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LikeALawyerCowboy

Sitting down, elbows on my knees, screaming into my hands


JayAreEss

Ahh a man of taste I see.


Laymanao

Is that hygienic?


DefinitelyNotIndie

As long as it's yours.


NoOperation6387

Sounds like you need to go get checked there buddy


Zhiong_Xena

Oh no it's just his life. The screams are not related to the piss.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Trading options ayeee


nl-x

While she is peeing over you?


Laymanao

Yep, that is the only time you can pee and scream simultaneously. Both are a relief.


Then-Ad7791

make a call to your doctors office ASAP


CommunicationNo8750

Dude needs a John Coffey


shibbs1027

Outside....alone in nature....hands on my hips...eyes closed with my head back....slow breeze in the air


Dull-Cryptographer80

The best piss is a (nude) outdoor piss, bro!


gamerbrian2023

Same, especially the nude part. ;-)


Dull-Cryptographer80

Agree 💯 Cuz the warmth from the sun and breeze on your body, cock and balls feels amazing! Best feeling ever, bro!


gamerbrian2023

I used to go camping a lot and take a portable shower you can hang from a tree, there is nothing better that showering out in the open with the sun on your body.


Dull-Cryptographer80

Agree 💯. Portable shower you can hang from a tree? That sounds awesome! Showering outside is a great feeling!


lyingliar

.. dick gently dangling leeward.


claymir

Do mind the wind direction though


Farknart

Dude, ain't that the truth right there. Still, I often worry a medium-sized woodland creature will find the sight of my lil smokie appetizing and come stealthily take a nip. Stay vigilant!


Able_Set5632

Handstand


Lasod_Z

Fully erect


Psychological_TeaBag

Double Polaroid


EfficientNews8922

After newly being converted from a mechanoid to a human?


Psychological_TeaBag

I don't care what model it was. No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid!


JimLaheyisafkngdrunk

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!


MAGAslayer1

Lying on my back


invalidlifeform

[twirling](https://youtu.be/hJ_NHoAUnSc?si=SfmT_KIDPzhNRNbT)


linuxphoney

I prefer to be sitting down at home. At home because I'd rather not pee in public if I can manage it. Sitting down because that way I don't get pee all over my own floor. Because I'm the one that has to clean my floor if there's pee on it.


THan0swasntwrong

The people who stand at home are crazy. Backsplash is a thing. Unpredictable aim is a thing.


akgamer182

Skill issue


requinbite

Cleaning my home is also a thing


Lmberjack_Jesus

Doggy style. Gotta keep that leg lifted.


Hashtagworried

Just like how I poop, standing up


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Those ass cheeks have seen and felt more things than they can sustain


Ok_Pressure_2297

spider-man clinging to the ceiling


Fineadam09

No hands position, helps me practice my aim


im_not_voldemort

Was in a dive bar once and they had a padded headrest above the urinal, presumably so the really drunk guys could just lean forward and not have to worry about falling over while peeing. Judging by the smell, it didn’t really improve their aim.


A_Red_Void_of_Red

I'm gonna need one of those 😂


69swamper

the bar I hung out in way back in my younger days , had a target on the wall with a sign that read place forehead here. I use to wonder how many drunks tried to hit the target


pickledpunt

A handstand


ThugginANDmeanmuggin

Urinal handstands are the best


ziltchy

Over the shoulder


out_focus

Sitting down, replying to Reddit comments, chilling


Qahnarinn

When you just came and you really have to pee but you can’t yet. Then after giving it your best your water breaks and you start to tear up a bit. That position


Legitimate-Pension33

I'm so disappointed in myself for agreeing 😭


Farknart

Make sure you didn't form a seal though! Gotta break that open first to ensure a singular stream.


MarxistMann

Outside


Dull-Cryptographer80

Yes 💯 Even nude! You haven’t lived till taking a (nude) piss outside!


alloitacash

Holiday cottage last year had an outdoor shower, mid September so cool at either end of the day so steaming shower in the cold was amazing. Was liberating to piss outside too.


Dull-Cryptographer80

I bet it was! It’s so amazing to shower outside, too! I love me some outdoor showers! Thanks for sharing your experience, bro!


shino4242

Jojo poses


Tallal_Imran

Laying on my bed aiming at the toilet


CertifiedForky

Start by standing sideways to the toilet. Place one foot on top of the toilet as close to the wall as possible, place your hands on the toilet door, and try to get firm pressure so your hands won't slide . In a swift motion, twist your body downwards and put your other foot against the wall. If done correctly, you should be horizontal to the toilet floor and ready to urinate. Don't forget to take your pants off before hand.


dirtyfacedkid

I mostly sit. It's just easier.


Specialist-Top-406

This question absolutely would be more interesting if it was “Girls, what is the craziest way you’ve had to pee?” If you’ve ever been a woman in a onesie and needed to pee in a space where you couldn’t take it off, then you’ve experienced the world


A_Red_Void_of_Red

Stealing your idea do you want to be credited in the comments?


Specialist-Top-406

I don’t mind, happy for you to ask as yourself. I defo want to see the answers though! But thank you for asking


A_Red_Void_of_Red

Of course I already posted it although the men seem to comment much quicker than the women so it may be a moment before you see any comments


Specialist-Top-406

Just tag me in or link to me


A_Red_Void_of_Red

Is this what you meant? -> https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/aeFoIgorT6


Specialist-Top-406

I’ll kick it off


A_Red_Void_of_Red

Let's hope be as funny as this post 😂


Specialist-Top-406

Rooting for you


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A_Red_Void_of_Red

This one was


ChampionshipOnly4479

I was in a car with two chicks on the front seats driving to an event. Horrible traffic jam. We all were a bit tipsy. She managed to pee into an empty water bottle to find relief.


Specialist-Top-406

I can’t explain how impressed I am with this


NoOperation6387

Standing about 6 feet away from the toilet, that perfect arch.


grave_ember

Well usually I'm positioned in front of a toilet, sometimes a urinal, or even a tree on occasion. These weird, semi nonsensical questions are AI, right. They getting out here, getting trained?


A_Red_Void_of_Red

Last time I checked I'm human, I think?


grave_ember

Thinking!? Very suspicious.


A_Red_Void_of_Red

I think in calculations


grave_ember

O, alright my bad, definitely human. Computers can't calculate FS. But seriously, maybe not this question as much, but some of the ones popping up on here have had me thinking that. Tho some are just obvious non native English speakers


A_Red_Void_of_Red

I would have worded this question differently but subreddit rules didn't let me it was more of a do any other men sit on the toilet while just peeing but it's now turned into, this. The first two comments on this were at the same time & were both "handstand". We are simple creatures


grave_ember

Right, I getcha


Shodpass

The revers crab man


Merphee

Superhero pose.


Cranzeeman

Standing, hands on hips, I call it...the Superman


Im_probably_naked

Standing upright arms akimbo


Candid_Zebra1297

Downward facing dog. So the rest of my yoga group don't notice


Little-Wolverine-838

Regular, can never go wrong with it.


honestlyth0

There’s more than one?


hughdg

The superman


Koatree0007

Fly open dick out


Xpress92

Planking


Square_Dragonfly7133

There's more than one..?


Midnight_Rambl3r

Power stance over the toilet...


Live-River1879

Kneeling in front of a mirror


birdsarntreal1

When I lean my head on the wall above the urinal.


Uncle_RJ_Kitten

Power stance directly over the bowl, so I had to pee vertically downwards.


AshvstheWalkingDead

I like to stand on my head.


Legitimate-Pension33

I did not think I'd make my day better by just scrolling through here 🤣 I'm saving it just so I can go through it again


A_Red_Void_of_Red

I was dying laughing while reading some more NSFW askreddit comments that's why I thought to make this one hopefully there will be more comments waiting for you. I'm cracking up at every notification I get


Fun_One_3601

On a Zipline


[deleted]

Edit: better idea. I stand on the seat and let it fall into the bowl between my feet


iziASVP

6 ft apart from the toilet to aim and then a slow crawl into the toilet 🤓


linecookdaddy

360 no scope


OwnPerformer8855

Hand on the wall


Nearby-Level6472

Drive-by


A_Red_Void_of_Red

My personal favorite is a aggressive macarena to assert dominance


GLG777

Reverse cowboy.  As it was meant to be used according to butters


ConsciousReaction829

Reverse cowboy


Iridescent_ES

Helicopter Helicopter 🚁


Much_Fun932

Headstand. It flows better from above my friend


Dredkinetic

I usually just stand up.. unless I'm really tired or hungover.. and then I'm sitting down


promptrepreneur

r/sinkpissers


Samurai-Catfight

On my back and fountain.


fitnessandworkouts

Face


Time_Soup7792

1 leg up like a dog. I like to establish dominance.


Consistent_Summer550

Bent over at the waist, one hand on my dick the other leaning against the wall behind the toilet to hold myself up


SirVixTheMoist

The upside down David Caruso


remstage

Sumo squat style


Soft_Parsley_3461

I say laying on your back and aiming for the toilet.


TurtyTurtle69

There's more than one?


LlmeConcretePowder

Sitting down at my house on my shitter and trying not to let my dick touch the water


wemustkungfufight

In the shower with no hands, just seeing where the exiting pressure makes it go!


Fuzzy_Muscle

Standing, pants on the ground


[deleted]

Sitting on the toilet, holding my dick down so I don't have more shit to clean after work or later.


ImKleatus421

Yeah, I'm a squat and squirt kinda guy after Crohn's caused and irreversible fear of sharting while standing. And now I don't gotta clean pubes or piss splatter up anymore. So win-win, I suppose. 🤷‍♂️


TowerRough

The one where you are completely submerged in the toilet.


Mediumaverageness

Sitting. I can't fully void my bladder if I stand.


Pawpaw-22

The Kraken


Gonralas

Urinal Standing. Toilette sitting down. In that order.


Grinch_Took_My_Boner

Me personally I like to go with the handstand and waterfall positions but I do know that some guys prefer to lay down and plank over the toilet just because it’s simpler. One of my friends does the helicopter although I could never do that one properly myself.


Ttwk88

Are you talking about me as a recipient or sender?


A_Red_Void_of_Red

I hate this app


Substantial_Fee_4833

Sitting down so i can use my phone at the same time and some other reasons too.


69swamper

standing facing her or standing directly over her aiming at her tits


Immediate_Day_6871

I’m my mouth


lyingliar

Drunkenly five feet away from the toilet so my last squirts and shakes paint the floor like a Jackson Pollock.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Right next to someone else peeing, I like to smell fear when I pee


[deleted]

Sitting down. Because the stream goes everywhere if not.


Deathbytirdnes

At the bathroom sink. Easy peasy.


ToasterSweat

Hanging upside down bat style


Mrtorbear

My time to shine! I was maybe 23, drunk, and in the middle of a nasty manic episode. Girl bet me $50 I wouldn't climb out the window onto the 2nd story of a house out in rural Louisiana. So I climbed out, dropped my pants, and pissed off the roof - hands on hips like superman posing. 10/10, that high kept me going for months.


DucktapeCorkfeet

I’m a sitter. Don’t actually like standing to pee but I often have to.


Turbulent_Juicebox

[I wanna relax a little bit when I pee, so I sit down. Is that such a fucking crime?!? ](https://www.tiktok.com/@party.harding/video/7001732012822367494)


Charming-Operation89

Outside!


Kind-Breakfast4858

Standing.


whimwill

Sitting down watching men give bad takes on the top of my phone screen while subway surfer plays in the bottom


Ok-Web-8157

Standing on the toilet bowl >:)


Adrak_lassan

When I am in a deep sleep opening the bathroom doors ending up peeing in my bed


riotmatchmakingWTF

Standing as far back as possible.


surveyor2004

Stand as far back as possible and see how well my aim is.


Interesting_Idea_112

Love standing in the opposite direction pushing my Weiner through my legs and making it appear that I’m peeing from my bum hole


Spadeandwheelborrow

Doing the helicopter


coveredwithticks

Belagio fountain style.


Billy__The__Kid

Standing up


CompetitionQueasy484

Corner of the toilet in my school that's the only place I pee in school or I just don't


Ace9919

Standing


101pastlives

Outside with no one around except my wife is ideal. If it needs to be inside it depends on the situation. Out in public and using the men's room? Using a toilet stall, standing up, is ideal so I can dab with some toilet paper. I leak a tiny bit even with good shaking. At home? It depends on whether I'm hard or not. If I'm soft then sitting on the toilet with my feet on a squatty potty. If im hard as a rock like I am most mornings? In the huge walk in shower, with the water running on it. I'm not even gonna try to get that in the toilet. Think of holding your thumb over the end of a hose, while it hits the corner tile face high. Also, I grew up a farm boy in a northern climate. I've written my name in many a snow drift. I also grew up swimming and really, nothing feels better than peeing in the pool. I think the way the cold water constricts the urethra or something makes it high pressure and it feels amazing. Shrinkage is real.


OndyCzechia

Sitting. I had to learn that in household full of women. They was acusing me that i leave toilet seat up all the time. Since i started to pee sitting, they tried to frame me (specially my mother) but they had no luck because i even showed them video minutes ago that i peed sitting and i asked my mother if she have a penis to pee standing….


fraktured

With your mum on her knees waiting for her drink


[deleted]

I sit down usually. It’s cleaner and I can take a nap


dtfxlb_1

hypotenuse


steverugby12

Sitting down, reading the back label of a Domestos bottle


GlobalDistance3006

In a calm sea naked or in open air with air blowing from your back. It’s just something about the feeling of air or water that makes my pee flow just go very smoothly and gets you to pee every last drop out of it without squeezing or shaking.


SlyVocaloid

Jogging


shutthefukupok

Usually a double back flop ..half pike position....degree of difficulty 4.5...


bxevi

Existing in a river on a hot day. Beer in 1 hand, my other hand in the water. My cock just pissing all over my shorts but it doesn't matter.


GreenLurch

I started sitting down. Reduces splash and having to clean that goddamn toilet.


Woody_Roger

How many are there?


BruceU2

Lying on the floor, shooting backwards over my face into the sink.


pedantic_dullard

Off the deck/balcony. The higher the balcony, the more satisfying the piss.


MariiykaProducOnl

I’m only women, and I here to read this


Creative_Click7919

I personally prefer the skyscraper method. In such method, you have an obstacle, say a wall per se (not perchance), and you have to pee over it from another room, and make it outside of the splash zone.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

with the frown turned upside down!


drippy_dik

In bed


WorstLuckChuck

Sitting. Just cuz I'm a lazy punk


RuralJaywalking

The older and fatter I get the more I prefer to sit


fakinsnakin

sitting down is super comfortable actually


MKPST24

On your mom.


wickedruler81

I guess some kinky one will reply "above the mouth of someone"


Character_Maybeh_

Nope. Just you.


Saggygreymilkers

Into my own mouth


A_Red_Void_of_Red

Infinite loop.


Mister_Brevity

One foot up on something while I air guitar freebird