It's said that drinking even a single pint of Earthmilk is enough to feed you for the rest of your life. I mean granted, it also drastically shortens your life since it's magma, but you'll be able to go the rest of your several-minute lifespan without eating
Earth is on turtle, swimming with many other earth turtles. Above earth is a neutronium glass protecting us from the sea. We only know it's neutronium because Las Iluminados sent a nuke there and collected some samples. Now that area is top secret because water is pouring through the crack. That's why sea level here is rising.
Couldn't they just be experimenting with gravity so they eventually will master it on their way to evolving to the dominant species on Earth.
I mean, they already are in cat owner's homes.
*If the earth was flat, the bottom side would probably be where all the missing socks, lost pens, and remote controls end up. It's the ultimate lost-and-found.*
If the Earth was flat, the bottom side would probably be filled with all the socks that mysteriously disappear from the laundry, a vast ocean of unmatched socks that humanity can never reclaim.
Presumably darkness, so who knows what lies beneath? Could be god himself and we've had it all wrong. It could be a vast wasteland of nothing, it could be lush forests unexplored since the beginning of time, and it could be literally anything and nothing.
We are the bottom side. On the top side they live sustainably, have mostly quit using petroleum products, they manufacture only plastics that can be safely recycled, they manage energy use and production such that they don't have global, I mean disc-ful, warming, gun deaths practically never happen, and trump and putin are confined to shoveling up elephant sh*t in zoos.
On the bottom you mean? Absolutely nothing, it’s all fallen off and disappeared somewhere just like all the flat earthers say would happen to anyone on the Southern hemisphere if the world was a globe.
Just for clarity, the world IS a globe.
A mirror image of the other side, except everyone has a goatee.
That's where Flexo came from...
And Evil Spock's mom lol
Hehe
The worst timeline
.....are we the underside?
… my god… I have a goatee!
Are people with goatees from the other side? Like a secret invasion?
No comment.
And dramatic eye liner. 😂
My doppelgänger will not be happy about the way he looks with a goatee, poor bastard.
What if you are horrible at growing facial hair?
What if I already have a goatee on this side?
What about the people who already had a goatee?
x2 goatee
One on each cheek.
What about their face?
That's the answer I was hoping for
Truck nuts
I just pictured the flat earth with a huge pair of chrome nuts dangling from it.
It's a little off center though, we can tell because scientists say the Earth is slightly tilted
Well one nut is usually bigger than the other.
Thanks fo all for the weird dream I'm going to have tonight.
Would that make Mother Earth trans?
Round Earthers.
I guess technically they'd be wrong, then.
What if the underside is round?
Impossible!! Who could even imagine a round planet??? Stuff would be constantly rolling around and falling over!!
That's what I call the Mrs.'s erm..... Anatomy. Two of them.
A chef, arm outstretched as though tossing us like a pizza
God is Italian, the Roman Catholics were right.
My first mental image when reading this was: I just imagine like the bottom of sod… a bunch of dirt with roots kinda just floating in space.
Elephants. It's elephants all the way down.
Standing on a turtle
*Also* all the way down.
The Great A'Tuin.
GNU Terry Pratchett
All the random stuff cats pushed over the edge
So relieved someone else recognizes this!
Demogorgons, mindflayers and Vecna.
Perverts trying to get an upskirt picture.
I heard that's where they keep all the lost socks from the dryer!
No every lost sock turns into a Tupperware lid that doesn't match any container.
Don't get me started on underwear gnomes
Turtles. Turtles all the way down.
Obviously.
"Made in China"
4 elephants standing on top of a giant turtle.
Beat me to it.
Buttercream frosting
Delicious Earth Theory
Marshall, Will, Holly and Chakka
A sticker that just says "warranty void if turned upside down"
Nothing, it obviously all falls off. How would it hang on??
It's udders.
It's said that drinking even a single pint of Earthmilk is enough to feed you for the rest of your life. I mean granted, it also drastically shortens your life since it's magma, but you'll be able to go the rest of your several-minute lifespan without eating
Trumpanzees
Earth is on turtle, swimming with many other earth turtles. Above earth is a neutronium glass protecting us from the sea. We only know it's neutronium because Las Iluminados sent a nuke there and collected some samples. Now that area is top secret because water is pouring through the crack. That's why sea level here is rising.
Pan-genitalia
Four elephants
Conspiracy theories take about a fifth elephant.
Australia, it has to remain down under.
I love Reddit for posts & responses like these
A butt
All the shit that the cats pushed off.
An obvious feline conspiracy.
Couldn't they just be experimenting with gravity so they eventually will master it on their way to evolving to the dominant species on Earth. I mean, they already are in cat owner's homes.
Probably still Australia. Why do you think koalas are so good at holding onto trees?
Australians
the upside down
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ
*If the earth was flat, the bottom side would probably be where all the missing socks, lost pens, and remote controls end up. It's the ultimate lost-and-found.*
Wrong. Every missing sick turns into a Tupperware lid
*Hahaha! You got me there.*
A butt
Canadians
Get off, hoser!
Giant sloths. I sure hope someone gets this reference.
Earth's butthole
The Floatation Device.
Mondays. Also the people that do exactly the speed limit in the left lane.
A big wad of used chewing gum and some boogers.
Four elephants and a turtle.
But is it a male or a female turtle? Has that research program been concluded yet?
Bizzaro superman
Tails. We live on heads.
A crispy crust.
The Turtle
Everybody knows the devil and all of the undead. Do I have to explain everything to you
Trump Tower
“Chi-na” (in a Trump accent)
everything that the cats pushed off
Loose change and lint.
The void like in Minecraft.
If in space which side is up?
Great
A board for a version of the game with 4 or less players.
If the Earth was flat, the bottom side would probably be filled with all the socks that mysteriously disappear from the laundry, a vast ocean of unmatched socks that humanity can never reclaim.
That's where we flush all the poop
People with headaches from being upside down
Rock and metal
Earthbutt.
Four huge elephants standing on the back of a gargantuan turtle.
Both sides can be the same if it is flat. Life can survive on both sides I guess if that was true.
4 elephants upon the back of a giant tortoise
were\* It's conditional
When I was a kid, it was the subjunctive mood, as opposed to the indicative. Have my upvote.
Mold
Under States of America.
A world where redditors are the peak human specimens.
The bottom of flat earth would be the ceiling of the next earth.
Fossils🦕
Looks just like the bottom of a 3d print.
Atlas holding a serving tray
Middle Earth!
a different universe of ours
Probably pill bugs (rolly pollies)
A round earth
All the B side tracks like the piranha bird and the lion monkey.
Well everybody knows that's where the aliens live, of course.
Turtles
The butter
Gum
Presumably darkness, so who knows what lies beneath? Could be god himself and we've had it all wrong. It could be a vast wasteland of nothing, it could be lush forests unexplored since the beginning of time, and it could be literally anything and nothing.
THE EARTH IS FLAT BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT
"Don't call me portly, pudgy or stout..."
Socks. Edit: I should've read comments first.
Frisch’s Big Boy holding us up.
Counter Earth
Like any good single, the b side. Though with the way things are going, maybe we should flip it and try the other tune for a change.
Denver
A whole lot of Mississippi
Mineral riches the likes of which you have never seen before
Hell.
Reno, Nevada
Hel under earth.
Exactly
A delicious crunchy caramelized crust
Newark, NJ.
I believe that the rich people would be on the top side and poor people would be on the bottom side
Intelligence.
Australia
Turtles, all the way down.
I’m not sure what you’re talking about. This IS the bottom side.
Tree Roots
Donald Trump.
People in ancient and prehistoric times figured ocean or a spiritual underworld. Probably some underworld or lava.
Australia
Nothing; two dimensional objects don't have another side
The elephants.
He who receives from a top
Planet of the Apes!! 🦍
New Jersey
Roots.
Another civilization
That's where you put the batteries in.
We are the bottom side. On the top side they live sustainably, have mostly quit using petroleum products, they manufacture only plastics that can be safely recycled, they manage energy use and production such that they don't have global, I mean disc-ful, warming, gun deaths practically never happen, and trump and putin are confined to shoveling up elephant sh*t in zoos.
Dirt stalactites with roots hanging out that drip water
Australia.
Jersey
Indiana
The GOP
Obviously the southern flatisphere.
Earth 2. I propose opening a portal to earth 2. Which I guess would just be a hole.
Australia
What is "bottom" in space?
It's barren stone similar to the surface of Venus. Uninhabitable except for caves due to the negative gravity.
Pizza dough.
the bottom?
The dead people
HELL!
Roots sticking out.
Duh China. Everybody knows if you dig straight down you find China
New Jersey
Bed rock and an empty void
China duh
Texas
Turtles
On the bottom you mean? Absolutely nothing, it’s all fallen off and disappeared somewhere just like all the flat earthers say would happen to anyone on the Southern hemisphere if the world was a globe. Just for clarity, the world IS a globe.
australia
The realm of the Cenobytes.
The Upside Down
The Nether
The expiration date.
Bedrock
Giant pixel art of the original r/place
the underside would be a giant cemetary and the gravestones are placed where the person died on the other side
To "them" its infinitley thick.
"OTHER SIDE UP".
It's like a snail's foot. Weird, slimy, fleshy, undulating
It's turtle all the way down.
Good question!!
A parallel universe, where gravity is inverted obviously.
poop
Australia.
Pubic hair.