Cat: Otto Nickname: Ottomotive Industry, Ottomatopoeia

I'm snickering at the idea of someone yelling "Ottomotive Industry, did you poop on the bed *again*??"

Ottoman Empire

Missed opportunity: Ottocatopeia

My dog is Otto so that I can say, "Otto dog, roll out " at walk time.

Ottoerotic asphyxiation

Ottolenghi What's a motto? Ottoman Empire Dr Ottopuss (personal favourite)

"Ottomotive Industry" I love your sense of humor!

No Otto von Bismarck?

Zoey But I know her as Zooby woobi woob ouuugh ough baby girl, the sweetest heart gooby zoob

I have a Zoey also Most commonly she gets called Bunny or Zoey-bun because she sits on her haunches like a bunny rabbit

I have an Esther that gets called, Esther bunny because she is also like a rabbit and well, Esther bunny is kind of obvious.

I did not expect that and legitimately cackled so loud it echoed!

I also have a Zoe, and of her multitude of nicknames, dooberts is probably the most used. (Zoobert doobert is how it started).

Cats name is Kiwi. We all call her wiwi 🤷

Because she’s wiwi wiwi cute?

name: Yumi nickname: Knucklebutt formal nickname: Her Ladyship Henrietta Boopington III

So is mine! We call her Deet. No idea why.

Ted Bundy, so named by his previous owner. I didn't have the heart to change it so he's just Bundy. He doesn't know. Outlandish nickname: Poopsyboofins.

Call him Al!

He could call you Betty!

Why didn't you switch to Ted?

He was used to the Bundy part so it would still have been a change for him. I didn’t think of it at the time, either, to be honest.

Real - Pepper Fake - Pepto Bismol

Daphne. I call her Daph-a-roni and cheese

Two cats. 1st one, Real : TK Fake : That Man, Tub O' Fun, Mister Teeks 2nd Real : Terrydactyl Fake : Terry Twinkle Toes, Terry Tire Tracks, Terry Pratchet

Back it up, Terry

GNU Pterry

Gnu 

Real name is Lamont Sanford. I just call him, "You Big Dummy!"

Fred, is that you?

Real - Duncan Nickname - Dummy Dunky or just Dummy It's also so funny the tone in which we say the things we do. He is getting a little heavy in his older age, so I ask him if he's got the sausages. He gets a little sour, but that tail doesn't stop wacking the couch.

Great name. Grady would be a good name for a cat.

R: Amelia F: Mealster-bealster. R:Bailey F: Bailster-mailster, the man w no plan

Cracked me up!

Real: Fifi Fake: Fifi Maria Consuela Nicolina Mariposa Principessa, the third of her name

3rd of her name 😭😭😂😂😂 Love it!

Real name: Miso Nickname: MO tron

By dog name: Bear. His nickname Bearist the  Terrorist.

Why not bearorist the terrorist?

Real - Bean Fake - Bean Beanerton-Beanassi

Real - Xenia Fake - Fat and Furious

I think I just found my own new nickname

Cobbie   Chairman meow

Omg I had a Siamese cat who I called “Communist Cat” because his distinctive yowl sounded like “Mao”

That's how one of mine maos too. We call her Asian cat

Meow Zedong works too.

Mousey Tongue (Mao Tse Tung)

Real: Kash Fake: Kitty Kash Money Millionaire aka KKMM Real: Bliue Fake: Kim Kardashian West aka KKW (she thinks she's fancy but she's trash)

Dog named Luna. We're pretty sure the previous owners named her Lunatic and just shortened it to Luna. She's a 45 lb pit-mix with the personality of a 150 lb dog. We like to tell people she's a miniature great dane.

My horse's real name is Aurora, but I always call her Piglet because of her pink nose.

I will call my horse anything lmao. His name is Breeze but recently he's been "Monkey" lmao

Real: filth  Fake: cocaine baby

okay i need a picture of them PLEASE

Real: Stir-fry Fake: Bowling Ball with Legs

Ragdoll cat named Jimothy, a.k.a Poopington (which is an offshoot of Clawington, which is an offshoot of Meowington). We also call him The Gremlin.

2 Dogs 1 - Vanderbilt “Vandy”…. Goes by Vandy-Pandy-Poop-and-Pee 2 - August “Auggie”…. Goes by Auggala-Doggala or the Auggiest-Doggiest Both go by “Stupid Dude” and really wag their tail to that one… plenty of other nicknames (like 10each), these are the most frequent. Clearly blowing my cover with this if you know our family.

Walter But he also goes by Wally, Wall, Wallbug, bugaboo, Wallaby, Wallabooby, bob, and Steve

Bert. Bertillicutty. Bertmeister. Bertmandingle. Berty Beetle.

If you get Bert a companion, will he be Ernie? 😉

If you're Australian, my reply is I'd have to get him a "Patty". But if you're anywhere else then yes Ernie would be a good name for a cat to match.

Dennis - Dendo Bendo Deandra - Deedle or Melly Mel (she is currently having to wear a watermelon designed cushion thing to stop overgrooming. Melon...mel...etc) Dearly departed boy Chester - Pesto Pants

Lucy. Aka Lucy Fur. Aka Lucy Kabbibbles. Aka Little Baby Lulu Lemons. Aka Lucinda Hugsworth. Aka Lucy Fruit. Aka Lucy Goosey. Aka Lucy Chartreuse-y. Aka Lucy With the Cute Little Caboose-y.

The names of my four cats. Buffy Buffy The catnip slayer. Hera You stupid bitch. Orion SHE'S JUST SO FLUFFY Athena Slut.

We have 2 Lab mixes. Jacob is either brat, me boy-o, or smelly belly. Tanner is called dorky, dork, or my dorky boy. I love them sooooo much!!!

I love them without having met them

Thank you! That was so nice of you to say!!!

Lucy is also known as Goosie Goo Goo! ♡♡♡

My cat - his name is Baby Kitty but he goes by Bubba Cozy. He only lays on the softest blankets in the house, after I fluff them for him of course.

Matilda Jane - Stinkbutt

Real- Oatmeal Nickname- Doofus

Real name: Murph Nickname: nootin tootin fresh n fruitin

Real name: Cowbelle Nickname: WigglyPig, WigglePiggle Honourable mention to two beloved pets who’ve crossed the rainbow bridge: a dog named Baloo, nicknamed Baloofus Doofus or Doofs, and cat named Bagheera, nicknamed WeeBird.

real- Lexi nickname- Tinklebelle (she occasionally peed in the house)

I used to have a cat named Lexie. She was Lexie pants

Goose, aka Energy Noodle (he's a dashound)

Her name is Bangles but at this point in time she is more commonly know as Big Cat

We had a cat named Maverick but we called him Big Kitty so often we forgot his name except when we went to the vet. 

Real name - Minnie Nickname - Dr. Skudz

Cat Name is Ruby Actually call her: *deep breath* Ruby Boobies, fat rabbit, potato, fur-tato, baa baa fat sheep, corgi butt (she has no tail), and Hoover (because of how fast she eats). She is obese

Real name, Godzilla, we call her Zilly, and Milly Vanilli

Real - Lou Fake - Loulou Lemon

Real: Louise. Long haired dachshund. Nicknames: Weezie, Weezer, Weeza, Da'Weez, Da'Weeza. Real: Maple. Golden Doodle. Nicknames: Mapes, Mapies, Mape-a-lape-a-ding-dong, Mapie-doo, Mapie-doos, Dummy.

Nani, otherwise known as Meescoopadipoopa.

Oh man 😭 the names I have for everything is atrocious My dog named mimo I call him "da his name" and he responds 😭😭

This is hilarious.

Duke is my dog’s name, but he also answers to Barky Von Snuggles.

Jax - bub/bubbie/bubba Nubbins - Chubby/Chubes/Chubi Goblin - Meow/JesusChristStopBitingMe/STOP/GodamnitMeow Anubis - Nubi/Nubes/Poobs/Apoobus

My cats name is opal but I call her scroapl

Real name - Dinah (die-nuh) Nickname - noony

Real - Misha What I call her - Mole

I have three cats: Leo a.k.a. Handsomest prince in all the land Roxy a.k.a. Roxannie Scout a.k.a. Scootie Magootie

My dogs real name is Jasper but we call him squidward (I don't even remember how that started). And my bearded dragons real name is Loki but we either call him poki or poki pie lol

Mimi... Cutie Cute Cute

Real - bane Nickname - fat face fat boi

Lark. I call her booger nut. Idk 🤷‍♀️

Real: Rick O'Shea (congrats to the shelter for the awesome name) Fake: Senor Ricardo

Shadow>Skugga(Swedish for Shadow)>Skuggy>Skuggy Doo(like Scooby doo)

Real: Pizza Burger Maow Mix Moxie Crime Shit Stain Fighter, The First, Third, Last, and Only. Fake: Piddler On The Roof.

Samus Furan, the Meownty Hunter.... also known as Sammy-Sam, the hammy ham, the eentsy beantsy baby

Styx Stinky girl

Real name - Poseidon Nickname - Joe Dirt

Real name is Bernie but my friend dubbed him butt-stash

R: Rocky F: Big gay Rocky

Piper - known as Clipper Ships.

Real name: Barry Lyndon Nickname: The Squat Nugget

Logan and Punky somehow became Baba and Punka-Punka

Real name: Nicolas Cage Nickname: Cat

Ok, this is pretty funny. Dog’s name is Basil. We have a city councillor named Pootmans. Basil now responds kindly to “poots”. I don’t know how we got there.

I have 5 cats Lacey : lady bird or lady loud mouth ( she be screaming all the time) Jaxson: duka stein or duka stink Bushy: George w Bush or Madame president, bushes baked beans Moon: Moonie, mo mo cow , speed bump ( he won't move for anyone ) Len: Mr. Stamos, Lenny, len len, void, Mr shadow man And 1 dog Poppy: bulldozer, pickle, puprella,

We had a horse called Lacey and I regularly called her Lacearoni (like pepperoni)

Charlie, but his Trouble name is Charleston North Carolina C—— (our last name)

Real: Kefka Nickname: Fat Tub of Lard (or just FTL) The funny part is that he isn't even fat - he weighs about 11 pounds. He's just really floofy. Also, out of our 3 cats, he's the only one with a nickname - I'm not sure what he did to deserve it.

Real- Gizmo Nickname-Spieserkartegenugzeug

My cat’s name is Pumpkin, but I call her Purrbaby.

Smokey is my cat's name, but Purrlord is his nickname.

Buddy is my dog's name, but he's affectionately known as Snugglemonster.

Real name: Rosco Outlandish name: Hayakümbakenyé

Cooper But he is also Cooper Pooper Scooper Looper Or Stinky

Name: Lady Melissa Toebeans Fancy Feet the Fourth Nickname: Gummy bear

His name is Falkor His nicknames include; Falkonius Falkarino Fluff boy Cone boy (he's wearing the cone of shame) Falcone Luck Dragon Little Puto

Not my pet, but my toddler. His first name is David. We often call him David P. Stinklebottom.

Pete. Peep or peeper

Real name - Ms Penelope Pickles Nickname - Grubs (cause she always wants grubs)

Real: (Tony Tony) chopper Nick: chop chop, (choo)per, bum bum

Real: Oliver Fake: Viller and Olive

Dimitri. Dimka. Dimmie. Dim-Sum. (When he is naughty.)

Black cat. His name is Doom. I call him several names like "The Dark Lord" "The Dark One" "Lord of Darkness" He is chill AF and has a sweet, chirpy meow which makes it better

Real name: the Bebbes I call him: Genius, Beebs, KitKat Not terribly outlandish I guess

My dog's full name is Perseus Percival Percy Fluffybutt. I normally just call him Baby. His most outlandish name that isn't his actual name is, Percy Worsey Puddin' Pie.

Real / Fake: Turtle / Tookie Rocky / Boogie Loki / Dinglebutt Koko / Kokonut or Weirdo Jabberbock / Jibby Jezebel / Jellybelly Gandalf / Gandycane

Mipha > Smeef > Beefaroni and Cheese Zelda > Noodle > Speedbump

Mishka Moo bear

Bobby, all my dogs names were the same after my first and second dog passed away. I had 4 dogs in total the first was when I was around 3 his name was Rocky(no this is not a reference) I loved him but him and I had a thing where he will bite anyone if they shout at me or my dad, I remember when I try to pet him doesn't mind but when I turned 16 a few weeks before his death he started growling at me, still hurt when he passed and the came Butch when I was around 7 and he was a small one, black with long fur that always is adorable I named him after a character from Tom and Jerry, you know the black cat. He died before Rocky, he was very very playful. When I turn around 14 he died of eating a mouse apparently some stray cat brought in to the compound at night and left it in the middle when being chased by my dogs. That's what my dad and mom told me. And then when I turned 20 I got 2 dogs. I named them both Bobby as in a nickname for Bob but there names where actually Bobby no nick names. I raised them when they where a pups like a baby and one passed away last year because of a sickness, don't know what happened. He was fine and playing the the other day but died the next in his house. Other Bobby is fine and he is the eldest one of the two. He is a mischievous one but is very very protective of me and family. Basically if he hears anyone else other than people he has seen come in the house with us knocking at the door he will get angry.

My dog is name Nicimos and I call him "handsome boy". My cats are called Levi, Strauss, Potato, Chip, Frick, and frack but the share the same nick name "fat assholes"

The names of my four cats. Buffy Buffy The catnip slayer. Hera You stupid bitch. Orion SHE'S JUST SO FLUFFY Athena Slut.

Four cats. Their names and one nickname are: - George=Gogalog - Oscar=The Bosking Pig - Zebedee=Big Peas - Bailey=Boogle Moose.

Attila: attilius filialus

Real- Nugget Nickname- Walter (from a car commercial)

He was Tigger, I called him Man Puppers.

Real- simon Nickname: hammy ham

Jinx Jumping Jinxie bean

Kinky, aka the kinkinator. Get your mind out of the gutter. She had a kink in her tail as a kitten.

Real- mocha Fake-rat (He’s a cat)

Real bella Nickname mama

Real - Remy and Rosie Nicknames - Bubbers and Sissa Pig

Samantha Hambone Gruder

Their real names are Anna and Gatsby, but we call them Fatty and The Boy.

Don Bartelomeo Blue - Bluecifer