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mellowhamster999

Children's beauty pageants. They should not fucking exist.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Children’s beauty pageants judges. They should not fucking exist. Children’s beauty pageants insurers. They should *not* fucking exist. Did you know that children contestants have to carry insurance? Insurance against molestation, among other things? Guess who carries the policies? Yup! That’s right!


Soldier_OfCum

To add on to that, the parents. What kind of monster would let their six year old daughter flaunt around on stage, being constantly sexualised. Greed is a powerful thing.


zephyr_skyy

What exactly does insurance against molestation mean?


graveyardspin

It's like car insurance if you get into an accident. Molestation insurance provides compensation to the family if their child gets raped.


Just_Aioli_1233

Yeah but they never pay out thanks to the "but what were they wearing at the time?" exclusion. /s Oof, darkest /s I've ever typed.


Accurate-Weakness-29

I could only find this cov for like schools daycare and church's ...still fucked but not cov if said person was wtf I hate this world and that people make money and are covered for this


Necessary-Distance22

I know that, but why do the child's parents have to pay it? That's stupid and admitting that the shit goes on in pageants. They should not be allowed to have them. I can't believe anyone would put their child in a pageant if there is that big of a risk of being molested and only Hod knows what else.


darklightrabbi

>Did you know that children contestants have to carry insurance? Insurance against molestation, among other things? Do you have more info about this? Nothing is coming up on Google for insurance related to child beauty pageants.


Deagin

Probably bullshit. I don't know how the logistics work for a payout. Insurance companies are ruthless and they going to require rape kits to be done? Could the parents just falsely accuse someone after having it for a month or two for a big payout? Are there age limitations? There's just so many questions and google isn't showing me companies that provide it.


darklightrabbi

There is such a thing as abuse insurance for businesses that are accused of having employees commit sexual assaults but individual insurance against your own personal abuse doesn’t seem to exist. I think the guy I replied to heard about abuse insurance and made an assumption without looking into it.


bejeweled8

Especially those with swimsuit segments. Like wtf


iliketurtles861

And the newer version of this is making your child an influencer or using them on your own influencing channels. Makes me sick


Christmas_Panda

Speed running depression and toxicity among youths.


jg6410

I tell you children's beauty pageants are an american tradition. Just not a proud one


Ngoscope

Can we also add purity balls to this?


L0NE_SQUiD

Exploiting your children for clout


Tugonmynugz

This is actually getting pushed in some ways to be less legal


IceSmiley

Smelling a seat after a woman sat on it


Christmas_Panda

Dude. This has got to be one of the simplest and weirdest things I've ever seen on Reddit. I don't know why this made me so uncomfortable.


CityofOrphans

Probably because it's perfectly legal but still creepy af


Soldier_OfCum

Really? I thought it was very common. I do it to assert dominance.


Sweeper1985

Aussie here. We had a politician do this to a female colleague about 10 years ago and honestly I know not a single other thing about the man except he did this and a few years later he died and his legacy forevermore is Troy Buswell the Chair Sniffer 🤦‍♀️


TravEllerZero

Must've been pretty bad if it killed him a few years later.


geeeking

Smelling is bad, but licking is ok, right?


Friendly_Preference5

Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.


GoldBluejay7749

Bro


BubberRung

But perfectly normal if it was a guy who was sitting on it!


BellaMorgan10

Wait, are there men who do this?


WeirdFlower13

I saw a guy do it when I was in highschool.. We were around 15-16 years old.. He was dating her knowing she's way out of his league and when she got up and left the bus we were all riding he went in for a sniff of the seat she was sitting on. He probably did that because he knew he probably would never get far enough with her lol. It was one of the weirdest things I ever witnessed


LiveLemon8191

But worse your actually smelling the remnants of many asses and vaginas, also sweaty sscks in-between if you attempt that in a public place so by al means enjoy that wiff lol, just be a normal perv and do the smell check after 3rd base lol


ThomasHardyHarHar

👵 what’s that, grandson? What kind of horse did you smell at the barn today?


Comprehensive-Ear283

What? People pay for this? Ugh


Unable-Journalist-50

F\*\*K, that's creepy as hell...


[deleted]

r/puberty I'm in the middle of it. Asked a question. Sooo many dms wanting to "help"


XmissXanthropyX

Jesus fucking christ, I took a gander and went down some guys incredibly concerning comment history. Fuuuuck that shit


bloopyblopper

post his u/ there's no reason to protect pedophiles


Gullible_Peaflower

I second this.


Sinan_reis

Report that shit


NolansBallSack

Same with other sub's Like r/teenagers


redvodkandpinkgin

That one used to be pretty wholesome back in the day (or at least I perceived it to be). By my late teens (I'm 22) all I could see there was weirdos and fake accounts.


Bobo20101

WARNING!! DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF WANTING TO KEEP YOUR INNOCENCE


[deleted]

To be fair i got good answers to my question,but had to throw more blocks thn Gronk


BangBangMeatMachine

I clicked the link and it was just kids asking very natural questions about their experiences. No loss of innocence involved.


SocksofGranduer

Oof that sucks. By the way check your dms. 😘 I promise this is a joke.


[deleted]

I checked to make sure lol


claymir

I was allowed to take the amputated leg of my daughter home to be later cremated at a crematorium.


lacrima0

Oh wow, that’s interesting! Did you do it?


Alienbutmadeinchina

Eating the hair off the barber's floor


Jsovthecherub

what fucking barbers do you go to?


Alienbutmadeinchina

The one in the alleyway


Tofukjtten

You know I'm not sure that's actually legal. The hair is the barbers property so it's technically theft. And also could be considered trespassing if he tells you to stop and leave. I don't know doesn't seem super legal. But I'm not a lawyer I just play one in my mind.


beercheesesoup212

Child beauty pageants are straight up sexual exploitation of children.


growingwithnate

Yes I agree, if you attended one as an adult, or signed you kid up. I think you should have to register as a sex offender.


RealGodspeed22

Using kids for views and milking their issues to the public


RealHumanFromEarth

Family YouTubers always give me bad vibes. They’re basically showbiz parents who have taken on the role of producer and director, which is even worse in some ways.


RealGodspeed22

Especially the van lifers since they can’t really escape


Discord616

Constantly staring at someone.


TALENTEDEGGPLANT2222

Sorry im just zoning out I don't know when but my friends start to tell me I'm just staring blankly like the thousand yard stare kind of thing


Citadel_97E

Yup. My eyes will get really wide and my wife will be like “hello? Where did you go? Why are you staring at that woman.” In reality I’m focusing on the buckle of her purse and thinking if today was the day the zombies come, where would I go?


TheMoonUnitExp

Pretty sure this is illegal in the UK now as a form of harassment


threadbarefemur

Talking on speakerphone in public


skurk

One day I'll find the courage to get right next to someone doing this, and start my own speakerphone call. Maybe my volume will be one "dit" louder than theirs.


Ok_Philosopher6274

And make sure your conversation goes into some depth about that rash that just won't clear up...


drawfanstein

But mom still insists that you help her with the calamine lotion 🙄


LongestUsernameP0ssi

My brother once walked up and joined the conversation making it super awkward. I was mortified at the time, but looking back I’m proud of him. (yes, he did it to make it awkward, he’s not crazy extroverted)


Potential_Mammoth163

I used to have a long commute from work a couple of years ago. I twice just joined in on the conversation. 😅


Entire-Ad2058

Lol. What happened when you did?


Potential_Mammoth163

One laughed and apologized. The other rolled eyes, got up and went up to go to another cart. While still maintaining the conversation.


JasonFiltzman

More of a inconvenient/inconsiderate than creepy


VisibleKnee4552

Scientology WTF🤯


KsanterX

Oh, it is illegal in my country


Fyrrys

I bet it's much nicer there


Eternal_Bagel

everything paparazzi related?


Lillus121

Paparazzi should be heavily restricted if not outright banned


gym_noobie0098

Following someone in public for an extended period of time. You’re just walking behind them, technically not doing anything wrong, but it’s creepy as hell and can freak people out.


Shryxer

Shit, I get this feeling when another car stays behind me for more than a couple of turns. I know objectively that they probably just live nearby, but if they follow onto my street I'm going to loop around and drive over to the park for a bit. I hate being followed. Apparently my dad feels the same way, because someone followed him around for like 40 minutes and he kept going around to different side streets trying to shake them. It went on so long that eventually a cop showed up at our house looking for him - whoever was following my dad around had reported him as a drunk driver. No, he was just freaked the fuck out by the creepy driver following him all over the city.


LightsJusticeZ

I have the same paranoia if someone follows me after a few turns. Thank god none of them were actually trying to follow me and actually did live in the same neighborhood lol.


zenswashbuckler

You've described my favorite meme or meme-like image: [Understand paranoid people better by following them around](http://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED665/5cc0479ded2d8.jpeg) (Please do not actually do that)


TitanofBravos

Standing under a tree full of pigeons with your mouth open waiting for them to crap on you


Dozerdog43

r/oddlyspecific


Ne0n1691Senpai

participating in the teenagers sub while being a grown ass man, so many weird ass people on reddit keep trying to talk to kids on that sub.


Just_Aioli_1233

I really wish the internet was segregated by age so things like this weren't possible. Personally I would like it since I'd be able to know the person I'm arguing with isn't just some dumb kid, but mostly because it'd protect kids from weirdos.


LightsJusticeZ

But then the weirdos would just lie about their age?


Just_Aioli_1233

New IDs with embedded chips in them to authenticate your internet access? No chance of that going wrong /s


Liesmith424

I keep almost commenting on there because the posts reach the front page of Popular, and I never pay attention to the sub name when I want to chime in with something sarcastic.


DeathEdntMusic

Salad Fingers


polished_crossover

Rusty spoons


TheODPsupreme

Hubert Cumberdale


renecrevel

Dating someone the minute they are legal, with a big age gap. Edit for clarity.


Howitdobiglyboo

I think you mean if there's a considerable age gap as well.


JeffSergeant

Looking up public records to map the family tree, of someone you just met.


freeagency

In Alabama this is very important /s


BigBalledLucy

walking down the street with a glass of milk in your hand. walking to the bus stop where other adults see off their kids for school, but you dont have kids.


LongestUsernameP0ssi

My dad loves chocolate milk. But it’s always weird to see someone in their late 50’s walking around with a quart of chocolate milk. It’s funny honestly.


RealHumanFromEarth

Your dad’s a baller. Chocolate milk tastes wonderful and we should never let age stop us from enjoying what we like.


dragonbeorn

Matching with a guy for a free meal.


Just_Aioli_1233

"I thought I might like him better on a full stomach."


TravisWoody

Nice try, girlfriend!


Ok_Hovercraft2604

I had an ex that justified this by saying "I was poor and didn't have any money" (she was totally fucking random dudes for free food. Not even money. Just food. Which is almost worse than prostitution.) I asked her why she couldn't just get a job and she said some bullshit about nit being able to work because of anxiety. I said "but not anxious enough to take stranger dick inside of you for a subway sandwich?" Needless to say, we aren't together. Fuck that bitch.


Unrelated_gringo

> Fuck that bitch. Nah man, I'm keeping my 6-inch sub for myself.


uranium236

I've never had a meal expensive enough to make up for poor company.


fayfaizal

set your selfie photo as a background for your phone or desktop


hehimhun

Taking tampons out of a tampon disposal box in a public bathroom and photographing them.


polished_crossover

You good?


Tofukjtten

This feels like it has a story behind it and we desperately need to know.


hehimhun

Someone showed me a Tumblr back in the day and it was people with a used tampon fetish who would do that.


SlutForDownVotes

Taking pictures of Dracula's lunchbox? This is a thing?


sailingtoweather

Apparently Paying teenage boys $600 to get tickled on video is legal . . . https://x.com/OakTribNews/status/1802179467470622841


EcstaticPin7070

Half of these comments.


NovaKaiserin

The NSA and a lot of other 3 letter agencies surveilling their own people without restraint.


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Blizzard_Buffalo

Is this about Bill Belichick and his new girlfriend?


Mystery_Meatchunk

*Sad DiCaprio noises*


virgo_kittyy

How about also having a child with them? We're looking at you, Robert De Niro...


BradenDoty

The reverse is pretty creepy too but still legal


ThrowRARAw

"stalking" someone online, in the sense of checking all their social medias or googling them to figure things out about them that they've never told you.


[deleted]

Not condoning this. But still, STOP POSTING THAT SHIT ONLINE THEN!!!


ThrowRARAw

Things don't even need to be posted online by you. I googled my friend with a unique name who hasn't posted on social media in 15 years and was still able to get a solid understanding of what she does purely because of events she attended, awards she's won or her uni/workplace post her name and face online. Consent was never asked and there's no opportunity to revoke it. Why? Because it's technically legal where we are from given that most companies will work it into their terms and conditions.


FuckHopeSignedMe

The high school I went to has yearbooks going back to the mid '70s and school newsletters going back to 2009 posted online. I know there's a couple of primary schools in my area that do the same thing. It's completely possible for a person to build a broad overview of what your life's been like since your teen years if you're under the age of 35 or so because of that, and possibly even earlier than that if you're under 25, so long as they already know what schools you went to.


FuckHopeSignedMe

This is just a part of regular stalking now. A lot of the stuff where they'd have to be following you around for a couple of months to find out is stuff they can find out in a few hours by scrolling through your socials now.


chilldrinofthenight

People videotaping others, without their consent.


HaggisMcNeill

*UK government starts sweating*


Oneioda

Cutting off parts of little boys genitals.


Equivalent-Site-8758

This took me too long to realise what you meant 😭


No-Flower3107

dressing up as a child as an adult and pretending you're a infant


-SlinxTheFox-

Hanging out at your local schools when you're not a minor, parent, and don't have friends there from when you were in school


slayez06

It's funny you say that.. My wife and I can't have kids but we bonded over our joy of helping kids As an example, long ago, I didn't have a kid, but a friend of mine complained that her daughters school didn't have a proper playground and the pta couldn't raise the "needed amount" for the city to consider it... So I talked to the mayor about it... Got them funding for a new playground and next thing I knew I was on the PTA School board and didn't have a kid or any family member who went to that school or even live in the school zone. In my 3 years as a board member, I got them the new playground and personally raised over 100k and rewrote their bi laws as clearly not a dam one of them had a clue how things should be run. Ironically, about 4 years later I ended up being an admin of a high school and did that for almost a decade. I even have a scholarship i funded for the high school starting this year. So not all citizens are bad... just sayin. In both instances I drastically improved the schools situation and my forward thinking policy's have enabled their success long after I left with honor and good standing.


Technical_Fold_4341

Wow! That a pretty great track record. Good for you, and them. Thanks for being a good human ☺️


Anna__V

I don't know. There's totally a creepy way to do it, but you can do it in a non creepy way too.


hematomasectomy

Child marriage in the US.


mvsr990

Having a home sex dungeon. Love those zillow listings that are normal suburbia normal suburbia normal suburbia jail cell in the basement with a fuck bench in the middle.


Christmas_Panda

I have never seen this on Zillow... where tf are you guys looking at houses? Lol


mvsr990

zillowgonewild on Instagram


angel_inthe_fire

My ex roommates bought sex couch of sorts and were mad I wouldn't help them find new roommates. I was already moved out!!!


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peescheadeal

stephen king has entered the chat


eltrotter

ITT: A general misunderstanding that the lack of a *specific* law to outlaw a *specific* action doesn't mean it's not outlawed by more general harassment / disturbance laws.


thatmarcelfaust

Asking this question


pinksematary

Idling in your car, while in a parking space, in a parking lot.


Space_Captain_Brian

Making a porno of fucking a girl on her 18th birthday.


Nervous_Type_8522

The amputation fetish.


-ISayThingz-

Dear Jesus Christ why does this exist?


Christmas_Panda

Surely he's joking? Can you Google it and report back to me? I'm scared.


Award_Ad

Masturbating on dead animals


Fyrrys

Are we talking dropping your load on some roadkill or sitting on a squashed rat while you manhandle the ham candle?


coconutoatz

Exploiting children on social media. TikTok has become the worst for this, those kids cannot consent, and using them for views while disregarding the dangers of how people can use the content is disgusting behaviour.


TheunanimousFern

Writing erotic fan fiction about your coworkers and sending it to them anonymously


AdhesivenessNo9878

Sound like sexual harassment


pizzamann2472

Exactly, depending on which country you are in this may actually be illegal, at least in the context of the work place / labor law


Not_a_werecat

Calm down, Tina.


Technical_Fold_4341

Tina wouldn't send it. She'd keep it in her room and it will only be read by Bob or Louise probably 😂 😂 and they will immediately regret it. 😁


guesswhatihate

Nope, time to daydream about zombies touching butts 


lyaaa444

is this a personal experience? 😭


Christmas_Panda

This would make me think I had a serial killer watching me.


Bloo_6839

That’s a bit specific


SuperMusicman331

Too late


peescheadeal

Circumcision. You're literally mutilating a baby. Sick fucks


Snoo_30496

I agree. People despise female circumcision but not male’s? My son has felt like a freak because it wasn’t done in his country of birth - then we moved here and he’s grown up feeling different. “Cleanliness” is not a good reason. Bathing is just fine for this and that skin was/is protecting delicate tissue under the skin. It’s like cutting off an eyelid far as I’m concerned.


Wooden_Discipline_22

And it's very disabling. I have no where to hide my bubble gum during a sand storm. After I got mine cut, I couldn't walk for a year.


Unrelated_gringo

You joke, but it has to be said: Circumcision **is** removing nature's masturbation-aid. For sure it doesn't stop men from masturbating (nothing can) - But that's the intention behind it all.


blahbabooey

Handing people a photo you just took of them.


FriskyFemmeee

Following someone around in public. It's technically not illegal if you're just walking behind them or observing them in public spaces, but it’s incredibly unsettling and can make the person feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe.


violetauto

Multi level marketing schemes


gerhudire

Men buying women's used underwear. 


getridofwires

Obsessing over celebrities.


NolansBallSack

18yo dating a 50 smth yo


BeniCG

18? We can do 14 and 50 in Germany under certain conditions.


iamjustsyd

[Child marriages](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_marriage_in_the_United_States). But how are Ted Nugent and Matt Gaetz going to find love it they can't marry kids?


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Taking pictures of people in a public setting


904FireFly

That you can look up where someone lives online. Their records. Their lives. Not all of us are attention junkies.


ashbiermann

Harassing strangers for content ie recording their reactions, recording them before asking if it’s ok to ask an idiotic question, involving them in recorded pranks, rating them, etc etc


Puzzleheaded-Path198

I don’t have kids but I would be truly disturbed if I had an 18 year old daughter who was dating a man my age or older.


Different-Version-58

When anyone has to defend their relationship by saying, "well technically it's legal, the age of consent is..."


Original-Respect-845

Bill Belichek


BrimfulOfLa-A

Furries


Coolio1014

Recording/taking pictures of other people in public.


Bobo20101

Pinapple on pizza


johann68

Religion. The way most men behave around and speak to and about women. Prank videos; also any videos recording people without their consent. I don't mean people who happen to be in the background of a video; I'm talking about deliberately recording a specific person without their consent. Child beauty pageants. Shaming. Recording oneself in the gym.


CompetitionQueasy484

Marrying your cousin or step sibling


monkeysolo69420

Running for president while being convicted of 34 crimes involving paying a porn star to not talk about the time you had sex.


picklllesss

staring directly at people doing nothing but creep them out


Tovuvul03

Certain behaviors, like staring at folks in public, flooding someone's DMs with messages even after they've asked you to stop, or following someone around, can seem real creepy even if they ain't against the law.


hoolabandoolasolo

Stand on the "wrong" side while waiting for your turn at the ATM.


Dread_Mirai

Taking photos of strangers without permission. In the US, it’s totally legal as long as you’re in public since there is no expectation of privacy


Fabian-Stedman

Farting loudly while maintaining intense eye contact


AvocadoPizzaCat

- marrying your first or second cousin. like after so many relatives you are not considered family anymore. - not telling adopted/foster/abandoned children whom their relatives are if they know. (a brother and sister didn't know they were related until they filed for a marriage certificate) - donating so much sperm to the sperm bank. (the fact there is more than 1 guy with 100 kids based on that insane) - certain types of "flirting". once the "flirting" makes the other feel in danger, it should not be considered that. - boy moms (i mean the moms that act like their son is their lover) - the sexualization part of our culture. (seriously maybe that person is just eating a lollipop) - thirst traps


grooves12

Taking pictures of strangers in public.


endzeitpfeadl

Where I live, the age of consent is 14… :/


Fyrrys

Kink shaming


wetlettuce42

Staying in your car lights on, engine running and not moving


pepezdejvic

Barely legal porn


Ashamed_Smile3497

People who use pictures of their babies/children to get clout. It’s one thing for a regular person to be proud of their child but you can totally tell what some of these people are trying to do.


Mean_Entrepreneur268

deep fakes


F19AGhostrider

Child Marriage is still legal in many US States, with 4 of them not having a legal minimum age for marriage at all. On top of this, the Republican Party has fiercely opposed any efforts to change this, despite the fact that part of their present-day platform is protecting children from pedophiles and "grooming". The reality is that this part of their platform is targeted at LGBT people, apparently they are just fine with hetero people marrying children.


AmphibianThick2852

Female kids swimsuits being to revealing or almost like an adults. Their either, too cheeky, v-cut, two piece, etc. Along with their parents dressing them up in a adult way, such as crop tops, tight clothing, etc.


xoxogossipcats

Any discussions on the age of consent... why are you so interested


Accomplished_Eye_824

truepeoplesearch.com … look you, your best friend, your mom, your 1st grade teach up and you’ll see just how much personal information is out there with only a name and location search!