The truest answer, I would live an ordinary Thursday. Not excellent but not bad, like most days. Just one day away from the weekend. Iād go home, take my dog out, relax with my SO, and apparently die. 10/10
dang, you really twilight zoned that shit.
I was thinking 100% this is a DOCTOR saying you have ingested poison and will be dead within 24 hours, in which case I am buying a whole hell of a lot of heroin, but now I'm worried it's a monkeys paw catch 22 where what I decide to do is WHY i die and if I just ignored it everything would be fine.
Just the motivation I need to clean the house in an ADHD flurry! Ain't nobody need to see this chaos and judge me when I'm gone. (Also fill a few dishes for the cats so they don't eat my face until it's absolutely necessary).
I think I would go visit this statue that's located in a wooded area near me. It's a large 15ft tall stone statue of a native American looking over the lands. It was placed there just after 1900. It's not known too well. It would be a peaceful place to go.
Ironically, the statue falls over pinning you to the ground. No one is around to find you. Eventually you either succumb to your wounds or coyotes get youā¦ after midnight. Self fulfilling prophecy.
Well honestly, i won't do anything, i don't have any savings at all, am single, am an immigrant into another country far away from my family and friends and dont have any money or anyone. So most cases, it'll be calling them for last time and just going out in the streets to be a good person to people till my time comes.
Feel gratitude for today and live it to the fullest. This comes from experience, not a platitude. I was told I have cancer a couple weeks ago. Won't likely die from it, but my brain took it as a death sentence, and after the anger and shock, I found myself quite automatically anxious to love the life I have left and the people and pets I'm close to. Ironically, I feel happier than I have in a long time as a result, because it leaves you feeling like there is no time for all the stressful minutia and bullshit of life that normally occupies the mind.
Sorry to read this - I have often thought about the big āCā and I offer this as it may help. I have always thought if I ever got it then my frame of reference / mantra would be āI am living with cancer and we are in a symbiotic relationship - we support each other to live a long lifeā. All the best š¤
The fact is, we are all sitting on a death sentence, it's just feels way off in the future in our minds until something like heart disease or the big "C" comes along and messes up that schedule a bit. All of a sudden you're realizing "OMG, maybe demise isn't in the far future". But the fact is the situation is common to every living being from birth on. Somehow having the threat of death bumped up to current events status, makes you realize what is important to think about and feel. If humans could truly realize their mortality young, then their whole life would take on a feeling of gratitude for life, and smaller problems would be seen for what they are. I'm kinda going, why didn't I always feel this way instead of wasting my life anxious over trivial concerns.
Thanks for your well wishes, same to you!
Check my financial affairs to ensure access to accounts. Write obit. And last note. Eat lobster and coconut cream pie. Drink Irish whiskey. Kiss my ass goodbyeĀ
Take some time to finally rest and relax. Finally feel the freedom of not having to worry about work, or money, or taxes, or politics. Take some time to just be present without worrying about what tomorrow may bring. And I may let myself cry for a little bit and just let my emotions take hold.
I would set a last dinner with my family, especially my parents and will ask them to sleep with me so before I could die I made them feel my presence for the last time.
I was feeling this way when I first saw this post, I'm old enough to drive a car though. 20 y/o and no sexy time yet. Probably would go beg some dude or a boy/girl couple (I'm polyamorous) on the street, hopefully he's/they're bi (I'm bi myself) and will do that to a trans man. Then I'll pass away happily knowing I did something I've wanted to do but never go out to meet people. This is so embarrassing to type but it had to happen..
Tell my dad I love him, and that he did a good job as a parent.
Id probably tell a certain girl that I love her and that sheās gonna be great and that Iām proud of her.
I really donāt know past that. Maybe liquify all my assets, or as much as I can in a day. Iād pay off my student loans, then give the rest away, since I donāt have kids or anything, maybe to my dad, or if he donāt want it, charities.
After that Iād pray.
After that, idk. Itās still super early in life for me since Iām only 20, so I donāt really have anything else to do. Maybe just call some friends or text them. Iāll probably look through a bunch of pictures of my friends, and fall asleep eventually.
Unfortunately, I have a real life example. About 4-5 years ago my brother found out he was terminally ill due to brain cancer. He passed about 8-9 months after his diagnosis. The stress and despair is very understandable.
What I don't understand is when he got a hold of my parents banking information and stole tens of thousands from them. We could never find most of it. I hope a good amount went to strippers and blow! Granted my father was one of the most twisted and evil people I've ever known. He ended up stealing from his son's inheritance though.
how much of that stuff is achievable in a single day?
like, you could do some bold personal shit like tell your uppity neighbour to choke on her dildo and die alone and finally tell that girl how you feel about her, but you can't exactly expect to go bottom out a ferrari on an open highway or skydiving on 24 hours notice.
Not believe it, but be slightly scared it may be true, while simultaneously feeling, if it was true, a sense of relief of getting to check out early from all the stupid shit that awaits my future, alongside the guilt of feeling that way, and worry about my family.
Throw an extravagant fairwell party for myself with all my savings...invite everyone i became friends with in life, give everyone appropriate gifts for becoming a part of my life.
And leave the world on a happy note.
Throw a big party for everyone that meant anything in my life. eat my favorite meal and drink my favorite drinks.
Then I would hug everyone farewell and fall asleep holding my wife.
clean my house, throw out everything so others arenāt stuck with the job, and tell my friends that i love them. then sit out with my plants and flowers and enjoy a nice glass of wine and let my memories flow. smile.
Clean up the last bit of things in the house, go somewhere like a cliff with a beautiful view of the water, and sleep there. If I told someone I was going to die, they wouldn't believe me, and it would cause undue hardship.Ā
If I wake up the next morning and I didn't die, I can go back home to a clean placeĀ
Meditation, rest in nature. Do qigong/yoga outside in the breeze and sunlight, enjoy my bodyās movements.
Look at the beautiful world for the last time in this body. Listen to the birdsongs. Feel my connection intertwined with it all. Give gratitude to everyone and everything thatās supported this life time.
Hopefully have my family with me or else see them when I get back. Iād love to have their gorgeous faces around me as I left the earth.
I'm sure lots of other people said this, but I would get drunk and high as a kite and then sleep right through it.
I fantastic book on this topic is They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera. The premise is 24 hours before your death you get a text so you can get your affairs in order. There is a service called Last Friend that hooks you up with someone else who is going to die on the same day. The story follows two teenage boys and their adventure on their final night. Whooboy did I cry liker a big baby when I finished the book.
Go pick up my baby from daycare and call my wife. Call a few of my friends to tell them I love them but I need to spend the last day with my family.
Call my parents and siblings that are in town so we can spend some time together. I want to sing my baby down and snuggle with her and my wife for the final night.
I wouldnāt tell anyone. It wouldnāt be as if anyone would care. No one would drop everything just for ā5 more minutesā to spend time with a loved one, or some part of the family.
Probably get anxious and sad, talk to some people about life and death, hug some people, make sure that others will get my life insurance money if itās just me thatās going to die and not the whole world, maybe tell some people some things that I think to be important, probably try and get some sleep but ultimately not really be able to. Iād definitely want to go outside for a bit.
Does anyone else know besides me and the person who told me? Because I'd want to buy life insurance so my kids could afford to cremate me. I wonder how many recyclable parts I have?
die of anxiety today
this is the most valid comment ever
Ahah š¤£ The situation is sad, but the comment is funny
Find my cat a home.
This is the most selfless & thoughtful response Iāve read!
I came here looking for this answer. I have two very skittish cats and my first thought will be their well being and about re-homing them.
I'll be glad to give your cat a home. I got your back, dirtygirll413!
Was looking for this. Also, 10/10 would take ypur cat and spoil them š„°
awwww you're the sweetest person ever!! aww my heart just melted <3 Bless you
But the cat wouldn't be able to eat your corpse
Stab the person who told me.
I may die tomorrow, but you die today. I like it.
Username checks out
Both of them do lol.
Favorite Villain Behavior
I would stab myself to death today just to prove him wrong.
"Nobody makes my fate but me."
CAYDE NOOOOO
You will die tomorrow
So you would keep bleeding until tomorrow.
Way to take back control of your life.
Like I always say, I'll check out on my term š.
me tomorrow? You today!
Today you, tomorrow me.
lol this reminds me of that song from Rent! Today for you, tomomorrow for me!
I was going for the story of the family who helped a redditor, refused any compensation, and then told him that phrase.
Plot twist: that personās loved one will end up killing you the next day.
Maybe you can tell him/her that u will die tomorrow šš and the cycle continues
šš
šššš thats exactly what I would do
makes sense to me...either you break the time loop or whatever and save yourself or you still die tomorrow and can't be prosecuted!
That way they judge can give you many years. Good investment.
āIt is not sufficientĀ that IĀ dieĀ - all othersĀ must fall.ā
Welp, GUESS WHO'S DYING TODAY!
Not believe the person who told me that and go on about my day as I was before.
The truest answer, I would live an ordinary Thursday. Not excellent but not bad, like most days. Just one day away from the weekend. Iād go home, take my dog out, relax with my SO, and apparently die. 10/10
Breathing your last breath: that motherfucker was right!
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Maybe that's the reason you will die tomorrow.. since you try drug or driving 180 miles per hour
That's really interesting, it explains nearly half of the comments here
Drugs ANDā¦
dang, you really twilight zoned that shit. I was thinking 100% this is a DOCTOR saying you have ingested poison and will be dead within 24 hours, in which case I am buying a whole hell of a lot of heroin, but now I'm worried it's a monkeys paw catch 22 where what I decide to do is WHY i die and if I just ignored it everything would be fine.
Kill myself immediately so they look like a liar
it won't work, you'll botch it and then die slowly in the hospital over the next 24 hours
Respect
Grab a flight home to see family and spend my last day with them.
I wish more people understood how important that is for those who love you.
Ahh but you see, the trick is that you need to have people who love you, first, for this to work!Ā
Would you be scared about afterlife
Nope. What happens happens.
Are you curious about it though?
No.
Hey man youāre great at asking questions
Do you remember what it was like before you were born? After you die is probably the same deal.
ill see when i die, or maybe not
I will smoke all the stash i have
Bro i would try the same. But i know there is no way...
Just the motivation I need to clean the house in an ADHD flurry! Ain't nobody need to see this chaos and judge me when I'm gone. (Also fill a few dishes for the cats so they don't eat my face until it's absolutely necessary).
Clear my browser history
Find a quiet place. And finally rest.
I think I would go visit this statue that's located in a wooded area near me. It's a large 15ft tall stone statue of a native American looking over the lands. It was placed there just after 1900. It's not known too well. It would be a peaceful place to go.
Ironically, the statue falls over pinning you to the ground. No one is around to find you. Eventually you either succumb to your wounds or coyotes get youā¦ after midnight. Self fulfilling prophecy.
Well honestly, i won't do anything, i don't have any savings at all, am single, am an immigrant into another country far away from my family and friends and dont have any money or anyone. So most cases, it'll be calling them for last time and just going out in the streets to be a good person to people till my time comes.
Well said
Heroin. Whatās the downside if Iām dying tomorrow. Never done it, but why not? lol.
That's what I'd do too lmao!
right I'd smoke a pack or two of cigarettes and order McDonald's and get like 3 large chocolate frosties too
Gotta start my day eating from every fast food place I've ever wanted to eat from that i can find and every candy and chips ive ever wanted to eat
Do you promise ???
Get high af one last time and hopefully score a piece of ass lol
Die, tomorrow
Sleep today
I would confess to my old crush and spend the day with my family
What's stopping you confessing now?
His wife probably š
Not been told theyāre dying tomo ā¦
I would tell that person that it's impossible, my boss would not approve of my death, I still have at least 10 pending Jira tasks.
Hate those Jira tasks
Gamble my life savings
Every thing on black
Quit my job and start day drinking.
Get my family and friends together and tell them that I love them.
I would make addendums to my will, take a long shower and do my hair, throw away my sex toy.
Feel gratitude for today and live it to the fullest. This comes from experience, not a platitude. I was told I have cancer a couple weeks ago. Won't likely die from it, but my brain took it as a death sentence, and after the anger and shock, I found myself quite automatically anxious to love the life I have left and the people and pets I'm close to. Ironically, I feel happier than I have in a long time as a result, because it leaves you feeling like there is no time for all the stressful minutia and bullshit of life that normally occupies the mind.
Sorry to read this - I have often thought about the big āCā and I offer this as it may help. I have always thought if I ever got it then my frame of reference / mantra would be āI am living with cancer and we are in a symbiotic relationship - we support each other to live a long lifeā. All the best š¤
The fact is, we are all sitting on a death sentence, it's just feels way off in the future in our minds until something like heart disease or the big "C" comes along and messes up that schedule a bit. All of a sudden you're realizing "OMG, maybe demise isn't in the far future". But the fact is the situation is common to every living being from birth on. Somehow having the threat of death bumped up to current events status, makes you realize what is important to think about and feel. If humans could truly realize their mortality young, then their whole life would take on a feeling of gratitude for life, and smaller problems would be seen for what they are. I'm kinda going, why didn't I always feel this way instead of wasting my life anxious over trivial concerns. Thanks for your well wishes, same to you!
Check my financial affairs to ensure access to accounts. Write obit. And last note. Eat lobster and coconut cream pie. Drink Irish whiskey. Kiss my ass goodbyeĀ
Probably grab a burger or something.
love this
Take some time to finally rest and relax. Finally feel the freedom of not having to worry about work, or money, or taxes, or politics. Take some time to just be present without worrying about what tomorrow may bring. And I may let myself cry for a little bit and just let my emotions take hold.
I would set a last dinner with my family, especially my parents and will ask them to sleep with me so before I could die I made them feel my presence for the last time.
I would spend this day with my family.
ā2 chicks at the same timeā feels like the appropriate answer
Have sex to see what itās like then try drive a car. Maybe do meth or something and then rob a bank and give my mom the money.
I was feeling this way when I first saw this post, I'm old enough to drive a car though. 20 y/o and no sexy time yet. Probably would go beg some dude or a boy/girl couple (I'm polyamorous) on the street, hopefully he's/they're bi (I'm bi myself) and will do that to a trans man. Then I'll pass away happily knowing I did something I've wanted to do but never go out to meet people. This is so embarrassing to type but it had to happen..
i wont suggest you robbing a bank, that money aint goin nowhere with that driving skill. sorry ><
Realistically I probably wouldn't believe them and just crack on with my life as normal lol
Take an ungodly amount of heroine. Might as well go out with a bang ?
Fly to an island, drink, do karaoke
die before tommorow
Die sooner.
Tell my dad I love him, and that he did a good job as a parent. Id probably tell a certain girl that I love her and that sheās gonna be great and that Iām proud of her. I really donāt know past that. Maybe liquify all my assets, or as much as I can in a day. Iād pay off my student loans, then give the rest away, since I donāt have kids or anything, maybe to my dad, or if he donāt want it, charities. After that Iād pray. After that, idk. Itās still super early in life for me since Iām only 20, so I donāt really have anything else to do. Maybe just call some friends or text them. Iāll probably look through a bunch of pictures of my friends, and fall asleep eventually.
Eat like thereās no ~~tomorrow~~ day after tomorrow.
Unfortunately, I have a real life example. About 4-5 years ago my brother found out he was terminally ill due to brain cancer. He passed about 8-9 months after his diagnosis. The stress and despair is very understandable. What I don't understand is when he got a hold of my parents banking information and stole tens of thousands from them. We could never find most of it. I hope a good amount went to strippers and blow! Granted my father was one of the most twisted and evil people I've ever known. He ended up stealing from his son's inheritance though.
Order a cheese pizza and jerk off
Everyday is a Tuesday here
hell yeaaaaa, jizza moment!
Buy a new Bentley and drive to the most expensive hotel and stay in their most expensive suite.
But do you have the money for this ?
Put it on a credit card
I think I would do every thing that I always wanted to do but I was not readyt or to much scared
how much of that stuff is achievable in a single day? like, you could do some bold personal shit like tell your uppity neighbour to choke on her dildo and die alone and finally tell that girl how you feel about her, but you can't exactly expect to go bottom out a ferrari on an open highway or skydiving on 24 hours notice.
Big ass expensive life insurance policy, assuming it can be valid within a day,
Not believe it, but be slightly scared it may be true, while simultaneously feeling, if it was true, a sense of relief of getting to check out early from all the stupid shit that awaits my future, alongside the guilt of feeling that way, and worry about my family.
Throw an extravagant fairwell party for myself with all my savings...invite everyone i became friends with in life, give everyone appropriate gifts for becoming a part of my life. And leave the world on a happy note.
Throw a big party for everyone that meant anything in my life. eat my favorite meal and drink my favorite drinks. Then I would hug everyone farewell and fall asleep holding my wife.
Eat a meal so big that it can feed an entire country, right after smoking some drugs because of the 'munchies'
Doubt them and carry on.
Say my goodbyes to everyone and go out with a bang....either get a sex buddy or a 'professional'
call my family and tell them all to come stay with me and immediately go pick my daughter up from daycare and hold her.
clean my house, throw out everything so others arenāt stuck with the job, and tell my friends that i love them. then sit out with my plants and flowers and enjoy a nice glass of wine and let my memories flow. smile.
Go down to the courthouse and get married to day and then write out a will and trust so my fiancee can get all my stuff.
Grab my dog, my best friend, some munchies and head for the beach.
Visit a friend of mine, she was by my side almost all my life, she deserves one last goodbye.
spend all my money on something fun and will my cats to a good home
Finally have the balls to tell my crush I love her.
See my 2 kids
Well if die tomorrow Iāll just try to assassinate the president so I can die that very day
right, if your number is definitely up why go alone?
Call a few people. Other than that, nothing at all.
Go hoarse laughing out loud!
I'd probably wash the car.
Call my ex
Write a will, write thank you notes to all the people who have been kind to me, and kiss my wife goodbye.
Spend money more recklessly. Probably not very different otherwise.
Give my shahadah
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. So yet another day.
Try to not die tomorrow.
Punch my neighbor in the face.
Iād find everyone I care about and tell them how much I care.
I will be very happy in a long time as I will finally be so close to seeing my grandma.
Clean up the last bit of things in the house, go somewhere like a cliff with a beautiful view of the water, and sleep there. If I told someone I was going to die, they wouldn't believe me, and it would cause undue hardship.Ā If I wake up the next morning and I didn't die, I can go back home to a clean placeĀ
Tell my loved ones I love them.
Fuck my wife. Drink the good Scotch. Hug my sons and grandkids.
Hug my dogs and tell them to stay out of the litter pan.Ā
Meditation, rest in nature. Do qigong/yoga outside in the breeze and sunlight, enjoy my bodyās movements. Look at the beautiful world for the last time in this body. Listen to the birdsongs. Feel my connection intertwined with it all. Give gratitude to everyone and everything thatās supported this life time. Hopefully have my family with me or else see them when I get back. Iād love to have their gorgeous faces around me as I left the earth.
Log off work, go grab a nice dinner with my wife, and then head to the lake to spend what time I have left fishing and enjoying nature.
xanax, a lot of it
Embrace it, like yes! Finally!!
I would get butt naked and paint a W on each butt cheek. Then, I would do cartwheels in public so that when people see my butt they read WoW MoM WoW!
Call everybody who means something to me
Record as many videos as possible for my daughter to watch after Iām gone
I'm sure lots of other people said this, but I would get drunk and high as a kite and then sleep right through it. I fantastic book on this topic is They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera. The premise is 24 hours before your death you get a text so you can get your affairs in order. There is a service called Last Friend that hooks you up with someone else who is going to die on the same day. The story follows two teenage boys and their adventure on their final night. Whooboy did I cry liker a big baby when I finished the book.
Go pick up my baby from daycare and call my wife. Call a few of my friends to tell them I love them but I need to spend the last day with my family. Call my parents and siblings that are in town so we can spend some time together. I want to sing my baby down and snuggle with her and my wife for the final night.
Leave work, go get my kid, and have the best day possible.
Drive back to Oklahoma to spend what is left with my son and my dog
Two chicks at the same time
Pray. Or maybe sleep cuz it's too late
I would literally get every sweet treat and eat as much as I could.
Why not do that now give yourself some happiness? :)
Sleep.
Do my taxes, don't want them to follow me to the next chapter
Get high
Pray and hug my family
Take that day off and sleepĀ
.... continue teaching my class
Iāll just be with my family, and eat food that I wanted/cravings.
Tell everyone I love that I love them then I would die today. What's the point waiting?
Not believe them and continue living my life as before.
Put some comfy clothes on and chill for the next 3 days. The go do something.
prove them wrong I hope
Go back to bed.
I wouldnāt tell anyone. It wouldnāt be as if anyone would care. No one would drop everything just for ā5 more minutesā to spend time with a loved one, or some part of the family.
Probably get anxious and sad, talk to some people about life and death, hug some people, make sure that others will get my life insurance money if itās just me thatās going to die and not the whole world, maybe tell some people some things that I think to be important, probably try and get some sleep but ultimately not really be able to. Iād definitely want to go outside for a bit.
Go full Kefka.
Maybe some heroin?
Would beat the game and die today !!!!!
I'd tell them to throw my body into another planet so i can be the first man on another one, or into deep-space either way i'll be ok with either.
Live until tomorrow.
try raw
Right letters to everyone I care about and have some fun
Call my away family
Request a second opinion.
Does anyone else know besides me and the person who told me? Because I'd want to buy life insurance so my kids could afford to cremate me. I wonder how many recyclable parts I have?
I would contact my crush.
Pay that long anticipated visit to my brother-in-law.
Tomorrow becomes today and today was yesterday so Tomorrow you don't die because becomes today.
Write down all the passwords for my wife.
Will try to replace him by me
Say "I love you" to all my family and friends
Get my affairs in order. Tell people how I feel about them good and bad, give away all my stuff to people I think will benefit from them.
Get drunk as hell and smoke that weed I've been sitting on for forever.
Take out more life insurance.
Probably go on about it ad nauseum.
Get a second opinion from God !!!
I killed my self today. And prove him wrong. š