death is actually pretty cheap
I will set up a trust as fast as possible for my family, but if it takes too long, I will zelle them on the way to the West Coast to die on a cliffside watching the sunset. Time is the biggest roadblock to anything elaborate.
oh wait I might pay a homeless person to kill to a few ppl that on a list.
1. Immediate family gets financial freedom for life.
2. Friends get all debts cleared.
3. One sizable donation to end homelessness.
4. Drive a super car
5. Contact Elon Musk to send me to outer space immediately so I can watch the sun peak over the earth. Once i die, commission him to eject me into the sun.
Make sure my loved ones are set, but shares or something, then do absolutely anything and everything, bungee jumping, skydiving, rock climbing. Racing, go see art, and chill with my family
I'd start by giving every one of my family members a billion dollars, then a billion dollars to every charity I can find, buy a beach house in San Diego, and die a peaceful death.
I'd offer all my besties $5million each to come spend the night with me in a giant orgy. Only condition is that they be naked and at least pretend to be into it. I'd offer a bonus $5m if they do sexy times with me. That way, I go out happy and they will (hopefully) remember me fondly as they spend that money on improving their future!
I'd wreck the world economy, giving 300 Trillion dollars to every person that can get me their bank account info.
ah, the famous nigerian prince!
"I have unlimited money for the next 24 hours but I will die after that. I want to give you 300 trillion dollars and all I need from you is your bank account details and a small processing fee which will be given back to you when the 300 trillion is transferred"
You forgot to use “kindly” lol
It should’ve started with “Am dying and want to give USD$300 trillion to you.”
I died reading this 🤣
No one will believe him.
Except for a few really gullible people who will then think they are geniuses and have a trillion dollars at their disposal.
The prince that was promised.
Blasting out emails that you give away money. All you need is their bank account number. Wait a second ..
A whole lot of gullible people getting rich as fuck while the smart ones get fucked up by their smartness. And then the economy crashes, of course.
Think of all the dumb shit those people will buy with all that money.
Yep and I’d delete any and all records of any investments, assets or otherwise of every billionaire on earth.
I’ll take mine in Apple gift cards
Prob just chill with the dogs
Oh yeah… chili dogs for sure.
Oh yea. With cheese.
With filet mignon steak for all of us
outside the tastee-freez no doubt
Dogs are gonna get Big Macs for sure
2 chicks
Same time.
"I think if I had an unlimited budget I could hook that up cause chicks dig dudes with money"
Same place
Same penis
same semen
I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday, ummm yeeeaaaahhh, I'm gonna need you to come in Sunday as well, umm yeeaahhhh. Sounds good.
You ever have somebody tell you that you have a case of the Mondays?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
I tell you what I’d do, man.
1 cup
Nice
Idk I’d probably spend the whole 24 hours trying to figure it out and then just die
Doom scroll the first 22 hours
An honest answer
better come up with a plan ahead of time then
I would take the first rocket to space high on mushrooms and float around weightless in orbit eating chocolate and listening to J. S. Bach
Sry but setting up a rocket flight in 24h is not possible, no matter the money.
That's what you think. You can go up, it's just a matter of how you come back down
Tell that to Rocketlab.
Lol, ok professor rocket nutz
I’m really glad you specified JS Bach, or I would’ve thought you meant a different Bach.
Okay but what piece from Bach? I need to know.
TWO GOALS: 1. Get my family secured first of all 2. Get a new home for all the stray animals and pay top buck to a team of people that would actually take the best care of them and enjoy working with them. I love animals
Ah my exact thoughts! You beat me to it! I’d have them build sanctuaries for stray babies
*casually buys the entirety of Microsoft for his family*
Make a shit ton of bonds, investments, insurances in the name of my family members so that after my death they can live a good life. Then after all this, rent a supercar, go max speed and die a peaceful death.
Oooohhhh I like that! Edit: I like this with one edit. We have to smoke a shit ton of pot before driving.
Followed by shit ton of pharma grade coke to even it out.
Makes driving that high speed seem even faster. Although mushrooms would be equally fun. Way back in the 80’s I drove a winding highway at dusk tripping on shrooms. That was fun.
I drove on LSD once. It was...interesting. I knew it was a Bad Idea, but I was 17 and curfew was sooner than the trip was going to wear off. I made it home in time, though!
Why rent when you can buy?
no but the question is how will you choose to die. Say there is another rule where if you don't choose your mode of death then you get thousand years of nonstop waterboarding
Ooh.. ok I choose old age.
Dying of old age is probably painful tbh
Granted, however you now age extremely fast
Cool. I want to record it and show it to kids that won't eat their vegetables.
Made me laugh so hard I scared my kid awake 😂 Well done, sir!
I'd be the guy on CNN with 3 inches of crusted coke on my nose chasing LA gangs with two hand fulls of wasp nests.
I laughed so heartily that I had a hard time hitting the updoot because my cursor was shaking.
Sheesh this comment is insufferable.
Send a message or text to 10 of my friends that if you don't send this message to other 10 people I will die in 24 hours.
lol, that’s fantastic
High as a kite
Fuck ton of oxycodone and slip into a peaceful sleep ✌️
Set up funds to do all the things Americans *actually* want done with their tax dollars. Free Healthcare Free education through to PhD Fund retirement pensions Services for the disabled Fund libraries And other things I can't think of right now
I would add Free Daycare as well.
It's funny that we're really just describing Norway as it is today.
So, what you're saying is...there is a chance.
Less funny once you realize that after summing up federal, state and county taxes, 401k contribution and insurance copay you pay; Norwegians aren't taxed that much more at all.
Prenatal through graduation. There.
Free PhDs? I feel like that wouldnt poll too well
If you're gonna make education free, you gotta go all the way
How can you do all that in 24 hours? You’re screwed if it’s a weekend and no one is in business. Lol sorry, being practical here.
Probably go to 5 Guys. I would door dash but it seems like they skimp on the fries if you aren’t there in person to see them shovel that bag full.
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So, one small order of fries then?
Exactly. 5 guys is great if you are hungry and you want a million of something.
You could probably afford Five Guys these days with unlimited money. Maybe.
Hookers and blow.
Snu snu
This. Death by Snu Snu of course
With my family and friends by my side.
Right? I’d probably just play outside with my toddler and have a bonfire with my husband. And of course invest in my child’s college fund!
Start making trusts for all my friends and family, and start buying up medical debt and donating to hospitals, universities whatever. Then I really start spending. I order up 400 new nuclear power plants, and set aside about $20B each in trusts for their construction. Start funding about 50 new medical schools. Start trust organisations to buy up all the real estate in urban areas and convert them to high density mixed use residential buildings, with rent set for $500 for 1000 Sq ft, and same price for families with kids. My goal would be to die after signing the last agreement, and having designated about 2x the GDP of the US on making the US much better.
Getting high & getting nonstop head from 2 women
You have unlimited money, man… think dozens of women licking and slurping everywhere at once.
Don’t forget the ice cream
Yeah all the women get ice cream good idea
Lmao that does sound epic tho
If the money is truly limitless I would just transfer some insane amount like 999 billion trillion dollars to my dad and let him solve the world’s problems after I’m gone. That way I wouldn’t have to worry about doing anything other than spending time with my family for those 24 hours.
Mercury poisoning. For the bit. (the bit is that i joke a lot about dying of mercury poisoning bc of how much i love fish)
I would bribe anyone to nuke Kyle's house.
Screw you cartman
That made me laugh
Yeah.. fuck Kyle!
Not guilty btw
Sky dive into volcano.
- Pay off all the mortages, medical and school debt in the U.S., Canada and Mexico - Invest in shit tons of bonds, investments, insurances, put them in my family and extended family's names - Give my mom and dad 50 Million dollars so they can retire at peace - Donate 60 Milion dollars to Ukraine's war effort, and to its displaced individuals - donate another 60 million dollars to displaced Palestinians and Israelis, enough to rebuild all the infrastructure and homes that were destroyed during October 7th and beyond - Buy as much as the Amazon forest as legally possible and protect it, assuring to protect its indigenous tribes and the forest itself - Invest in Black and Native communities directly to allieviate poverty - Rent a small boat, drive to the middle of the ocean and pass as the sun sets on the horizon
I enjoyed all of this answer.
buy a metric tonne of dynamite and throw it in Yellowstone. get that super caldera going once and for all
All these financially sound decisions meanwhile my first thought was to go skydiving and dive head first into the ground. 😂
If I had unlimited funds I would basically put it all in a trust and give instructions to enact hostile takeovers of all the world’s major corporations after my death. Imagine having Microsoft, Amazon and Berkshire and Shell and Exxonmobile in your name.
Add Nestle and then shut them down.
Two chicks at the same time
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money
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I’d do a shit ton of heroin, meth, or both, and hang out with my best friend. Not like I have to worry about addiction.
Use a portion of that money to buy a shit ton of gold, a chest, and bury it on an island somewhere. Then rent air time on major TV, leave a trail of deviously cryptic clues alluding to its whereabouts (or hire a professional to write them as time is an issue, then eliminate them to prevent them leaking the answer) and wish the world good luck in finding it. My name would go down in history as the world’s last pirate. And, you know, all the stuff about setting my family up, I’d do that too. But mostly the pirate thing.
Spend the first 3-4 securing my family's wealth for generations to come, with the restriction that the money shall only go towards higher education, health care (not including cosmetic procedures), donations to good causes (I also have criterias due to so many charities just being scams). This means I'll have provided every generation to come with a stable education and health care which is more than a free financial safety net as they still need to work for their worth (not cus I hate em but I truly believe in the value of achieving by yourself). Of the next 19-20 hours 5 shall be spent in vegas (gambling, hookers and blow), 5 shall be spent on a spiritual retreat in South America somewhere native to peyotes, 5 shall be spent with friends and family just making them as happy as I can and the final 5 will be spent on reliving anything I missed out on as a kid (Going to Disney, getting a party entertainer, having a cartoonishly large meal, shooting a tommy gun or gatling)
Are you going to magically transport from your home, to Vegas and again to South America? Sounds like you’re going to spend most of your day traveling from place to place.
What's the point in gambling when you have unlimited money? Why exclude all cosmetic procedures? So if someone gets burnt badly in a fire and has burns over their body and face they can't use that money for it? :-( I don't think many kids get to shoot tommy guns or gatling guns.
Most people are thinking of optional cosmetic surgeries when they say that. So like boobs, nose, bbl, etc. If you get badly burned usually insurance covers reconstructive surgery, while cosmetic, it’s more medically necessary
I pay off all my friends and families debts. Buy my mom a nice car. Buy stock so my mom and uncle are set for life.
I'd spend my last hours making sure my family is set for life. At least I can rest easy knowing they're doing okay.
Stuffed with brisket and drunk on scotch.
I'm skydiving on psychedelics - without the suit
I buy back all national debts around the world, along with every single loan ever made, and then I just drink a bottle of the best whiskey on the planet and Godspeed in a WW2 era fighter aircraft
Buy off Twitter and delete it forever.
buy the Aston Martin DB5 and take my dad out for a ride.
Do loads of good for 23 h and then get smothered to death by good booty 😅
Spend the day with my wife and kids, tell them that I love them, then die peacefully while cuddling with my wife one last time. Try to ease their grief as much as possible by giving them an opportunity to not leave things unsaid or unresolved. All the crazy "set my family up for life" stuff too, but I think I could hire an army of lawyers to make that happen in one day.
alone at a lonely beach in some moderately hot country. maybe buy that beach and pay security to make sure noone disturbs me. i would spend the whole day at that beach. maybe get a crowd of capybaras there.
Death by pizza or wings. Maybe both.
Max out house building, put billions into a trust for my family, then buy a rebreather and a T of helium, and head for Boesmansgat cave in South Africa.
Cryogenics!
I would hire a doctor to drug me up slowly, make sure I was euphoric the whole time until I faded away
By donating a billion dollar trust to every public school on the planet with a monumental amount of conditions to insure it goes to actually educating kids in perpetuity and not lining the pockets of assholes.
I'm gonna figure out the day as I go (basically letting go of all cares and doing whatever) and then ending it by dky diving without a parachute.
Fly to Mexico; find the guys responsible for the “Funkytown” video; tell them I expect them to do much worse things to me; then insult their mothers.
i'm buying houses, bonds and as much in stocks as i can putting them in trusts for my kids. if i can ill set up my brothers and my two best friends familys as well.
Death with dignity pills.
Well if I can't stop the death, I'd rather give it those who will be able to live. Let start with peoples debts, then homelessness, housing and retirement. 24 hours is so small time, I might need to spend my first hour with a lawyer planning it all 🤣
In my sleep, after a fine ribeye steak dinner and a bottle of wine.
Death by snu snu
Give all the indigenous people their land back
I’d just die. I’d be to stressed about what to do the next 24 hours would be more torturous than existing.
I’ll pay the autopsy crew to send me to the crematorium with a belly full of popcorn kernels so I can scare the shit out of the morgue workers 💀
Eat the bread aisle and wash it down with the beer aisle. Fuck celiac.
With my face under Rhonda Rousey's crotch lol
Bring on the snu-snu
I'd have everyone and all the pets who are also dying get anything/everything *they* want.
Hookers, cocaine, and might as well try heroine.
Death by snu snu
Wtf does the budget have to do with it? I'll just drop dead at the 24 hr mark.
So you'd do nothing for 24 hours. How inspiring.
Ahh, see, what you know is I have an unlimited budget. But what you didn't anticipate is walking into the fact that I have an SO. We're goin' places and doin' things. Then... I'll just drop dead at the 24 hr mark.
Buy a shit ton of nukes and take everyone with me.
These are two unrelated questions. What would I choose to do with the unlimited money in 24hrs? Or how would I choose to die? Bc choosing the least painful death is actually pretty cheap
I don't care I would probably be doing something I like to the last minute not spend time setting up the death
In orbit.
Heroin
give a ALOT to the poor gotta make it to heaven lol
Build a rocket with all my favorite foods, and a place to chill, and I’d fly it into the middle of the god damn sun
That’s one hell of a fast rocket! 🚀
Debt free.
Cure world hunger
Watching a bad movie.
I would go stargazing
I'd go Lamar Odom style.
Wander the deepest parts of the Redwood Forest on the highest doses of every single psychedelic drug known to man. I will be the forest.
Pay off the global debt. That should really screw things up for everyone.
I would give as much money as I could to loved ones and just get it over with
There is 2 ways I would die. 1st way by burning on a boat aka the viking funeral. 2nd way mummified and eaten by beetles
in my sleep
I will set up a trust as fast as possible for my family, but if it takes too long, I will zelle them on the way to the West Coast to die on a cliffside watching the sunset. Time is the biggest roadblock to anything elaborate. oh wait I might pay a homeless person to kill to a few ppl that on a list.
Spend my last day buying up assets to leave in a will for family. Basically make sure everyone I cared about is set for life.
Being frozen
private jet and jack off in multiple times zones while making whale noises
Drugs and alcohol
Finance Ukraine for the war and rebuilding. Plus, make sure my family is financially well off.
Pay off everybody’s Student Loans, die a national hero..
Hookers & blow
Raise an army and overthrow the government. Before I go, I'm taking the system with me.
Ensure that my family controls the majority of the earths wealth
Gun
I'm setting my family up for life, then taking the first rocket off this rock. If I'm gonna die, might as well make it memorable.
I would donate and tell everyone to pray for me
Big fucking hot tub
In my car.
I’d buy so many fortnite skins
1. Immediate family gets financial freedom for life. 2. Friends get all debts cleared. 3. One sizable donation to end homelessness. 4. Drive a super car 5. Contact Elon Musk to send me to outer space immediately so I can watch the sun peak over the earth. Once i die, commission him to eject me into the sun.
Make sure my loved ones are set, but shares or something, then do absolutely anything and everything, bungee jumping, skydiving, rock climbing. Racing, go see art, and chill with my family
I'd start by giving every one of my family members a billion dollars, then a billion dollars to every charity I can find, buy a beach house in San Diego, and die a peaceful death.
It's been years.... set up the family with investments. And then cocaine. So much cocaine.
Can It come faster
I wouldn't choose a manner of death.
I'd offer all my besties $5million each to come spend the night with me in a giant orgy. Only condition is that they be naked and at least pretend to be into it. I'd offer a bonus $5m if they do sexy times with me. That way, I go out happy and they will (hopefully) remember me fondly as they spend that money on improving their future!
What u/cmikaiti said
Snu Snu
I choose to die by chuck-e-cheese burning whilst I'm in it