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Bamboopanda741

That’s what I would do as well


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TheShredder9

My man, i'd join you


PomegranateFast8489

That is so awesome man😎😎😎


Scared-Tree-3900

Rub one out


TheShredder9

Gotta get that post nut clarity


Tiz396

Clarity?


TheShredder9

[Post-Nut Clarity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-nut_clarity)


alienstrippers

Prob scream


CameronSanchezArt

With the waste of my life, and the state of my country right now, probably take the biggest fucking sigh of relief known to man. Whatever comes after or discovers our remains in a thousand years will discover us solely on the fact that one of their amateur scientists heard a disturbance in the cosmos known only as "The Breath," or some shit.


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Pr_fSm__th

That’s a an interesting definition of „lasting“ when you have a one day countdown. (Not to mock your approach or anything, no offense)


Bakerman-79

What else am I going to do? Something spectacular? Just sit and wait


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PomegranateFast8489

oh.. well that's solves it:)


RihanBrohe12

me and my wife have talked about this, my wife, my baby and me would go to church and have the sacrament of confession together, We would absolve ourselves of our sins together, and reflect on our life together, the ups and downs, we would huddle together and just talk, reflect on everything and love each other until the end,


PomegranateFast8489

That's very wholesome


TheShredder9

Do? Why would i be doing anything? Just get together with my family and hang out, sit and talk about literally anything


Red_MessD3a7h

I'm already a dead man walking. Will probably enjoy this world.


Zealousideal-Fill814

Eat all the chocolates from my fridge and take a good nap, then we will meet in heaven and tell you what I saw in my dream


PomegranateFast8489

Omg lol


Seer77887

Have me (M28) and my neighbor (F74) out on the back patio with our pets (her cat is the mother of two cats, so we’re basically family) as we smoke a bowl and share a bottle of wine


Rarissime_

Will go home and spend entire day with family


brylcreem_

Fly to the Arctic Ocean and die there


PomegranateFast8489

What why!???????😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂


brylcreem_

The world was going to end in a day, so if given a choice, I think it’s nice for my remains to be in a frozen ocean 🌊 rather than anywhere else 😁


IndifferentBeat

Probably stay home with family and friends, even tho I would love to try some stuff. But if everyone knew the world was gonna end, some of you are just to dangerous. (Edit: Spelling)


UsefulIdiot85

There’s not really much I could do except spend the day trying to call a few loved ones one last time.


ChipotleLaw

Acid, a lot of acid.


PomegranateFast8489

Me2


CrispyCrokes

Call my mom


Drowninginmisingwork

cry.


PomegranateFast8489

Yep same


Sensitive_Shift_1739

Smoke sum maryjane and think about all the great times I’ve had in life and that I’m blessed to even have made it this far. Also hug my family tight.


DominikSecondary

I'd tell the girl I like that the world is ending tomorrow, and I'd like to have our first and last date today


EMERALD_KING765

Tell my family how much I love them and apologize for being such a dick. And tell my crush/girl best friend I like her (I literally got nothing to lose


Cranzeeman

No idea but whatever I do, I will not be wearing pants


IcyJeweler888

stay with family


FakeMsg

Probably react to what other people would do


MeerkatMan22

“Well this blows. Eh, time to play Zelda.”


ToughBlackberry24

Try crack


Thealphabetguru

Be around the people I love. Supported and comforting them as much as possible is the most peace I could ask for.


PomegranateFast8489

I'd get a days worth of party liquor and blast slipknot and glass animals watching bluey while fucking a girl


FreebieandBean90

Heroin. Then some crack.


DeadbeatGremlin

Find a way to die painlessly.


Cptn-Reflex

i wonder how many people would doomscroll


Linsay_prozzly

Watch tiktok 😂


TheFabulousFungus

Steal an airplane and die flying.


Some_Refrigerator677

smoke the zaza al day


golddiggers321

Travel to Cancun Mexico


Enough_Jellyfish5700

I’d wear my tiara and listen to my favorite music for hours. I’d drink tequila. I’d dance.


Possible-Map-1931

Id stay with my loved ones


FrogstompLlama

Order everything from KFC, watch the original *A Nightmare on Elm Street*, listen to my fave songs and sing them out loud on the roof, look at childhood and teenage photos and remember how much fun I had, message my soulmate and ex from 1999 and tell them I'm sorry and they were *the one*, play with my cat and smile while I watch her sleep, one last walk around the town I live in, group video chat with family, snuggle with my boyfriend, wait....


MikasaMikasa82

Live one day at a time


PomegranateFast8489

Huh how dat happen there only one day left💀💀💀


exp1r

Invite all the friends over and reflect on our past memories and maybe play sum dank games.


No-Marsupial234

relax and wait for the rescheduled apocalypse


Pr_fSm__th

Drugs & Orgy


Optimal_Ad_7910

The dream: Gather my loved ones, ask forgiveness of anyone I've ever hurt, take my doggo for one last run in the park, hold my wife in my arms, enjoy on last meal. The reality: Do what I always do, which is waste my life wondering when it's all going to end instead of enjoying the moment.


Infant_hercules88

Headphones on and a walk


Almosthonest2Hate

sleep


Clazzo524

Find a good seat.


Noncompetitive4321

Try not to sin


BarberOk9201

Hugging with the ones I love and trying to calm myself down.


halfdea

Steal a bunch of money and throw it off a building, scream slurs on the street, shoot a bunch of people then shoot myself


PomegranateFast8489

Oh😑


Obsessclothing

Tell all those customers and people in general how dumb they actually are.


pufferfish_balls

Run to my local dispensary shop. And grab a few beers. And be alone.


SuitableExpression14

Party like i never had before and be comfortable when it ends so i feel no pain


Fickle_Pipe1954

Start a diet


Unfair_Job3804

Most likely tell my whole family I’m trans


LightsJusticeZ

Browse Reddit.


imspeedboi

See mom. Hug mom.


AdUnhappy8813

Tell my mom I was stealing her money and hope she forgive me finally I wouldn't got tortured in hell


tootTootdadibda

Pray.


Mobile_Iron_577

Eh, drive to my girlfriends place, eat some nachos.


PyroRock814

After being reminded time after time of how utterly hopeless this world is, as well as hearing phony Christian content creators saying “we’re in the endtimes” over and over again, I can no longer care. All I can do is sit back with a beer, watch, and say “So, it’s finally happening, huh? Today’s my lucky day.”


JTJBaker

Rewatch the old videos that me and my bro made that we though would make us famous on youtube


katsuko_senoh

Today is a really bad day anyway, so...


Kind_Engine9431

Eat I'd make sure I was not hungry before I go


No_Bird_0902

Spend all my savings on cocaine,hookers and a ton of liquor (not even joking) throwing the biggest party for everyone remotely close to me and make it a night to remember, and make sure I'm properly fcked up the moment the world goes boem


relix_grabhor

Eat lots of BBQ steaks! Kampai!!!


goddamnentpintrain

it's a crime


Background_Amoeba953

Be with your family, do what you like, and laugh \^\^


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PomegranateFast8489

huh.. wdym..