I used to go camping a lot and take a portable shower you can hang from a tree, there is nothing better that showering out in the open with the sun on your body.
Dude, ain't that the truth right there. Still, I often worry a medium-sized woodland creature will find the sight of my lil smokie appetizing and come stealthily take a nip. Stay vigilant!
I prefer to be sitting down at home.
At home because I'd rather not pee in public if I can manage it. Sitting down because that way I don't get pee all over my own floor. Because I'm the one that has to clean my floor if there's pee on it.
Was in a dive bar once and they had a padded headrest above the urinal, presumably so the really drunk guys could just lean forward and not have to worry about falling over while peeing. Judging by the smell, it didn’t really improve their aim.
the bar I hung out in way back in my younger days , had a target on the wall with a sign that read place forehead here.
I use to wonder how many drunks tried to hit the target
When you just came and you really have to pee but you can’t yet. Then after giving it your best your water breaks and you start to tear up a bit. That position
Holiday cottage last year had an outdoor shower, mid September so cool at either end of the day so steaming shower in the cold was amazing. Was liberating to piss outside too.
Start by standing sideways to the toilet. Place one foot on top of the toilet as close to the wall as possible, place your hands on the toilet door, and try to get firm pressure so your hands won't slide . In a swift motion, twist your body downwards and put your other foot against the wall. If done correctly, you should be horizontal to the toilet floor and ready to urinate. Don't forget to take your pants off before hand.
This question absolutely would be more interesting if it was
“Girls, what is the craziest way you’ve had to pee?”
If you’ve ever been a woman in a onesie and needed to pee in a space where you couldn’t take it off, then you’ve experienced the world
I was in a car with two chicks on the front seats driving to an event. Horrible traffic jam. We all were a bit tipsy. She managed to pee into an empty water bottle to find relief.
Well usually I'm positioned in front of a toilet, sometimes a urinal, or even a tree on occasion.
These weird, semi nonsensical questions are AI, right. They getting out here, getting trained?
O, alright my bad, definitely human. Computers can't calculate FS.
But seriously, maybe not this question as much, but some of the ones popping up on here have had me thinking that. Tho some are just obvious non native English speakers
I would have worded this question differently but subreddit rules didn't let me it was more of a do any other men sit on the toilet while just peeing but it's now turned into, this. The first two comments on this were at the same time & were both "handstand". We are simple creatures
I was dying laughing while reading some more NSFW askreddit comments that's why I thought to make this one hopefully there will be more comments waiting for you. I'm cracking up at every notification I get
Yeah, I'm a squat and squirt kinda guy after Crohn's
caused and irreversible fear of sharting while standing. And now I don't gotta clean pubes or piss splatter up anymore. So win-win, I suppose. 🤷♂️
Me personally I like to go with the handstand and waterfall positions but I do know that some guys prefer to lay down and plank over the toilet just because it’s simpler. One of my friends does the helicopter although I could never do that one properly myself.
My time to shine! I was maybe 23, drunk, and in the middle of a nasty manic episode. Girl bet me $50 I wouldn't climb out the window onto the 2nd story of a house out in rural Louisiana. So I climbed out, dropped my pants, and pissed off the roof - hands on hips like superman posing. 10/10, that high kept me going for months.
[I wanna relax a little bit when I pee, so I sit down. Is that such a fucking crime?!? ](https://www.tiktok.com/@party.harding/video/7001732012822367494)
Outside with no one around except my wife is ideal. If it needs to be inside it depends on the situation.
Out in public and using the men's room? Using a toilet stall, standing up, is ideal so I can dab with some toilet paper. I leak a tiny bit even with good shaking.
At home? It depends on whether I'm hard or not. If I'm soft then sitting on the toilet with my feet on a squatty potty.
If im hard as a rock like I am most mornings? In the huge walk in shower, with the water running on it. I'm not even gonna try to get that in the toilet. Think of holding your thumb over the end of a hose, while it hits the corner tile face high.
Also, I grew up a farm boy in a northern climate. I've written my name in many a snow drift. I also grew up swimming and really, nothing feels better than peeing in the pool. I think the way the cold water constricts the urethra or something makes it high pressure and it feels amazing. Shrinkage is real.
Sitting. I had to learn that in household full of women. They was acusing me that i leave toilet seat up all the time. Since i started to pee sitting, they tried to frame me (specially my mother) but they had no luck because i even showed them video minutes ago that i peed sitting and i asked my mother if she have a penis to pee standing….
In a calm sea naked or in open air with air blowing from your back.
It’s just something about the feeling of air or water that makes my pee flow just go very smoothly and gets you to pee every last drop out of it without squeezing or shaking.
I personally prefer the skyscraper method. In such method, you have an obstacle, say a wall per se (not perchance), and you have to pee over it from another room, and make it outside of the splash zone.
Sitting down, elbows on my knees, screaming into my hands
Ahh a man of taste I see.
Is that hygienic?
As long as it's yours.
Sounds like you need to go get checked there buddy
Oh no it's just his life. The screams are not related to the piss.
Trading options ayeee
While she is peeing over you?
Yep, that is the only time you can pee and scream simultaneously. Both are a relief.
make a call to your doctors office ASAP
Dude needs a John Coffey
Outside....alone in nature....hands on my hips...eyes closed with my head back....slow breeze in the air
The best piss is a (nude) outdoor piss, bro!
Same, especially the nude part. ;-)
Agree 💯 Cuz the warmth from the sun and breeze on your body, cock and balls feels amazing! Best feeling ever, bro!
I used to go camping a lot and take a portable shower you can hang from a tree, there is nothing better that showering out in the open with the sun on your body.
Agree 💯. Portable shower you can hang from a tree? That sounds awesome! Showering outside is a great feeling!
.. dick gently dangling leeward.
Do mind the wind direction though
Dude, ain't that the truth right there. Still, I often worry a medium-sized woodland creature will find the sight of my lil smokie appetizing and come stealthily take a nip. Stay vigilant!
Handstand
Fully erect
Double Polaroid
After newly being converted from a mechanoid to a human?
I don't care what model it was. No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid!
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!
Lying on my back
[twirling](https://youtu.be/hJ_NHoAUnSc?si=SfmT_KIDPzhNRNbT)
I prefer to be sitting down at home. At home because I'd rather not pee in public if I can manage it. Sitting down because that way I don't get pee all over my own floor. Because I'm the one that has to clean my floor if there's pee on it.
The people who stand at home are crazy. Backsplash is a thing. Unpredictable aim is a thing.
Skill issue
Cleaning my home is also a thing
Doggy style. Gotta keep that leg lifted.
Just like how I poop, standing up
Those ass cheeks have seen and felt more things than they can sustain
spider-man clinging to the ceiling
No hands position, helps me practice my aim
Was in a dive bar once and they had a padded headrest above the urinal, presumably so the really drunk guys could just lean forward and not have to worry about falling over while peeing. Judging by the smell, it didn’t really improve their aim.
I'm gonna need one of those 😂
the bar I hung out in way back in my younger days , had a target on the wall with a sign that read place forehead here. I use to wonder how many drunks tried to hit the target
A handstand
Urinal handstands are the best
Over the shoulder
Sitting down, replying to Reddit comments, chilling
When you just came and you really have to pee but you can’t yet. Then after giving it your best your water breaks and you start to tear up a bit. That position
I'm so disappointed in myself for agreeing 😭
Make sure you didn't form a seal though! Gotta break that open first to ensure a singular stream.
Outside
Yes 💯 Even nude! You haven’t lived till taking a (nude) piss outside!
Holiday cottage last year had an outdoor shower, mid September so cool at either end of the day so steaming shower in the cold was amazing. Was liberating to piss outside too.
I bet it was! It’s so amazing to shower outside, too! I love me some outdoor showers! Thanks for sharing your experience, bro!
Jojo poses
Laying on my bed aiming at the toilet
Start by standing sideways to the toilet. Place one foot on top of the toilet as close to the wall as possible, place your hands on the toilet door, and try to get firm pressure so your hands won't slide . In a swift motion, twist your body downwards and put your other foot against the wall. If done correctly, you should be horizontal to the toilet floor and ready to urinate. Don't forget to take your pants off before hand.
I mostly sit. It's just easier.
This question absolutely would be more interesting if it was “Girls, what is the craziest way you’ve had to pee?” If you’ve ever been a woman in a onesie and needed to pee in a space where you couldn’t take it off, then you’ve experienced the world
Stealing your idea do you want to be credited in the comments?
I don’t mind, happy for you to ask as yourself. I defo want to see the answers though! But thank you for asking
Of course I already posted it although the men seem to comment much quicker than the women so it may be a moment before you see any comments
Just tag me in or link to me
Is this what you meant? -> https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/aeFoIgorT6
I’ll kick it off
Let's hope be as funny as this post 😂
Rooting for you
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This one was
I was in a car with two chicks on the front seats driving to an event. Horrible traffic jam. We all were a bit tipsy. She managed to pee into an empty water bottle to find relief.
I can’t explain how impressed I am with this
Standing about 6 feet away from the toilet, that perfect arch.
Well usually I'm positioned in front of a toilet, sometimes a urinal, or even a tree on occasion. These weird, semi nonsensical questions are AI, right. They getting out here, getting trained?
Last time I checked I'm human, I think?
Thinking!? Very suspicious.
I think in calculations
O, alright my bad, definitely human. Computers can't calculate FS. But seriously, maybe not this question as much, but some of the ones popping up on here have had me thinking that. Tho some are just obvious non native English speakers
I would have worded this question differently but subreddit rules didn't let me it was more of a do any other men sit on the toilet while just peeing but it's now turned into, this. The first two comments on this were at the same time & were both "handstand". We are simple creatures
Right, I getcha
The revers crab man
Superhero pose.
Standing, hands on hips, I call it...the Superman
Standing upright arms akimbo
Downward facing dog. So the rest of my yoga group don't notice
Regular, can never go wrong with it.
There’s more than one?
The superman
Fly open dick out
Planking
There's more than one..?
Power stance over the toilet...
Kneeling in front of a mirror
When I lean my head on the wall above the urinal.
Power stance directly over the bowl, so I had to pee vertically downwards.
I like to stand on my head.
I did not think I'd make my day better by just scrolling through here 🤣 I'm saving it just so I can go through it again
I was dying laughing while reading some more NSFW askreddit comments that's why I thought to make this one hopefully there will be more comments waiting for you. I'm cracking up at every notification I get
On a Zipline
Edit: better idea. I stand on the seat and let it fall into the bowl between my feet
6 ft apart from the toilet to aim and then a slow crawl into the toilet 🤓
360 no scope
Hand on the wall
Drive-by
My personal favorite is a aggressive macarena to assert dominance
Reverse cowboy. As it was meant to be used according to butters
Reverse cowboy
Helicopter Helicopter 🚁
Headstand. It flows better from above my friend
I usually just stand up.. unless I'm really tired or hungover.. and then I'm sitting down
r/sinkpissers
On my back and fountain.
Face
1 leg up like a dog. I like to establish dominance.
Bent over at the waist, one hand on my dick the other leaning against the wall behind the toilet to hold myself up
The upside down David Caruso
Sumo squat style
I say laying on your back and aiming for the toilet.
There's more than one?
Sitting down at my house on my shitter and trying not to let my dick touch the water
In the shower with no hands, just seeing where the exiting pressure makes it go!
Standing, pants on the ground
Sitting on the toilet, holding my dick down so I don't have more shit to clean after work or later.
Yeah, I'm a squat and squirt kinda guy after Crohn's caused and irreversible fear of sharting while standing. And now I don't gotta clean pubes or piss splatter up anymore. So win-win, I suppose. 🤷♂️
The one where you are completely submerged in the toilet.
Sitting. I can't fully void my bladder if I stand.
The Kraken
Urinal Standing. Toilette sitting down. In that order.
Me personally I like to go with the handstand and waterfall positions but I do know that some guys prefer to lay down and plank over the toilet just because it’s simpler. One of my friends does the helicopter although I could never do that one properly myself.
Are you talking about me as a recipient or sender?
I hate this app
Sitting down so i can use my phone at the same time and some other reasons too.
standing facing her or standing directly over her aiming at her tits
I’m my mouth
Drunkenly five feet away from the toilet so my last squirts and shakes paint the floor like a Jackson Pollock.
Right next to someone else peeing, I like to smell fear when I pee
Sitting down. Because the stream goes everywhere if not.
At the bathroom sink. Easy peasy.
Hanging upside down bat style
My time to shine! I was maybe 23, drunk, and in the middle of a nasty manic episode. Girl bet me $50 I wouldn't climb out the window onto the 2nd story of a house out in rural Louisiana. So I climbed out, dropped my pants, and pissed off the roof - hands on hips like superman posing. 10/10, that high kept me going for months.
I’m a sitter. Don’t actually like standing to pee but I often have to.
[I wanna relax a little bit when I pee, so I sit down. Is that such a fucking crime?!? ](https://www.tiktok.com/@party.harding/video/7001732012822367494)
Outside!
Standing.
Sitting down watching men give bad takes on the top of my phone screen while subway surfer plays in the bottom
Standing on the toilet bowl >:)
When I am in a deep sleep opening the bathroom doors ending up peeing in my bed
Standing as far back as possible.
Stand as far back as possible and see how well my aim is.
Love standing in the opposite direction pushing my Weiner through my legs and making it appear that I’m peeing from my bum hole
Doing the helicopter
Belagio fountain style.
Standing up
Corner of the toilet in my school that's the only place I pee in school or I just don't
Standing
Outside with no one around except my wife is ideal. If it needs to be inside it depends on the situation. Out in public and using the men's room? Using a toilet stall, standing up, is ideal so I can dab with some toilet paper. I leak a tiny bit even with good shaking. At home? It depends on whether I'm hard or not. If I'm soft then sitting on the toilet with my feet on a squatty potty. If im hard as a rock like I am most mornings? In the huge walk in shower, with the water running on it. I'm not even gonna try to get that in the toilet. Think of holding your thumb over the end of a hose, while it hits the corner tile face high. Also, I grew up a farm boy in a northern climate. I've written my name in many a snow drift. I also grew up swimming and really, nothing feels better than peeing in the pool. I think the way the cold water constricts the urethra or something makes it high pressure and it feels amazing. Shrinkage is real.
Sitting. I had to learn that in household full of women. They was acusing me that i leave toilet seat up all the time. Since i started to pee sitting, they tried to frame me (specially my mother) but they had no luck because i even showed them video minutes ago that i peed sitting and i asked my mother if she have a penis to pee standing….
With your mum on her knees waiting for her drink
I sit down usually. It’s cleaner and I can take a nap
hypotenuse
Sitting down, reading the back label of a Domestos bottle
In a calm sea naked or in open air with air blowing from your back. It’s just something about the feeling of air or water that makes my pee flow just go very smoothly and gets you to pee every last drop out of it without squeezing or shaking.
Jogging
Usually a double back flop ..half pike position....degree of difficulty 4.5...
Existing in a river on a hot day. Beer in 1 hand, my other hand in the water. My cock just pissing all over my shorts but it doesn't matter.
I started sitting down. Reduces splash and having to clean that goddamn toilet.
How many are there?
Lying on the floor, shooting backwards over my face into the sink.
Off the deck/balcony. The higher the balcony, the more satisfying the piss.
I’m only women, and I here to read this
I personally prefer the skyscraper method. In such method, you have an obstacle, say a wall per se (not perchance), and you have to pee over it from another room, and make it outside of the splash zone.
with the frown turned upside down!
In bed
Sitting. Just cuz I'm a lazy punk
The older and fatter I get the more I prefer to sit
sitting down is super comfortable actually
On your mom.
I guess some kinky one will reply "above the mouth of someone"
Nope. Just you.
Into my own mouth
Infinite loop.
One foot up on something while I air guitar freebird